Churchhoney August 3, 2015 Share August 3, 2015 But it would be a brief pop-up Jim Bob. MEchelle says that sex doesn't take that long. Or is over with quickly. Or something. She really doesn't have a clue, does she? It would call for a great paper engineer who could create a first-of-its-kind pop-up that stood up for three seconds and then collapsed. : ) She has no clue at all, and, as they say, she's old enough to know better. 2 Link to comment
kokapetl August 4, 2015 Share August 4, 2015 It would call for a great paper engineer who could create a first-of-its-kind pop-up that stood up for three seconds and then collapsed. : ) She has no clue at all, and, as they say, she's old enough to know better. They could use embossing for her stretch marks. 2 Link to comment
Churchhoney August 4, 2015 Share August 4, 2015 They could use embossing for her stretch marks. Lots of embossing. The terrifying thing is that I'm actually getting a clear picture of this book in my mind. 2 Link to comment
JoanArc August 5, 2015 Share August 5, 2015 I saw this on Gawker. I admit, I laughed. 5 Link to comment
Happyfatchick August 6, 2015 Share August 6, 2015 I'm sorry...what???? "Written to get young people excited about" ... WHAT????? The rest of the write up seems serious, did they just change that one word? 3 Link to comment
JoanArc August 6, 2015 Share August 6, 2015 I'm sorry...what???? "Written to get young people excited about" ... WHAT????? The rest of the write up seems serious, did they just change that one word? Yes. The original said 'bible'. Link to comment
Fuzzysox August 12, 2015 Share August 12, 2015 Caption this picture: https://instagram.com/p/15_PzSAqSa/?taken-by=davidncil 2 Link to comment
Happyfatchick August 12, 2015 Share August 12, 2015 Vanilla Oreo Sandwich cookie. The twins are cute. I wonder if their mother still dresses them and does their hair? 3 Link to comment
SometimesBites August 12, 2015 Share August 12, 2015 Caption this picture: https://instagram.com/p/15_PzSAqSa/?taken-by=davidncil White makes right, baby, and we're just the next thing to albino! 2 Link to comment
flyingdi August 12, 2015 Share August 12, 2015 Sorry. Who are the Benham brothers and why are they racist? Seriously, I've never heard of them. Link to comment
kokapetl August 12, 2015 Share August 12, 2015 (edited) Caption this picture: https://instagram.com/p/15_PzSAqSa/?taken-by=davidncil he probably had prior arrangements, but I'm sure David found a way to fit them both in. White bread and mayonnaise sandwich. Edited August 12, 2015 by Kokapetl 1 Link to comment
Churchhoney August 12, 2015 Share August 12, 2015 he probably had prior arrangements, but I'm sure David found a way to fit them both in. White bread and mayonnaise sandwich. Or do it with U.S. brand names. Sandwich special: Wonder Bread and Miracle Whip 1 Link to comment
Fuzzysox August 12, 2015 Share August 12, 2015 Caption this picture: https://instagram.com/p/15_PzSAqSa/?taken-by=davidncil Los tres gay amigos. Link to comment
JoanArc August 12, 2015 Share August 12, 2015 A lot of men fantasize about twins... 7 Link to comment
kokapetl August 12, 2015 Share August 12, 2015 (edited) A lot of men fantasize about twins... David "DP" Waller. I did mention he could accommodate them both. Edited August 12, 2015 by Kokapetl 2 Link to comment
Sew Sumi August 12, 2015 Share August 12, 2015 Here's a video about how the Benham Brothers got canned from their show before it ever aired. http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/08/showbiz/tv/benham-brothers-hgtv/ Of COURSE the Duggars and their cronies worship these vile assholes. 2 Link to comment
kokapetl August 12, 2015 Share August 12, 2015 Here's a video about how the Benham Brothers got canned from their show before it ever aired. http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/08/showbiz/tv/benham-brothers-hgtv/ Of COURSE the Duggars and their cronies worship these vile assholes. Link to comment
kokapetl August 12, 2015 Share August 12, 2015 Caption this picture: https://instagram.com/p/15_PzSAqSa/?taken-by=davidncil Bild oben, zwei Exemplare aus der erfolgreichen arischen Eugenik Programmcodename: Benham. Mit im Bild, ein Exemplar von dem ausgefallenen Projekt Waller. Er wurde geborgen und neu zugewiesen als Nebenfrau. 3 Link to comment
Marigny August 12, 2015 Share August 12, 2015 Coming to the Lifetime Movie Network in the fall... 9 Link to comment
Liz Tudor August 12, 2015 Share August 12, 2015 Re: the Benham brothers, give me Jonathan and Drew Scott (The Property Brothers) ANY day. They are also kind, help people reno houses on a budget, are quick-witted, clever, and really know their real estate/construction/design stuff. And I don't give a great big donkey flip as to what their religion/beliefs are. Why HGTV would pursue another set of house flipping twins....oh yeah, it's because networks have zero creativity these days. Methinks they doth protest too much about their "persecution" (Hey, Bin, can ya give 'em a hand with that? I believe it was Verbal Persecution). Now they are martyrs because the big bad network couldn't get behind a show displaying strong Christian (and anti-gay) principals, Boo to the hoo. 3 Link to comment
