Kailyn: Kail Smash!

[AmyFarrahFowler]

42 minutes ago, Pixiebomb said:

I hate it when people say "Cali". It's California. I know in this day and age no one can be bothered to write or speak full words let alone full sentences but it just rubs me wrong. Only posers call CA "Cali". Ok. I'm done. 

Then I must bug the hell out of you.

[Uncle JUICE]

12 hours ago, toodywoody said:

Sorry Lux is not cute still.

 

There was a show awhile ago about Jamie McCarthy who made vagina molds. They interviewed men about lady parts and they said they didn't like a woman with meat down there. So there was a woman who had the surgery because her partner thought she had too much skin down there.  Men have watched too much porn and think every woman should be bleached, tight hole, no hair and no lips. Back to Jamie McCarthy who made the vagina molds and put them in display, no vagina was the same, not all looked like porn star pussies. And if a man loves you and loves every bit of you he will love whatever you look like down there.

I just looked him up and it is called the wall if vagina. It was really interesting because women are pressured to change how they naturally look down there all for men who are the real pussies. 

Uncle Juice, repping males here, with a question: has any man ever gotten to the point in an encounter with a woman where she's taken off her underwear and he said "WHOA! I can't continue, that is one meaty pussy?" I don't mean in the last like five years, I mean in the history of human sexual reproduction and recreation. Maybe I've been lucky with the ones I've encountered, and I must admit that maybe I have a bit of a small sample size, but seriously. Is there really any pressure from MEN to get women to surgically alter their vaginas in this way, or is that something that's sort of 'imagined'? Talk about a pointless concern. And I don't think it's necessarily fair to blame MEN watching too much porn, either, I think it's women who might see this porn and think "Oh my goodness, my anus isn't Lilly white like hers, clearly I'M the gross freak, I need to get to a doctor immediately, because obviously no man will stimulate my ass if I ask him to, not looking like a hobo's ass like it does today!" To me, this is the equivalent of men watching too much porn and thinking "What the fuck, that guy just unfurled a god damn coat stand from his pants, my totally normal penis is never going to be good enough for my partner's satisfaction," 

1 hour ago, Pixiebomb said:

I hate it when people say "Cali". It's California. I know in this day and age no one can be bothered to write or speak full words let alone full sentences but it just rubs me wrong. Only posers call CA "Cali". Ok. I'm done. 

You can tell someone who's never been to Chicago by them calling it "Shy-Town!" 

[FlowerofCarnage]

Since Kail wants to blanch her poopchute and Brianna has already a beef curtain rejuvenation, maybe Javi being the famewhore he is will agree to a free ball ironing session with the procedure being posted on Snapchat.

https://www.salon.com/2013/06/11/ball_ironing_is_a_thing/

[CaliforniaLove]

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Since Kail wants to blanch her poopchute and Brianna has already a beef curtain rejuvenation, maybe Javi being the famewhore he is will agree to a free ball ironing session with the procedure being posted on Snapchat.

But will Karl give his balls back to him so he can have the procedure done?

[Tatum]

52 minutes ago, Uncle JUICE said:

Is there really any pressure from MEN to get women to surgically alter their vaginas in this way, or is that something that's sort of 'imagined'? Talk about a pointless concern. And I don't think it's necessarily fair to blame MEN watching too much porn, either, I think it's women who might see this porn and think "Oh my goodness, my anus isn't Lilly white like hers, clearly I'M the gross freak, I need to get to a doctor immediately, because obviously no man will stimulate my ass if I ask him to, not looking like a hobo's ass like it does today!" ...

I can't speak for non Teen Mom 2 participants that buy into this, but my suspicion on Kail is that she thinks doing all these crotch related procedures makes her cool. Not necessarily that her pussy is so much improved, but that she's the kind of down to earth cool girl that isn't afraid to talk about it. This is a girl who has discussed her dildo collection on TV right? Perhaps she's going for a very niche brand.

[GreatKazu]

12 hours ago, Pixiebomb said:

I hate it when people say "Cali". It's California. I know in this day and age no one can be bothered to write or speak full words let alone full sentences but it just rubs me wrong. Only posers call CA "Cali". Ok. I'm done. 

