OnceSane January 7, 2015 Share January 7, 2015 Jax reunites with an old friend at Scheana's Miami Beach bachelorette party, making the group wonder if Jax is hiding secrets about his sexual past. Tom Sandoval makes a tearful plea to Kristen to stop harassing Ariana, and Lisa confronts Stassi for cutting Katie out of her life. Link to comment
ScoobieDoobs January 11, 2015 Share January 11, 2015 I saw the First Look preview. Um, OK, so FI knows Jax's secrets (and apparently there are plenty of 'em & they must be pretty juicy) cuz they lived together for 2 years in Miami. And he even mentions that Jax's name was Jason when they were in Miami. Then he talks bout this mystery man, who is some kind of modeling agent they both knew, who clearly has got some dough. He says while both of them were friendly with him, he says Jax was much "closer" to him. Okaaaay. Sounds like this modeling agent helped both of them get modeling gigs, but FI makes it sound like Jax really played him. FI says there were rumors of Jax & the agent being "close", but doesn't elaborate. He looks coyly at the cam. We know he knows what the deal was, so why doesn't he open his trap & tell us? Spill what ya know, FI, Fuck it, spill your guts! Then FI says, while he has kept in contact with the agent over the past 10 years, he says Jax had a big falling out with him. And FI says he has set up a meeting with the agent at a club, without Jax knowing he'll be there. Then FI gives a kinda evil grin at the cam & says it should be interesting how it's gonna go. Hmmmm. They also show several pics of Jax & the agent from long ago, looking very cozy in an expensive-looking sports car. OK then. More pics of Jax gettin' cozy with a dude? Bring it, show! Alrighty, so FI knows Jax's many, many, many secrets. I get that. But I'm wondering if Jax knows some juicy secret(s) FI has & he's holding it over him. Could be, could be. Maybe dat's why FI is being so coy bout not outing Jax. 6 Link to comment
Brooke0707 January 11, 2015 Share January 11, 2015 (edited) From the first look, it looks that Stassi has gained weight. Her face is noticeably fuller. LOL loved the flashback pictures. Jax looked totally different I love this show. Scheana's friend with the red hair reminds me of Maci from Teen Mom. Edited January 11, 2015 by Brooke0707 Link to comment
Granimal January 11, 2015 Share January 11, 2015 (edited) Wow Scheana looked great waking up the next morning. Loved her toned down makeup. Looked even better than her usual caked on mess. Vail sure is flirting with Jax. Flirt with danger but don't sleep with danger, huh? Let's hope so. Come on, there have got to be better options in Miami! Stassi refusing to speak to Katie because Katie went to Miami? Whatever Stassi. Something is very strange with Stassi's "team" mentality. Stassi you can leave anytime. And take Kristina with you please. Enough of Ariana. Kristin is doing everything to ruin your trip? According to you she keeps laughing at inside jokes that she isn't a part of and shooting you evil looks. Look I get you, but I'm tired of hearing you whine about petty things. I was almost with you until your TH, "I want to tell Kristen to leave, but I'm an adult." said with the obligatory Ariana smirk. It looks like she'll soon be crying over this spilled milk of a drama and she "never cries". My heart aches for you, really. It must be so hard to be partying in Miami with your group of friends in a fabulous room while someone gives you "looks" across a table. This is such typical high school group dynamics it's not even worth worrying about. Don't play into Kristen's hand and make yourself look like an idiot by complaining about something of such low importance! This is letting her win! This is your close friend's bachelorette party; suck it up. Save the drama and the waterworks for your shift at SUR. That being said, Kristen should really have held off on the tequila shots and sex because she was bringing the bitch to toilet paper wedding dress day. Could that activity have looked any less fun? ** I apologize for the strange formatting of this post- my cat seems to have ruined several keys on my computer, including "Tab" and "Enter". Edited January 11, 2015 by Granimal 6 Link to comment
BogoGog24 January 11, 2015 Share January 11, 2015 It was annoying how heavily Kristina was featured in Stassi's scene. Will she move up to main cast member next season? And speaking of Stassi, there was a closeup of her upper chest area and up and she looked way fuller than before. I was honestly quite surprised when Tom revealed Jax's real name. Even though many viewers know about it, they're not supposed to know we know. And I'd think doing such things would be a no no, just the same as talking about how the show is scripted, etc. There's an illusion they're trying to create. Link to comment
