S14.E8: A Perfect Storm Out

[ZettaK]

Bozoma hosts a healing spa day for the ladies that proves to be anything but serene; Garcelle receives a long overdue apology; Kyle is confronted with mounting suspicions.

First aired on 1/21/2025.

[Straycat80]

I thought they gave up on this sisterhood bullshit?

Three words I’m tired of hearing on this show: texts, jokes, memes. 

[Mr. Miner]

Dorit gets glammed up to go to a spa day? Insufferable twit!

Edited Yest. at 01:15 AM by Mr. Miner

[WaltersHair]

This is how much I hate this storyline. I'm focused on the tropical print on the furniture outside. I remember Ericka had furniture in her clubhouse and the bathroom in her rent house with the same/similar print. Martinique/Brazilliance.

Here for the house p0rn.

[Stats Queen]

1. Wow, Dorit gave a sincere apology to Garcelle. I was pleasantly surprised.

2. Boz managing Kyle with ease! Now I’m becoming a fan.

3. Kyle got mad, cried and stormed out. She’s an insufferable one trick pony.

[rlc]

Boz is earning her paycheck.

[Keywestclubkid]

A girls girl .. *eyeroll* any girl who uses that phrase ISNT a girls girl .. 

[FlyingEgret]

Kyle is totally "acting" - the forehead vein hasn't made an appearance...

[snarts]

Kyle's victim act every time she's confronted is tired & exhausting. Not to mention the constant lying. She can't even keep her story straight in her own interview.  

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, snarts said:

Kyle's victim act every time she's confronted is tired & exhausting. Not to mention the constant lying. She can't even keep her story straight in her own interview.  

When they storm off it’s the tell .. Tamra from OC does the same thing .. you’ll never see my face again and runs away .. at this point it’s kinda funny it’s so redundant 

[Pi237]

"The common denominator is you [Dorit]"

Dorit- "Hey!" 😂

[Straycat80]

Last week Garcelle and Sutton were all buddy buddy with Kyle and now they are against her over a stupid text? I don’t get it. These women are not real friends. 

[Pi237]

Oh come on, none of them are eating a donut. Maybe Mauricio will.

[WaltersHair]

2 minutes ago, Pi237 said:

Oh come on, none of them are eating a donut. Maybe Mauricio will.

Those are 100% crew donuts.

 

[Straycat80]

If we all did a shot every time someone says ‘text’ we’d all be blacked out drunk. 

[Pi237]

Hmmm they didn't show Dorit answering the plastic surgery question ....

Erika's not going not alienate Kyle. She needs this show. And there's no way Kyle's leaving it.

Edited Yest. at 02:04 AM by Pi237

[dbell1]

Why is it Kyle “cries” and her eyes are dry and clear? The sunglasses were a nice cover for the lack of tears.

[RealHousewife]

11 minutes ago, dbell1 said:

Why is it Kyle “cries” and her eyes are dry and clear? The sunglasses were a nice cover for the lack of tears.

Haven't gotten to that scene yet, but not surprised. Most adults try not to cry over every little thing. Kyle is like the opposite. I think she believes tears = victim.

Boz looks so pretty at the spa day. 

Jennifer looks adorable in her sunnies.

Production likes to laugh too. 😂

Edited Yest. at 02:31 AM by RealHousewife

[bosawks]

Did I miss a season where PK and Dorit were the life of the party and the essence of charm and sophistication that we would all mourn the collapse of a romance for the ages.

Because all I remember are a vacuous dimwit and toad sucking all the air out of the room.

[Rorysmom]

Kyle, just because PK has never shown you The Monster, doesn't mean it doesn't exist! That's not girl's girl thinking or behavior.

