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But it would be a brief pop-up Jim Bob. MEchelle says that sex doesn't take that long. Or is over with quickly. Or something. She really doesn't have a clue, does she?

 

It would call for a great paper engineer who could create a first-of-its-kind pop-up that stood up for three seconds and then collapsed. :  )

 

She has no clue at all, and, as they say, she's old enough to know better.

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It would call for a great paper engineer who could create a first-of-its-kind pop-up that stood up for three seconds and then collapsed. : )

She has no clue at all, and, as they say, she's old enough to know better.

They could use embossing for her stretch marks.
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I'm sorry...what???? "Written to get young people excited about" ... WHAT????? The rest of the write up seems serious, did they just change that one word?

Yes. The original said 'bible'.

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Re: the Benham brothers, give me Jonathan and Drew Scott (The Property Brothers) ANY day. They are also kind, help people reno houses on a budget, are quick-witted, clever, and really know their real estate/construction/design stuff. And I don't give a great big donkey flip as to what their religion/beliefs are. Why HGTV would pursue another set of house flipping twins....oh yeah, it's because networks have zero creativity these days. Methinks they doth protest too much about their "persecution" (Hey, Bin, can ya give 'em a hand with that? I believe it was Verbal Persecution). Now they are martyrs because the big bad network couldn't get behind a show displaying strong Christian (and anti-gay) principals, Boo to the hoo.

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Jonathan and Drew Scott (The Property Brothers) ANY day.

A thousand times yes! They even have a cute non-twin brother!

 

I'm sure the Benhams did a little experimenting, and have been running from it ever since.

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I'm sorry...what???? "Written to get young people excited about" ... WHAT????? The rest of the write up seems serious, did they just change that one word?

 

Just about to write the same exact thing. I actually got my magnifying glass out to be sure I was seeing the word I thought I was. And there it was. Boing!

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Omg. Makes me think of him doing a Norman Bates (from the movie Psycho, not the Bates family) thing, where he's dressed up in long denim skirt, green shirt, and mullet wig, with a fake baby bump. Creepy.

Hee! What a great new scene for the Lifetime Movie. Of course now we'll have a disclaimer that says "based on true events." In the part of JD Duggar, Michael Cera. Edited by charmed1
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If I knew how I would totally make a youtube video with clips of Anna and Josh to the tune of Taylor Swift's song Bad Blood,

"band-aids don't fix bullet holes, you say sorry just for show"

"now we got bad blood we used to be mad love so take a look

at what you've done, b/c baby now we've got bad blood".. This is their song

LOL

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If MEchelle were to write a pop-up book , as I speculated in her thread, she could have each kid pop up on a separate page as if she's giving birth all over again. I can't believe I came up with an idea that tacky and tasteless, but even worse, I think she'd think it was a great idea.

Just please don't make it double as a scratch and sniff book.

Oh, what a special blessing! Golly, my knees feel all weak, like they've turned into tater tot casserole. I feel just like a tear-down, ready to be stripped bare and remade! (quivery sigh) Mold me, boys. MOLD me!

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Poor Haley Joel Osment. He has the fattest head and the beadiest eyes. And when he drunkenly crashed his car into a brick pillar in 2006, the car was a 1995 Saturn, so the money is probably gone too.
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You totally are. You're good enough. You're smart enough. And, doggone it, people like you!

Speaking of which, maybe Stuart Smalley could play Jim Bob?

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Poifect. Jim Bob would even get to satisfy his wish to be a U.S. Senator -- vicariously, anyway.

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I met Al Franken once, at a political thing. He's scary smart.

 

Whose crotch are the Hans and Franz bratz dolls pointing at the camera?

 

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Kinda, yeah.

 

Is anyone else getting Siegfried and Roy's Awesome Branson Adventure from those two?

I love this.

 

You know, maybe the Duggs could get a theater at Branson. They could have singing; harp, piano, violin and guitar playing; trapeze swinging; modest pole dancing and pseudo-striptease-in-too-tight garments (courtesy, Jessa); advanced dog- and bat-calling (courtesy, Michelle's squeaky voice); cowboy videos; mime-to-music (Derick); modest beefcake posing (Ben); circus-worthy counter walking (Howlers and Littles); and slapstick routines in which used cars containing bridal couples are quickly and expertly trashed (John David and the Company).

 

Also: R-rated mime in an adults-only mini-theater decorated as a mini-golf course just off the main venue (Jim Bob).

 

Grandma can wash all the costumes.

The only other time I've ever seen anything like that was in porn. Two men were lowering another man onto something.

 

Giving new meaning to the term "sitting governor."

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Poifect. Jim Bob would even get to satisfy his wish to be a U.S. Senator -- vicariously, anyway.

 

You are NOT my senator, Jim Bob.  Keep your mitts off him!

I met Al Franken once, at a political thing. He's scary smart.

 

Whose crotch are the Hans and Franz bratz dolls pointing at the camera?

 

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True story:  When Al Franken was first running for Senator he had a lot of meetings around the state at which he would not accept donations.  He just wanted to meet people.  He is so my guy.

 

Also, that photo is not at all gay.  Oh no.  :)

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Rick Perry's. Kind of mind boggling, actually.

http://www.advocate.com/politics/election/2012/09/23/book-says-rick-perry-campaign-threatened-really-big-lawsuit-over-gay

I love this.

 

You know, maybe the Duggs could get a theater at Branson. They could have singing; harp, piano, violin and guitar playing; trapeze swinging; modest pole dancing and pseudo-striptease-in-too-tight garments (courtesy, Jessa);

Just past the barn/museum for the World's Largest Tater Tot Casserole. Open 3 hours a week.

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Why is there an aging biker hiding behind Governor Huckabee? Also, enough people thought that carpet was a good idea that someone manufactured it, which I guess is more of a rhetorical question.

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"Me too! Me too!" giggled Huckabee eagerly. Sadly, even the twin Sampsons could not lift his candidacy into the top tier.

I like how there's a sinister Duck Dynasty looking guy hiding behind them. I bet there's photos of the twins hands on the thighs of lots of GOP politicians, like how Josh has all those "GOP and me" selfies.

ETA: I think that actually is Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson

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I like how there's a sinister Duck Dynasty looking guy hiding behind them. I bet there's photos of the twins hands on the thighs of lots of GOP politicians, like how Josh has all those "GOP and me" selfies.

There was one of Meechelle and JimBoob with the bros too but I didn't want to give them the satisfaction of posting it ;)

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