Kailyn: Kail Smash!

[cheatincheetos]

Exactly. Let them struggle like a regular teen mom. Their famous for their babies. Therefore the babies should get paid not the moms

Yes. They ought to be cut off from the luxury funding; cut off, like the sleeves of Nathan's shirts.

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

"Take that, Kailyn! I beat you to another product endorsement!"

This contraption reminds me of the opening scene in Mommy Dearest, where Crawford sleeps in all kinds of wraps overnight trying to fend off aging.

Haha! That scene in "Mommy Dearest" was the first thing that image reminded me of too!

[SPLAIN]

Yes. They ought to be cut off from the luxury funding; cut off, like the sleeves of Nathan's shirts.

Cut off like the way Karl cut off Javi's balls.

 

 

"Take that, Kailyn! I beat you to another product endorsement!"

This contraption reminds me of the opening scene in Mommy Dearest, where Crawford sleeps in all kinds of wraps overnight trying to fend off aging.

Love that campy movie!

 

I can't believe companies are still making chin straps. They have not been shown to be effective. It would be better if Karl were to use that around her mouth instead of her chins.

[ChocolateAddict]

Maybe this is a stupid question but what exactly is that?

[fliptopbox]

Maybe this is a stupid question but what exactly is that?

Yeah I don't get it either. Did she get more plastic surgery?

[guilfoyleatpp]

Maybe this is a stupid question but what exactly is that?

I believe it is along these lines.. 

http://www.cosmeticsandskin.com/aba/straps.php

[Mkay]

It's to help Javi close his mouth with his big poopy lips.

[ChristmasJones]

This show is the gift that just keeps on giving!!!! So much lolz here.

[cheatincheetos]

Maybe this is a stupid question but what exactly is that?

It's shameless quackery, just like the compressors around the waist that claim to slim your waistline. The human body doesn't work that way. I think Farrah, Jenelle and Kailyn should go all out and start their own lines of Teen Mom Snake Oil.

[cheatincheetos]

Homer did it better.

 

[GreatKazu]

Did anyone else catch Javi when he made his appearance on Botched on the E! channel?

[cheatincheetos]

How did Javi get his lips that much smaller?

[zenme]

Maybe Javi wasn't born that way.  Maybe this is what happens when you spend so much time kissing Kailyn's ass. 

[Joe Jitsu913]

Labia Lips McGee is my nickname for Javi.

[GreatKazu]

You guys are killing me! LOL

 

Javi and Kail are such famewhores. I rarely use that term, but for these two, it fits. Another magazine exclusive! I guess Kail needs to make that extra cash to pay for her needs and wants:

https://twitter.com/JaviM9

[cheatincheetos]

Javi and Kail are such famewhores. I rarely use that term, but for these two, it fits. Another magazine exclusive! I guess Kail needs to make that extra cash to pay for her needs and wants:

 

"Never enough to keep up...hmm, what else can we get our gullible followers to buy?"

 

[GreatKazu]

I hope Javi had that finger up his ass before he did that. lol

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

Watching this season's Unseen Moments episode made it clear to me that all these chicks (and Adam) spend a lot of time reading these boards, especially Kail.

Hi Kail! I see you! (You have nice hair. <-- We can't hate 24/7)

[CaliforniaLove]

 

Javi and Kail are such famewhores. I rarely use that term, but for these two, it fits.

I agree, but I put Javi's levels of famewhoreness WAAAAAY above Kail's. Kail signed on for a new show that could have been a "blink & you missed it" flash in the pan for all she knew. I don't believe that Javi would have looked twice at Kail had it not been for the show...and I'm not saying that as an attack against Kail's appearance or anything, I've just never seen an ounce of true chemistry towards the other from either of them.The stars in Javi's eyes were just that...he was STARSTRUCK. The stars in Kail's eyes were BENEFITS, and learning that she is bi leads me to believe she figured she could have the best of both worlds...someone with boy parts & labia lips.

[GreatKazu]

 

she figured she could have the best of both worlds...someone with boy parts & labia lips.

The only part she wants from the boy is his wallet. In Javi's case, she wanted those benefits since his wallet didn't offer much at the time.

[SPLAIN]

Javi added some "stuff" to his back: 

Edited October 25, 2015 by SPLAIN

[akr]

He's a regular supporter of the arts, that one.

[BitterApple]

Although I've never wanted a tattoo, I can appreciate good work on someone else. Kail and Javi's tats just look like an amateurish mish mash of random shit. I can't even tell what that mess on his back is supposed to be.

[leighroda]

I agree with you bitter-apple (1. The first time I write your name it corrected to butter apple 2. It absolutely would not let me make it one word, I think autocorrect is getting a little big for their britches). Tattoos are not my thing, there is no picture/word/phrase that I want to have in my body permanently, I change my mind or circumstances change, my ex boyfriend however was a tattoo enthusiast, I'm pretty sure if you just said hey to him on the street he would tattoo your name on his body (he has a lot of cover ups too for ex girlfriend names, luckily I never let him put my name) that being said, I have absolutely no problem with another person getting tattoos, but that is just awful. Normally when you get a big piece like that it takes planning and commitment to make it work, that just looks like Kail and Javi went out to lunch and passed a tattoo parlor on their way home and were like "it's been a couple weeks, wanna get a new one?" And they flip through the book and they are like "oh it's almost Halloween lets do a graveyard" so he finds a little open space and that's where it goes. Kail is going to have to learn the hard way that as she ages nature probably won't be kind and her sleeves she has now are going to look like deflated party balloons when her arms start sagging as all of our arms do (except for Michelle Obama and Madonna, they'll probably stay cut till the day they die).

