MyAimIsTrue March 17, 2015 Share March 17, 2015 Best thread title ever! (not a line from the show but one from me.) 3 Link to comment
cooksdelight March 17, 2015 Author Share March 17, 2015 "I YouTube'd a vaginal birth the other day. I dry heaved." -- Cameran 1 Link to comment
cooksdelight March 17, 2015 Author Share March 17, 2015 "You have 10 more years of being hot, then you can have some Whitney work done. You'll be OK." -- Craig to Cameran 6 Link to comment
cooksdelight March 17, 2015 Author Share March 17, 2015 "I want the old godmother to be her so we can admonish her. Tar and feather her!" -- Shep "Whore!" -- Cameran "Cameran! We're in church!" -- Craig Link to comment
psychoticstate March 17, 2015 Share March 17, 2015 I love this thread title so much I want to marry it. 4 Link to comment
psychoticstate March 17, 2015 Share March 17, 2015 "Hillbilly femme fatale" - Whitney on Kathryn 1 Link to comment
foo March 17, 2015 Share March 17, 2015 (edited) "Not good: She's taken to her bed with martinis, Xanax, and Turner Classic" --Whitney, on Patricia's condition after Rocky the cat's demise. Edited March 17, 2015 by foo 14 Link to comment
Sun-Bun March 17, 2015 Share March 17, 2015 "In the words of Bette Davis, 'What a DUMP.'" --Patricia, reacting to Whitney's fantabulous downtown loft/"stabbin' cabin". "I don't do manual labor." --Shep to Cameran, after suggesting he should order some peel n'eat shrimp at The Shrimp Shack. "Thomas was a bottom in prison."--Whitney, when the men were selecting beds/bunks at Shep's hunting cabin. "Ann Taylor???!"--Patricia to her housekeeper, while rifling through some random "strumpet"'s clothes on the floor of Whitney's bedroom--"What should we do with all this?"(Patricia's housekeeper asks her)--"Burn it!!" 4 Link to comment
missy jo March 17, 2015 Share March 17, 2015 "Not good: She's taken to her bed with martinis, Xanax, and Turner Classic" --Whitney, on Patricia's condition after Rocky the cat's demise. This was THE line of Season 1; can't wait to see what can possibly top it this season! 2 Link to comment
methodwriter85 March 17, 2015 Share March 17, 2015 "“I’m not really shocked by the fact that Thomas is with Kathryn. I would be more shocked if he came in with a woman that was 51. That would be shocking.”- Cameran 5 Link to comment
psychoticstate March 18, 2015 Share March 18, 2015 "They don't get breakfast. They get cab fare." - Shep to Cameran on the ladies who sleep over 5 Link to comment
zenme March 18, 2015 Share March 18, 2015 "I'd rather get my life advice from Jesus Christ or the Dalai Lama. Thomas Ravenel? Eh." --Cameran Eubanks, Season 1 3 Link to comment
psychoticstate March 18, 2015 Share March 18, 2015 "The DAY-cor leaves something to be desired." - Patricia on TRav and Kathryn's second christening Link to comment
FozzyBear March 18, 2015 Share March 18, 2015 (edited) "Not good: She's taken to her bed with martinis, Xanax, and Turner Classic" --Whitney, on Patricia's condition after Rocky the cat's demise.God I want to take to my bed with martinis, Xanax, and TCM. That sounds like the best day ever."I don't think Thomas hates his life every day. Maybe half the time."-Shep Edited March 18, 2015 by FozzyBear 3 Link to comment
Lola16 March 18, 2015 Share March 18, 2015 Thomas referring to Shep & Whit as reprobates. 4 Link to comment
ExplainItAgain March 18, 2015 Share March 18, 2015 (edited) "In my day, if you got knocked up, you went to a home for unwed mothers and your parents changed their name and moved to Missoula." --Patricia on Kathryn's pregnancy Edited March 18, 2015 by ExplainItAgain 4 Link to comment
Babyfoot March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 "Whitney took Kathryn to pork city." - Cameran, season one. 2 Link to comment
