S14.E8: A Perfect Storm Out

[ZettaK]

Bozoma hosts a healing spa day for the ladies that proves to be anything but serene; Garcelle receives a long overdue apology; Kyle is confronted with mounting suspicions.

First aired on 1/21/2025.

[Straycat80]

I thought they gave up on this sisterhood bullshit?

Three words I’m tired of hearing on this show: texts, jokes, memes. 

[Mr. Miner]

Dorit gets glammed up to go to a spa day? Insufferable twit!

Edited 7 hours ago by Mr. Miner

[WaltersHair]

This is how much I hate this storyline. I'm focused on the tropical print on the furniture outside. I remember Ericka had furniture in her clubhouse and the bathroom in her rent house with the same/similar print. Martinique/Brazilliance.

Here for the house p0rn.

[Stats Queen]

1. Wow, Dorit gave a sincere apology to Garcelle. I was pleasantly surprised.

2. Boz managing Kyle with ease! Now I’m becoming a fan.

3. Kyle got mad, cried and stormed out. She’s an insufferable one trick pony.

[rlc]

Boz is earning her paycheck.

[Keywestclubkid]

A girls girl .. *eyeroll* any girl who uses that phrase ISNT a girls girl .. 

[FlyingEgret]

Kyle is totally "acting" - the forehead vein hasn't made an appearance...

[snarts]

Kyle's victim act every time she's confronted is tired & exhausting. Not to mention the constant lying. She can't even keep her story straight in her own interview.  

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, snarts said:

Kyle's victim act every time she's confronted is tired & exhausting. Not to mention the constant lying. She can't even keep her story straight in her own interview.  

When they storm off it’s the tell .. Tamra from OC does the same thing .. you’ll never see my face again and runs away .. at this point it’s kinda funny it’s so redundant 

[Pi237]

"The common denominator is you [Dorit]"

Dorit- "Hey!" 😂

[Straycat80]

Last week Garcelle and Sutton were all buddy buddy with Kyle and now they are against her over a stupid text? I don’t get it. These women are not real friends. 

[Pi237]

Oh come on, none of them are eating a donut. Maybe Mauricio will.

[WaltersHair]

2 minutes ago, Pi237 said:

Oh come on, none of them are eating a donut. Maybe Mauricio will.

Those are 100% crew donuts.

 

[Straycat80]

If we all did a shot every time someone says ‘text’ we’d all be blacked out drunk. 

[Pi237]

Hmmm they didn't show Dorit answering the plastic surgery question ....

Erika's not going not alienate Kyle. She needs this show. And there's no way Kyle's leaving it.

Edited 6 hours ago by Pi237

[dbell1]

Why is it Kyle “cries” and her eyes are dry and clear? The sunglasses were a nice cover for the lack of tears.

[RealHousewife]

11 minutes ago, dbell1 said:

Why is it Kyle “cries” and her eyes are dry and clear? The sunglasses were a nice cover for the lack of tears.

Haven't gotten to that scene yet, but not surprised. Most adults try not to cry over every little thing. Kyle is like the opposite. I think she believes tears = victim.

Boz looks so pretty at the spa day. 

Jennifer looks adorable in her sunnies.

Production likes to laugh too. 😂

Edited 6 hours ago by RealHousewife

[bosawks]

Did I miss a season where PK and Dorit were the life of the party and the essence of charm and sophistication that we would all mourn the collapse of a romance for the ages.

Because all I remember are a vacuous dimwit and toad sucking all the air out of the room.

[Rorysmom]

Kyle, just because PK has never shown you The Monster, doesn't mean it doesn't exist! That's not girl's girl thinking or behavior.

[JenE4]

Wait a minute. Now Kyle loves Dorit, Pk, and her kids?!? I thought they weren’t that close? Kyle, you can’t have it both ways. Either Dorit was your good friend or she wasn’t. Make up your mind. Then she huffs that Dorit brought up the text so everyone would focus on Kyle not being a good friend when the real Issue is that Dorit wasn’t a good friend to her. Um, Dorit was the only one not talking about the text. Kyle, you made the text a storyline by reading it to half of the cast on camera. No one would know anything about this text if you didn’t tell them it existed. Then she’s crying that they’re too old to tear each other down at their ages. Okay, fifty-whatever is the cutoff? Somehow you’ve been fine with calling other people out for 14 seasons. But asking you about a text that you told them about is suddenly a bridge too far. I’m not about to list the lowlights of what she put her sisters, friends, and frienimies through in the name of being “open and honest” but feel free to create your own Bravo flashback reel In your minds.

[RealHousewife]

4 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Wait a minute. Now Kyle loves Dorit, Pk, and her kids?!? I thought they weren’t that close? Kyle, you can’t have it both ways. Either Dorit was your good friend or she wasn’t. Make up your mind. Then she huffs that Dorit brought up the text so everyone would focus on Kyle not being a good friend when the real Issue is that Dorit wasn’t a good friend to her. Um, Dorit was the only one not talking about the text. Kyle, you made the text a storyline by reading it to half of the cast on camera. No one would know anything about this text if you didn’t tell them it existed. Then she’s crying that they’re too old to tear each other down at their ages. Okay, fifty-whatever is the cutoff? Somehow you’ve been fine with calling other people out for 14 seasons. But asking you about a text that you told them about is suddenly a bridge too far. I’m not about to list the lowlights of what she put her sisters, friends, and frienimies through in the name of being “open and honest” but feel free to create your own Bravo flashback reel In your minds.

Thank you! MTE. Can you please host the reunion?

