Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Maybe the cat will eat his face while he's sleeping 🤷‍♀️

We can only hope . . . 

[Doublemint]

Chances are -- cause I wear a silly grin the moment you come into view,

chances are that I'm in love with you...  (only old people will get this)

[Auntie Anxiety]

Now for more words of wisdom from Raylen’s father in 3....2....1

[OoogleEyes]

🎶Chances are....🎶

Goddammit you assholes. Do NOT ruin Johnny Mathis for me

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The dog is sniffing Raydean.  Why?  Because dog's love the smell of garbage. 

[Ladystardust]

Good Lord those meth teeth.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Corn casserole must be like corn pudding?

[Pepper Mostly]

Will Raydean be able to tuck into that pie with those choppers in the state they're in? I am concerned.

[Empress1]

“I don’t want to go back to prison, I want to stay here.” That’s … the point. Where’s all that “it feels so good to be a wild child” now?

[TooMuchRealityTV]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

We can only hope . . . 

Personally, I think the cat deserves better.

[Gobi]

"You've gotten so big, bro! I guess the broomstick wound didn't stunt your growth."

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Raydean could eat corn through a picket fence. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"I have a lot of love for him. And his bankbook".

[Empress1]

“I have love for him.” Mmm-hmm. Raydean ain’t slick.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Father Raydean doesn't really need to hear about Rick(?) getting a boner when Raydean was released.

[Empress1]

Poor dumb Rick.

[Pepper Mostly]

Rick does have a pleasant speaking voice. He'd be a good hair stylist or massage therapist. Its so soft and soothing. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Rick slowly starts to realize he is only a wallet. 

[Gobi]

Looks like the Cracker doesn't want a Poly.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Good to see things get even more klassy next week.

[goofygirl]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Definitely. And he’ll bring her some make-up gas station flowers the next day.

To the hospital.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Looks like the Cracker doesn't want a Poly.

@Gobi, you are on FIRE tonight. Bravo!

[Ladystardust]

Caveman brawl!!!

Can't wait for next week.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Well, bunkies, it's been fun!  I've got to get these strippers heels off cause my boo is apparently not getting out today after all.  See you next time!

[Maybeitsme]

That was fun 😄 

Later gaters 

[Gobi]

Tip top snark tonight. I'm off to the 1/4 house now. Till next time.

[goofygirl]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Corn casserole must be like corn pudding?

Yes.  Delicious!!!

[Doublemint]

You're on fire tonight!    See some of you for 90 Day on Sunday.  Have a great weekend.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Great snark as usual. Have a fine weekend and enjoy the warmer weather. Stay safe, be strong and live your best life, y’all.

[OoogleEyes]

Holy smokes! Stay tuned! Truly, this is the best live snark ever.  BEYOND 90 Days. 

Have a great weekend, pen pals. See yinz dahn the street!

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, peeps, thanks for all the laughs! It was great conversating with you all. Looking forward to seeing some of you Sunday for 90 Day. Be safe, and lets all hope for a more peaceful world. 

[candall]

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Now for more words of wisdom from Raylen’s father in 3....2....1

Probably not styling tips, though.

 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Well, bunkies, it's wrap on another episode of "I have a secret!"  See you all next week when yet more secrets will be exposed.

[OoogleEyes]

Happy Friday Night Behind Bars! Or Behind THE Bar, you choose. 

I'm not telling what I'm doing, because I Have a Secret.

Edited March 26, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola, cellies! Looking forward to conversating with you all! Has everyone had a good week?

[Gobi]

Not sure I approve of this poly-snarking, but I'm here anyway.

[Ladystardust]

Did everyone remember to order your commissary snacks?

[Pepper Mostly]

I am horrified anew by the state of Raydean's choppers. Girl. 

[For Cereals]

I made it!  Finished work, everyone has been fed, watered and walked!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Did everyone remember to order your commissary snacks?

We are limiting the amount of Jolly Rancher candies that can be ordered. I think you know why.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Did everyone remember to order your commissary snacks?

Ramen!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Don’t worry about the commissary snacks, folks. I stopped at the local McDonald’s and bought Big Macs for all my prison friends.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I am horrified anew by the state of Raydean's choppers. Girl. 

Teeth before Boobs!

[WaltersHair]

Trunk Baloney in da House!

[Pepper Mostly]

Rick has the dulcet voice of an FM DJ from the 70's.

[kacesq]

Good evening friends!!

[For Cereals]

So after last week, who believes in elves?

[Pepper Mostly]

That's right! Tonight is Cavemen on Parade! Think they'll go on a mastodon hunt? 

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Trunk Baloney in da House!

My favorite,  I could eat it every day 

[OoogleEyes]

Battle of The Tattooed dudes