Watch Teresa Giudice Talk About Her New Year's Resolutions Like She's Not About To Go To Prison

[AnnA]

Are we supposed to put our guesses about Teresa's arrival at the Big House in this thread or the other one?

Edited January 3, 2015 by AnnA

[Rhetorica]

Are we supposed to put our guesses about Teresa's arrival at the Big House in this thread or the other one?

I put the poll on this one, since the speculation started here.

[Barb23]

I am not familiar with the cuisine served served up at Club Fed, but I'm guessing that it's full of bad carbs, because it's generally cheaper to feed people carbs rather than protein and fresh fruits and veggies. Lots of processed foods, I would imagine, lots of fillers, which are notorious for being carbo loaded are served in prison. Good luck to her keeping that resolution.

I'm picturing baloney sandwiches & canned fruit cocktail on a good day.

I've enjoyed reading all your poll answers.

[long beach lisa]

I read somewhere this week that Bravo is doing focus groups to see if viewers want Teresa off the show or prefer that the show wait to start shooting until she's released.

[ryebread]

I think Teresa would let her kids do without before ever letting Melissa help, and I think Joe feels the same way about Joe Gorga, which means Melissa by association.

 

I disagree with that only because it's a lot of work to schlepp ONE kid to various activities. He's got 4 kids who are into dance, cheer, karate, soccer, gymnastics, play dates, lunch dates, shopping dates.

 

And soon...prison visit dates.

 

Joe will need to use whomever he can to get those kids around. He'll use Melissa. Because as ridiculous as I think she is, Melissa will want to be there for her kids' cousins.  And Joe will use that to his advantage. He'd be a dum dum not to. 

Edited January 3, 2015 by ryebread

[merylinkid]

Theresa will be in the slammer.   She will have no way to control who helps out with her kids.   That will be entirely up to Joe.   If Theresa doesn't like it, what is she going to do?   Go over and tell Melissa off?   

[LotusFlower]

I disagree with that only because it's a lot of work to schlepp ONE kid to various activities. He's got 4 kids who are into dance, cheer, karate, soccer, gymnastics, play dates, lunch dates, shopping dates.

Don't forget that Joe is going to lose his driver's license come March, so he'll be even more dependent on others for chores and driving the kids around.

[AnnA]

I put the poll on this one, since the speculation started here.

 

Thanks.  I saw some speculation about it in the other thread so I wasn't sure.

 

My guess is that Teresa will report first thing in the morning........say 8 or 9 am.  

 

She'll be dressed casually, probably in a sweatsuit, have her hair in a ponytail and wearing sunglasses and a ball cap.

 

Since Juicy is still able to drive (God only knows why) she will insist he drive her (to keep up appearances) and arrive in the Mercedes SUV.

 

I'm guessing that if she was able to seal a deal with one of the tabloids, she will tip them on when she's leaving so they can get exclusive photos.  I think she had a previous arrangement with In Touch so they may be willing to pay her.  She will leave her house very early in the morning hoping to avoid spectators (or anyone not paying her).

[LotusFlower]

I'm guessing that if she was able to seal a deal with one of the tabloids, she will tip them on when she's leaving so they can get exclusive photos.  I think she had a previous arrangement with In Touch so they may be willing to pay her.  She will leave her house very early in the morning hoping to avoid spectators (or anyone not paying her).

Entering prison will undoubtedly be the most humiliating moment of Teresa's life. Why on earth would you think she wants people to see it? Even saying the word prison is forbidden in her world. It's "college," remember? "Going away." She's going to come out of prison in 15 months and pretend it didn't happen. Getting it all photographed would dispel that notion.

[AnnA]

Entering prison will undoubtedly be the most humiliating moment of Teresa's life. Why on earth would you think she wants people to see it? Even saying the word prison is forbidden in her world. It's "college," remember? "Going away." She's going to come out of prison in 15 months and pretend it didn't happen. Getting it all photographed would dispel that notion.

 

I didn't say they would photograph her entering prison although that is a possibility.  Being photographed leaving is more likely.

 

Why would she do it?  For money.................plain and simple.   They still have to pay the other half of the restitution and who is going to support the "fambly" while she's in the Big House?  That grotesque mansion costs a fortune to keep.  I think the mortgage alone is something like $12k a month.

