Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

Aris looks like she's about to hurl

Well, I know I am. 

[goofygirl]

OK, Travis is calling Mom.  All is well.

[Empress1]

Can Travis leave the state?

Ah, OK, parole transferred.

[Auntie Anxiety]

What will they be living on? I mean besides love.

[Empress1]

Damn - Ashley was broke-broke.

[candall]

I'm not happy about the people in the upcoming season.  I don't want to see any more of Psycho Chance and Super-sperm Shawn.   And what's-her-name who was first with Lippy and then the Lil' Nicole guy?  They depress me.

[kacesq]

Ah so Ashley was living large on borrowed time. Got it.

[goofygirl]

Are they moving in with Mom Travis?  Lort.  That poor lady.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Travis is pissed that the gravy train never really existed.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I am the groom and I'm in the room!

I'm taking my vows just like milking cows!

Don't have no puffin but I got a muffin!

Got a new bride and a face she can ride!

DEAD. So very very dead. 

5 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Seeking a discrete Gentleman for Carriage Rides in the Country and possible muffin smuggling.  Contact Beatrice McP. Room 23 at Worthington Arms, Shepards Bush SW London 

You are on fire tonight, @Floatingbison!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

9 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Why are they getting married so fast again?

Cameron has places to go, people to see, parole to do while snuggling muffins.

[OoogleEyes]

I guess that I have to give Travis some muffins. His tattoos are easily hidden by a button down shirt. Not that he is a button down shirt kind of guy

[Keywestclubkid]

he has been in jail for 4 years how have you been waiting on him hand a foot? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ashley, Travis just said no. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I guess the wedding ring pool floaty was an essential item. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oops,  here we go. Ashley is going to have a full on wobbler in 3, 2....

MY BUSINESS IS FAILING AND I WANT POOL!! WAH!

[Empress1]

I like Travis more than Ashley.

[kacesq]

Ashley was really living in a fantasy, damn, it’s like Demi Moore in St Elmo’s Fire in the empty room

[Keywestclubkid]

I see that that ring shaped float was essential LOL 

[Auntie Anxiety]

What? Chris was contacting women? I’m shocked.

[Keywestclubkid]

I asked him nicely... girl we know you lying 

[Empress1]

Gabby looks just like her Mom in those glasses.

[Pepper Mostly]

Who among us has not grabbed the phone out of our spouse's hand when he or she is texting someone? 

Seriously. 

[Eldemarge]

@OoogleEyes  Okay, I found my muffin post from the 90 Day Fiance board lol:

" I just realized that Kim's face reminds me of the time I stuffed an entire breakfast muffin into my mouth to impress a guy and then realized it had nowhere to go from there.  It was giant and I couldn't chew it or swallow it.  I didn't want to spit it out in front of him. Everyone at the table was looking at me like wtf. I ended up running to the bathroom to spit it out.     

Yeah, that's right, your girl is SUAVE!  (I was 16)"

 

Ugh, Gabby... your mom was right.  

[kacesq]

Gabby seems like the assault really traumatized her. 

[Empress1]

What bones and teeth are broken?

[Keywestclubkid]

broke her bones and teeth? what? when? she was fine just there with all her teeth and no broken bones is she high? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gabby got what she really wanted all along. The money and no more husband.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I asked him nicely... girl we know you lying 

"I would very much like you to vacate the premises, Christopher. Please."

[kacesq]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

broke her bones and teeth? what? when? she was fine just there with all her teeth and no broken bones is she high? 

There are videos around of the assault.

[Gobi]

Just now, Empress1 said:

What bones and teeth are broken?

I'm guessing jaw bone and some teeth from a punch in the mouth.

[goofygirl]

Gabby, shut up.  You are a moron.

[OoogleEyes]

Many MANY red flags. Like a sea of red flags. Sooooo many flags 

[Keywestclubkid]

he got out she felt trapped with him having NO MONEY and got rid of him 100%

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

@OoogleEyes  Okay, I found my muffin post from the 90 Day Fiance board lol:

" I just realized that Kim's face reminds me of the time I stuffed an entire breakfast muffin into my mouth to impress a guy and then realized it had nowhere to go from there.  It was giant and I couldn't chew it or swallow it.  I didn't want to spit it out in front of him. Everyone at the table was looking at me like wtf. I ended up running to the bathroom to spit it out.     

Yeah, that's right, your girl is SUAVE!  (I was 16)"

 

Ugh, Gabby... your mom was right.  

I am now laughing like a hyena all over again. I have no idea why this image strikes me so funny but there you are. 

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Many MANY red flags. Like a sea of red flags. Sooooo many flags 

All the flags

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

What bones and teeth are broken?

I'm guessing it was Gabby who broke Chris's teeth. 

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

he got out she felt trapped with him having NO MONEY and got rid of him 100%

That was probably her plan all along. 

[Eldemarge]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Ashley was really living in a fantasy, damn, it’s like Demi Moore in St Elmo’s Fire in the empty room

I VIVIDLY remember this!  Dramaaaaa lol

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

@OoogleEyes  Okay, I found my muffin post from the 90 Day Fiance board lol:

" I just realized that Kim's face reminds me of the time I stuffed an entire breakfast muffin into my mouth to impress a guy and then realized it had nowhere to go from there.  It was giant and I couldn't chew it or swallow it.  I didn't want to spit it out in front of him. Everyone at the table was looking at me like wtf. I ended up running to the bathroom to spit it out.     

Yeah, that's right, your girl is SUAVE!  (I was 16)"

 

Ugh, Gabby... your mom was right.  

Two takeaways:

1.  Super funny story.

2.  I've been missing the boat on how to impress guys.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

I made peanut blossom cookies yesterday and had to give them away to friends because I couldn’t stop eating them.

Edited January 28, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[kacesq]

Where are they getting married? Hotel barbecue pit?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cameron thinks he’s an usher at the movie theatre.

[Keywestclubkid]

why was he pretending to file his nails? 

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

@OoogleEyes  Okay, I found my muffin post from the 90 Day Fiance board lol:

" I just realized that Kim's face reminds me of the time I stuffed an entire breakfast muffin into my mouth to impress a guy and then realized it had nowhere to go from there.  It was giant and I couldn't chew it or swallow it.  I didn't want to spit it out in front of him. Everyone at the table was looking at me like wtf. I ended up running to the bathroom to spit it out.     

OMG! Who DARES to scoff about the 90Day and the LAL gang?

Okay, Ladies, the throat punching line forms on the left

[SemiCharmedLife]

Oh, crap!  They got a cardboard cut out of his dad!  That freaked me out!

[goofygirl]

Is this why you have a cardboard cutout of your Dad at your wedding?  That is wild!

[kacesq]

Magic in the making….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Empress1]

Okay, the dad stuff is getting to me. I lost my dad. It hurts. It sucks.

That is a VERY high slit.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Oh, crap!  They got a cardboard cut out of his dad!  That freaked me out!

Jesus, I thought I was seeing things! 

Looks like "cardboard cutout of deceased parent attends wedding" needs a Bingo square.

[Keywestclubkid]

this moment has been magic in the making? CHIIIIIIIILD