Fuzzysox August 13, 2015 Share August 13, 2015 Jon and Drew are HOTTTTTT!!!! I'm sure they love homosexuals because my gaydar is always right never disappointed me. 1 Link to comment
JoanArc August 13, 2015 Share August 13, 2015 Jonathan and Drew Scott (The Property Brothers) ANY day. A thousand times yes! They even have a cute non-twin brother! I'm sure the Benhams did a little experimenting, and have been running from it ever since. 4 Link to comment
Almost 3000 August 13, 2015 Share August 13, 2015 Or do it with U.S. brand names. Sandwich special: Wonder Bread and Miracle Whip Sad to admit it but that was the only sandwich I'd that to school in my second grade lunch...sometimes with chocolate jimmies 1 Link to comment
Fabricationary August 22, 2015 Share August 22, 2015 As others have mentioned upthread, Kid Farm is comedy gold. Especially this episode: Note the masterful use of hairspray and the efficient feeding strategies. 3 Link to comment
Popular Post Wok Chop August 22, 2015 Popular Post Share August 22, 2015 A few weeks ago I mentioned that fundie girls need a fashion magazine. And I was bored today: http://imgur.com/T2AVHSp 26 Link to comment
truthtalk2014 August 24, 2015 Share August 24, 2015 A few weeks ago I mentioned that fundie girls need a fashion magazine. And I was bored today: http://imgur.com/T2AVHSp LOL- that is hilarious! 5 Link to comment
Wok Chop August 24, 2015 Share August 24, 2015 I love this so much, I may ask your dad for permission to court you. Just saying. Well, as my avatar explicitly states, I am always ready. Link to comment
Wellfleet August 24, 2015 Share August 24, 2015 I'm sorry...what???? "Written to get young people excited about" ... WHAT????? The rest of the write up seems serious, did they just change that one word? Just about to write the same exact thing. I actually got my magnifying glass out to be sure I was seeing the word I thought I was. And there it was. Boing! 1 Link to comment
charmed1 August 29, 2015 Share August 29, 2015 (edited) Omg. Makes me think of him doing a Norman Bates (from the movie Psycho, not the Bates family) thing, where he's dressed up in long denim skirt, green shirt, and mullet wig, with a fake baby bump. Creepy.Hee! What a great new scene for the Lifetime Movie. Of course now we'll have a disclaimer that says "based on true events." In the part of JD Duggar, Michael Cera. Edited August 29, 2015 by charmed1 Link to comment
Barbie August 29, 2015 Share August 29, 2015 If I knew how I would totally make a youtube video with clips of Anna and Josh to the tune of Taylor Swift's song Bad Blood, "band-aids don't fix bullet holes, you say sorry just for show" "now we got bad blood we used to be mad love so take a look at what you've done, b/c baby now we've got bad blood".. This is their song LOL 1 Link to comment
Wok Chop August 30, 2015 Share August 30, 2015 I am not worthy.You totally are. You're good enough. You're smart enough. And, doggone it, people like you!Speaking of which, maybe Stuart Smalley could play Jim Bob? 1 Link to comment
cheatincheetos August 30, 2015 Share August 30, 2015 (edited) If MEchelle were to write a pop-up book , as I speculated in her thread, she could have each kid pop up on a separate page as if she's giving birth all over again. I can't believe I came up with an idea that tacky and tasteless, but even worse, I think she'd think it was a great idea. Just please don't make it double as a scratch and sniff book. Caption this picture: https://instagram.com/p/15_PzSAqSa/?taken-by=davidncil Oh, what a special blessing! Golly, my knees feel all weak, like they've turned into tater tot casserole. I feel just like a tear-down, ready to be stripped bare and remade! (quivery sigh) Mold me, boys. MOLD me! Edited August 30, 2015 by cheatincheetos 3 Link to comment
cheatincheetos August 30, 2015 Share August 30, 2015 (edited) Here's a video about how the Benham Brothers got canned from their show before it ever aired. http://www.cnn.com/2014/05/08/showbiz/tv/benham-brothers-hgtv/ Of COURSE the Duggars and their cronies worship these vile assholes. Edited August 30, 2015 by cheatincheetos Link to comment
cheatincheetos August 30, 2015 Share August 30, 2015 Jon and Drew are HOTTTTTT!!!! I'm sure they love homosexuals because my gaydar is always right never disappointed me. "We love homuhsexuals! They always know where the best spray tan salon in town is!" Link to comment
kokapetl August 30, 2015 Share August 30, 2015 Poor Haley Joel Osment. He has the fattest head and the beadiest eyes. And when he drunkenly crashed his car into a brick pillar in 2006, the car was a 1995 Saturn, so the money is probably gone too. 1 Link to comment
Churchhoney August 30, 2015 Share August 30, 2015 (edited) You totally are. You're good enough. You're smart enough. And, doggone it, people like you! Speaking of which, maybe Stuart Smalley could play Jim Bob? Poifect. Jim Bob would even get to satisfy his wish to be a U.S. Senator -- vicariously, anyway. Edited August 30, 2015 by Churchhoney 2 Link to comment