FozzyBear March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 "Whitney's a nervous wreck. Every time anyone moves he's all 'Did Thomas find out I slept with Kathetine?' 'Did I just loose my best friend?' No. Relax. I just want the ketchup."-Craig, S1. It was all in the delivery. 7 Link to comment
JenE4 March 19, 2015 Share March 19, 2015 (edited) Best seat on the bus* to anyone who can transcribe or find T-Rav's life lessons dinner party speech, which devolved into him musing about how beverage cart girl didn't fit into his perfect glass menagerie. *Pardon my boorish behavior. I have no right to promise the bus seating chart. I shall, however, personally buttle your martini and/or mint juelip accouterments and ensure that your ice is as finely crushed as Thomas's glass menagerie once he realized what he gave up with beverage cart girl for it. Edited March 19, 2015 by JenE4 1 Link to comment
cooksdelight March 19, 2015 Author Share March 19, 2015 All the episodes are on YouTube, and I think the dinner party was part of "The Glass Menagerie Is Half Full". 1 Link to comment
janeyjay March 20, 2015 Share March 20, 2015 Ta. Da. Here's a link to the genius clip -- although a transcript would be outstanding, simply to read and process the words and TRav wisdom. http://www.bravotv.com/southern-charm/season-1/episode-106/videos?clip=2771132 2 Link to comment
JenE4 March 20, 2015 Share March 20, 2015 Ta. Da. Here's a link to the genius clip -- although a transcript would be outstanding, simply to read and process the words and TRav wisdom. http://www.bravotv.com/southern-charm/season-1/episode-106/videos?clip=2771132 Yay! Thank you, JaneJay! I will be at your beck and call with finely crushed ice! 1 Link to comment
larapu2000 March 21, 2015 Share March 21, 2015 (edited) "Leisure is what I'm passionate about."Shep, Season 1 I think Shep also said this: "I specialize in leisure." Edited March 21, 2015 by larapu2000 2 Link to comment
methodwriter85 March 21, 2015 Share March 21, 2015 "It's time for my medicine!"- Patricia on her favorite alcoholic beverage. Link to comment
RedHawk March 23, 2015 Share March 23, 2015 Shep on Thomas's plantation home before and after Kathryn's pregnancy: "It used to be like a bachelor's paradise out there. Now it's all quiet [snicker] -- like something bad happened there." 4 Link to comment
Chrissytd March 23, 2015 Share March 23, 2015 "It's just the hot mess express. All aboard." -Cameran 5 Link to comment
cooksdelight March 24, 2015 Author Share March 24, 2015 "I don't really care if he's a serial killer, as long as he can make a good martini." -- Patricia 6 Link to comment
larapu2000 March 24, 2015 Share March 24, 2015 If you feed me and give me alcohol, I'll really go almost anywhere. Shep 9 Link to comment
missy jo March 24, 2015 Share March 24, 2015 Patricia: "I'm between marriages right now, so I like to fill up the house with butlers." Cameran on Kathryn's outfit: "I would be aiming toward Kate Middleton, but for some reason Kathryn is aiming for … Mrs. Doubtfire." Cameran regarding Whitney helping Thomas' political campaign: "I don't know if I would let Whitney pass out bumper stickers for me." And: “That’s his right hand man, Renob, aka Boner.” 4 Link to comment
psychoticstate March 24, 2015 Share March 24, 2015 "I don't know if marriage is the answer but I try to kinda stay out of people's lives that, um, scare me." - Shep 7 Link to comment
scrb March 24, 2015 Share March 24, 2015 Paraphrasing Kathyryn "He's 47 and he's in a band. That's like midlife crisis gone all wrong." 5 Link to comment
psychoticstate March 24, 2015 Share March 24, 2015 If you feed me and give me alcohol, I'll really go almost anywhere. Shep Just a little note to Shep - - I have food and alcohol at my house. 12 Link to comment
cooksdelight March 24, 2015 Author Share March 24, 2015 Here's a phrase I've heard in Charleston, but no one has used it yet (that I remember). Let's keep an ear out. "I was over-served last night." It's a nice way of saying you have a hangover. 5 Link to comment
