Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Ladystardust]

I already forgot this couple.

[Pepper Mostly]

Martel is BAKED. They must have stopped at the pot shop.

[kacesq]

Yeah, you’re high caliber, Martel.

[Empress1]

Martel is good-looking. [ducks]

[candall]

Jakelyn.  Holy shit.  Were they trying to nail down Jacqueline?  🥴

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Martel is quite a catch.

He's been caught before.  13 years worth of caught. 

[Gobi]

Did Martel even take the needle out of his arm for the TH?

[OoogleEyes]

This guy is still livin' the life. Yeah, he'll be back inside shortly 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Martel was the one who had cocaine, crack and firearms in his car...

[Ladystardust]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Martel was the one who had cocaine, crack and firearms in his car...

OHH now I remember. They just happened to be in there. The police shouldn't have been looking.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Kaylah is doing a good job as his taxi driver.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next, Martel wants to stop at the nearest Burger King to buy food for his halfway housemates.

[goofygirl]

Kaylah, Martel has a MILLION friends to talk to and you just had a complete two minutes with him ALL BY YOURSELF.  The crowd needs to speak with the Martel.

 

I really want to NEVER EVER see or hear about Mama June again. Go on away puleez.

Edited March 19, 2022 by goofygirl

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Yeah, you’re high caliber, Martel.

Well, Whatsherface seems to think he'll be embarking on a high powered career which will easily support his purchase of a $40,000 ring. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Martel was the one who had cocaine, crack and firearms in his car...

Like we all do.  Damn police dog sniffing things out!

[Empress1]

Yeah, sis, you’re not gonna convince an ex-con, who has had every movement tracked inside and probably STILL has the state tracking him, to drop a pin on his location. Nope, girl. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Martel was the one who had cocaine, crack and firearms in his car...

Butbutbut, it was a borrowed car, the drugs and firearms weren’t his, and he didnt know anything about nothing.

[Doublemint]

Harry's so crazy about Indie he "wants to run".   Go home girl.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Like we all do.  Damn police dog sniffing things out!

If we can't even keep our crack in the car anymore, where is this world heading??

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Martel wants to see his “niece.” 

I need a *sigh* button along with the *rolling eyes* button 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Lindsey, of Flappy and Lindsey, also was in a car that had guns and drugs that she in no way knew anything at all about ever. As we know, all of her problems were because she was so pretty that people were jealous. 🙄

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I need a *sigh* button along with the *rolling eyes* button 

The meager number of possibilities is problematic.

[Empress1]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Lindsey, of Flappy and Lindsey, also was in a car that had guns and drugs that she in no way knew anything at all about ever. AQs we know, all of her problems were because she was so pretty that people were jealous. 🙄

That’s the long-haired one I was thinking of!

[OoogleEyes]

WHY IS HARRY DRIVING 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m 💯 certain that Harry isn’t going to smoke a blunt in his friend’s basement.

[Gobi]

I thought that when you were on parole, you weren't allowed to associate with other cons?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Butbutbut, it was a borrowed car, the drugs and firearms weren’t his, and he didnt know anything about nothing.

And he has no idea how that refrigerator got there. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I looked away and knew it was Indie:  "like, like, like, like, like . . . ."

[SemiCharmedLife]

Don't trip about Harry seeing other felons, Indie...   There's just something called "parole."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Indie’s psychic needs to be #1 on Indie’s speed dial, because she’s going to need some guidance.

[Pepper Mostly]

Does Harry understand that Indie considers them "spiritually married"? I feel that he doesn't. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

As long as they are in prison, they will tell you everything you want to hear, but when they get out, it's another story.   Run, Indie, run!

[candall]

Indie nags Harry out the car window until she drives beyond hearing range.

Edited March 19, 2022 by candall

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Harry already questioning his choices.  Has he talked to his psychic about what he should do? 

[Ladystardust]

NO. You should not keep on with this if you have no plans to marry her! Jesus. What is wrong with these people?

[Pepper Mostly]

I love that they show us these intimate scenes of a couple of dudes, sitting around talking about their feelings, as guys do. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Does Harry understand that Indie considers them "spiritually married"? I feel that he doesn't. 

He's spiritually cheating on her.

[goofygirl]

4 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Lindsey, of Flappy and Lindsey, also was in a car that had guns and drugs that she in no way knew anything at all about ever. AQs we know, all of her problems were because she was so pretty that people were jealous. 🙄

And isn't poor old Doante dating Lindsey now?

[Empress1]

This is going to implode SPECTACULARLY.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Harry knows he needs to keep the plot interesting if they are going to be asked back for yet another season.

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I love that they show us these intimate scenes of a couple of dudes, sitting around talking about their feelings, as guys do. 

I actually do like it! Men should have real conversations.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Harry's braid pattern makes me think he has a marijuana leaf on his head. 

[Empress1]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Harry knows he needs to keep the plot interesting if they are going to be asked back for yet another season.

And I’m sure Indie’s giving him money.

[Pepper Mostly]

Harry wants to run. Right back to jail. 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

And isn't poor old Doante dating Lindsey now?

WHAT

[Ladystardust]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Harry's braid pattern makes me think he has a marijuana leaf on his head. 

I wouldn't be shocked if that was intended.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I love that they show us these intimate scenes of a couple of dudes, sitting around talking about their feelings, as guys do. 

What? That happens, like, um, okay, never?

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

And isn't poor old Doante dating Lindsey now?

I'd forgotten about that 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I'd forgotten about that 

I need details IMMEDIATELY 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I'd forgotten about that 

I really thought they were going to be on this season.