[Padma]

I believe she'll show up, dressed up, hair done, with nice luggage in tow. I think she will spend a day or two at Danbury, complaining all the time, then be surprised when no one lets her leave. "No one told me it was for 15 months! You can't do this! I have rights!" 

 

I know Teresa's an idiot, but what's Dina's excuse for playing along?

[Bronzedog]

Can you imagine how much it must cost to heat that marble mess?

[Jennifersdc]

I can't believe they won! I thought the SEC was invincible. The BIG did well today. I root for Michigan when they're not playing tOSU ;)

Belated congratulations! Mr. DC is a Gator and Clevelander who hates Ohio State. Which reminds me to congratulate you again on the acquisition of one of the best coaches in college football! I advised Mr. DC years ago that the hard to please Gator Nation should think about booing the guy who got them two National Championships. I said though he'd go for his dream job as the head coach of Notre Dame (girl can wish - he is named after a Pope).

Mr. DC also noted though that the vaunted invincibility of the SEC may not be. Then he stuck a knife into his chest.

Off topic? But Ohio State beating Alabama is pretty noteworthy.

I know Teresa's an idiot, but what's Dina's excuse for playing along?

She has none. Well except for the always famewhore one.

[Lablover27]

Lil MissLabLover is doing her homework, preparing to return to school on Monday morning.  I don't know how Tre is doing on this day, but it hit me.  I get to take her to school and pick her up.  Wow.  Wonder if the extensions are coming out today.  

[LotusFlower]

I didn't say they would photograph her entering prison although that is a possibility.  Being photographed leaving is more likely.

Exiting or entering doesn't matter, since it's all about the one thing - prison. She doesn't want to call attention to it in any way, even for a paycheck. Notice she's had over 2 1/2 months to sell her prison story - any aspect of it - and she did nothing. That's consistent with her personality and her m.o. - from saying Joe "went away" instead of using the word prison, to changing the subject on the show and even the reunion whenever talk turned to crimes or prison or the numerous cases, to her recent Glam video resolutions of sheer denial. Prison? Not me. Next subject!

[Jennifersdc]

Lil MissLabLover is doing her homework, preparing to return to school on Monday morning.  I don't know how Tre is doing on this day, but it hit me.  I get to take her to school and pick her up.  Wow.  Wonder if the extensions are coming out today.

I'm going with extensions coming out tomorrow. Last minute thing like the Mercedes.

Have you joined the poll yet? Less than two days left.

[FlyingEgret]

For the poll, I predict:

 

* Joe tries to drop off Tre at 3 a.m. but neglects to let anyone know their plans and they have to sit in the Mercedes for hours until administration arrives

* She wears all white (portraying the innocent victim) with a ponytail, sunglasses and no hat

* No purse - it'll be too hard trying to eliminate all those prison germs later on

* Luggage filled with Fabilini and baked goods to bribe the in-take committee

[Barb23]

Don't forget that Joe is going to lose his driver's license come March, so he'll be even more dependent on others for chores and driving the kids around.

Hasn't Joe continued to drive without a license before? I'm sure he doesn't care if he gets caught. Just a few more months to serve concurrently, if he gets sentenced.

I really feel for the girls heading back to school. I'm sure Gia & Gabriella realized when they left for Christmas break that the day they return to school would be the day Mom goes to Camp.

Another poll -- Who will be on Tre's Visitor list?

[AnnA]

Exiting or entering doesn't matter, since it's all about the one thing - prison. She doesn't want to call attention to it in any way, even for a paycheck. Notice she's had over 2 1/2 months to sell her prison story - any aspect of it - and she did nothing. That's consistent with her personality and her m.o. - from saying Joe "went away" instead of using the word prison, to changing the subject on the show and even the reunion whenever talk turned to crimes or prison or the numerous cases, to her recent Glam video resolutions of sheer denial. Prison? Not me. Next subject!

 

I should have been more clear.  I meant leaving from home for the drive to the Big House.