I post "So Cal." *hangs head in shame  But I do say "California." 

@FlowerofCarnage *checks out link*  OMG DEAD!

@Uncle JUICE  Thank you for having the balls (no pun intended) for mentioning all of that.  lol 

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To me, this is the equivalent of men watching too much porn and thinking "What the fuck, that guy just unfurled a god damn coat stand from his pants, my totally normal penis is never going to be good enough for my partner's satisfaction," 

The previous boyfriend I mentioned in my post, he also talked about wishing he had a penis the size of some of the porn stars he had watched. I imagine there are males who feel inadequate just like females. Now, I have that guy on my mind and wondering what he is putting his poor wife through these days. 

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Uncle Juice, repping males here, with a question: has any man ever gotten to the point in an encounter with a woman where she's taken off her underwear and he said "WHOA! I can't continue, that is one meaty pussy?" I don't mean in the last like five years, I mean in the history of human sexual reproduction and recreation. Maybe I've been lucky with the ones I've encountered, and I must admit that maybe I have a bit of a small sample size, but seriously. Is there really any pressure from MEN to get women to surgically alter their vaginas in this way, or is that something that's sort of 'imagined'? Talk about a pointless concern. And I don't think it's necessarily fair to blame MEN watching too much porn, either, I think it's women who might see this porn and think "Oh my goodness, my anus isn't Lilly white like hers, clearly I'M the gross freak, I need to get to a doctor immediately, because obviously no man will stimulate my ass if I ask him to, not looking like a hobo's ass like it does today!"

I just asked my husband before he went out the door if he has ever been bothered visually by any female he had any sexual encounter with. He said he has NEVER encountered any female, looked at her goods, and said "See ya!" He then asked me  the same question about the guys I had dated. I told him there was this guy who had fungus on his feet and I happened to see his feet when we were at the beach. I told myself, "That's it. Not gonna see this guy after today." But other than that, no. 

I have never been pressured by any guy to enhance myself in any way. I had huge boobs which grabbed so much attention that I used to get called Dolly Parton back in the days (that is the era I grew up in).  I had them reduced because my fun bags were just too much to carry and my neck was paying the price. I think sometimes people will do the anal bleaching because they think it will look better for other people because when you think about it, who can see your asshole other than a proctologist? Your partner, lover, spouse. 

I have read many stories of women who had surgically enhanced themselves because of boyfriends or husbands inferring or even pressuring them to look better. Some crime stories have started out that way - "I loved him so much. I even got implants because he wanted me to have bigger breasts."  Some female feels their small breasts are not up to par. Whether it is a seed they planted in their own head or not, I think it is safe to say females have done things to their bodies thinking it makes them visually attractive while other times they are getting some kind of feedback from someone else.

As for Hulk, I am sure IF she is getting it done it is because she doesn't want the horror of having a asshole that is darker than her soul. 

Funny thing about me asking my husband the question above. He looked at me funny,, and before I could answer him about why I was asking him, he said, "Oh, the boards?" lol  He knows me too well.  Second thing, when I was telling him HOW the topic came up I said to him, "Well, you know KANAL..." I meant to say KAIL and somehow the word "anal" and "Kail" merged in my mind. OMG  he and I had a bad case of the giggles. 

Kanal it is!!

Edited November 18, 2017 by GreatKazu
Fixed my choppy sentence and other shit.

[Mr. Miner]

3 hours ago, Pixiebomb said:

I hate it when people say "Cali". It's California. I know in this day and age no one can be bothered to write or speak full words let alone full sentences but it just rubs me wrong. Only posers call CA "Cali". Ok. I'm done. 

Karl is a phony ass, fake as shit poser.

As far as all these procedures, she's just trying to distract you from that face that looks like someone spreading their ass cheeks apart.

Edited November 17, 2017 by Mr. Minor

[Uncle JUICE]

1 hour ago, GreatKazu said:

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I just asked my husband before he went out the door if he has ever been bothered visually by any female he had any sexual encounter with. He said he has NEVER encountered any female, looked at her goods, and said "See ya!" 

