Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"I can't wait to feel your titties on my back." 

Look out ladies, he comes Mr. Suave!

He needs to learn a new love language. Or at least use a translator app.

[candall]

We seem to be loosening up the old censorship boundaries here on Season Four of LAL. 👀

[SemiCharmedLife]

It doesn't matter if they are members of a biker gang or a PTA mom, the friends of these deluded idiots always say the same thing- be careful, they are probably scamming you. 

[goofygirl]

4 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

The sign on the door literally says "NO HUG ZONE" This guys goes in and hugs his friend first thing. This pretty much sums up Texas during the pandemic.

Welp, those of us in healthcare in Texas sure got vaccinated AND boosted.  It's the doodyheaded patients who kept taking Ivermectin and then going to the hospital that made it rough!

[Ladystardust]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Welp, those of us in healthcare in Texas sure got vaccinated AND boosted.  It's the doodyheaded patients who kept taking Ivermectin and then going to the hospital that made it rough!

Bless you, healthcare worker. Vaxxed and boosted here too, but immunosuppressed so it's been a ride...

[Empress1]

Thirteen years?!

[Auntie Anxiety]

This woman threw away thirteen years of her life? Honey, you‘ll never get those years back. What a waste.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"I can't wait to feel your titties on my back." 

Look out ladies, he comes Mr. Suave!

Bet he goes up to women and says things like "So, are those things real?" while staring at her boobs. So smooth.

[Ladystardust]

I LIVE for these fake prison background pictures. I don't know why, but they crack me up.

[candall]

Thirteen years?

THIRTEEN FREAKING YEARS!?!

[LEILANI2]

Another one who thinks so much of themselves with the $40k ring but can't get a man in the free world.

[Gobi]

Sure, a guy right out of prison shouldn't have any problem dropping $40K on a ring.

[goofygirl]

LADY!!! $32K to 40K for an engagement ring!! From your boyfriend who's been in PRISON for 8 years!!  From DRUGS and GUNS!!

Is she related to Gabby??

[Auntie Anxiety]

There’s way to much information being bandied about this episode. Sharp is doing its best to keep their audience engaged.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Oh good she's already planning on breeding.....

[Pepper Mostly]

Sooooo, her ex-con guy is going to get a job as what? a chief operating officer at a Fortune 500 company? I hear they're gasping for the latest crop of recidivists. 

[Doublemint]

Those half-way house gigs don't pay enough for a $32,000 $40,000 engagement ring.  The guy will leave her for sure - after 13 years.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

I LIVE for these fake prison background pictures. I don't know why, but they crack me up.

SAME. They're like those old Olan Mills or Sears backgrounds. 

[JenE4]

You’ve been dating this man for 13 years while he’s in prison—and you’re not entirely sure what he’s in for—drugs…and um, maybe…guns? Wait, you want a $40,000 ring?!? This man has not had a job in at least 13 years! I hope he got beaten by guards and got a settlement like Gabby’s dude to make your princess delusions come true.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Sooooo, her ex-con guy is going to get a job as what? a chief operating officer at a Fortune 500 company? I hear they're gasping for the latest crop of recidivists. 

"No one wants to work anymore!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Oh good she's already planning on breeding.....

She has her unfertilized eggs trained to call him Daddy. (My autocorrect first wrote underutilized.)

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Sooooo, her ex-con guy is going to get a job as what? a chief operating officer at a Fortune 500 company? I hear they're gasping for the latest crop of recidivists. 

Maybe he's the heir to the Ritz Cracker fortune.  😉

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

She has her unfertilized eggs trained to call him Daddy. (My autocorrect first wrote underutilized.)

That too

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

SAME. They're like those old Olan Mills or Sears backgrounds. 

We have one when I was a kid where my brother is floating above my head. It's so creepy but it makes my brother and I laugh so hard.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Antoine looks like a winner. I’m sure Lacey will have no problems with him when he’s released.

[JenE4]

4 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

I LIVE for these fake prison background pictures. I don't know why, but they crack me up.

You know it’s probably the same photographer that does the mug shots. He’s like: It’s a slow day, let me expand my business here.

[candall]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Sure, a guy right out of prison shouldn't have any problem dropping $40K on a ring.

Well, let's see...   Thirty-five cents an hour multiplied by x hours per week multiplied by 52 multiplied by THIRTEEN FREAKING YEARS....

scribble scribble scribble

No ring.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

You’ve been dating this man for 13 years while he’s in prison—and you’re not entirely sure what he’s in for—drugs…and um, maybe…guns? Wait, you want a $40,000 ring?!? This man has not had a job in at least 13 years! I hope he got beaten by guards and got a settlement like Gabby’s dude to make your princess delusions come true.

Maybe he opened a savings account with the Federal Prison Credit Union. That interest isn't going to compound itself 

[Empress1]

3 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Those half-way house gigs don't pay enough for a $32,000 $40,000 engagement ring.  The guy will leave her for sure - after 13 years.

This is like Ray and Brittany. Remember when she saw his paycheck and realized just how broke he is?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

This is like Ray and Brittany. Remember when she saw his paycheck and realized just how broke he is?

Good times! Who knew that pasta would be so hard to find in the market these days?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Ten years age difference isn't that much, but I have a feeling she is lying about her age.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lacey, he’s your soulmate. He’d never lie or foresake you.

[LEILANI2]

If you have four small children and worry about a felon wanting to party, don't move his ass into your home.  Someone call CPS!

[Pepper Mostly]

SHE'S CATFISHING HIM. I wish I could see my face. Catfishing her soul mate. Is that even allowed?

Edited March 5, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Empress1]

Old-school paper and pen catfishing. Is she serious?!

[Maybeitsme]

Ha this is awesome 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Ten years age difference isn't that much, but I have a feeling she is lying about her age.  

Agree, and I do think the age gap is bigger when the younger one hasn’t done any adult things yet.

[Pepper Mostly]

Is Indie going back to the roach motel? It'll be like a homecoming. 

[OoogleEyes]

I'm retired and, granted, sometimes I get a little bored. But never so bored that I would dive into this bullshit 

[LEILANI2]

This girl should look into modeling instead of wasting time on this loser.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yolanda is hiding in Indie’s trunk, waiting to pounce.

[Gobi]

I was wondering, do you think any of these people are eager to have sex?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

My question, will Poppy Daddy pee on the couch?  

[Empress1]

She’s dragging her five-year-old around in the middle of the night. Put that child to bed!

[goofygirl]

Oh boy.  Indie's back in Ohio dragging her small daughter with her.  She can't WAIT to have SEX with Harry.  Fantastic.  This poor little girl.  At least she's got a grammy with some sense!

[TooMuchRealityTV]

I just can't with Indie having her child call Harry Daddy. If she wants to be dumb on her own fine, but don't drag the kid into it. She should have left her with her aunt.

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Gobi said:

I was wondering, do you think any of these people are eager to have sex?

Sharps and the producers are freaking creeps, why do they think we want all the details with the farting, pooping, and sexting.

Just the penis imprints is enough.

[JenE4]

She’s handwriting him a catfish letter to entrap him to prove his loyalty?!? Um, doesn’t he recognize your writing after all the years of correspondence? Doesn’t take a forensic scientist to crack this case. But I guess a person who goes after her best friend’s son after he’s imprisoned probably doesn’t have the brightest critical thinking skills.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lydia is like the Greek chorus.

[Ladystardust]

Where do they find these siblings? NO way in hell I take in a random girl (and her KID) that my brother met on the internet while he was in prison.