[JenE4]

Wait a minute. Now Kyle loves Dorit, Pk, and her kids?!? I thought they weren’t that close? Kyle, you can’t have it both ways. Either Dorit was your good friend or she wasn’t. Make up your mind. Then she huffs that Dorit brought up the text so everyone would focus on Kyle not being a good friend when the real Issue is that Dorit wasn’t a good friend to her. Um, Dorit was the only one not talking about the text. Kyle, you made the text a storyline by reading it to half of the cast on camera. No one would know anything about this text if you didn’t tell them it existed. Then she’s crying that they’re too old to tear each other down at their ages. Okay, fifty-whatever is the cutoff? Somehow you’ve been fine with calling other people out for 14 seasons. But asking you about a text that you told them about is suddenly a bridge too far. I’m not about to list the lowlights of what she put her sisters, friends, and frienimies through in the name of being “open and honest” but feel free to create your own Bravo flashback reel In your minds.

[RealHousewife]

4 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Wait a minute. Now Kyle loves Dorit, Pk, and her kids?!? I thought they weren’t that close? Kyle, you can’t have it both ways. Either Dorit was your good friend or she wasn’t. Make up your mind. Then she huffs that Dorit brought up the text so everyone would focus on Kyle not being a good friend when the real Issue is that Dorit wasn’t a good friend to her. Um, Dorit was the only one not talking about the text. Kyle, you made the text a storyline by reading it to half of the cast on camera. No one would know anything about this text if you didn’t tell them it existed. Then she’s crying that they’re too old to tear each other down at their ages. Okay, fifty-whatever is the cutoff? Somehow you’ve been fine with calling other people out for 14 seasons. But asking you about a text that you told them about is suddenly a bridge too far. I’m not about to list the lowlights of what she put her sisters, friends, and frienimies through in the name of being “open and honest” but feel free to create your own Bravo flashback reel In your minds.

Thank you! MTE. Can you please host the reunion?

[Marley]

Kyle freaking out & storming out is such a move to make everyone feel bad for her so she can get everyone to feel bad & make it seem like she did nothing wrong. Ugh Kyle.

Of course Kyle doesn't believe Dorit over PK. Kyle is such a bitch.

I am enjoying Jennifer Tilley so far.

Erika meh shut up 

Kyle is so delusional.

Portia turning 16 really makes me think about how long I've been watching these shows like damn lol.

Portia got a Porsche lol.

Kyle is wrong for saying I won't repeat anything it's obvious it's about Dorit. Erika is being a dumb bitch about.

Does Kyle have something on Erika?

[njbchlover]

Did anyone else think that Kyle, while at Boz's house and wearing those big sunglasses, was a dead ringer for Meredith Marks from RHOSLC?

To me, they looked like twins!! 

[QQQQ]

Ya'll know this is Kim's reaction every week:

[hoodooznoodooz]

1 hour ago, Rorysmom said:

Kyle, just because PK has never shown you The Monster, doesn't mean it doesn't exist! That's not girl's girl thinking or behavior.

Dorit should say, “You don’t know if you can ever trust Mauricio again? Mauricio’s never given me a reason not to trust him, Kyle.”

[rlc]

How much time do you think that Kyle spends in front of the mirror practicing the incredulous pout/head shake she does whenever her lies are called out by the other women?

Edited 22 hours ago by rlc

[dancingdreamer]

Another  episode  about this damned  text. Can someone  just grab that phone and delete  it! 

Boz is having  a serenity  day, it looked lovely,  but first, she has to tell Dorit that the text was read allowed , now that shouts serene  doesn't  it. Sigh.

I'm tired of Kyle , we're  reliving  her marriage  breaking  down, but this time there's no Morgan to make her smile. 

I did laugh , Garcelle  laying  there all relaxed, and Dorit pops up. I'm glad she apologized  to Garcelle.  In the spa, Dorit is still talking  during  the facials, is she ever quiet.

Personally,  I wouldn't  text memes or jokes, if my girlfriend  was separated. It could all be very innocent,  I still wouldn't  do it.

That's  a big car for one so young, even if daddy has a dealership. 

