Kailyn: Kail Smash!

[Mkay]

bahahahaha

Just now, poopchute said:

Does anyone know if Kail has a doctor's note to be using her cell phone while driving? Maybe it's related to the reason she can't wear a seatbelt? I don't know if it was explained and I missed it or if she is a just a stupid piece of shit.

Hahahaha She's just stupid. Though maybe if we ask she will give us a smart ass answer. 

[guilfoyleatpp]

9 hours ago, Mkay said:

If you click the link then swipe on the pic, there are 2 more. 

Her ass looks as pregnant as her stomach.

and @Mkay and Porkwood already beat me to it.

[GreatKazu]

43 minutes ago, poopchute said:

Does anyone know if Kail has a doctor's note to be using her cell phone while driving? Maybe it's related to the reason she can't wear a seatbelt? I don't know if it was explained and I missed it or if she is a just a stupid piece of shit.

Did you see that preview of her driving with her cell phone in her hand? Fucking POS. She is in the same category as Ryan - they have no fucks to give about anyone else on the road. 

25 minutes ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

Her ass looks as pregnant as her stomach.

and @Mkay and Porkwood already beat me to it.

I remember when we pointed out she looks S-shaped because her ass was as huge as her pregnant belly. She looks like she is carrying twins in her ass. Twin elephants. 

[configdotsys]

23 hours ago, Mkay said:

If you click the link then swipe on the pic, there are 2 more. 

I just think she looks gross here. Her ass is fucking huge.

[mamadrama]

18 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

Did you see that preview of her driving with her cell phone in her hand? Fucking POS. She is in the same category as Ryan - they have no fucks to give about anyone else on the road. 

I remember when we pointed out she looks S-shaped because her ass was as huge as her pregnant belly. She looks like she is carrying twins in her ass. Twin elephants. 

Her ass and stomach make a perfect oval. I absolutely cannot look away. 

[SPLAIN]

6 hours ago, configdotsys said:

I just think she looks gross here. Her ass is fucking huge.

I am just going to comment. Sorry for the image it might produce...

How the hell does she clean that huge ass? Is she able to reach around there? Does she use a special tool? You just know that fake ass of her is as ugly as this:

[BitterApple]

That looks like two lumps of beige Play-Doh sitting on toothpicks. Women are seriously spending thousands of dollars to look like this? I want to round up these women and tell them "If God didn't give it to you, it will never look real." 

[guilfoyleatpp]

Those girls don't have the legs to support that ass.  It's like Jenelle having those huge tits on her tiny frame. It makes her look matronly.

[Calm81]

10 hours ago, SPLAIN said:

I am just going to comment. Sorry for the image it might produce...

How the hell does she clean that huge ass? Is she able to reach around there? Does she use a special tool? You just know that fake ass of her is as ugly as this:

I will NEVER understand why people are paying thousands of dollars to achieve this look. If this is her natural booty I don't want to body shame her but I definitely wouldn't go to a doctor with her photo and ask for a replica, nor would anyone be expected to bring in a photo of my ass (although now that I do CrossFit I'm finally losing the "mom butt" so maybe it will be replica worthy, soon).

As big as Kailyn looks in her Ursala photo she's going to be PISSED one week postpartum when she sees what her body looks like once the cute baby bump is gone. Homegirl has gained too much weight for this pregnancy (I don't know exactly what she's gained but it looks more than the recommended amount for a woman her height).

As she was finally getting a decent shape when she was working out a lot with Javi pre-doctor Miami. 

I said it before she got pregnant and I'll say it again, these implants may look nice when you get them on a body that's in a relatively decent shape but pile on some extra weight and it's not going to look good at all. Same goes for Farrah when she gets a lot older and her metabolism slows down (I never see her workout and she's always eating but never gains weight - then again she is ALWAYS moving and doing something) her body is going to look odd wrapped around all that fake stuff.

Implants really help make weight gain more prominent.