 

Yes.  She has had months to sell her story and did nothing.   However, the past few months cannot be considered her "prison story" because she's not there yet.  The denial is typical for her but at some point she has to face the fact that she's run out of time.  Blaming everyone else, new lawyers, letters, lawsuits, etc. have not worked.  Her reporting date remains Monday, January 5th and she knows it.  As dumb as Teresa is, she knows how to market herself.  No one is interested in her products or seeing her get a cooking show so what's left?  How will she make money to support her four dawters?  I think she'll do whatever she has to do including selling exclusive photos to some tabloid and possibly shop around for a publisher for the book she'll inevitably write about her time in prison.  She has to be planning for life after prison and doesn't relish the thought of becoming irrelevant.  Keeping her face in the tabloids and planning her "comeback" has to be something she's not only thought about doing but is already plotting.

 

ETA:  I could be 100% wrong about this.  Maybe I'm giving her too much credit and she's still got her head in the sand.

Edited January 4, 2015 by AnnA

[ginger90]

I wonder if Teresa has made up her visitor list, put money in her prison account, mailed herself info she will need "inside". I'm doubting it, but you never know. If it were me I would have used some of the time for a dental visit. Her denial suggests she probably hasn't "understood" things she should have taken care of long before now.

Edited January 4, 2015 by ginger90

[LotusFlower]

I should have been more clear.  I meant leaving from home for the drive to the Big House.

 

Yes.  She has had months to sell her story and did nothing.   However, the past few months cannot be considered her "prison story" because she's not there yet.  The denial is typical for her but at some point she has to face the fact that she's run out of time.  Blaming everyone else, new lawyers, letters, lawsuits, etc. have not worked.  Her reporting date remains Monday, January 5th and she knows it.  As dumb as Teresa is, she knows how to market herself.  No one is interested in her products or seeing her get a cooking show so what's left?  How will she make money to support her four dawters?  I think she'll do whatever she has to do including selling exclusive photos to some tabloid and possibly shop around for a publisher for the book she'll inevitably write about her time in prison.  She has to be planning for life after prison and doesn't relish the thought of becoming irrelevant.  Keeping her face in the tabloids and planning her "comeback" has to be something she's not only thought about doing but is already plotting.

No, I knew what you meant (leaving the house). But if your theory is that she hasn't sold her prison story because she's not there yet, I would say that photos of her departure fall into the same category. I also disagree with the inevitatability of Teresa writing a prison tell-all. Again, it goes against her m.o. of denial, as well as her crafted image. But I do agree that she's thinking about her post-prison life. That's what the cooking show audition tape was all about, and the Glam videos with Dina, and even her "maybe you'll see me return on a cooking show" comment at the last reunion. None of them are going to pan out, imo, but she's been workin' it. And none have capitalized or even mentioned prison. She's spending the entirety of 2015 in the Big House, and she gave new year's resolutions that sounded like it was just another year. If that weird video doesn't prove she won't ever talk about her sentence willingly, I don't know what will.

[AnnA]

No, I knew what you meant (leaving the house). But if your theory is that she hasn't sold her prison story because she's not there yet, I would say that photos of her departure fall into the same category. I also disagree with the inevitatability of Teresa writing a prison tell-all. Again, it goes against her m.o. of denial, as well as her crafted image. But I do agree that she's thinking about her post-prison life. That's what the cooking show audition tape was all about, and the Glam videos with Dina, and even her "maybe you'll see me return on a cooking show" comment at the last reunion. None of them are going to pan out, imo, but she's been workin' it. And none have capitalized or even mentioned prison. She's spending the entirety of 2015 in the Big House, and she gave new year's resolutions that sounded like it was just another year. If that weird video doesn't prove she won't ever talk about her sentence willingly, I don't know what will.

You could be right. I may be thinking too logically and giving Teresa undeserved credit for planning realistically. I agree that her cooking show and product lines aren't going to pan out. If she refuses to acknowledge her stint in prison or more importantly exploit it with a tell all book, her 15 minutes are up. She has zero skills or talent. I guess her current plan (fantasy) is to be a castmate on Gia's reality show. If that's her plan, she's more delusional than I thought she was.

ETA: Hmmm? Only three edits required on this post from my iPad tonight. I'm improving. :)

Edited January 4, 2015 by AnnA

[LotusFlower]

You could be right. I may be thinking too logically and giving Teresa undeserved credit for planning realistically. I agree that her cooking show and product lines aren't going to pan out. If she refuses to acknowledge her stint in prison or more importantly exploit it with a tell all book, her 15 minutes are up. She has zero skills or talent. I guess her current plan (fantasy) is to be a castmate on Gia's reality show. If that's her plan, she's more delusional than I thought she was.