biakbiak March 25, 2015 Share March 25, 2015 I was just watching season one episodes and in the episode after Carolina Day both Whitney and Thomas stated they "were overserved last night," Whitney to Patricia and Thomas to his political consultant. 4 Link to comment
RedHawk March 25, 2015 Share March 25, 2015 (edited) Whitney, after a discussion about how the band members couldn't hear each other playing: "The logical solution is to turn down, but who the [bleep] wants to do that?" (Yeah, turn it up to 11, Whitney!) Whitney during the band rehearsal: "Feel the magic, bro!" Whitney talking about his band's rehearsal at the dinner party: "The band was, like, jammin' bro." And also, when discussing his band in TH, he's wearing a black leather jacket that looks like it came from 1983, except it appears off-the-rack totally brand new. Basically everything he said during rehearsal and about the band at dinner was Spinal Tap-tastic. Edited March 25, 2015 by RedHawk 3 Link to comment
Lola16 March 26, 2015 Share March 26, 2015 Season 1 Patricia: To Whitney: “When you look around here, do you think the opium den genre is kind of like this?” To Thomas: “Instead of impregnating 21-year-olds, you might refocus, is all I’m suggesting.” 2 Link to comment
Lola16 March 26, 2015 Share March 26, 2015 To Whitney about opening a restaurant: “It’s Kind of Pedestrian and Banal” Link to comment
Babyfoot March 27, 2015 Share March 27, 2015 "Quit kicking me." - Thomas, to Kathryn 1 Link to comment
RedHawk March 27, 2015 Share March 27, 2015 Kathryn to Thomas: "Ok, keep it contained." Poor kid, she's already trying to "manage" his drunk behavior. Run, girl, run! Link to comment
nexxie March 27, 2015 Share March 27, 2015 And: “That’s his right hand man, Renob, aka Boner.” That was a great one - and I always love her delivery! 1 Link to comment
Babyfoot March 28, 2015 Share March 28, 2015 "I've been sent from the heavens to help all you turds." - Cameran, to Shep, season one 2 Link to comment
cooksdelight March 28, 2015 Author Share March 28, 2015 "I wish you could just, like, grow a baby, like, on a tree, just pick it." -- Cameran Link to comment
Bronzedog March 28, 2015 Share March 28, 2015 When asked what the first godmother looked like, Cameran responded, "she's not a mud duck." 3 Link to comment
walnutqueen March 28, 2015 Share March 28, 2015 (edited) When asked what the first godmother looked like, Cameran responded, "she's not a mud duck." I haven't heard that term since the 1970s, when I was the designated driver for drunken fishermen & bikers in the Pacific Northwest. Small world. :-) Edited March 28, 2015 by walnutqueen 1 Link to comment
Bronzedog March 28, 2015 Share March 28, 2015 I haven't heard that term since the 1970s, when I was the designated driver for drunken fishermen & bikers in the Pacific Northwest. Small world. :-) I'm a lifetime Washingtonian (DC) and I've never heard that term before but I'm going to start using it. 2 Link to comment
walnutqueen March 28, 2015 Share March 28, 2015 I'm a lifetime Washingtonian (DC) and I've never heard that term before but I'm going to start using it. As long as you realize in our realm it was a term for unfortunate looking ladies with very loose morals (so as not to slut shame anyone). :-) Link to comment
cooksdelight March 31, 2015 Author Share March 31, 2015 Cooper: What shoe size do you wear? Shep: 11-1/2 Cooper: That's kind of.....off..... Shep: No one's ever asked for a refund. 7 Link to comment
missy jo March 31, 2015 Share March 31, 2015 (edited) Shep: "I've never known Whitney to be a beach-goer. He likes darkness and hanging upside down in the closet like Nosferatu." Edited March 31, 2015 by missy jo 10 Link to comment
woodscommaelle March 31, 2015 Share March 31, 2015 "My intuition is superior." ~ Kathryn 3 Link to comment
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