Watermelon January 11, 2015 Share January 11, 2015 It was annoying how heavily Kristina was featured in Stassi's scene. Will she move up to main cast member next season? And speaking of Stassi, there was a closeup of her upper chest area and up and she looked way fuller than before. I was honestly quite surprised when Tom revealed Jax's real name. Even though many viewers know about it, they're not supposed to know we know. And I'd think doing such things would be a no no, just the same as talking about how the show is scripted, etc. There's an illusion they're trying to create. They already talked about it, though. Jax told the psychologist he lies about everything, including his name. Link to comment
heebiejeebie January 11, 2015 Share January 11, 2015 I'm guessing that any day now both Jax and Tom will either have online soft core playing with themselves videos or actual ads for escorts because that is pretty much where i went with this when the history started to be aired. Modeling? Yeah With plenty of photoshop. But looking at them I do not see model. And I'm guessing if they truly were making any money in that area, they would not let themselves be Vanderpump's toys no matter how padded with weak credits their imdb page is. I forget what she said but Scheana after waking said something and all I could think was what happens if there is another season and you are all married up? what do you have worth filming? You and Shay playing house? That is about as boring as Stassi. Scheana may be edging out Stassi as top female dog in this little circus but she is also letting herself get a bit too close toe the door herself with the over focus on this wedding 3 Link to comment
OnceSane January 11, 2015 Author Share January 11, 2015 Scheana's story will likely continue to be "the one caught in the middle". She's "friends" with Ariana, FI Tom, Kristen, and Jax. That should give her something to do for a season or two. Plus, I will not be surprised if she either a) showcases her singing career and/or b) gets knocked up. 4 Link to comment
Persnickety1 January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 (edited) Oh lawdy lawdy lawdy. It's been a rough week and it's only Monday. My hug from baby jeebus will come tonight, courtesy of this tawdry little gem. The sight of Kristen's man hands lovingly/psychotically wiping tears from a sobbing Flat Iron Tom's cheeks is like an answer to a twisted prayer to the Bravo Gods. Okay, prosecco and orange juice chilling and counting down until my shit...er, "shift" ends.... BRING IT, YOU CRAZY SUR STAFF, BRING IT!!!!!! Edited January 13, 2015 by Persnickety1 8 Link to comment
Elizabeth January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 I was honestly quite surprised when Tom revealed Jax's real name. Even though many viewers know about it, they're not supposed to know we know. And I'd think doing such things would be a no no, just the same as talking about how the show is scripted, etc. There's an illusion they're trying to create. I think Tom mentioned it on WWHL last season, so I guess Bravo figured it didn't matter. It sounds like they even decided to build an episode around it.. "Jax's shady past." Also, is this older modeling agent guy the same guy that was in the picture with Jax...the one that was labeled his boyfriend {vincent de paul}? I don't think it is? Link to comment
Persnickety1 January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 (edited) I think Tom mentioned it on WWHL last season, so I guess Bravo figured it didn't matter. It sounds like they even decided to build an episode around it.. "Jax's shady past." Also, is this older modeling agent guy the same guy that was in the picture with Jax...the one that was labeled his boyfriend {vincent de paul}? I don't think it is? I wondered that same thing and posted a picture of the two in last episode's thread. I admittedly have shittastic vision and couldn't tell in the dim nightclub scene in the previews whether it was the same man. Other less visually-challenged PTVers inspected and deduced it was not the same man. Apparently there's more than one "skeleton" rattling Jax's closet door. *wringing my hands in anticipation* Edited January 13, 2015 by Persnickety1 Link to comment
The Mighty Peanut January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 (edited) I am a little worried for my 68-year-old mother since from what I can tell Stassi has broken into her wardrobe and taken her black and white blouse with the massive shoulder pads from her job as a receptionist in 1983. What was that, seriously? She looks like she's auditioning for Dynasty. Edited January 13, 2015 by The Mighty Peanut 19 Link to comment