Just so I have this right, before your husband left the house, you were like "Hey honey, have a great day, before you go, quick question, you ever bail on a woman because she had an ugly pussy? No? Ok (kiss)"?

[GreatKazu]

9 hours ago, Uncle JUICE said:

Just so I have this right, before your husband left the house, you were like "Hey honey, have a great day, before you go, quick question, you ever bail on a woman because she had an ugly pussy? No? Ok (kiss)"?

Pretty much. lol  

9 hours ago, Mr. Minor said:

Karl is a phony ass, fake as shit poser.

As far as all these procedures, she's just trying to distract you from that face that looks like someone spreading their ass cheeks apart.

So then she should be bleaching her mouth? Oh wait. She did that already. Anal bleaching completed. 

Kanal is anal. One big hemorroid. 

Edited November 18, 2017 by GreatKazu

[Mkay]

7 hours ago, SheTalksShit said:

So yesterday, Briana apparently posted (and then deleted) a text exchange between Kail and Javi. I'm not sure if Javi is TRYING to make her jealous, but it's clear that she IS jealous 

 

It’s also being discussed in the Brianna Topic. :)

[Adiba]

Oh boy, all this talk about having one's nether regions "enhanced" makes me glad I'm married (for a loong time--wasn't an issue way back when I was dating). I would be too self-concious to date these days, jeez!

I remember taking a course in anthropology that mentioned a tribe or ethnic group ( in Africa or the Amazon, can't remember) where it was considered beautiful and sexually attractive for a woman's labia to be long.

[Uncle JUICE]

3 minutes ago, Adiba said:

Oh boy, all this talk about having one's nether regions "enhanced" makes me glad I'm married (for a loong time--wasn't an issue way back when I was dating). I would be too self-concious to date these days, jeez!

I'm pretty sure the terror of today's dating pool is like 15% of the reason to stay married. 

[Tatum]

26 minutes ago, Uncle JUICE said:

I'm pretty sure the terror of today's dating pool is like 15% of the reason to stay married. 

My single girlfriends have all their original parts (well, except for one who has a boob job, but it's pretty understated) but they do have a grooming routine that frightens me. Between getting everything below the shoulders professionally waxed, applying makeup that requires 30 MINUTE YOUTUBE INSTRUCTIONS (involves things like "contouring"), professional spray tans, professionally treated hair (something to do with ombre vs balayage, whatever happened to just getting your hair "highlighted"?)- I would be a lonely single lady if something were to happen to my husband.

 

In regards to vagina surgery though- the times I've seen it discussed in earnest was when watching a show where women are looking to land millionaire professional athletes as boyfriends and are basically looking for any competitive advantage they can get. The pussy modification sure isn't for your run of the mill drunken frat boy or even your work-a-day CPA or general manager.

[GreatKazu]

One article about the huge increase of labia modification. It is the surgery more females are requesting over other modifications:http://wondergressive.com/having-perfect-vagina-rise-labiaplasty/

Kanal is so obsessed with how she looks, I bet she will get labia modification at some point.

[ghoulina]

6 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

Suds reminds me of that Seinfeld episode when they have to say the "not cute" baby is cute. I think I'd have the same face as Jerry if I peeked in Sud's crib (sorry sweet baby, but it's best to go through your awkward phase when you don't remember it!!). 

And the doctor says the baby is "breathtaking", then later gives the same compliment to Elaine? Bahahaha! I guess you could say Electrolux is "breathtaking".....in a way. 

What bothers me most is that if it's LINCOLN'S (refuse to call him Marshall) birthday, why isn't HE the focus of the picture? 

[Maharincess]

6 hours ago, Pixiebomb said:

I hate it when people say "Cali". It's California. I know in this day and age no one can be bothered to write or speak full words let alone full sentences but it just rubs me wrong. Only posers call CA "Cali". Ok. I'm done. 

I've lived in California my entire life and NOBODY who lives here calls it Cali. 

Edited November 17, 2017 by Maharincess

[Uncle JUICE]

3 minutes ago, Maharincess said:

I've lived in California my entire life and NOBODY who lives here calls is Cali. 

I love Cali like I love women...