 

 

[DelicateDee]

Hi, Y'all!   It's been a long time since I've been here.   But I just had to vent!  

A PORSCHE FOR A 16 YEAR OLD'S 1ST CAR !!!   WTH!  I hope Porsha doesn't get messed up as she enters adulthood.  She was always such a cute, good girl.  But I'm of the opinion that when you give kids top of the line,  luxury 'toys' at an early age, then they have nothing to strive for or look forward to, thus just live to have fun, get wasted & don't do anything productive.   Oh well,  hopefully, she won't fall into that.  She does appear to be a smart girl 🤷🏽‍♀️.  But dang, A PORSCHE!! 

[hoodooznoodooz]

Dorit is gesticulating.

Oohhh… that could be a while….

[princelina]

3 hours ago, JenE4 said:

Wait a minute. Now Kyle loves Dorit, Pk, and her kids?!? I thought they weren’t that close? Kyle, you can’t have it both ways. Either Dorit was your good friend or she wasn’t. Make up your mind. Then she huffs that Dorit brought up the text so everyone would focus on Kyle not being a good friend when the real Issue is that Dorit wasn’t a good friend to her. Um, Dorit was the only one not talking about the text. Kyle, you made the text a storyline by reading it to half of the cast on camera. No one would know anything about this text if you didn’t tell them it existed. Then she’s crying that they’re too old to tear each other down at their ages. Okay, fifty-whatever is the cutoff? Somehow you’ve been fine with calling other people out for 14 seasons. But asking you about a text that you told them about is suddenly a bridge too far. I’m not about to list the lowlights of what she put her sisters, friends, and frienimies through in the name of being “open and honest” but feel free to create your own Bravo flashback reel In your minds.

Well you beat me to it - this is basically the exact post that was in my head!  Get your story straight Kyle! 😃

2 hours ago, Marley said:

Kyle is wrong for saying I won't repeat anything it's obvious it's about Dorit. Erika is being a dumb bitch about.

And Dorit told us in a TH that she knew it was her because PK used to tell her they talked about her.  Why wouldn't she just tell Erika that?  Annoying!

2 hours ago, QQQQ said:

Ya'll know this is Kim's reaction every week:

And my response:  No I do not.

[ivygirl]

Dorit. DO NOT COME BETWEEN A WOMAN AND HER FOOT MASSAGE.

This woman can’t see beyond her own nose, she’s so self centered. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

Wait, even though Dorit and PK didn’t tell their children anything about their separation, Jagger asked if they’re divorced?!?

[ZettaK]

Why does Boz think it's suspicious Kyle told some of the other women, and not her (and Dorit) first about PK's texts? She was in the hospital for an operation. And Dorit was not present. Not all the women are together all the time. Dorit has a storyline to pursue which is all about Kyle. And it seems Boz, as well. 

Do the women (and Dorit) seriously think that PK would reveal/discuss anything personal to Kyle, especially after the separation? Do they think the viewers are so naive?

It seems Dorit is going to continue because she will ask Kyle to show loyalty to her per the previews, after Kyle told her she will stop communicating with PK. Bravo directs the women to beat storylines to death, specifically for a whole season, even beyond. 

It seems to me that Kyle regrets asking Mauricio for a separation. I doubt Mauricio would ever divorce her otherwise. 

Edited 19 hours ago by ZettaK

[hoodooznoodooz]

Erika says, “Bo’s,” when she’s trying to say, “Boz’s.”

[hoodooznoodooz]

I would have named this episode “Deep in the Heart of Texas.”

[pasdetrois]

9 hours ago, rlc said:

How much time do you think that Kyle spends in front of the mirror practicing the incredulous pout/head shake she does

23/7

[hoodooznoodooz]

Erika without makeup, on camera, for that many minutes.

By golly. Erika Jayne is average-looking.

And, maybe I am not objective, but it looks like Erika and Kyle have gained a little weight after discontinuing their Ozempic use.