ihartcoffee January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 Wow... who would wanna hire you now Stassi? Roids are ruining your looks Jax/Jason. Naked Jax in a tree, this is too much!! LMAO 6 Link to comment
MrsRafaelBarba January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 What in the UGLY CRY HELL was that? 7 Link to comment
Sun-Bun January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 (edited) Wow... who would wanna hire you now Stassi?Seriously!!! Giggling about all the various ways you hid your alcohol abuse while at work and then proudly revealing it all to both your former boss and millions of television viewers nationwide??! What. A. Dumbass. And Stassi has already proven on the show what a shitty, entitled excuse of a "stylist" she truly is, so I suppose her biggest career ambition appears to be a kept woman/rich housewife. She's a bit long in the tooth/not quite hot enough to be a Hollywood trophy wife, so she'd better pray that her rich invisible boyfriend never dumps her, or there goes her biggest likely gravy train. Unless she'd wisely humble herself enough to ever slink back into Sur as a waitress again, but her dumb smug ass would rather burn a decent bridge than potentially capitalize on her last 15 minutes. I do love how Lisa totally burned her ass in her talking head when she mentioned how "sad" it was that hiding booze while waitressing at Sur appeared to be the proudest achievement of Stassi's life thus far!! Edited January 13, 2015 by Sun-Bun 10 Link to comment
Ubiquitous January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 Who the fuck is Kristina? Why does Stassi think it's cute to show her former boss how she robbed her blind? FI Tom subscribes to "dry heaves school" of cry-acting. Arianna would do not to get any more lessons from him! Kristen is one step away from a psychotic break over FI Tom. Yeah, Jax/Jason was John's boy toy. 2 Link to comment
Jextella January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 Jax is messed up. I don't think he's gay or straight but is just a plain old sex addict. 2 Link to comment
ihartcoffee January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 He sure was his boy toy. So many people loooooovvveee Jax. Trying hard to see it. ...... Sad to see Kate keep trying to reach that B stASSi. Tom's act did not have the affect he was going for. Seems as though Krazy Kristin missed his last request, to be cool to their new SO's. All that registered was 'Tom is blubbering and crying over ME'! 3 Link to comment
HunterHunted January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 Stassi is sad and pathetic. That she cannot seem to get past her tenure as queen bee of SUR indicates how stunted she is. Not only do I think Jax fucked that John dude, I think Jax has fucked many a dude. I've got to say boo to Lisa. It's taken us until season 3 to find out on camera that Jax maybe sexes men and Schwartz drunkenly makes out with guys. Why so long? Kristen is a lunatic. That she is so fixated on Tom and ruining his relationship with Ariana, would make me fear for their safety if I didn't know that both Tom and Ariana were currently alive and well. 5 Link to comment
fliptopbox January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 (edited) Lisa was completely right when she said that Stassi didn't want friends, she wants followers. Also, Stassi keeps saying how she has matured, and a waitressing job at SUR is beneath her now....yet she is always at SUR (and by herself!) and always has something catty to say about situations where she doesn't even know the full story. To me, Stassi is a bully....if you don't to exactly what she wants you to do then you're no longer her friend. With her it's all about choosing a "side". Trying to force Katie to choose between her boyfriend and their relationship or stay friends with Stassi is such a dick move. Especially knowing how fickle she can be. It's such a high school mindset, and it reminds me of that movie Mean Girls. You're either a "plastic" or a loser. Stassi is more or less Regina George incarnate, except 10yrs after the fact, and who dresses like Chelsea Clinton. I guess Stassi didn't get the memo that her friends are allowed to associate with whoever they want, regardless of Stassi's rules. Besides, who would want to be friends with someone who wants all of her friends to be constantly kissing her ass? All of Stassi's relationships are one-sided. She's a professional taker. She is controlling, bitchy, condescending, and downright nasty to everyone most of the time; now she is even acting out to Lisa. That lunch was appalling. So I am not surprised at all that everyone else not under her direct control is giving her the cold shoulder. Kristen and her crazy ways freak me the fuck out. She seems like the kind of girlfriend who would stab your puppy to death if she felt it