[configdotsys]

10 hours ago, SPLAIN said:

I am just going to comment. Sorry for the image it might produce...

How the hell does she clean that huge ass? Is she able to reach around there? Does she use a special tool? You just know that fake ass of her is as ugly as this:

This seriously has to be one the most gross images I have ever seen. Grotesque. On what planet is that attractive?

[ReadMeLattice]

I think I will like Javi a lot more this season, but he's still thirsty. He does love his 15 minutes! 

He also recently had an "author event" with his vanity publisher, 13th&Joan. Guess he's going through with the book and, shamefully, I am definitely going to read it. 

Edited July 21, 2017 by Lm2162

[Mkay]

Add Javi as a possible MTV challenge contestant.  I read an article abt it yesterday while wondering how he was going to do that while active duty military. ?

Edited July 21, 2017 by Mkay

[ReadMeLattice]

2 hours ago, Mkay said:

Add Javi as a possible MTV challenge contestant.  I read an article abt it yesterday while wondering how he was going to do that while active duty military. ?

I've wondered how he was going to do pretty much everything while active duty military...I don't know why he's been permitted to continue the circus act.

14 hours ago, SPLAIN said:

I am just going to comment. Sorry for the image it might produce...

How the hell does she clean that huge ass? Is she able to reach around there? Does she use a special tool? You just know that fake ass of her is as ugly as this:

Who is this? Do you know?

[Scarlett45]

@Lm2162 That's Kim K. 

[ReadMeLattice]

6 minutes ago, Scarlett45 said:

@Lm2162 That's Kim K. 

Ohhh, I was thinking it was Kylie.

[BitterApple]

1 hour ago, Lm2162 said:

Ohhh, I was thinking it was Kylie.

A few more rounds of fat transfers and it will be Kylie.

[CofCinci]

2 hours ago, Lm2162 said:

I've wondered how he was going to do pretty much everything while active duty military...I don't know why he's been permitted to continue the circus act.

I'm a veteran and I'm still very confused on how his leadership allows him to participate in this fuckery. 

[guilfoyleatpp]

Showed the booty pic to Mr. Guilfoyle... "Hamstrings are the easiest thing for most women to build muscle on. If you're gonna get butt implants you need to build your hamstrings so it looks better."

[jacksgirl]

23 hours ago, Calm81 said:

I will NEVER understand why people are paying thousands of dollars to achieve this look. If this is her natural booty I don't want to body shame her but I definitely wouldn't go to a doctor with her photo and ask for a replica, nor would anyone be expected to bring in a photo of my ass (although now that I do CrossFit I'm finally losing the "mom butt" so maybe it will be replica worthy, soon).

As big as Kailyn looks in her Ursala photo she's going to be PISSED one week postpartum when she sees what her body looks like once the cute baby bump is gone. Homegirl has gained too much weight for this pregnancy (I don't know exactly what she's gained but it looks more than the recommended amount for a woman her height).

As she was finally getting a decent shape when she was working out a lot with Javi pre-doctor Miami. 

I said it before she got pregnant and I'll say it again, these implants may look nice when you get them on a body that's in a relatively decent shape but pile on some extra weight and it's not going to look good at all. Same goes for Farrah when she gets a lot older and her metabolism slows down (I never see her workout and she's always eating but never gains weight - then again she is ALWAYS moving and doing something) her body is going to look odd wrapped around all that fake stuff.

Implants really help make weight gain more prominent.

It will be interesting to see how these women accept aging. Farrah does have genetics on her side. Deb is slim and Michael looks a healthy weight. It does seem like Farrah is a veggie eater, her food always looks good, unlike quesadilla Cate. 

[Mkay]

[Calm81]

5 minutes ago, Mkay said:

If building from the ground up is using everyone's help and benefits as the foundation then I guess you have that going for you. ?