 

--2pac, decidedly Californian! Sorry, it just was on my phone at the moment. :)

[GreatKazu]

39 minutes ago, Uncle JUICE said:

I love Cali like I love women...

 

--2pac, decidedly Californian! Sorry, it just was on my phone at the moment. :)

"California Love"....I love it when they play that jam at Dodger Stadium. 

 

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What bothers me most is that if it's LINCOLN'S (refuse to call him Marshall) birthday, why isn't HE the focus of the picture? 

Exactly. I thought the same thing when I saw the image. Javi posted a photo of just Lincoln and wished him wonderful birthday. 

[Mkay]

34 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

"California Love"....I love it when they play that jam at Dodger Stadium. 

 

Exactly. I thought the same thing when I saw the image. Javi posted a photo of just Lincoln and wished him wonderful birthday. 

That’s what I thought, too.  Lincoln should be the focus.  

[DangerousMinds]

7 hours ago, Pixiebomb said:

I hate it when people say "Cali". It's California. I know in this day and age no one can be bothered to write or speak full words let alone full sentences but it just rubs me wrong. Only posers call CA "Cali". Ok. I'm done. 

It drives me fucking crazy too! And yes, I lived in CA for 15+ years.

[CandysWrapRoom]

On 11/15/2017 at 3:05 PM, Mkay said:

Didn’t realize she wanted lips like Javi’s.  She is gross. 

She looks like a cartoon.

[CandysWrapRoom]

5 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

One article about the huge increase of labia modification. It is the surgery more females are requesting over other modifications:http://wondergressive.com/having-perfect-vagina-rise-labiaplasty/

Kanal is so obsessed with how she looks, I bet she will get labia modification at some point.

This is horrible.  Is this really a thing?  SMH

[GreatKazu]

3 minutes ago, allienc said:

This is horrible.  Is this really a thing?  SMH

Very much so. 

From the article: Women are using digitally altered pictures, that is, fictional vaginas, as an example of what theirs should look like. These digitally modified vaginas, along with female models and pornstars who have been chosen specifically for the way their body (including their vagina) looks, are warping the self-image of women all around the globe. This type of aesthetic ideal is nothing new of course, but what is new is the idea of a perfect looking vagina.

Women don’t want sagging or loose labia. I can’t tell you how many pages and pages of pornographic material woman have brought into me saying ‘I want to look like this.’

3 hours ago, Mkay said:

That’s what I thought, too.  Lincoln should be the focus.  

Not in Kail's world. 

[TeeMo]

Guess Kail is bleaching her ass for her new girlfriend.

 

http://people.com/tv/kailyn-lowry-reveals-she-has-girlfriend/

[The Ascension]

Whattt? http://people.com/tv/kailyn-lowry-reveals-she-has-girlfriend/

[GreatKazu]

Thanks @TeeMo

Friends, my ass. Kanal always has someone waiting in the wings. If it is not dicks, it's chicks. She and Chris were just "friends" at one time, too. 

Edited November 18, 2017 by GreatKazu

[Linny]

I hope this chick knows better than to invest her heart in Kail, because Kail will use her and abuse her just like she does everyone else. This development is almost certainly a response to Chris Lopez's disinterest and to the speculation surrounding Javi and Briana. It flabbergasts me that Kail has three young kids at home yet nothing seems more important to her than jumping into a relationship to use as a springboard for attention.

She can't get pregnant from this dalliance, though, so that's a plus.

[Maharincess]

I can honestly say that in all of my life, I've never thought about the color of my asshole. Nor have I ever thought that my, um... area may not be attractive or pretty enough.  I don't think about that stuff now and I sure as hell didn't think about it when I had 2 small kids at home to take care of.  I agree with the people who said that no man I know would ever look at a woman's area and think "ugh, no. That's just too ugly" and zip up and leave.  I think any plastic surgery, other than reconstructive is ridiculous anyway but this new trend is insane to me. 

To each their own I guess but why do they have to announce this shit? Is nothing private at all anymore? I don't even like going to restaurants because I don't like people watching me eat. I couldn't imagine announcing my every thought, feeling and action to the world. There is no amount of money that would be enough for me to be on a reality show. 

Edited November 18, 2017 by Maharincess

[GreatKazu]

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why do they have to announce this shit?