was taking too much attention from her. Same for a baby. She just can't handle the fact that she fucked up her and FI's relationship beyond repair and now he has moved on. He wasn't innocent either, but between both of them and their lies there'd just never be trust there. They are too suspicious of each other. Yeah she has James and all, but you know damn well he is a rebound for sure. She still pines for FI. Then, even despite the fact since FI basically sat her down and told her everything that she wanted to hear at that table, and she STILL is hellbent and obsessed on breaking FI and Ariana up. Even though (as far as I remember) he never actually slept with Ariana while they were still together, all that was said was they kissed once at a hotel. Shitty? Yes. But not "I will ruin your life forever" shitty. Yet Kristen keeps insisting Ariana is some crazy homewrecker.. Yikes. James might actually be a likeable person if he were to dump her ass. Seriously, she needs to get a life. Or a new job so she doesn't always have to see them. Desperation and obsession aren't good looks on anyone. Edited January 13, 2015 by fliptopbox 11 Link to comment
MrsRafaelBarba January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 Kristen reminded on TWD's Shane, when Lori apologized for hurting him. THAT is what we heard(as viewers) but the message got lost in translation to him. Same thing happened tonight, with FI Tom and Kristen. 5 Link to comment
marcytv January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 I kind of understand why Kristen is so crazy over ruining Tom and Ariana's relationship, because Ariana is such a smug faced biatch, but her crazy is getting bat shit crazy and she really needs to let it go. I'm sad and I stalk the casts' instagrams once in awhile and I think Kristen is actually pretty happy with James? So either she got over it after this season or she's playing up the crazy for the cameras. FI Tom and Ariana are such bad actors, especially Ariana with her trying to cry. I'm officially over Stassi, she's not even bitchy entertainment anymore. She can go, and please take the horrid Kristina with her. 9 Link to comment
Chrissytd January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 Kristen is just the gift that keeps on giving. The part where she wiped away Tom's tears made me cringe. Stassi continues to serve no purpose. Okay, so she's made at Katie for going to Miami? Sorry, Stassi, I pretty sure most people would prefer a free trip to Miami over sulking around and complaining about the same shit. 5 Link to comment
turbogirlnyc January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 (edited) Does Kristin not realize she too is a home-wrecker? Pot meet kettle. Ariana bugs but I'll take her smugness over Kristin's soul sucking any day. The taxi ride/Ariana tears looked scripted to me. Lisa called it like it is when she said Stassi wants followers not friends. I guess Patrick is extremely busy. His girlfriend is starving for attention and validation. Note to Stassi : you're not that special. Edited January 13, 2015 by turbogirlnyc 3 Link to comment
The Mighty Peanut January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 (edited) Kristen reminded on TWD's Shane, when Lori apologized for hurting him. THAT is what we heard(as viewers) but the message got lost in translation to him. Same thing happened tonight, with FI Tom and Kristen. Oh yeah, she's gone full Shane with a heaving portion of Lori. She'll probably ask James to kill Tom and then get mad at him for doing it. I wonder which cast member is Coral. The flat iron? Edited to add: I meant heaping portion but I'm leaving it like it is because Freudian slips like that don't happen every day. Edited January 13, 2015 by The Mighty Peanut 3 Link to comment
turbogirlnyc January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 I actually feel a little bad for James at this point. He needs her to stay on the show but it must be extremely frustrating hearing about her ex 24/7. Free James! 5 Link to comment
panthergirl13 January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 WWHL has Scheana and...... Wolf Blitzer? Am I tripping? 3 Link to comment
HunterHunted January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 WWHL has Scheana and...... Wolf Blitzer? Am I tripping? You are not. One of my favorite past times was coming up with imaginary WWHL guest pairings. My favorite imaginary guests were Ban Ki Moon/Big Ang and Bishop Desmond Tutu/Sonja Morgan. 7 Link to comment
Watermelon January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 I'm so confused as to James lack of self esteem. His girlfriend is obsessed with her ex and not even any parts secretive about it. 3 Link to comment