5 hours ago, jacksgirl said:

It will be interesting to see how these women accept aging. Farrah does have genetics on her side. Deb is slim and Michael looks a healthy weight. It does seem like Farrah is a veggie eater, her food always looks good, unlike quesadilla Cate. 

I will NEVER be able to eat a quesadilla without hearing Cates Michigan accent saying, "chicken and cheese quesadilla," in my head. 

[Calm81]

Hi, me again (I feel like I've been posting too much today).

I have a curious question. Since Chris Lopez wants NOTHING to do with Kailyn, especially after she hulkified his dreads that most likely took years to grow, can he, or do you think he has told Kailyn she can't allow baby Lo to be filmed?

Hypothetically speaking, If she's not allowed to show baby Lo on the show, how is she going to be able to film at all?

I mean, I didn't fall off the parenting truck yesterday as a mom of three with the youngest being two it's nearly IMPOSSIBLE to be in one room without my babies.

The baby will be a newborn for next season and if Kail breastfeeds again, she will be constantly tied down to baby Lo. How is she going to be able to film any of her scenes. When she first had Isaac and Lincoln they were in every scene. Now she won't have a JO or Javi to take turns. Unless miss money bags will hire a nanny, IDK.

Any thoughts? I can see Kailyn being replaced by Briana.

Edited July 22, 2017 by Calm81

[configdotsys]

Kail came from a shit background. We get it. Many of us did and for many reasons and in many ways: poor, struggling mightily, substance abusing parents, alcoholism, a nomadic life with a new "parent" every few months, whatever. Most of us-- I grew up with very little, we had the necessaries but when friends had a pack of gum every day or a box of cough drops, I thought they were rich-- grew up and used those experiences to get educated and put a solid footing underneath our lives in order to achieve stability and ensure that our families never had to worry about not having enough to eat, a place to live, and would not be forced to put a padlock on our freezers.

Kail came into good fortune with this show and instead of appreciating that and becoming a real model for girls who are currently in shitty situations, she turned into a fucking ape, stomping around, treating people like shit, using people and discarding them when they were of no use to her anymore, having kids with multiple people and throwing them away when she tired of them without regard to how her kids felt, and more.

What she does not understand is that no matter how much she achieves after coming from nothing, she will always be trash. She is one of those people who have a shit life, wish for better and then once they are removed from that type of life, flaunt what they now have and treat people that are currently where she was like they are not worth her time. 

Edited July 22, 2017 by configdotsys
fixed an errant space

[FlowerofCarnage]

4 hours ago, Calm81 said:

Hi, me again (I feel like I've been posting too much today).

I have a curious question. Since Chris Lopez wants NOTHING to do with Kailyn, especially after she hulkified his dreads that most likely took years to grow, can he, or do you think he has told Kailyn she can't allow baby Lo to be filmed?

Hypothetically speaking, If she's not allowed to show baby Lo on the show, how is she going to be able to film at all?

I mean, I didn't fall off the parenting truck yesterday as a mom of three with the youngest being two it's nearly IMPOSSIBLE to be in one room without my babies.

The baby will be a newborn for next season and if Kail breastfeeds again, she will be constantly tied down to baby Lo. How is she going to be able to film any of her scenes. When she first had Isaac and Lincoln they were in every scene. Now she won't have a JO or Javi to take turns. Unless miss money bags will hire a nanny, IDK.

Any thoughts? I can see Kailyn being replaced by Briana.

He has to establish paternity of the child and I am assuming establish some sort of custody before he has a say in whether Baby no.3 can be filmed or not. 

About Kail's tweet:

I saw that mess earlier on Twitter and was tempted to respond " I didn't know mooching and grifting were considered building!" but decided not to. Also, I can't believe how many people really think she really worked hard to acheive the life she has. Like they just conveniently ignore the 6 figure salary MTV pays her.

Edited July 22, 2017 by FlowerofCarnage

[Mkay]

[JocelynCavanaugh]

Karsyn? That's a joke, right?

And Ripken only if she's an old-school baseball fan. Which I somehow doubt.

