Season 11 M600LL and Season 8 WATN LIVE CHAT

[Kid]

Look at that stink face!!  She is lecturing him!!

Edited February 9, 2023 by Kid

[mk828]

The pouty face is back! I see that all day from my 7th graders. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, nokat said:

Many beautiful and unique names. 

I had a co-worker who rejoiced in the splendid name of Queen. 

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, crazycatlady58 said:

I had an employee who's cousin was named Waymond. I said you mean Raymond right? She said no Waymond, it was a family name.

One of my residents had the name Jermiah, and another is Cale (kaylee).

[sainte-chapelle]

I developed blood clots in my leg. I lost weight because I was vomiting when I tried to eat.  It messes your whole body up.

[Auntie Anxiety]

She’s lecturing Dr. Now. Because no one knows how hard it is to lose weight.

[MsVixen]

2 minutes ago, umgoblue said:

Cue the excuses....

She should be up for an Emmy!!!

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I had a co-worker who rejoiced in the splendid name of Queen. 

I knew a Queen too!

[Pepper Mostly]

Nobody's expecting it to happen overnight, babycakes. You had a MONTH. And you gained weight! 

[DropTheSoap]

Her defensiveness weighs more than she does. 

[MsVixen]

1 minute ago, nokat said:

Many beautiful and unique names. 

For sure!

[umgoblue]

She said all that and I'm like, Yep.  Great imitation of Dr. Now.

Does she not realize she is talking to Dr. Now, who has heard it all. Been there, done that?

[Chicklet]

She cried real tears, so that's better than most of them.

[babyhouseman]

She's not a robot. Of course not. R2D2 is not fat.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, umgoblue said:

This is something new for me.

Me: Didn't you do this VERY DIET before?

She read his own book, in fact!

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? And who refers to the birth certificate for the kid's name? "Oh yeah, I just had a baby, what the hell did we name him? Let me check the birth certificate.....oh, I thought we named him Duane, but apparently we named him Duaune. Oh well."

Oprah Winfrey has often told the story that her name was supposed to be Orpha. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Nobody's expecting it to happen overnight, babycakes. You had a MONTH. And you gained weight! 

I guess she wasn't eating just one portion of fish.

[ams1001]

"The floor was crooked." 🤣

God, I love Dr. Now.

[Elizzikra]

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babycakes

Babycakes are not on de diet.

[DropTheSoap]

If she comes out with an “I’m going to show Dr. Now” I might as well stop watching now. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I knew a Queen too!

I also once had a phone interaction with a young Harvard Law student, named Lasagna. My office mates thought I must have misheard, her name was probably LaSonya or similar. I received a follow up email. Lasagna. 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, ams1001 said:

"The floor was crooked." 🤣

God, I love Dr. Now.

Yeah - I really want to see that person.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, magemaud said:

Oprah Winfrey has often told the story that her name was supposed to be Orpha. 

LOL...it was Orpah, I think...

[mmecorday]

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1 minute ago

I developed blood clots in my leg. I lost weight because I was vomiting when I tried to eat.  It messes your whole body up.

I'm on blood thinners for life because I'm prone to pulmonary embolisms. The first time I had them I thought I had vertigo. Turns out my organs were failing. 

[Chicklet]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I also once had a phone interaction with a young Harvard Law student, named Lasagna. My office mates thought I must have misheard, her name was probably LaSonya or similar. I received a follow up email. Lasagna. 

I had a "Midchild" once. I asked are you the middle child. She said yes. I said wait...how did your parents know that when you were born? She had no response. She wasn't triplets.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

LOL...it was Orpah, I think...

My ex-husband’s niece changed her name to Samantha, but it was typed as Samatha so she answers to both now.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Oprah Winfrey has often told the story that her name was supposed to be Orpha. 

I know, but its so silly, who can take it seriously. I can see saying "Oh, wait, they misspelled Orpah on the birth certificate. But hey, I like the sound of this--Oprah! OK, Oprah it is!" That I can buy. 

[DropTheSoap]

I had a dentist named Bunny. Technically, it was a nickname, but she used it instead of her first name. 

[aliya]

6 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Narrator: But in actuality, she had not been working very hard at all. 

Said in Morgan Freeman's voice.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I also once had a phone interaction with a young Harvard Law student, named Lasagna. My office mates thought I must have misheard, her name was probably LaSonya or similar. I received a follow up email. Lasagna. 

I had a coworker named Cozy. I said "What a nice name...it's unusual." He glared at me like I put pineapple in his spaghetti. Never again. 

 

[nokat]

10 minutes ago, crazycatlady58 said:

I said you mean Raymond right? She said no Waymond, it was a family name.

Wascally wabbit.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, DropTheSoap said:

I had a dentist named Bunny. Technically, it was a nickname, but she used it instead of her first name. 

My mother’s name was Hortense but everyone called her Honey.

[babyhouseman]

Nutrisystem ad. Is that on Dr. Now's diet?

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, babyhouseman said:

She's not a robot. Of course not. R2D2 is not fat.

He was just square boned.

[umgoblue]

Just now, DropTheSoap said:

I had a dentist named Bunny. Technically, it was a nickname, but she used it instead of her first name. 

Bunny is performing my root canal.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I had a coworker named Cozy. I said "What a nice name...it's unusual." He glared at me like I put pineapple in his spaghetti. Never again. 

 

My favorite was a B school professor named Lynn Sharp Payne. 

There's also a dentist in my town named Dr. Fang.

Edited February 9, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

I had a "Midchild" once. I asked are you the middle child. She said yes. I said wait...how did your parents know that when you were born? She had no response. She wasn't triplets.

Milady.  A human's name was Milady.

 

[String Theory]

I went to school with GInger Snap.  Yes, her real name....

[charmed1]

9 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I can't find "Duh Wahn" in those letters. I found Daw-nay, Da-yoon, Da oo knee, Dow-knee, Da-yoony, but I can't find Duh-Wahn. That's what she said, but HOW?

LOL. The spelling threw me off at first, but I figured it out. I’m from the east coast, so I grew up with guys named DeJuan, DeShawn, etc. and girls named LaShonda, LaShaunda. But once I went to college, I met friends from further south with the same names, but spelled DeShun, LaShunda and I realized their names were spelled the way their parents phonetically pronounced them. I guess it’d be like someone with a thick New England accent spelling the names Carter or Martha phonetically.

[DropTheSoap]

So Z and Doc are two of the reasons people with type II diabetes can’t get their meds. One more reason why they bug. 

My prediction for the last hour — no surgery. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

My mother’s name was Hortense but everyone called her Honey.

I kind of understand her reasoning. 

How does one look at a newborn baby girl and say "Hortense! It's perfect!"

[ams1001]

Damn, I thought she was gonna take him down, there.

Dr. Paradise!

[Snarkastikate]

I went to school with Russell Heine, nickname Rusty. 

[babyhouseman]

Dr. Paradise is not going to make it easy for them to get into his office. 

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

My favorite was a B school professor named Lynn Sharp Payne. 

I worked with a Rainy Rust at one place and a Sunny Bliss at another. 

[mk828]

Yay Dr. Paradise! Her ass might just swallow him whole! 

[Chatty Cake]

I got a kick out of the captions for the fiancé far more than I should have. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wee Dr. Paradise. 

[Kid]

Teeny tiny Dr. Paradise.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, String Theory said:

I went to school with GInger Snap.  Yes, her real name....

Ginger Snaps was an alias I used to use for fun. I also use Jeannie Pants and Miss Violet Frobisher.