panthergirl13 January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 You are not. One of my favorite past times was coming up with imaginary WWHL guest pairings. My favorite imaginary guests were Ban Ki Moon/Big Ang and Bishop Desmond Tutu/Sonja Morgan. You've missed your calling. I'll vote for The Pope/Carlton Gebbia. 6 Link to comment
ScoobieDoobs January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 (edited) Ah, so Jax Taylor is really Jason Couchee (sp??). And Scheana confirmed it on WWHL. OK, so let's follow this story. Jason/Jax lived with John, the "model scout", whatever that is exactly, I'm not quite sure. And he lived with John, in his room (as someone -- I didn't catch who -- stated on the show) and drove his very nice car. Um, and he took naked pics of Jason/Jax. Oh & he told Scheana he may have kissed John, but only when he was drunk. Even dopey Scheana didn't believe dat one. But Vail thinks Jason/Jax is merely an attention whore. And not just a regular ole ho? And what was with John smiling & saying "bro code" when Vail wanted to know deets bout his relationship with Jason/Jax? First time I've ever heard a gay man say "bro code", so what was dat about? Maybe a passive aggressive way of saying "Fuck off, bitch & mind your own business"? Model scout John looked like a slimy character. Wonder why they had a "falling out". Jason/Jax was squeezing him for too much dough & sleazy John had enough? Looked to me like John wanted to get him some Jason/Jax. Wonder if Jason/Jax went for it -- for the right price -- or no price at all. And also we learn in this ep, Schwartzie likes to kiss dudes when he's drunk -- or is it only when he's drunk? He doesn't have sex with Katie, so just what is the scoop with Schwartzie's sexuality? So Katie calls Stassi exactly when she's with Lisa? A little farfetched, eh? Sorry, but FI's crying with Kristen was just terrible, terrible acting. Yikers, Kristen was acting more looney & warped than ever. She skeery. OK, so is dat it for Stassi? She cut herself off from everyone on the show, except the bottom-rungers who don't speak much -- or at all. Man, if this Patrick guy dumps her ass I could so see her begging & pleading Lisa for a job. Edited January 13, 2015 by ScoobieDoobs 5 Link to comment
meeeeech January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 F it. I've turned a new leaf y'all. Gone are the days of bothering to be repulsed/horrified by Jason and Cig Sally. I stand and applaud them for being awful and shameless enough to share it with everyone. I realized tonight they could change every other person on VR and I wouldn't even care. Okay, maybe the flat iron. Ariana flexing her lil acting chops in the Uber...less of that. Grown men crying outside nightclubs...more of this. Accusing the exec producer of the show of being manipulative and overbearing? Bye Stass, won't miss you. Guess you and your imaginary boyfriend can have an imaginary wedding on your imaginary spinoff. 8 Link to comment
yourmomiseasy January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 FI Tom is the king of the drunk crying apology. for some reason I feel a little let down by this episode. It was pretty great, but I think the promos oversold it. 3 Link to comment
Ubiquitous January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 FI Tom and Ariana are such bad actors, especially Ariana with her trying to cry. Oh gawd, yes! What the heck was Arianan babbling about to Tom about her tummy hurting because she hadn't eaten for three days? If I cared, I'd do a Zabruder on the last couple eps b/c I am sure she hasn't been fasting in Miami. Kristen is just the gift that keeps on giving. The part where she wiped away Tom's tears made me cringe. I swear I saw a thought balloon over her head which read "oooh, your tears of sadness are soo tasty!"... 5 Link to comment
ScoobieDoobs January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 "Ow, don't smack my face with a penis." First time Jason/Jax has uttered dat ilne? 6 Link to comment
HunterHunted January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 You've missed your calling. I'll vote for The Pope/Carlton Gebbia. My secret favorite pairings are the ones that make sense until the bartender ruins the entire vibe. Mel B and Kyle Richards together? Possibly fun. Woodward and Bernstein behind the bar? Mood killer. On topic. I'm thinking that what caused the John and Jason/Jax breakup was John arriving home and finding Jax/Jason railing some chick on their bed. I'm guessing that production let Katie know that Stassi was filming and to call at that exact moment. 2 Link to comment
walnutqueen January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 "Ow, don't smack my face with a penis." First time Jason/Jax has uttered dat ilne? This week, maybe. 4 Link to comment
