S17.E04: You Can't DB Serious

[PrincessPurrsALot]

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Tamra takes the women to a ranch in Montana; tensions arise when Heather learns that her career is being dissected; Gina makes a point to connect with Jenn; Emily helps her daughter Annabelle with her aspiring modelling career.

Original air date 2023.06.28

[RoseAllDay]

What is it with these kids and modeling?

[OlderThanDirt]

1 hour ago, RoseAllDay said:

What is it with these kids and modeling?

Their mothers are looking for camera time.

On a personal aside, my neighbor was a stylist for a photographer and asked to use my 2 year old for a department store catalog shoot. It involved one day for fittings and one day for shooting. I had decided at the end of the fitting day that we weren't going to pursue the child model career because there was so much sitting around and waiting. Not a life for a two year old, even with my bag of tricks and books. My daughter made it a moot point because she refused to stand in the sandbox in saltwater sandals because she got sand in her shoes. Unfortunately saltwater sandals were the product. Eventually they pulled in a cute little girl who was the right size walking by with her mom. I hope she had a long and successful career. My daughter grew up a happy strong individual who actually wore those sandals for years.

[RoseAllDay]

1 hour ago, OlderThanDirt said:

Their mothers are looking for camera time.

On a personal aside, my neighbor was a stylist for a photographer and asked to use my 2 year old for a department store catalog shoot. It involved one day for fittings and one day for shooting. I had decided at the end of the fitting day that we weren't going to pursue the child model career because there was so much sitting around and waiting. Not a life for a two year old, even with my bag of tricks and books. My daughter made it a moot point because she refused to stand in the sandbox in saltwater sandals because she got sand in her shoes. Unfortunately saltwater sandals were the product. Eventually they pulled in a cute little girl who was the right size walking by with her mom. I hope she had a long and successful career. My daughter grew up a happy strong individual who actually wore those sandals for years.

That, or they think they have the next Gigi Hadid. 

Getting back to the show…I wonder what Gina is going to pry Jenn about now?

[nexxie]

Oooh, watching Queen Heather’s career being “dissected” could be popcorn worthy!

[chick binewski]

I am so over this kid and her Gia 2.0 act.

[nexxie]

Don’t worry Gina, we won’t consider you a nature girl - you’re all about being a shallow girl.

Edited June 29, 2023 by nexxie

[Keywestclubkid]

what did he kill someone? LOL 

she cheated with a cheater .. of course he is gonna do it to her ... 

[Polliwollidoodle]

Gina has a severe case of vocal fry. Is that the term? Somehow it's seeming a bit off when I type it but you know what I mean.

 

[Keywestclubkid]

it only gets better .... then he cheats on you .. 

Taylor and her fillers I dont know if im gonna be able to handle this face 

[FlyingEgret]

For half a second I was impressed that the Dubrows were taking Nicky to college in a U-Haul; then they flashed the footage from the Private Jet.....

[Keywestclubkid]

I mean I get bagging on Heather but girls what are your acting credentials lets be real here ... 

[QQQQ]

Holy shit, they went there with Heather's acting resume. 

[chick binewski]

I loathe when HWs go after women who have had real careers. Heather is irritating as hell, but she has a legit resume AND she toured as a singer for years.

I cannot with Taylor. She tried to pull the same "insecure" b.s. with LVP. I didn't buy it then and I don't buy it now. 

[Keywestclubkid]

3 minutes ago, QQQQ said:

Holy shit, they went there with Heather's acting resume. 

somewhere her head is EXPLODING lol 

[Keywestclubkid]

oh look at the lake 

 

Zika? lol never change Shannon never change 

[Thumper]

Why didn’t the one woman want to stay at the main house?  I couldn’t hear her.

 

[FlyingEgret]

Just now, Thumper said:

Why didn’t the one woman want to stay at the main house?  I couldn’t hear her.

 

The glass walls would exasperate her menopausal night sweats. Apparently...

[Keywestclubkid]

is Tamra trying to get Shannon "naked waisted" 

[FlyingEgret]

I did love Heather's reaction when Gina declared it to be a "piss by a tree" kind of place.

It's a what???

LOL

[SweetieDarling]

Why are they all wearing super short skirts to go mechanical bull riding?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, SweetieDarling said:

Why are they all wearing super short skirts to go mechanical bull riding?

Because unlike Shannon they dont have boney vaginas LOL 

[Axie]

So, apparently new Ryan is an a hole. There’s something about this show that makes me believe you should never name your son Ryan. It never ends well. 

And, ladies?  There are women I have known for decades and we’ve never discussed vaginas.  Try it. It’s not hard. 

[Keywestclubkid]

oh he was in economy thats interesting ....ROFL 

[FlyingEgret]

My friend has those plastic boot shots glasses. Except they don't leak

Edited June 29, 2023 by FlyingEgret
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[Baltimore Betty]

8 minutes ago, SweetieDarling said:

Why are they all wearing super short skirts to go mechanical bull riding?

Considering what we know about their underware situation...they should sanitize that bull after all those rides.

[Keywestclubkid]

does she sound like a snot .... Yes ....but is she also 100000% correct .. yes she is ....Taylor they didn't lose anything she didn't sign anything 

[QQQQ]

Did Taylor announce she was bisexual before or after her second chance on the HWs shows?