 

[Pi237]

If Kyle ‘had a brain’ she’d have diffused this situation asap by just saying-‘yes, PK has confided in me in the past, and I kept his confidence as a friend, but now that circumstances have changed, I’ll tell him going forward, I’m not comfortable doing that anymore.’ Done.   But No-Kyle can’t ever be wrong. She’s always the victim and never the perpetrator. So, she has to ‘pull something out of her hat’ to prove she’s being wrongly persecuted, again, only she biffed it and chose the wrong text.  
 

Her little speech about how they should be ashamed? Bitch, please. This show has been your bread and butter for decades! You don’t get to play above-it-all now that fingers are Finally pointing at you. Can’t take the heat? Get out the kitchen. 
 

And shut up, Erika-YOU weren’t wrongly accused.  You weren’t wrongly persecuted. You said out of your own mouth, ‘I don’t care about anyone else but me!’

Edited 12 hours ago by Pi237

[SweetieDarling]

The weird thing is, Kyle was the one who brought up the fact that she and PK were still texting. She had to know it would get back to Dorit and cause a stir. The fact that when confronted she became defensive, and rather than showing meme and joke text exchanges, she chose to share a text that contradicts that, leads me to believe she has a specific agenda, possibly to get Dorit off the show

 

The question remains why? Dorit has been a loyal minion. Is it because Dorit shared that she felt manipulated by Kyle's pre-reunion text? DID something happen between Mau and Dorit? or did someone get in Kyle's ear about that hug (why else would she have that video in her phone?)

Edited 59 minutes ago by SweetieDarling

[hoodooznoodooz]

4 minutes ago, Pi237 said:

If Kyle ‘had a brain’ she’d have diffused this situation ASAP by just saying- - “Yes, PK has confided in me in the past, and I kept his confidence as a friend….”

Yes! This is rich. As another poster pointed out a few days ago, Kyle told Garcelle on the boat that PK texas her. Kyle’s delivery of this made it seem significant. Garcelle had a strong reaction. So Kyle at that moment didn’t think it necessary to clarify?

Then she suddenly tries to downplay it. PK only sends me memes, guys! It’s completely innocent, he’s like a brother!

Then she reads to them a text that clearly shows she and PK have discussed issues that he wouldn’t want Kyle to disclose to 

production crew members?

people at the grocery store?

her daughters?

her cosmetic surgeon?

 

That seems brainless to me.

[dmeets]

8 minutes ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

Yes! This is rich. As another poster pointed out a few days ago, Kyle told Garcelle on the boat that PK texas her. Kyle’s delivery of this made it seem significant. Garcelle had a strong reaction. So Kyle at that moment didn’t think it necessary to clarify?

Then she suddenly tries to downplay it. PK only sends me memes, guys! It’s completely innocent, he’s like a brother!

Then she reads to them a text that clearly shows she and PK have discussed issues that he wouldn’t want Kyle to disclose to 

production crew members?

people at the grocery store?

her daughters?

her cosmetic surgeon?

 

That seems brainless to me.

"But, but! It says right there in the text! You provide the jokes and I provide the laughing emojis (because he gets mad if you don't laughing emoji him)! And it says right there in blue and white, I would never repeat anything you've told me. Seeeeee? You should be ashamed for even trying to bring it up"

Way to go Big Kathy. Three daughters with maybe enough brain combined for one person. Maybe.

[Keywestclubkid]

this just feels so weird and jarring that its a take down Kyle season cause we never had one before .. alliances are shifting and Kyle doesn't have a lap dog this season to protect her and shift accountability

 

I do keep finding it funny that Kyle is saying that its Dorit that hasn't been there for her and a good friend when she has repeated over and over and over they weren't friends like that ... so its one or the other Kyle either you are friends and she wasn't having your back or you arnt friends and she is acting like a non friend would .. it cant be both

[Cosmocrush]

10 hours ago, dancingdreamer said:

Another  episode  about this damned  text. Can someone  just grab that phone and delete  it! 