Persnickety1 January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 If FI Tom and Ariana have any pets, I strongly advise they put them in a witness protection program. Cigarette Sally is "thisclose" to going full-blown bunny boiler. Gawd, I just love this show more and more every episode. I feel like The Grinch when his heart grows in his chest until it almost explodes. 5 Link to comment
MrsRafaelBarba January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 Schenna looks better w/o make up. 5 Link to comment
bichonblitz January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 (edited) FI Tom is the king of the drunk crying apology. Last season: Didn't Kristin fuck Jax on the couch in their apartment while FI was asleep in the bedroom? Krazy Kristin kept denying it and then finally broke down and admitted it which is why they broke up and why Stassi hates her, etc etc. So why does FI have to do all the apologizing now as if she is some innocent victim so hurt because she was such a loyal, faithful girlfriend. Just infuriates me how everybody (not us, them) seem to have forgotten that. Pleeeezzzzeeee.... Edited January 13, 2015 by bichonblitz 8 Link to comment
walnutqueen January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 Kristen is like a Komodo Dragon following it's already bitten Ariana prey, complete with flicking tongue and venomous drooling. 5 Link to comment
ghoulina January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 So, when Arianna and Scheana were in bed together, and Ariana mimicked tapping her veins like a heroin user, intimating that she needed coffee STAT - anyone else think she did that a little too convincingly? Maybe she and Tom are going to be LA's version of Sid and Nancy. When Kristen showed up late to the toilet paper dress party, it was mentioned that she reeked of tequila. Watch out, Katie - that bitch is trying to dethrone you! Okay, personally, I am not a fan of Arianna....however, I will say that I think Scheana was being a really shitty friend to her. Those two are supposed to BEST friends, yet Scheana said nothing as Kristen continued to make nasty remark after nasty remark about the little Golden Nugget princess. If it were me, I would have put her in her place. I would have said, "Look, I know you don't like her, but you're supposed to be here for me. So either keep your opinions to yourself, or you and Mr. Muppet can catch an earlier flight home". She's always bitching about what a shitty friend Stassi was, but right now she's not being a much better one. And Stassi.....Lisa totally pegged her. "Stassi is not looking for friends, she's looking for followers". Spot. On. If you don't constantly kiss her ass and do what she tells you, you're out. I'm just so sick of her constant superiority act. She acts like everyone is such a loser for working at Sur, and she'd never in a million years go back there - yet she's running around, reminiscing about all the fun times she had? In fact, she seemed quite manic and odd in that scene with Lisa. Something was up with her. Scheana, that was a really lame "orgasm" in the club. If Meg Ryan were dead, she'd be rolling over in her grave right now. Poor Shay. I don't really have much to say about Jax and that John guy. If I had to bet, I'd weigh in on the side of them having a "thing" back then. Jax is an equal opportunity opportunist, but I really just don't care. It's not interesting to me. Moving right along.... FI and Kristen - crying on the patio. Like manna from heaven. First, Kristen started crying before he even started talking - just from LOOKING at him! She is the biggest hot mess to ever mess. I really hope James's DJ career takes off after this, because he is sure putting up with a lot. Now, I don't know if I want to say FI was faking it. If so, he's pretty good at producing tears. But wow, that was some over-the-top bawling. And Kristen - she was actually SMILING while he was sobbing and pouring out his heart. It was so hilarious what different takes they had on the moment. You can just see the wheels spinning in her head - "He still loves me! I knew it! We're getting back together"....and then he stands up, announces he's got his closure, and asks her to please be nice to his girlfriend. Kristen was all, "Whaaaaaat??? What just happened here? We were holding hands? He was about to come back to me!!!" So then the crazy wheels go faster and faster, and she's determined to break those two apart, so she and Tom can finally be together! James, James who? Again, not a huge fan of Arianna - but honey, watch out. Also, Kristen can quit calling her a "homewrecking whore", because she cheated on Tom as well! With his friend! At least Tom has slightly better taste.... 9 Link to comment