Well I agree with you here! She has zero skills or talent. I actually thought Dina was pretty poised and articulate on the videos; she has a natural presence. Teresa was stiff and awkward and nervous. But even if she was better at this cooking show idea, I still think no one will hire her. Her (now small) fan base isn't enough to counter her fraudulent lifestyle and criminal conviction. Too many people are angry at who she is and what she did.

[Rhetorica]

Here's the poll predictions so far based on the guidelines below. There is still time to add or change predictions. (No purchase is necessary to participate.)

When will Teresa arrive?

With whom will she arrive?

In what transportation will she arrive?

In what clothing will she arrive? 

With what paparazzi will she arrive?

I need several of our sleuths to report in for the results. I assume it won't be as long a day as the sentencing, so the winner should be announced early evening. 

AnnA

Teresa will report first thing in the morning........say 8 or 9 am.

She will insist Juicy he drive her. 

She will arrive in the Mercedes SUV.

She'll have her hair pulled back in a ponytail and be wearing a ball cap, sunglasses and sweats.   

If she was seals a deal with In Touch, she will tip them on when she's leaving so they can get exclusive photos.

bosawks 

Arrives at 4 pm.

Arrives with Joe only.

In the Mercedes.

Black clothing with hair in pony tail and hat. Nothing done with the bedazzler. 

FlyingEgret 

Joe tries to drop off Tre at 3 a.m. They have to sit in the Mercedes for hours until administration arrives.

She wears all white (portraying the innocent victim) with a ponytail, sunglasses and no hat no purse.

Luggage filled with Fabilini and baked goods to bribe the in-take committee.

Jennifersdc 

Paparazzi hard to project. I'll go with three film crews and five or so enterprising paps who will then sell them to the tabloids. 

Lablover27

I think she'll go in minutes before the strike of midnight.

Alone with a driver.   

In her SUV carriage

No paps

Merylinkid 

She will not go voluntarily.She will be "escorted" by federal marshals who had to go to the tacky mansion to get her.   She will be in cuffs, screaming that she shouldn't have to report because she sued her lawyers and that means the sentence will be overturned.   

mwell345

She'll arrive early in the morning - pre dawn or shortly thereafter.

She'll arrive in an SUV type car.

One of her lawyers or "advisors" will be with her. 

She'll show up casually dressed, jeans, baseball cap, etc.

She will want the paps there but they will be.

Socalrules 

She shows up at 11:59 pm on January 4th  

She will be dressed low key with no makeup. I assume the extensions will come out before she gets there.

Technorebel 

I think she'll go voluntarily and be dressed to the nines with her hair and make-up done.  She'll smile in case anyone's taking photos and save the tears for inside.

Zoeysmom

Teresa will arrive early 10 am.

With Joe,

driving their Mercedes SUV.

There will be paparazzi.  

[LotusFlower]

Ok, I'll play. She'll show up at Danbury, and they'll tell her she was assigned to Alderson/West Virginia. "Didn't you get the notice we sent you?" they'll ask her. She'll cry and say no, or maybe, but she shouldn't be expected to read or understand documents. That's her lawyer's job. Then she'll blame Joe.

Or....she'll show up at whatever facility it is, but we won't know the details because the car drove into the garage. Sorry to be a killjoy, but I think there will be zero attention or paps or fanfare.

[ryebread]

Teresa has no shame when it comes to any kind of media attention.  Case in point: google image search>Teresa Giudice magazine covers. 

 

This silly bitch doesn't care what is written about her as long as she gets the cover and some coin in the bank.  Er....some coin in the shoebox buried in the dog kennel. 

She literally has no shame. Look at all those covers. Boy howdy. Humiliation is thy middle name, approved by thine ownself.  InTouch and/or Life&Style magazines will have their people doing overtime on Monday to produce their covers of Teresa's last days with her four beautiful daughters with added bonus pics of her perp walk.

