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Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT


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I'm not happy about the people in the upcoming season.  I don't want to see any more of Psycho Chance and Super-sperm Shawn.   And what's-her-name who was first with Lippy and then the Lil' Nicole guy?  They depress me.

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5 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I am the groom and I'm in the room!

I'm taking my vows just like milking cows!

Don't have no puffin but I got a muffin!

Got a new bride and a face she can ride!

DEAD. So very very dead. 

5 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Seeking a discrete Gentleman for Carriage Rides in the Country and possible muffin smuggling.  Contact Beatrice McP. Room 23 at Worthington Arms, Shepards Bush SW London 

You are on fire tonight, @Floatingbison!

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@OoogleEyes  Okay, I found my muffin post from the 90 Day Fiance board lol:

" I just realized that Kim's face reminds me of the time I stuffed an entire breakfast muffin into my mouth to impress a guy and then realized it had nowhere to go from there.  It was giant and I couldn't chew it or swallow it.  I didn't want to spit it out in front of him. Everyone at the table was looking at me like wtf. I ended up running to the bathroom to spit it out.     

Yeah, that's right, your girl is SUAVE!  (I was 16)"

 

Ugh, Gabby... your mom was right.  

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Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

broke her bones and teeth? what? when? she was fine just there with all her teeth and no broken bones is she high? 

There are videos around of the assault.

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1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

@OoogleEyes  Okay, I found my muffin post from the 90 Day Fiance board lol:

" I just realized that Kim's face reminds me of the time I stuffed an entire breakfast muffin into my mouth to impress a guy and then realized it had nowhere to go from there.  It was giant and I couldn't chew it or swallow it.  I didn't want to spit it out in front of him. Everyone at the table was looking at me like wtf. I ended up running to the bathroom to spit it out.     

Yeah, that's right, your girl is SUAVE!  (I was 16)"

 

Ugh, Gabby... your mom was right.  

I am now laughing like a hyena all over again. I have no idea why this image strikes me so funny but there you are. 

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1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

What bones and teeth are broken?

I'm guessing it was Gabby who broke Chris's teeth. 

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

he got out she felt trapped with him having NO MONEY and got rid of him 100%

That was probably her plan all along. 

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2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

@OoogleEyes  Okay, I found my muffin post from the 90 Day Fiance board lol:

" I just realized that Kim's face reminds me of the time I stuffed an entire breakfast muffin into my mouth to impress a guy and then realized it had nowhere to go from there.  It was giant and I couldn't chew it or swallow it.  I didn't want to spit it out in front of him. Everyone at the table was looking at me like wtf. I ended up running to the bathroom to spit it out.     

Yeah, that's right, your girl is SUAVE!  (I was 16)"

 

Ugh, Gabby... your mom was right.  

Two takeaways:

1.  Super funny story.

2.  I've been missing the boat on how to impress guys.  

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3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

@OoogleEyes  Okay, I found my muffin post from the 90 Day Fiance board lol:

" I just realized that Kim's face reminds me of the time I stuffed an entire breakfast muffin into my mouth to impress a guy and then realized it had nowhere to go from there.  It was giant and I couldn't chew it or swallow it.  I didn't want to spit it out in front of him. Everyone at the table was looking at me like wtf. I ended up running to the bathroom to spit it out.     

OMG! Who DARES to scoff about the 90Day and the LAL gang?

Okay, Ladies, the throat punching line forms on the left

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Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Oh, crap!  They got a cardboard cut out of his dad!  That freaked me out!

Jesus, I thought I was seeing things! 

Looks like "cardboard cutout of deceased parent attends wedding" needs a Bingo square.

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