[MaddyMaeboxerbabe]

My vote....Murphy Lopez!   I know I think this latest baby gets her last name.

[poopchute]

WHY would you set your child up for a lifetime of "First name Karsyn, last name...oh sorry no I'm not male. Anyway, last name...oh no sorry it's Karsyn with a K. And a Y. Yep K-A-R-S-Y-N."

[monicageller]

2 hours ago, Mkay said:

 

[BitterApple]

Seriously can I just throat punch all these women? Just pick a damn name. 

The blonde on the bottom looks like the kind of insufferable twat who'd name her daughter Lakynn. 

[Bwill3133]

On 5/1/2017 at 6:29 PM, CofCinci said:

 

I've actually seen Carson as a girls name over the last few years. Various spellings of course. I like it. It's not common so she won't be one of 5 Avery's in a class. 

[Christina87]

Most of those names are horrible!!! Seriously, either Murphy or Anastasia? Hard-hitting sitcom journalist or Russian princess? Weird. Most women have some sort of idea what kind of name they want, but those names are all over the place!

please, please, not Nixon. Did any of these girls pass history? I was absolutely astounded when jenelle picked Kaiser. She exclaimed, "it means king or emperor!" No shit! Like the emperor of Germany before WWI!!! Why in the world would you name your child after that? "You're no better than the one who loves the Kaiser...if you don't buy our liberty bonds." So nice and nostalgic, jenelle!

Edited July 23, 2017 by Christina87

[guilfoyleatpp]

how does one pronounce Lakynn? Lake-inn? La-Kin? Lincoln?

[Moogen]

Karsyn is hideous. Actually, all of the options are hideous.

Edited July 23, 2017 by Moogen

[FlowerofCarnage]

I don't want to sound like I am shaming porn(I'll admit that I've watched plenty of it) but this spelling variation of Karsyn is straight porn actress stage name territory. 

The names in that picture...OMG! Talk about "when trying to be unique goes horribly wrong" McKarty???? 

[Mkay]

Kail is being petty on twitter. 

 

 

[TeenMomAngerMgmt]

7 minutes ago, Mkay said:

Kail is being petty on twitter. 

 

 

Oh FFS. You're pregnant by the guy you cheated on him with because you didn't want him and didn't respect him enough as a human being to break it off. I am officially unable to can with Kail. 

[GreatKazu]

23 minutes ago, Mkay said:

Kail is being petty on twitter. 

 

 

So, Javi should never do outdoor activities because Kail once did those activities with him? WTF? Javi's jet skiing you fucking sea monster! 

Kail following Javi's activities reek of jealousy.

[monicageller]

3 hours ago, BitterApple said:

Seriously can I just throat punch all these women? Just pick a damn name. 

The blonde on the bottom looks like the kind of insufferable twat who'd name her daughter Lakynn. 

She is, and she did. She's some internet famous Mormon blogger, but I can't remember her name now.

Kail's comment about the jetskiing is making me cringe. She sounds not only petty, but like a petty 16 year old. Embarrassing (not that she would realise that).

Edited July 23, 2017 by monicageller
Added pettiness

[akr]

48 minutes ago, monicageller said:

She is, and she did. She's some internet famous Mormon blogger, but I can't remember her name now.

I think I found her, by googling Laikynn, the spelling she eventually went for.  Seems the names started devolving in the previous generation, as mom is named McKinli, and dad Devan; Laikynn's older brother is named Titan and there's now a younger brother named Tatum.  McKinli's sister is named Whitni.  (McKinli Hatch).  

I was only looking to see the ridiculous names, I swear!  

Edited July 23, 2017 by akr
missing words

[akr]

Aah, and with a little more digging - it actually is Lakynn but she's using Laikynn so people know how to pronounce it.  

[guilfoyleatpp]

35 minutes ago, akr said:

Aah, and with a little more digging - it actually is Lakynn but she's using Laikynn so people know how to pronounce it.  

sooo...Lie-Kin?

