Not going to lie, I had ass-crack sweat Kathy Griffin would have been proud to claim.
I hardly ever watch but when I do, I make up Whoopi segues. Because hers make no sense, Mine don't either but I make myself laugh. "Speaking of Saturn's rings, we'll be back with Jamie Oliver and fun summer treats you can make yourself..."
"Speaking of bowel discomfort, One Direction will be with us next singing their new hit"
"Speaking of Honda's new safety features, we'll be discussing Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's divorce after this break"