Wok Chop August 30, 2015 Share August 30, 2015 Poifect. Jim Bob would even get to satisfy his wish to be a U.S. Senator -- vicariously, anyway. OMG Yes! 2 Link to comment
Julia August 30, 2015 Share August 30, 2015 (edited) I met Al Franken once, at a political thing. He's scary smart. Whose crotch are the Hans and Franz bratz dolls pointing at the camera? (ed) Edited August 30, 2015 by Julia 1 Link to comment
Churchhoney August 30, 2015 Share August 30, 2015 I met Al Franken once, at a political thing. He's scary smart. Whose crotches are the Hans and Franz bratz dolls pointing at the camera? Rick Perry's. Kind of mind boggling, actually. 2 Link to comment
Julia August 30, 2015 Share August 30, 2015 Rick Perry's. Kind of mind boggling, actually. Kinda, yeah. Is anyone else getting Siegfried and Roy's Awesome Branson Adventure from those two? 3 Link to comment
kokapetl August 30, 2015 Share August 30, 2015 Rick Perry's. Kind of mind boggling, actually. The only other time I've ever seen anything like that was in porn. Two men were lowering another man onto something. 4 Link to comment
Churchhoney August 30, 2015 Share August 30, 2015 (edited) Kinda, yeah. Is anyone else getting Siegfried and Roy's Awesome Branson Adventure from those two? I love this. You know, maybe the Duggs could get a theater at Branson. They could have singing; harp, piano, violin and guitar playing; trapeze swinging; modest pole dancing and pseudo-striptease-in-too-tight garments (courtesy, Jessa); advanced dog- and bat-calling (courtesy, Michelle's squeaky voice); cowboy videos; mime-to-music (Derick); modest beefcake posing (Ben); circus-worthy counter walking (Howlers and Littles); and slapstick routines in which used cars containing bridal couples are quickly and expertly trashed (John David and the Company). Also: R-rated mime in an adults-only mini-theater decorated as a mini-golf course just off the main venue (Jim Bob). Grandma can wash all the costumes. The only other time I've ever seen anything like that was in porn. Two men were lowering another man onto something. Giving new meaning to the term "sitting governor." Edited August 30, 2015 by Churchhoney 9 Link to comment
latetotheparty August 30, 2015 Share August 30, 2015 Poifect. Jim Bob would even get to satisfy his wish to be a U.S. Senator -- vicariously, anyway. You are NOT my senator, Jim Bob. Keep your mitts off him! I met Al Franken once, at a political thing. He's scary smart. Whose crotch are the Hans and Franz bratz dolls pointing at the camera? (ed) True story: When Al Franken was first running for Senator he had a lot of meetings around the state at which he would not accept donations. He just wanted to meet people. He is so my guy. Also, that photo is not at all gay. Oh no. :) 5 Link to comment
cheatincheetos August 31, 2015 Share August 31, 2015 Rick Perry's. Kind of mind boggling, actually. http://www.advocate.com/politics/election/2012/09/23/book-says-rick-perry-campaign-threatened-really-big-lawsuit-over-gay I love this. You know, maybe the Duggs could get a theater at Branson. They could have singing; harp, piano, violin and guitar playing; trapeze swinging; modest pole dancing and pseudo-striptease-in-too-tight garments (courtesy, Jessa); Just past the barn/museum for the World's Largest Tater Tot Casserole. Open 3 hours a week. 1 Link to comment
cheatincheetos August 31, 2015 Share August 31, 2015 (edited) "Me too! Me too!" giggled Huckabee eagerly. Sadly, even the twin Sampsons could not lift his candidacy into the top tier. That Duggar baggage does weigh a bit. Edited August 31, 2015 by cheatincheetos 6 Link to comment
Julia August 31, 2015 Share August 31, 2015 Why is there an aging biker hiding behind Governor Huckabee? Also, enough people thought that carpet was a good idea that someone manufactured it, which I guess is more of a rhetorical question. 3 Link to comment
kokapetl August 31, 2015 Share August 31, 2015 (edited) "Me too! Me too!" giggled Huckabee eagerly. Sadly, even the twin Sampsons could not lift his candidacy into the top tier. I like how there's a sinister Duck Dynasty looking guy hiding behind them. I bet there's photos of the twins hands on the thighs of lots of GOP politicians, like how Josh has all those "GOP and me" selfies.ETA: I think that actually is Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Edited August 31, 2015 by Kokapetl 2 Link to comment
cheatincheetos August 31, 2015 Share August 31, 2015 (edited) I like how there's a sinister Duck Dynasty looking guy hiding behind them. I bet there's photos of the twins hands on the thighs of lots of GOP politicians, like how Josh has all those "GOP and me" selfies. There was one of Meechelle and JimBoob with the bros too but I didn't want to give them the satisfaction of posting it ;) Edited August 31, 2015 by cheatincheetos Link to comment
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