[poopchute]

What is the tic tac toe board in the upper left supposed to be??

[ghoulina]

I think it's supposed to be a fence. Amateurish is right. Damn, I appreciate Javi and Kail letting me know where NOT to go for a tattoo if I'm ever in that area.

[MsSilverSpecs]

You would think with all that TM money, they both could find a decent tattoo artist. Jeesh.

[poopchute]

It's not a very effective fence with those giant holes in it.

[ChocolateAddict]

I just don't understand why you would want that on your back permanently.  Do these idiots not realise that they will have these tats for the rest of their lives?  

[GreatKazu]

Kail is the queen of "doing now, regret later" mentality.

 

How much of that money for the tattoo could have gone to Isaac's private school education? It reads that Javi isn't done with that back tattoo. Fuck! There's more to that monstrosity?

[mittsigirl]

I read somewhere that Kail may be pregnant again, anyone else see that?

[ghoulina]

The only thing I heard was a few months ago there were rumors going around because she was talking about some kind of food cravings. But I thought she denied said rumors? Is this something more recent?

[Maharincess]

I have no doubt that she'll be pregnant soon. Jo is having a girl, she can't let him be the only one to give Isaac a sister.

[cheatincheetos]

Kailyn and her minions. No, not the fanatical ones on social media.

 

[cheatincheetos]

Kail is the queen of "doing now, regret later" mentality.

 

How much of that money for the tattoo could have gone to Isaac's private school education? It reads that Javi isn't done with that back tattoo. Fuck! There's more to that monstrosity?

 

From the hashtag, it sounds like the tattoo is inspired by Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas, so maybe it's the cemetery where Jack Skellington goes to be alone with his thoughts.

 

Compare to the rickety fence in this NB4C tattoo;

 

http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/300W/i/2010/066/d/4/Nightmare_before_Xmas_tattoo_by_hatefulss.jpg

 

With so many people like Adam Lind who are out of space for more tats but probably want more, I wonder when they'll start some kind of skin-stretching fad to make more space. It would look like the patients on 600 Lb Life who lose a lot of weight and need skin reduction.

Edited November 3, 2015 by cheatincheetos

[cheatincheetos]

https://instagram.com/p/9PDDFmF8TX/?taken-by=javim9

 

Javi rocks a sports bra for cancer awareness.

[SPLAIN]

 

Compare to the rickety fence in this NB4C tattoo;

 

Now see, that is how the fence should look. Javi's fence tattoo looks like toothpicks. The whole tattoo on Javi is just so shitty and way too much. A smaller one, like in that pic you posted, is much, much better.

 

 

Kailyn and her minions. No, not the fanatical ones on social media.

Kinda ironic, dontcha think? She chose her kids to be minions! Well, of course she did. She is raising them to be her followers.

[Christina]

Way to make someone's cancer about you, Javi.

[MissMel]

He just needs a long haired wig to complete the picture and distract from his face. (I'm not normally this mean, hot flashes make me bitchy, well more bitchy)

[cheatincheetos]

He just needs a long haired wig to complete the picture and distract from his face. (I'm not normally this mean, hot flashes make me bitchy, well more bitchy)

   I think that Kail "encourages" (shake, shake shake shake) Javi to do a lot of these photo stunts, like the one where he was kissing a guy last year.

 

I guess the stricter policy against tattoos that the military adopted last year doesn't apply to Javi because he enlisted already?

[guilfoyleatpp]

Where are they getting money for tattoos? What about private school?!

[ghoulina]

Where are they getting money for tattoos? What about private school?!

 

Jo, Jo, and Jo. 

[leighroda]

So on the teen mom 2 Instagram there is a video question to Kail if her dogs can do any tricks, so she pulls a pizza from the top of her fridge and places it on her counter and walks away and says her dog will take it, mind you the dog is on eye level with the counter... I don't so much think it's a trick, especially when my 20 lb 1 year old dachshund does the same thing (her nickname isn't captain naughty pants because she listens well).

[cheatincheetos]

Jo, Jo, and Jo. 

Just takes more shakes than you can buy at Sonic!

[ghoulina]

So on the teen mom 2 Instagram there is a video question to Kail if her dogs can do any tricks, so she pulls a pizza from the top of her fridge and places it on her counter and walks away and says her dog will take it, mind you the dog is on eye level with the counter... I don't so much think it's a trick, especially when my 20 lb 1 year old dachshund does the same thing (her nickname isn't captain naughty pants because she listens well).

 

Um, so her dog steals food? This is a trick? Someone hand my beagle a blue ribbon!!!!

[Maharincess]

Yeah, my dog once stole and ate a frozen block of spinach that I had thawing on the counter.

Where's her prize?

[cheatincheetos]

 

Where's her prize?

...maybe Kail's dog stole it?

[SPLAIN]

There was actually a slice of pizza left over? You mean, Hulk didn't gulp it all down? I am surprised with Kail around, there is any food left over. Ha, pizza. So typical of Kail. Don't they ever eat regular food that is home-made? They either go out to eat or the food at home is zapped in the microwave.

[Maharincess]

Not to mention that pizza is bad for dogs. They aren't supposed to have anything tomato based.

[Spacecow]

Kail started letting the masses add her on Snapchat and despite my better judgement I added her. So far she's delivered adorable videos of Lincoln so I'm satisfied. That boy is just too cute for words.

I can't think of Kail and dogs without remembering her "THE DOGS HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE JAVI" meltdown and the pivitol "I JUST GOT SO MAD I HIT HIM" moment. Between that and the fights in early season 6 I'll never take their declarations of marital bliss seriously. It's all a sham.