Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

TayLER: My sister lives with me

Pepper Mostly: Not for long, honey.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The inmate’s patsy is always the last to know, Rick.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I'm here, surrounded by toilet paper roses my felon made for me, and ready to snark!

[kacesq]

How much phone time does Kay get in lockup? Damn.

[Auntie Anxiety]

There’s a lot of klass at that Thanksgiving table.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Mama Raydean pulled out the best paper plates for the festive Thanksgiving repast. 

[kacesq]

Paper plates, right?

[OoogleEyes]

Oh gawd, the say what you're thankful thing.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raydeen’s smile lights up the whole room. 

[kacesq]

I forget...did RIck know about this season’s Puppy?

[Pepper Mostly]

Ramona's a stitch, I like her. 

[candall]

Who invited the shit-stirrer?

[Empress1]

Hello! I’m a little late but excited. My coworkers tried it with me today but I had a hot shower, a face mask, and now this. Yay!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rick, you have been and still ARE being cheated on. Get up and walk out.

[Gobi]

Because every threesome begins with Kay.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

They didn't even give Rick enough room to put his plate fully on the table. He is sooooooo welcome there. 

[For Cereals]

Just now, kacesq said:

I forget...did RIck know about this season’s Puppy?

Nope

[WaltersHair]

Sister's impression of Rick. DEAD

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Oh gawd, the say what you're thankful thing.

Come sit over here with me on the Eyeroll Couch. 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Raydeen’s smile lights up the whole room. 

Five minutes in, and DEAD. Thanks Auntie. Now I'm just a giggling ghost.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Sister's impression of Rick. DEAD

That was amazing 🤣

[OoogleEyes]

Ah, Family!

Holy smokes I can just imagine what me dear departed Ma would have to say about this dinner 

[Pepper Mostly]

Rick. Rick Rick Rick. Raydean will not have sex with you. Maybe a mercy fuck but after this you can forget it. 

[WaltersHair]

No, no, no. This is a bad as Stan in his Speedos

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I love that Raydean said she is gay, not bi.  The family had to remind her to say bi.  How else is she going to get Rick to keep opening his wallet? 

[Empress1]

Why doesn’t somebody do that baby’s hair?

[kacesq]

I feel bad for Nakoa.

[Gobi]

Chasing out the film crew precoitus. Mark your bingo cards!

[For Cereals]

So none of these folks hit up the Pottery Barn outlet or a Tuesday Morning…they all go for the headshop home furnishings…

[Auntie Anxiety]

🎶 I’m just wild about Harry and Harry’s going to eventually beat me up wild about me🎶🎶

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Because every threesome begins with Kay.

🎶Every threesome begins at Kay🎶

[candall]

Wow, Rick's somewhat more self-aware than his fellow LAL suckerbaits.  He only needed to be hit in the head with one brick.  Plus, it looks like he may even get laid.  

A silver loving cup for Hell's Grampy.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Why doesn’t somebody do that baby’s hair?

Clearly Nakoa's aunties and grandma were doing her hair and taking care of her.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

No, no, no. This is a bad as Stan in his Speedos

I'm just waiting, all a-cringe, for the next scene in which Raydean describes his manly bits. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Indie did so much contouring she looks skeletal. 

[goofygirl]

Evening fellow snarkers!  I'm so excited.  My halfway house rules said I could watch tonight!

Are we surprised that Harry has ALREADY cheated on Indie??  I mean, he only planned to live until 16....  He's WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY past his expiration date.  Ugh.  He's horrible.

But Indie did all this to herself.  I don't feel sorry for her at all.  I DO feel sorry for her poor little daughter.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Time for Yolanda to get her ass out there and set Harry straight.

I see Harry is self-medicating for the stress.

[kacesq]

This loser doesn’t understand parole does he? He thinks he should do whatever he wants 

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Rick. Rick Rick Rick. Raydean will not have sex with you. Maybe a mercy fuck but after this you can forget it. 

All I can think about is her breath with those rotted teeth 

[Pepper Mostly]

Harry is utterly baffled that Indie isn't running for the hills.

[candall]

Is Harry starting an eyebrow gash trend?  

I'm intrigued.

[Ladystardust]

Is he wearing a pink scrunchie?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Indie did so much contouring she looks skeletal. 

Well, she had plenty of time, what with Harry coming back so late and all. God forbid she do her baby's hair or anything. 

[JenE4]

Man Harry is gaslighting hard. How dare you control me by asking where I was all night until 10 in the morning? She probably thought you were arrested or dead in a ditch.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Harry is utterly baffled that Indie isn't running for the hills.

I think he’s doing the classic “act like an asshole so she’ll dump him and let him off the hook” thing. Oldest trick in the book.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

If Harry makes it a full year on the outside without a parole violation I will be truly shocked. Dude is clearly and admittedly high on camera.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Maybe Harry had sexy time with another woman, but it wasn’t anything spiritual.

[Maybeitsme]

WTH was that? Talk about talking in circles. Gaslighting is right. Harry we see you ...

[Empress1]

Just now, TooMuchRealityTV said:

If Harry makes it a full year on the outside without a parole violation I will be truly shocked. Dude is clearly and admittedly high on camera.

He’s already violated like three times! Drinking, not being at the place he paroled to, and I think his friend is a felon, which is against the rules.

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Man Harry is gaslighting hard. How dare you control me by asking where I was all night until 10 in the morning? She probably thought you were arrested or dead in a ditch.

If only......

[LEILANI2]

Harry treating her like crap and cheating on her every chance he gets to get rid of her and she refuses to take the hint.