ghoulina January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 Oh yeah, she's gone full Shane with a heaving portion of Lori. If Kristen shaves her head, we'll know we're really in trouble! WWHL has Scheana and...... Wolf Blitzer? Am I tripping? I got up to shut down the house and get ready for bed right after VR was over....came back into the living room and that was on. I was pretty tired at that point and actually thought I was hallucinating or something for a minute. I had been up since 5 am and was a bit punch drunk at that point, so I made up this song called "Bltiz Baby" to the tune of Greased Lightning and was dancing around the living room for a good 5 five minutes. Says a lot about this board that I am comfortable sharing that. Also, did Andy call her Scheana Marie Shay? Is Shay her last name? Is her husband's name Shay Shay? I'm confused.... 4 Link to comment
sookisooki January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 Ah, so Jax Taylor is really Jason Couchee (sp??). And Scheana confirmed it on WWHL. OK, so let's follow this story. Jason/Jax lived with John, the "model scout", whatever that is exactly, I'm not quite sure. And he lived with John, in his room (as someone -- I didn't catch who -- stated on the show) and drove his very nice car. Um, and he took naked pics of Jason/Jax. Oh & he told Scheana he may have kissed John, but only when he was drunk. Even dopey Scheana didn't believe dat one. But Vail thinks Jason/Jax is merely an attention whore. And not just a regular ole ho? And what was with John smiling & saying "bro code" when Vail wanted to know deets bout his relationship with Jason/Jax? First time I've ever heard a gay man say "bro code", so what was dat about? Maybe a passive aggressive way of saying "Fuck off, bitch & mind your own business"? Model scout John looked like a slimy character. Wonder why they had a "falling out". Jason/Jax was squeezing him for too much dough & sleazy John had enough? Looked to me like John wanted to get him some Jason/Jax. Wonder if Jason/Jax went for it -- for the right price -- or no price at all. And also we learn in this ep, Schwartzie likes to kiss dudes when he's drunk -- or is it only when he's drunk? He doesn't have sex with Katie, so just what is the scoop with Schwartzie's sexuality? So Katie calls Stassi exactly when she's with Lisa? A little farfetched, eh? Sorry, but FI's crying with Kristen was just terrible, terrible acting. Yikers, Kristen was acting more looney & warped than ever. She skeery. OK, so is dat it for Stassi? She cut herself off from everyone on the show, except the bottom-rungers who don't speak much -- or at all. Man, if this Patrick guy dumps her ass I could so see her begging & pleading Lisa for a job. Yes!! Beautifully summarized (clapping my hands)! And that my friend is why we all watch this train wreck of a show!! James must only be in it for the show's publicity because he shows NO jealousy whatsoever with Kristin pining away for Tom. Not normal behavior. 5 Link to comment
ihartcoffee January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 Yes!! Beautifully summarized (clapping my hands)! And that my friend is why we all watch this train wreck of a show!! James must only be in it for the show's publicity because he shows NO jealousy whatsoever with Kristin pining away for Tom. Not normal behavior. I wouldn't say he never shows jealousy. He looks annoyed and has made comments to the camera about her obsession. James is growing on me for some odd reason. It started when i saw his music skills. 2 Link to comment
walnutqueen January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 I may actually start feeling sorry for James one day - he's like a little fly caught in Kristen's web. Then again, anyone who witnesses her obsession with FI Tom and makes excuses for it deserves whatever he gets. I had no idea Stassi's self-destructive streak ran so deep. Dissing LaLisa is a clear cry for help from the suicide intervention team. Is Pandy even her friend anymore? Can't hardly wait till next week when Katie gives Stassi a piece of her mind (probably only a tiny piece, but still ...). 4 Link to comment
sookisooki January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 I wouldn't say he never shows jealousy. He looks annoyed and has made comments to the camera about her obsession. James is growing on me for some odd reason. It started when i saw his music skills. As scrawny looking as he is, if I cover up his face, his British accent is to die for and he even sound better than he looks! JMHO... 2 Link to comment
Chrissytd January 13, 2015 Share January 13, 2015 Also, did Andy call her Scheana Marie Shay? Is Shay her last name? Is her husband's name Shay Shay? I'm confused.... His name is Mike Shay. Idk why they call him by his last name. 1 Link to comment
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