 

I predict she arrives with Joe, in an SUV and reports during the day.  (The better to be photographed, m' dear.)  Looking pale and tragic.  Hair in a ponytail, conservative tote bag and clothing. Possibly carrying a bible.  (too much?)   Papps will be there - with the aforementioned magazine papps having the best vantage points as arranged in advance by Teresa's new crisis consultant.

Edited January 4, 2015 by ryebread

[LotusFlower]

And yet not a single interview about her prison sentence. Not a peep out of her about pleading guilty to multiple counts of fraud. No magazine covers featuring her "exclusive" thoughts on her conviction or her expectations of prison life.

It's one thing to talk about being embarrassed by other people's shenanigans (ie. Joe), it's another thing to talk about your own. And on that count, Teresa has and always will plead the fifth, so to speak.

[ryebread]

Well, except for the one she and Juicy did with Andy. Money had to be the motivation to agree to that painfully raw, yet moronic interview. Perhaps she's had a deal with Bravo not to do taped interviews with anybody BUT Bravo. It's possible they are dangling a big carrot if she can keep her trap closed until Bravo gets their ducks in a row and decide what to do about Tre.  Have those focus groups happened yet?

 

I expect the magazines to roll out in droves next week with never before seen, exclusive pics of Teresa's last days of freedom surrounded by her family and friends.  And pretend friends, Nicole and Teressa.

[WireWrap]

And yet not a single interview about her prison sentence. Not a peep out of her about pleading guilty to multiple counts of fraud. No magazine covers featuring her "exclusive" thoughts on her conviction or her expectations of prison life.

It's one thing to talk about being embarrassed by other people's shenanigans (ie. Joe), it's another thing to talk about your own. And on that count, Teresa has and always will plead the fifth, so to speak.

Maybe she has kept her moth shut looking for the bigger payday/interview. You know, photos of her packing the night before she is to report, hugging her tearful daughters, hugging her ill parents then sad shots of her getting into the SUV and driving away while her daughters weep uncontrollably. That and she is still in denial about going to prison! LOL 

[LotusFlower]

But all that overlooks what instead seems not only obvious, but consistent with the Teresa we know - one who never talks about her criminal activity or prison, one who tells her castmates to never talk about it and gives the stink-eye to anyone who does (Kathy's mother via Kathy at the reunion...."that's not what fambly does"), one who hasn't capitalized on her pre-prison notieriety, and one who lives each and every day in deep denial. How is anyone expecting Teresa to make a deal with a tabloid exploiting her self-surrender when she's in such deep denial about what's around the corner?

[ryebread]

 That and she is still in denial about going to prison! LOL 

 

That's the thing.  If she's still in denial, and she's a dumbass so she probably is - how can she feel humiliated about something she doesn't think she's guilty of?  She's a victim here! 

 

Also, maybe she's not done any interviews except Andy's because she's waiting for Barbara Walters to trump Andy's deal. Didn't Barbara retire though?  Wah wah for Teresa.

[Lablover27]

You know what is crazy?  We went out to dinner tonight and the booth behind us ~ the ladies were talking all about Tre.  I so wanted to write this website down for them, but for once, I MMOB.  Shocking, I know.  What I heard is the conversation on what will happen on Monday and some very funny jokes.  I did giggle, but they were thinking the same thing I was....Saturday night....wrap it up buttercup!

 

I see "Marriage Bootcamp" in the future with Tre being alone in "Marriage Bootcamp".  

Edited January 4, 2015 by Lablover27

[LotusFlower]

That's the thing.  If she's still in denial, and she's a dumbass so she probably is - how can she feel humiliated about something she doesn't think she's guilty of?  She's a victim here! 

She knows she's going to prison, she simply won't talk about it. There's denial, and there's denial.

[WireWrap]

But all that overlooks what instead seems not only obvious, but consistent with the Teresa we know - one who never talks about her criminal activity or prison, one who tells her castmates to never talk about it and gives the stink-eye to anyone who does (Kathy's mother via Kathy at the reunion...."that's not what fambly does"), one who hasn't capitalized on her pre-prison notieriety, and one who lives each and every day in deep denial. How is anyone expecting Teresa to make a deal with a tabloid exploiting her self-surrender when she's in such deep denial about what's around the corner?