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, QQQQ said:

Did Taylor announce she was bisexual before or after her second chance on the HWs shows?

she made it through a whole ultimate girls trip without announcing it .. it seems weird to announce it now 

[Thumper]

Yup, Shannon, be careful — don’t trust that snake Tamra.

[QQQQ]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

Considering what we know about their underware situation...they should sanitize that bull after all those rides.

I'd just go ahead and shoot the bull. Ain't no coming back after that.

[Baltimore Betty]

13 minutes ago, Thumper said:

Why didn’t the one woman want to stay at the main house?  I couldn’t hear her.

 

Windows would give her hot flashes? I am sure there is working AC and maybe blinds or cutains for privacy anyway...also, Taylor is/was bi???? Did we know this before, it is news to me.

[SweetieDarling]

Did Taylor promise thr producers that Heather would do the movie?

[Keywestclubkid]

how dare the director not be impressed with my IMDB 

[Thumper]

Aaaand there she goes!  Tamra stirring the pot.

 

[FlyingEgret]

Is being propositioned by Ryan going to be this year's offered a role on Malibu Country? Happened to everyone!

[Showthyme]

49 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

it only gets better .... then he cheats on you .. 

Taylor and her fillers I dont know if im gonna be able to handle this face 

Yikes! The faces on all of them. The bleached blond hair extension too long wavy hair needs to go. Way too much makeup. 

I barely watch since Heather’s return. 

Edited June 29, 2023 by Showthyme
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[Thumper]

Heather getting up on her high horse.  Honestly, who cares???   She must have wanted that job! 😁

 

 

[Axie]

Does Heather think she’s going to win an Emmy for her performance on this show. What was that?  Seemed like a humongous overreaction to me. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I mean do we all not remember the Malibu Country debacle with Gretchen then Alexis? When she went to her grave that they didn’t get offered the same part .. it was ANOTHER part how dare you lol 

[Pi237]

51 minutes ago, chick binewski said:

 

I cannot with Taylor. She tried to pull the same "insecure" b.s. with LVP. I didn't buy it then and I don't buy it now. 

Seriously, waiting for this seasons version of, "If you can't be my friend, just Please don't be my enemy!"

I was thinking Gina's hair looks the healthiest of the 'blondes' than she made that, 'Ew, Nature girl!, crack and I wanted to duck her head in mud. She's such a wannabee.

Heathers seething about them asking for a tape was delicious.

[janiema]

Even after pulling out all the stops, Taylor still could not secure an orange.

[Stats Queen]

Just started watching bUt even a year ago,  Ravi wouldn’t let people film who had COVID. Seriously, the emergency was already over for most of the country - and I am high risk…

[QQQQ]

7 minutes ago, Stats Queen said:

Just started watching bUt even a year ago,  Ravi wouldn’t let people film who had COVID. Seriously, the emergency was already over for most of the country - and I am high risk…

Who?

[Stats Queen]

All these years and all of the sudden big lips Taylor is bisexual- sure Jan.

[Stats Queen]

1 hour ago, FlyingEgret said:

The glass walls would exasperate her menopausal night sweats. Apparently...

Miss the glass walls - it’s been a rough day. During my horrible menopausal night sweats (which lasted five awful years) i find it weird that glass walls would exasperate night sweats and I think they might be cool and would have been my face on them. - of course, I periodically went and stuck my head in the freezer to cool it off. That good that long nightmare is over. 😜

[njbchlover]

4 minutes ago, Stats Queen said:

Miss the glass walls - it’s been a rough day. During my horrible menopausal night sweats (which lasted five awful years) i find it weird that glass walls would exasperate night sweats and I think they might be cool and would have been my face on them. - of course, I periodically went and stuck my head in the freezer to cool it off. That good that long nightmare is over. 😜

I remember those nights, as well and am soooo glad I'm past that! 

I didn't get the whole thing with the glass, either.  I think that Taylor may have actually just not wanted to get an accidental glimpse of herself in the glass' reflection.  WTF did she do to her face?????  

[Stats Queen]

2 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

I remember those nights, as well and am soooo glad I'm past that! 

I didn't get the whole thing with the glass, either.  I think that Taylor may have actually just not wanted to get an accidental glimpse of herself in the glass' reflection.  WTF did she do to her face?????  

Right her huge lips are no longer the most frightening part of her face

[njbchlover]

1 hour ago, Axie said:

Does Heather think she’s going to win an Emmy for her performance on this show. What was that?  Seemed like a humongous overreaction to me. 

That was some speech Heather gave at the end of the episode.  She basically blamed Taylor for all the wrongs in the world because Taylor had the nerve to look up Heather's IMDB.

While Taylor really should not have commented or belittled Heather's acting resume (because Taylor has nothing except RH shows on her own IMDB), Heather acted like Taylor did something horrible.  

Heather is very insecure about her acting career - it's as if she knows it isn't as stellar as she would like it to be.  She should be proud of whatever work she's done, but I feel like she's very dissatisfied with where she is right now in her life.

[bosawks]

I mean we all know Heather is a supercilious bitch (don’t ever change!) but who amongst us would trust Taylor with anything even tangentially concerned with finances.