Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

Tayler? Seriously? 

She's utterly charmed by how he "flirted" with a bank teller and robbed her. Dear lord, another one. Dumb as a brick. 

[Empress1]

Her friend is straight up trying not to laugh.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance showed up on “World’s Stupidest Criminals” show.

He’s related to Brad Pitt. Okay.

[Doublemint]

Chancey is a Brad Pitt lookalike - who knew? 

[Ladystardust]

Oh, this is a new one. Brad Pitt?

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[TooMuchRealityTV]

  On 3/5/2022 at 2:10 AM, Empress1 said:

Is this chick … all there?

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Is anyone in this franchise all there?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Great.  Another controlling asshole.  Ask Rachel how that worked out with Doug.

[Auntie Anxiety]

That’s her twin sister? Oy vey iz mir.

[Gobi]

Hope there's a cornfield near the prison.

[WaltersHair]

This man's name is Chance. Here's what Merriam Webster has to say

1 a : something that happens unpredictably without discernible human intention or observable cause

[Pepper Mostly]

  On 3/5/2022 at 2:11 AM, Auntie Anxiety said:

He’s related to Brad Pitt. Okay.

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And he's also a secret CIA agent, undercover. And the heir to the Ritz Cracker fortune. 

[candall]

Missouri is so cruelly represented.  First Muskrat Stan and now "Tayler."  Rly?  I wonder if her sister Bobbie is named "Roburta."

[Gobi]

Oh, great. Stan 2.0.

[Doublemint]

Her Sister is a jailbird too?  That's different.

[Ladystardust]

Bobbie is wearing a wedding band set...I wonder if her husband lives there too.

[goofygirl]

  On 3/5/2022 at 2:11 AM, Doublemint said:

Chancey is a Brad Pitt lookalike - who knew? 

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Nobody but this dumbass!! And seriously, she also needs some glasses!

[kacesq]

OMG they’re giving Mama June another season? Good Lord.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Chance is "literally going to be glued to [her] all the time."  That will be awkward when she needs to use the toilet. 

[Ladystardust]

Well, someone heard there was a tv crew in town...

[Maybeitsme]

She's giving Chance a chance. Whoo boy

[Ladystardust]

WHY does TLC keep giving Mama June shows???

[OoogleEyes]

  On 3/5/2022 at 2:13 AM, Pepper Mostly said:

And he's also a secret CIA agent, undercover. And the heir to the Ritz Cracker fortune. 

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No, *I'm* the heir to the Ritz cracker fortune!

[SemiCharmedLife]

  On 3/5/2022 at 2:14 AM, Ladystardust said:

WHY does TLC keep giving Mama June shows???

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Hers is quite a sad story arc.  I don't think the tv fame and money is benefitting her.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

  On 3/5/2022 at 2:14 AM, Maybeitsme said:

She's giving Chance a chance. Whoo boy

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Probably took her a month to think of that. 🙄

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mama June? That’s a hard no for me.

Oh, @Floatingbison couldn’t join us tonight as he was en route to a half marathon in Malibu. Since he notified me early and showed all the requisite documentation, I told him we won’t deduct any snark points from his snark score.

[JenE4]

I’m guessing a “grocery store bank” doesn’t have as strict training for their tellers? I’m guessing they would probably teach you on day 1 not to hand cash over to a guy who asks you nicely, even if he looks like Brad Pitt…if you were given those glaucoma testing eye drops at the optometrist that dilates your pupils do you can’t really see. (I’m a few minutes behind.)

[Ladystardust]

Oh dear. I thought she said "sipping paint" instead of "sip and paint".

[candall]

I know it's important to push a lot of character development during a pilot episode, but this is a whirlwind.  My head is spinning!  I just saw a blurry grey shape through the fly in some old man's plaid flannel boxers.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lacey filed for divorce for this loser. She shows some excellent judgment.

[goofygirl]

  On 3/5/2022 at 2:13 AM, kacesq said:

OMG they’re giving Mama June another season? Good Lord.

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ITA.  I'm over Mama June and all her crazy.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, just look at the winning smile on Antoine! 

Seriously this woman is pushing forty! What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck??

[OoogleEyes]

  On 3/5/2022 at 2:17 AM, Ladystardust said:

Oh dear. I thought she said "sipping paint" instead of "sip and paint".

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With this group, who knows?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lacey took a few minutes off from the meth pipe in order to film this scene.

[Empress1]

  On 3/5/2022 at 2:19 AM, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, just look at the winning smile on Antoine! 

Seriously this woman is pushing forty! What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck??

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“Dating” a man who has never had a long-term job. I wish the fuck I would.

[Ladystardust]

I'm not a great judge of age, but I feel like she looks much older than 38. It might be the makeup.

[Gobi]

"I'm attracted to Mama's bad boys."

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Worry more about his mom than his great life choices.  Ugh.  These folks.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Lacey's doing a good job of setting up her storyline this season-  problems between mom and Lacey.

[Pepper Mostly]

  On 3/5/2022 at 2:20 AM, Ladystardust said:

I'm not a great judge of age, but I feel like she looks much older than 38. It might be the makeup.

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I was thinking the same, she looks jowly. Sometimes if you squint and tilt your head a little, she has a passing resemblance to Mariah Carey. Or Mariah Carey's skanky, sweaty, low rent cousin. 

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[Empress1]

  On 3/5/2022 at 2:19 AM, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, just look at the winning smile on Antoine! 

Seriously this woman is pushing forty! What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck??

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“Dating” a man who has never had a long-term job. I wish the fuck I would.

[WaltersHair]

Ranch Water?

[Empress1]

A “gently used baby daddy.” I CANNOT.

[Ladystardust]

This guy is creepy as hell.

[Auntie Anxiety]

This guy has Use Me tattooed on his forehead.

[Ladystardust]

  On 3/5/2022 at 2:22 AM, WaltersHair said:

Ranch Water?

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I never heard of it until a couple months ago and now I see it everywhere. Apparently it's tequila and mineral water.

[Gobi]

Cut it on the bias!

[Empress1]

Kevin is ugly. I’m sorry, that’s uncharitable but he is.

[Pepper Mostly]

  On 3/5/2022 at 2:23 AM, Gobi said:

Cut it on the bias!

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Cut my meat for me, big boy. On the bias. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

What are the chances that she chooses Chance over her twin sister? Frankly, I don’t think Twinny would allow it.

[Pepper Mostly]

  On 3/5/2022 at 2:24 AM, Empress1 said:

Kevin is ugly. I’m sorry, that’s uncharitable but he is.

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He is very, VERY unattractive. He looks like one of those cavemen in dioramas at the science museum.