It is always possible that Teresa is finally listening to her new handlers/PR team and has remained quiet in hopes of some last minute reprieve or a larger payout from Bravo, tabloids, book deal. OR she is going to use this as a photo opt crying about her "innocence" to keep her devotees pinning away for her while Gia tweets regular updates on how Teresa is doing to those fans in hopes of generating interest in some show for her to "star" in after her release. LOL

[Lablover27]

Here's the poll predictions so far based on the guidelines below. There is still time to add or change predictions. (No purchase is necessary to participate.)

When will Teresa arrive?

With whom will she arrive?

In what transportation will she arrive?

In what clothing will she arrive? 

With what paparazzi will she arrive?

I need several of our sleuths to report in for the results. I assume it won't be as long a day as the sentencing, so the winner should be announced early evening. 

AnnA

Teresa will report first thing in the morning........say 8 or 9 am.

She will insist Juicy he drive her. 

She will arrive in the Mercedes SUV.

She'll have her hair pulled back in a ponytail and be wearing a ball cap, sunglasses and sweats.   

If she was seals a deal with In Touch, she will tip them on when she's leaving so they can get exclusive photos.

bosawks 

Arrives at 4 pm.

Arrives with Joe only.

In the Mercedes.

Black clothing with hair in pony tail and hat. Nothing done with the bedazzler. 

FlyingEgret 

Joe tries to drop off Tre at 3 a.m. They have to sit in the Mercedes for hours until administration arrives.

She wears all white (portraying the innocent victim) with a ponytail, sunglasses and no hat no purse.

Luggage filled with Fabilini and baked goods to bribe the in-take committee.

Jennifersdc 

Paparazzi hard to project. I'll go with three film crews and five or so enterprising paps who will then sell them to the tabloids. 

Lablover27

I think she'll go in minutes before the strike of midnight.

Alone with a driver.   

In her SUV carriage

No paps

Merylinkid 

She will not go voluntarily.She will be "escorted" by federal marshals who had to go to the tacky mansion to get her.   She will be in cuffs, screaming that she shouldn't have to report because she sued her lawyers and that means the sentence will be overturned.   

mwell345

She'll arrive early in the morning - pre dawn or shortly thereafter.

She'll arrive in an SUV type car.

One of her lawyers or "advisors" will be with her. 

She'll show up casually dressed, jeans, baseball cap, etc.

She will want the paps there but they will be.

Socalrules 

She shows up at 11:59 pm on January 4th  

She will be dressed low key with no makeup. I assume the extensions will come out before she gets there.

Technorebel 

I think she'll go voluntarily and be dressed to the nines with her hair and make-up done.  She'll smile in case anyone's taking photos and save the tears for inside.

Zoeysmom

Teresa will arrive early 10 am.

With Joe,

driving their Mercedes SUV.

There will be paparazzi.  

Awesome.  I just know our slueths will find shit out come Monday morning.

[LotusFlower]

It is always possible that Teresa is finally listening to her new handlers/PR team and has remained quiet in hopes of some last minute reprieve or a larger payout from Bravo, tabloids, book deal. OR she is going to use this as a photo opt crying about her "innocence" to keep her devotees pinning away for her while Gia tweets regular updates on how Teresa is doing to those fans in hopes of generating interest in some show for her to "star" in after her release. LOL

New handlers? New PR team? This isn't Angelina Jolie we're talking about. Or even Lindsay Lohan. She's a (former?) reality star who's now famous for the fraud conviction and is massively in debt. And who are all these media companies vying for deals? Bravo hasn't done anything with her since the post-sentencing sit-down with Andy, book publishers aren't after her since she has no story to tell (remember - she didn't do anything wrong...it's all Joe's fault...but he did it because he loves me...next!), and she would never ask Gia to post updates on how she's doing in prison. The word is non grata to her. She wants her time "away" to be as quiet as possible, and when she leaves, I guarantee it'll be as if she was never there.

[WireWrap]

New handlers? New PR team? This isn't Angelina Jolie we're talking about. Or even Lindsay Lohan. She's a (former?) reality star who's now famous for the fraud conviction and is massively in debt. And who are all these media companies vying for deals? Bravo hasn't done anything with her since the post-sentencing sit-down with Andy, book publishers aren't after her since she has no story to tell (remember - she didn't do anything wrong...it's all Joe's fault...but he did it because he loves me...next!), and she would never ask Gia to post updates on how she's doing in prison. The word is non grata to her. She wants her time "away" to be as quiet as possible, and when she leaves, I guarantee it'll be as if she was never there.