[monicageller]

3 hours ago, akr said:

I think I found her, by googling Laikynn, the spelling she eventually went for.  Seems the names started devolving in the previous generation, as mom is named McKinli, and dad Devan; Laikynn's older brother is named Titan and there's now a younger brother named Tatum.  McKinli's sister is named Whitni.  (McKinli Hatch).  

I was only looking to see the ridiculous names, I swear!  

...My head hurts.

[toodywoody]

20 hours ago, Mkay said:

Bitch guess what, now I won't be contributing to your fucking ratings. Unappreciative fuckstick.

[BitterApple]

10 hours ago, monicageller said:

She is, and she did. She's some internet famous Mormon blogger, but I can't remember her name now.

Kail's comment about the jetskiing is making me cringe. She sounds not only petty, but like a petty 16 year old. Embarrassing (not that she would realise that).

Ah, yes a Mormom mommy blogger. I should've known.

[FlowerofCarnage]

Didn't Kail file a PFA against Javi? Why is she stalking him online?

I really don't care for Javi but I hope he quickly reaches a point of indifference toward Kail in all matters not pertaining to the child they share.

[ReadMeLattice]

13 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

So, Javi should never do outdoor activities because Kail once did those activities with him? WTF? Javi's jet skiing you fucking sea monster! 

Kail following Javi's activities reek of jealousy.

Jet skiing is a common activity. Are they not ever supposed to go to dinner either? Or to the movies? Kail and Javi went to Chili's so now every time he goes to Chili's it's just because he loves her? lololol

Also, that girl is a definite physical upgrade. Let's hope she's a personality upgrade too.

13 hours ago, TeenMomAngerMgmt said:

Oh FFS. You're pregnant by the guy you cheated on him with because you didn't want him and didn't respect him enough as a human being to break it off. I am officially unable to can with Kail. 

He should say under her pregnant photo, "Wow, reminds me of the time I got you pregnant and we had a baby!"

Edited July 23, 2017 by Lm2162

[GreatKazu]

6 minutes ago, Lm2162 said:

Jet skiing is a common activity. Are they not ever supposed to go to dinner either? Or to the movies? Kail and Javi went to Chili's so now every time he goes to Chili's it's just because he loves her? lololol

Also, that girl is a definite physical upgrade. Let's hope she's a personality upgrade too.

He should say under her pregnant photo, "Wow, reminds me of the time I got you pregnant and we had a baby!"

Better yet, he should comment how she looks like the pregnant manatees they saw at their aquarium wedding.

Fucking sea hag.

17 minutes ago, FlowerofCarnage said:

Didn't Kail file a PFA against Javi? Why is she stalking him online?

I really don't care for Javi but I hope he quickly reaches a point of indifference toward Kail in all matters not pertaining to the child they share.

Thank you. She is the kind of person who puts a restraining order out on someone and then uses it to egg them on and taunt them while she does the stalking and harassing.

Edited July 23, 2017 by GreatKazu

[ghoulina]

15 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

So, Javi should never do outdoor activities because Kail once did those activities with him? WTF? Javi's jet skiing you fucking sea monster! 

That is how Kail sees everything. She's so insecure and narcissistic at the same time. She thinks Javi is truly still so hung up on her. "Oh, I see you holding her hand. Just like you once held MY hand". Get a life, Kail! 

 

Also, please do not name your daughter Murphy. That's my sister's dog's name. Anastasia is pretty. Probably too classic for Kail. Carson wouldn't be bad for a girl, just spell it normal. 

I like Griffin. I like Silas too, but you're not cool enough to pull off Silas. Ripken and NIXON??? Just no. 

[GreatKazu]

Kail would choose a "K" name for her child. Her love for the Kardashians knows no bounds. It would also be her and her daughter sharing the letter "K" in their names. She is better off naming her Kyle, Kim, Khloe, or Kendall.