Exactly!  I honestly don't see the big deal, outside of all of them trying to pick Kyle apart.  Kyle has been on this show since day one, and this dumb text is the best they can come up with to pile on her?  Surely no one, including Dorit thinks Kyle is remotely interested in PK.  Lame. 

But Dorito was desperate for a storyline and fighting with the queen bee about a text apparently guarantees one production approves.  I'm so bored with it and apparently it's still not over. 

I felt like Garcelle when Dorit decided to sit down and talk at Garcelle at the backyard gathering.  Serene Spa Day is never going to happen while Dorito is awake.  I used to find Dorito benign but her constant yapping over everything and nothing is like a slow dripping faucet on my nerves. 

[FlyingEgret]

34 minutes ago, Cosmocrush said:

I felt like Garcelle when Dorit decided to sit down and talk at Garcelle at the backyard gathering.  Serene Spa Day is never going to happen while Dorito is awake.  I used to find Dorito benign but her constant yapping over everything and nothing is like a slow dripping faucet on my nerves. 

She couldn't even keep her mouth shut while she was getting a facial with Erika the next day. I clearly have not had as many as Dorit, but I believe you need to keep still and orifices shut so the technicians can do their job...

[bosawks]

This season has proven to me that Kyle is an even duller antagonist than she was a protagonist.

 

[RealHousewife]

1 hour ago, Pi237 said:

Her little speech about how they should be ashamed? Bitch, please. This show has been your bread and butter for decades! You don’t get to play above-it-all now that fingers are Finally pointing at you. Can’t take the heat? Get out the kitchen. 

That’s exactly it. Kyle wasn’t above the drama or ashamed of her behavior when she bullied Lisa Vanderpump and Denise Richards off the show. Now it’s suddenly the end of the world when she has to address some texts? 

[snarts]

37 minutes ago, Cosmocrush said:

I honestly don't see the big deal, outside of all of them trying to pick Kyle apart.  Kyle has been on this show since day one, and this dumb text is the best they can come up with to pile on her? 

Kyle's hypocrisy & lying are why this is even a storyline. One moment she loves Dorit/PK/kids, the next she claims she & Dorit aren't friends so she doesn't owe her anything. Kyle's the one who brought up the text messages, then went even further by reading one aloud to half the group. Yet she then gets mad & runs away when asked about it. 

Kyle's spent years demanding honesty & truth from her castmates. Yet she refuses to share her own & somehow expects others to respect her privacy. Why cant Sutton talk about the supposed infidelity or Garcelle mention her relationship with Morgan? It's like she thinks there's a different set of rules applying to her. She's fucking exhausting and I LOVE that Boz sees her for who she is & is emboldening others to do the same. 

IMHO Kyle more than deserves this comeuppance, it's years overdue. (Oh, and it appears show insiders have a similar opinion)

[nexxie]

How very Lord of the Flies! Time to defeat Kyle, the producer who has always managed the storyline.

Dorit cleverly "apologizes" to Garcelle to make sure she'll be on her side later. Sutton is already sufficiently miffed. Jennifer is good for the wide-eyed audience look. Boz is a bot. That leaves Erika, who refuses to play her assigned part.

Could they please knock Dorit off the cliff already?!

[ladle1]

It will be interesting to see where Kyle goes from here. 

To state the obvious, Garcelle and Sutton are not her real friends. Kyle has poked Sutton one too many times, and Garcelle never liked Kyle -- she's just tenuously aligned with Kyle right now because she hates Dorit more.

Dorit and Kyle: not friends.

Boz: on Dorit's side.

All Kyle has right now is Erika-- who is only out for herself. 

Almost all of this is Kyle's own doing. 

We've never seen a Kyle on RHOBH who wasn't buffered by allies, so I for one am interested to see how this unfolds.