I am not so sure, she was photo'd with the twins at some ski resort recently so it is possible that Bravo or some tabloid may have done something with the NJ cast or part of it. I do think she has new "handlers/advisers", maybe they are with the Attorney that is suing her BK Attorney for her. I don't think there are any other media companies looking to hire her, just Bravo if the NJ fan/viewers support her return that is. Gia could give updates without mentioning prison, reporting on her mothers health, stuff like that. Teresa has taken the art of denial to a new level but that has not stopped her yet, she is desperate for both money and attention IMO.

 

I hope your predictions come true, that she recedes back into obscurity after her release! 

[Lablover27]

Be patient with me, but I feel like it's a double edge sword.  She either eats up her angry shrimp pasta or she has no appetite.  How do you spend your last day before reporting to prison?  I'd be barfing when I could pull myself out of bed.  Wonder if she gets the saying, if you do the crime, you serve your time.  Nah.  She's probably more  worried about Juicy and his juice with the nanny.

 

You all post what you find out Monday morning, I'm coming here first (West Coast ~ she'll be going through her strip search by the time I wake up)

[bosawks]

Are we guessing the probability of Joe getting another DUI while dropping her off?

I'm 50/50 on that one.

[ginger90]

When will Teresa arrive?  noon

With whom will she arrive? not a clue on this but I do not think it will be Joe. He has to be home for the girls when they get out of school.

In what transportation will she arrive? no clue, lol

In what clothing will she arrive? sweats and sneakers, perhaps a hat

With what paparazzi will she arrive? I think there will be pictures but we will not see her walk through the doors of the prison.

 

I feel like she's going to screw something up with this self surrender. If she decides to report to local Marshalls instead of directly to her assigned prison, she's going to be shifted around so much she won't actually get there for weeks.

 

If it was summer can you picture her arriving like in the first picture here: http://www.inquisitr.com/1724579/joe-giudice-driving-teresa-to-prison-monday-kids-in-the-dark-about-where-mommy-is-going/

Edited January 4, 2015 by ginger90

[luckyroll3]

If it was summer can you picture her arriving like in the first picture here: http://www.inquisitr.com/1724579/joe-giudice-driving-teresa-to-prison-monday-kids-in-the-dark-about-where-mommy-is-going/

From that article:

“Teresa and Joe feel that they are too young to fully comprehend what is going on…[they] are telling the girls that she is going away to work.”

Milania is 8.  And despite being a devil child, I'm pretty sure she's the smartest one out of the entire Gorga/Giudice crew.  She knows what's going on, and they are deluding themselves thinking otherwise.  Audriana, on the other hand, I agree won't know what's going on, only that Mommy has been gone for a long time.

 

I usually don't revel in other people's misfortune, but I can't wait for her ass to go to prison.  I will be glued to these boards tomorrow, refreshing all day like a motherfucker.

Edited January 4, 2015 by luckyroll3

[merylinkid]

Theresa only did the Bravo interview because she was probably contractually obligated to do it based on her RHONJ contract.   After that, well why talk about something that is never going to happen?   To her, some way out of prison will be found.   So now coverage is set up because it would be a waste of time.   She is not going to prison.   It's not her fault, so no prison for her.

[AnnA]

Theresa only did the Bravo interview because she was probably contractually obligated to do it based on her RHONJ contract.   After that, well why talk about something that is never going to happen?   To her, some way out of prison will be found.   So now coverage is set up because it would be a waste of time.   She is not going to prison.   It's not her fault, so no prison for her.

 

She was obligated to do the interview with Andy Cohen.  If she didn't, she wouldn't have received that last S6 paycheck which had to go towards paying the restitution.  Teresa will do whatever she has to for a paycheck.   Without any money coming in, how will her four girls (and Joe) survive for the next year?  At this point she's probably not concerned about Joe but he has full custody of the girls and I just don't see her wanting those girls wearing hand-me-downs, giving up their activities and more importantly, having a roof over their heads and food on the table.

