Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Right. Just buy her some flowers or something. Or ONE candle. I think they bought four. Why?

They were following Rule #1 of the Chance Economic Model. Buy more than you can afford and it will raise your credit score.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

 

Oh no! The card is rejected and they are checking the car for spare change? Because impressing mom is imperative! Momma has got to be happy or nobody is going to be happy. 

I hardly ever carry cash, and I certainly wouldn't find any lurking around anywhere. No credit cards either. All debit, all the time. 

I was in such a rush to get to live chat that I neglected to complete several steps of my ten step skin care routine. I hope you appreciate what I've sacrificed. 

[kacesq]

Derek has a lot of siblings…

wow Monique is nasty.

[Gobi]

"It's uncomprehensible. And unconsiderate, too."

[Keywestclubkid]

everyone in his family is dogging her like str8 out that is kinda messed up ... 

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus I hope Monique doesn't try and climb into a car or up onto a barstool in that dress. That's a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen. 

[Keywestclubkid]

girl you know damn well production is with him and they know where he is 

[Gobi]

Those brothers look high AF.

[OoogleEyes]

Who is the man in the back seat? Can I get him as a pen pal?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Derek’s brothers don’t seem to be completely sober. Maybe it’s because of the word slurring?

[kacesq]

The Gs on that Gucci cap are very big. Random observation.

Ugh Derek is a jerk…sharing this stuff with his brothers…

[Pepper Mostly]

These guys are all high as fuck.

And does anyone have Gucci pants to go with those swanky ball caps?

Edited February 4, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Empress1]

Why am I seeing a woman making it clap on a tablet?

[Keywestclubkid]

wait you get your own tablet in jail now? 

[kacesq]

Ok I don’t like any of these people. They’re all nasty. 

[candall]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Three - one from each of them and one from them as a couple.  FFS, it's not the wedding ritual in which the bride and groom each have a candle and light one together. 

And one from Teddy.

 

Where is that darling little snootboy, anyway?  Back in the hotel room?  : (  

More Teddy!

[Ladystardust]

You get to take those tablets home?? I always figured it was more of a rental type thing.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Those nails are so long that if she picks her nose she'll pierce her brain. 

[Keywestclubkid]

girl calling someone overweight? does she own a mirror she aint no model thin ... like STOP 

[Ladystardust]

THAT FOUNDATION ON THE SISTER. Geezus.

[JenE4]

Who knew jailbirds got tablets with an industrial case just like a toddler? Did he steal this from jail or he purchased it from the commissary? They just have unfettered internet access? So many questions…

[Pepper Mostly]

(cough, cough) "I don't feel too well". 

So, she's hung over from all that fine Asti Spumante? 

[kacesq]

Oh great…another family get together…

And she’s gonna bail on meeting her in laws. 
FFS.

or you know…the wedding could’ve waited. You got married 2 days out of jail. And the welcome home party is untimely?

[Empress1]

I feel like Aris is naked and like that’s none of my business.

[Keywestclubkid]

awww I remember those hot topic shirts 

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Those nails are so long that if she picks her nose she'll pierce her brain. 

What brain?

[WaltersHair]

She's in full makeup, but she 'don't have nothin on." Yeah.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

(cough, cough) "I don't feel too well". 

So, she's hung over from all that fine Asti Spumante? 

Pregnant.

[Empress1]

You don’t HAVE to get drunk, Aris.

[Pepper Mostly]

Seriously, Aris. This is bad manners. 

[OoogleEyes]

Buck up Buttercup 

[Gobi]

Shortest. Honeymoon. Phase. Ever.

[Keywestclubkid]

oh honeymoon is over it looks like 

[Auntie Anxiety]

“I want to spend time with you. That’s why I’m not going with you to the party.” Makes perfect sense.🤷‍♀️

[SemiCharmedLife]

4 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

I can't believe Yankee candles are still a thing.

Candles are always a thing!  Unless you are traumatized by firestorms that burned half of your town down...

[Empress1]

Aww, newlyweds.

[Keywestclubkid]

wait wait wait did mama just say ill give this back to you when I FEEL I LOVE YOU? did I hear that right or was I having a hallucination

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

awww I remember those hot topic shirts 

I got my son one of those for Christmas a few years ago. One of his gifts from me is always a bunch of funny T shirts. This year I got him one with Krampus, one that says "I'm just here for the shenanigans" and one that says "Surprise I'm drunk"

[PrincessPurrsALot]

"Control your neck muscles when you're talking to me."  I need to fit that into conversation. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Candles are always a thing!  Unless you are traumatized by firestorms that burned half of your town down...

I always have an array of candles ready to use during the next inevitable power outage,

[WaltersHair]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

"Control your neck muscles when you're talking to me."  I need to fit that into conversation. 

This show is a constant source of education.

[Pepper Mostly]

12 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

I can't believe Yankee candles are still a thing.

(abashed) I just got four new candles from Yankee Candle the other day. I can't find any others that I like as well. 

My name is Pepper Mostly and I have a candle problem. 

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

(abashed) I just got four new candles from Yankee Candle the other day. I can't find any others that I like as well. 

My name is Pepper Mostly and I have a candle problem. 

No shade to anyone who likes them, I just remember them from my mall working days and thought they'd never last. They showed me.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nate and Skylar go on a bender? I’m shocked.

[Keywestclubkid]

well hello daddy 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

“I want to spend time with you. That’s why I’m not going with you to the party.” Makes perfect sense.🤷‍♀️

This means "I want to stay in bed and bang each other senseless". Not sit around sipping lemonade and chatting with Cameron's extended family. 

[Gobi]

Probably napping.

[kacesq]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

No shade to anyone who likes them, I just remember them from my mall working days and thought they'd never last. They showed me.

A few weeks ago Zillow Gone Wild had the house of the founder ofYankee Candles…he did quite well lol.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Oh, now, what???

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nate and Skylar go on a bender? I’m shocked.

If they have, Skylar WILL blame Nathan.  She can just toss him on her pile of dead exes.