[Marley]

Kyle freaking out & storming out is such a move to make everyone feel bad for her so she can get everyone to feel bad & make it seem like she did nothing wrong. Ugh Kyle.

Of course Kyle doesn't believe Dorit over PK. Kyle is such a bitch.

I am enjoying Jennifer Tilley so far.

Erika meh shut up 

Kyle is so delusional.

Portia turning 16 really makes me think about how long I've been watching these shows like damn lol.

Portia got a Porsche lol.

Kyle is wrong for saying I won't repeat anything it's obvious it's about Dorit. Erika is being a dumb bitch about.

Does Kyle have something on Erika?

[njbchlover]

Did anyone else think that Kyle, while at Boz's house and wearing those big sunglasses, was a dead ringer for Meredith Marks from RHOSLC?

To me, they looked like twins!! 

[QQQQ]

Ya'll know this is Kim's reaction every week:

[hoodooznoodooz]

1 hour ago, Rorysmom said:

Kyle, just because PK has never shown you The Monster, doesn't mean it doesn't exist! That's not girl's girl thinking or behavior.

Dorit should say, “You don’t know if you can ever trust Mauricio again? Mauricio’s never given me a reason not to trust him, Kyle.”

[rlc]

How much time do you think that Kyle spends in front of the mirror practicing the incredulous pout/head shake she does whenever her lies are called out by the other women?

Edited 4 hours ago by rlc

[dancingdreamer]

Another  episode  about this damned  text. Can someone  just grab that phone and delete  it! 

Boz is having  a serenity  day, it looked lovely,  but first, she has to tell Dorit that the text was read allowed , now that shouts serene  doesn't  it. Sigh.

I'm tired of Kyle , we're  reliving  her marriage  breaking  down, but this time there's no Morgan to make her smile. 

I did laugh , Garcelle  laying  there all relaxed, and Dorit pops up. I'm glad she apologized  to Garcelle.  In the spa, Dorit is still talking  during  the facials, is she ever quiet.

Personally,  I wouldn't  text memes or jokes, if my girlfriend  was separated. It could all be very innocent,  I still wouldn't  do it.

That's  a big car for one so young, even if daddy has a dealership. 

 

 

[DelicateDee]

Hi, Y'all!   It's been a long time since I've been here.   But I just had to vent!  

A PORSCHE FOR A 16 YEAR OLD'S 1ST CAR !!!   WTH!  I hope Porsha doesn't get messed up as she enters adulthood.  She was always such a cute, good girl.  But I'm of the opinion that when you give kids top of the line,  luxury 'toys' at an early age, then they have nothing to strive for or look forward to, thus just live to have fun, get wasted & don't do anything productive.   Oh well,  hopefully, she won't fall into that.  She does appear to be a smart girl 🤷🏽‍♀️.  But dang, A PORSCHE!! 

[hoodooznoodooz]

Dorit is gesticulating.

Oohhh… that could be a while….

[princelina]

3 hours ago, JenE4 said:

Wait a minute. Now Kyle loves Dorit, Pk, and her kids?!? I thought they weren’t that close? Kyle, you can’t have it both ways. Either Dorit was your good friend or she wasn’t. Make up your mind. Then she huffs that Dorit brought up the text so everyone would focus on Kyle not being a good friend when the real Issue is that Dorit wasn’t a good friend to her. Um, Dorit was the only one not talking about the text. Kyle, you made the text a storyline by reading it to half of the cast on camera. No one would know anything about this text if you didn’t tell them it existed. Then she’s crying that they’re too old to tear each other down at their ages. Okay, fifty-whatever is the cutoff? Somehow you’ve been fine with calling other people out for 14 seasons. But asking you about a text that you told them about is suddenly a bridge too far. I’m not about to list the lowlights of what she put her sisters, friends, and frienimies through in the name of being “open and honest” but feel free to create your own Bravo flashback reel In your minds.

Well you beat me to it - this is basically the exact post that was in my head!  Get your story straight Kyle! 😃

2 hours ago, Marley said:

Kyle is wrong for saying I won't repeat anything it's obvious it's about Dorit. Erika is being a dumb bitch about.

And Dorit told us in a TH that she knew it was her because PK used to tell her they talked about her.  Why wouldn't she just tell Erika that?  Annoying!

2 hours ago, QQQQ said:

Ya'll know this is Kim's reaction every week:

And my response:  No I do not.

[ivygirl]

Dorit. DO NOT COME BETWEEN A WOMAN AND HER FOOT MASSAGE.

This woman can’t see beyond her own nose, she’s so self centered. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

Wait, even though Dorit and PK didn’t tell their children anything about their separation, Jagger asked if they’re divorced?!?

[ZettaK]

Why does Boz think it's suspicious Kyle told some of the other women, and not her (and Dorit) first about PK's texts? She was in the hospital for an operation. And Dorit was not present. Not all the women are together all the time. Dorit has a storyline to pursue which is all about Kyle. And it seems Boz, as well. 

Do the women (and Dorit) seriously think that PK would reveal/discuss anything personal to Kyle, especially after the separation? Do they think the viewers are so naive?

It seems Dorit is going to continue because she will ask Kyle to show loyalty to her per the previews, after Kyle told her she will stop communicating with PK. Bravo directs the women to beat storylines to death, specifically for a whole season, even beyond. 

It seems to me that Kyle regrets asking Mauricio for a separation. I doubt Mauricio would ever divorce her otherwise. 

Edited 1 hour ago by ZettaK

[hoodooznoodooz]

Erika says, “Bo’s,” when she’s trying to say, “Boz’s.”