 

Recently, she tried unsuccessfully to market herself for personal appearances and endorsements so unless Bravo comes through with some kind of offer, they don't have any source of income. If Bravo does offer Joe and the girls something to appear in an iffy S7 of RHONJ, that income will likely be garnished by the Feds.

[mwell345]

 

Milania is 8.  And despite being a devil child, I'm pretty sure she's the smartest one out of the entire Gorga/Giudice crew.  She knows what's going on, and they are deluding themselves thinking otherwise.  Audriana, on the other hand, I agree won't know what's going on, only that Mommy has been gone for a long time.

 

 

Even if Milania doesn't know what's going on (and that's a big IF), surely she has friends whose parents have discussed it in front of them, and we all know how kids can be: "My mommy says your mommy and daddy are going to jail!"

 

She's also old enough to read, and surely there will be tabloids in the grocery store with Teresa's picture and the word "jail" on the cover.

 

They are so wrong, even at 8, not to tell her the truth.  Because eventually they will have to, and it will probably happen sooner rather than later.

[zenme]

Every time I begin to feel for her as a mother, I read another article about how she's still living her over the top lifestyle, and then my sympathy dwindles. Makes me angry that she'd pull such a scam and then make attempts to avoid punishment, using her "4 beautiful daughters" as the reason to keep her home.

I would hope that Juicy would drive her to prison, and I think it would be a beautiful thing for JoeGo to accompany.

[zoeysmom]

Well, except for the one she and Juicy did with Andy. Money had to be the motivation to agree to that painfully raw, yet moronic interview. Perhaps she's had a deal with Bravo not to do taped interviews with anybody BUT Bravo. It's possible they are dangling a big carrot if she can keep her trap closed until Bravo gets their ducks in a row and decide what to do about Tre.  Have those focus groups happened yet?

 

I expect the magazines to roll out in droves next week with never before seen, exclusive pics of Teresa's last days of freedom surrounded by her family and friends.  And pretend friends, Nicole and Teressa.

I was hoping people had reached their, "I don't give a fig," level of Teresa saturation.  Quite honestly I don't see an imprisonment diary coming out because without a success story on the other side.  Time in prison camp has been done.

Are we guessing the probability of Joe getting another DUI while dropping her off?

I'm 50/50 on that one.

It wouldn't surprise he arrived at the gates intoxicated-it is hard to burn off night before alcohol when you drink four bottles at a sitting.

The senior Gorga has about 12 hours to be admitted to the hospital and delay Teresa's incarceration.  Isn't he in failing health?

Edited January 4, 2015 by zoeysmom

[bosawks]

The senior Gorga has about 12 hours to be admitted to the hospital and delay Teresa's incarceration. Isn't he in failing health?

Ha, I can just see Tre shuffling the girls from one TB ward to another making the patients breathe on them in desperation.

"Cough, goddamn you! Cough!"

[ryebread]

Ha, I can just see Tre shuffling the girls from one TB ward to another making the patients breathe on them in desperation.

"Cough, goddamn you! Cough!"

She wouldn't take Gia, though. Having TB would interfere with Gia's ability to do concert performances and bring home the pancetta.

 

I'll bet Milania could fake a serious illness.

Edited January 4, 2015 by ryebread

[Bossa Nova]

 

 

it appears no one wanted to associate with someone with a past such as hers.

"We’re told nobody even wanted her for press on New Year’s Eve,” the insider revealed.

 

Well, I guess her "brand" is officially tarnished. She and Tori Spelling can start new careers together.

 

That video, is really comedy gold. Shit, it just writes itself. Talking about what they are giving up this year,...Dina says, "stuff". Teresa is giving up freedom and a shit load of stuff. Shaking my head....

Edited January 4, 2015 by Bossa Nova

[Rahul]

Are we guessing the probability of Joe getting another DUI while dropping her off?

I'm 50/50 on that one.

 

I'm guessing he'll be up bright and early to make his cup o' Joe and get ready for the drive. I bet he's been looking forward to the day he could get his "cunt wife" (his words) out of the door and be free to boink whomever he pleases without having to come home to his disgruntled shrew of a wife. Not that I condone his behavior or admire Juicy. He's every bit the criminal his wife is.