It is truly disturbing how nothing is off-limits with these people, except when it comes to answering questions at the reunion. They either lie or run off. 

[Scarlett45]

28 minutes ago, Maharincess said:

I don't even like going to restaurants because I don't like people watching me eat.

WUT?!! I love restaurants!!! You mean you don’t like going and having all your twitter followers worship you? How do you get your instagram food pics?!!

 

I jest, I jest!!!? but I do love restaurants. What’s wrong with being seen eating? I like eating with people. If I was independently wealthy I’d just be a vegetarian foodie and try cuisine around the world. 

[Maharincess]

12 minutes ago, Scarlett45 said:

WUT?!! I love restaurants!!! You mean you don’t like going and having all your twitter followers worship you? How do you get your instagram food pics?!!

 

I jest, I jest!!!? but I do love restaurants. What’s wrong with being seen eating? I like eating with people. If I was independently wealthy I’d just be a vegetarian foodie and try cuisine around the world. 

Like I said, to each their own. I would rather stay home and cook a great meal in what I know is a clean kitchen.  I get stared at anyway because I have to use a wheelchair when I'm going to be out for a while so I'd rather stay home and cook.   I was never a restaurant person,  you never know how clean the kitchen is. 

Plus, I really, really hate people. 

Yeah, I have issues, so what?! 

[Mkay]

I don’t buy her bull. Who remembers Kail and Becky going to the book signing and telling all the fans there they were officially a couple. They also made it official on Snapchat.  ? Which also ended up being the same day the episode of “Oh my gosh Chris called me and said Hi to my friends” episode that aired his season. She will do anything for attention.  I won’t believe a word she says. No matter how official she claims. 

Also saw this about marriage boot camp that aired tonight.  Don’t read further if you don’t like spoilers   

 

 

 

Edited November 18, 2017 by Mkay

[guilfoyleatpp]

14 hours ago, Pixiebomb said:

I hate it when people say "Cali". It's California. I know in this day and age no one can be bothered to write or speak full words let alone full sentences but it just rubs me wrong. Only posers call CA "Cali". Ok. I'm done. 

Also, please don't call it San Fran or Frisco.

Just. Don't.

I'm not fucking kidding. 

[GreatKazu]

Oh, Kanal, STFU already.  We already know how wonky your timeline is about cheating. You were no longer in love with Javi when Lincoln was born, therefore, all bets were off and you were free and clear to be with others. So, if Javi did sleep with someone else, which he denies, what does it fucking matter? Stupid hoe bag. 

[Mkay]

42 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Oh, Kanal, STFU already.  We already know how wonky your timeline is about cheating. You were no longer in love with Javi when Lincoln was born, therefore, all bets were off and you were free and clear to be with others. So, if Javi did sleep with someone else, which he denies, what does it fucking matter? Stupid hoe bag. 

Apparently, the next doo neighbor friend she was flirting with and her had a falling out.  He’s tweeting some quotes ? (as you do naturally) and they have unfollowed each other. At least that’s what I’ve gathered from other twitter users. 

 

Edited November 18, 2017 by Mkay

[Maharincess]

1 hour ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

Also, please don't call it San Fran or Frisco.

Just. Don't.

I'm not fucking kidding. 

Yes!! I was born and raised in the city and it drives me crazy when people call it Frisco. There's no easier way to spot a tourist than to hear them say that. 

[GreatKazu]

1 hour ago, Mkay said:

Apparently, the next doo neighbor friend she was flirting with and her had a falling out.  He’s tweeting some quotes ? (as you do naturally) and they have unfollowed each other. At least that’s what I’ve gathered from other twitter users. 

 

Kanal leaves more and more chaos in her wake. People are disposable to her. 

[FlowerofCarnage]

4 hours ago, TeeMo said:

Guess Kail is bleaching her ass for her new girlfriend.

 

http://people.com/tv/kailyn-lowry-reveals-she-has-girlfriend/

Well, at least she can't bring an innocent life into the world in an effort trap this girl.

[Maharincess]

@GreatKazu, she's Kanal now? How did that name come about? 

She'll always and forever be Karl to me. 

[GreatKazu]

27 minutes ago, Maharincess said:

@GreatKazu, she's Kanal now? How did that name come about? 

She'll always and forever be Karl to me. 

Look at my post up above. I posted this morning and I explained how that came about. lol I think it is the 7th post from the top. I posted about talking to my husband in response to what Uncle Juice posted. 

Oh, I just remembered something else. @Uncle JUICE, I remember when Brittany Spears was caught without underwear as she was exiting a car, and later on some other celebrity made fun of her lady parts and said how it looked like some bad roast beef. 

Edited November 18, 2017 by GreatKazu

[Maharincess]

38 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Look at my post up above. I posted this morning and I explained how that came about. lol I think it is the 7th post from the top. I posted about talking to my husband in response to what Uncle Juice posted. 

Oh, I just remembered something else. @Uncle JUICE, I remember when Brittany Spears was caught without underwear as she was exiting a car, and later on some other celebrity made fun of her lady parts and said how it looked like some bad roast beef. 

Oh ok, for some reason when I click on a thread, instead of taking me to the last one I read it takes me to the end of the thread.  I have to scroll back up and try to find the last one I read so I've been missing a lot of comments. 

[Pixiebomb]

8 hours ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

Also, please don't call it San Fran or Frisco.

Just. Don't.

I'm not fucking kidding. 

But The City is completely acceptable. 

[CofCinci]

Kail pretends she has a girlfriend every time she’s trying to distract the Internet away from the guy she’s trying to win. 

[DangerousMinds]

11 hours ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

Also, please don't call it San Fran or Frisco.

Just. Don't.

I'm not fucking kidding. 

I'm getting stabby just reading those! Just don't do it.

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

2 hours ago, CofCinci said:

Kail pretends she has a girlfriend every time she’s trying to distract the Internet away from the guy she’s trying to win. 

Exactly.

Javi and Briana: we're a couple! Look at US! 

Kail: Oh yeah! Well, I'm in a relationship with a GIRL. I'm bisexual! Look at ME! 

 

I feel y'all on the San Francisco thing...because I grew up in New Orleans and NO ONE except tourists and people on badly written TV shows/movies says N'awlins. As soon as someone says it, I know they aren't from New Orleans! (And it makes me cringe more than when Kail famewhores her bisexuality for attention and retribution).

[LunaMia]

11 hours ago, Mkay said:

Apparently, the next doo neighbor friend she was flirting with and her had a falling out.  He’s tweeting some quotes ? (as you do naturally) and they have unfollowed each other. At least that’s what I’ve gathered from other twitter users. 

 

I'm surprised to see such good grammar on a social media post. He even spelled judgment correctly! That alone makes him way too good for Garbage Pail. 

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

11 hours ago, Mkay said:

Apparently, the next doo neighbor friend she was flirting with and her had a falling out.  He’s tweeting some quotes ? (as you do naturally) and they have unfollowed each other. At least that’s what I’ve gathered from other twitter users. 

 

As much as I dislike all the vague-tweeting for attention.....this guy DOES has Kail's number. It didn't take him long to figure her out. He should be counting his lucky starts that he got away without a trap baby or PFA by Kail.

[LunaMia]

2 minutes ago, MyPeopleAreNordic said:

As much as I dislike all the vague-tweeting for attention.....this guy DOES has Kail's number. It didn't take him long to figure her out. He should be counting his lucky starts that he got away without a trap baby or PFA by Kail.

He's named Lucky for a reason, apparently. ?

[druzy]

12 hours ago, Mkay said:

Apparently, the next doo neighbor friend she was flirting with and her had a falling out.  He’s tweeting some quotes ? (as you do naturally) and they have unfollowed each other. At least that’s what I’ve gathered from other twitter users. 

 

Is this the guy from that Radar article? He sees right through the Kanal!

Edited November 18, 2017 by druzy

[Mkay]

7 minutes ago, druzy said:

Is this the guy from that Radar article? He sees right through the Kanal!

Yep. That’s the guy.  I’m wondering if that’s who Kail was referring to about “using her name” to better themselves” or whatever mess that was she says.   The timing is right.  

Edited November 18, 2017 by Mkay