S14.E07: This is My Decision Day

[Auntie Anxiety]

Do these people talk in riddles or is it just me not understanding what they hell they are trying to say?

[Crashcourse]

I like Mark being completely honest with Lindsey.  That was raw. 

[Mindthinkr]

Lindsay has the attention span of a gnat. 

[Mr. Miner]

4 minutes ago, candall said:

Steve did this?

I don’t know? I’m just snarking on “Mr. Free Spirit”.

[Straycat80]

I think what Mark is trying to say is that he’s afraid to express his feelings to Lindsay because she goes from zero to hot mess in 0.9. and she refuses to admit that. On the positive side she does seem to care about what Mark is going through. 

Edited February 17, 2022 by Straycat80

[JenE4]

Pastor Cal and every viewer at home is like, really Lindsey?! Roll the tape!

[candall]

Oh dear.  Mark liked Lindsey at first and they had good sex, and now he's embarrassed to say that the more he got to know her, the less he liked her and her loudness and her OTT persona.

I feel sorry for her that he has come to feel that way, but she is rather a lot.  : (

[cardigirl]

6 minutes ago, Gator Stud said:

 Boston is not expensive.

https://www.trulia.com/p/ma/mattapan/35-goodale-rd-mattapan-ma-02126--2001508466

If you want to live in a high crime area. 
Boston is the 4th most expensive city in the United States. 
 

[Empress1]

15 minutes ago, Gator Stud said:

 Boston is not expensive.

https://www.trulia.com/p/ma/mattapan/35-goodale-rd-mattapan-ma-02126--2001508466

Yes it is. That link I posted is for home sale prices; the rental market is one of the most expensive in the country too. Might be #3, behind NYC and SF. Average rent for a one-bedroom in Boston is around $2500.

Edited February 17, 2022 by Empress1

[LennieBriscoe]

Lindsey in doses! That's it, Pastor Cal! 👍

[candall]

Mark is sitting on that couch looking like he wishes he'd never heard of Married At First Sight.

Just now, LennieBriscoe said:

Lindsey in doses! That's it, Pastor Cal! 👍

Microdoses.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Mark is sitting on that couch looking like he wishes he'd never heard of Married At First Sight.

Don’t forget that this is his second bite at the apple.

[candall]

Alyssa!  I can't tell you how much more enjoyable this show is without YOU.

[LennieBriscoe]

Mark the Shark didn't expect Lindsey the Orca! 

[Elizzikra]

Interesting outfit ACE chose for this meeting; overall shorts with lace trim. Is she trying to look young, innocent and naive. Fooling no one, ACE.

[candall]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Don’t forget that this is his second bite at the apple.

I know he tried out for the show before, but when they didn't pick him, he just sat around for four years and waited for them to come around again.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Like shut up with your uptalking, like?

[Mindthinkr]

Ice can’t find one positive thing about Chris? I strongly think she is not into this marriage. Or him. 

[candall]

I need Pastor Cal to smack Alyssa around just a little bit harder.  You can't let her get away with that bullshit.

[Straycat80]

This is so stupid, ACE has no intention of making this marriage work. She doesn’t like Chris, she’s not attracted to him. She wants to stay on TV. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Someone needs to remind Alyssa that yes, her shit does smell.

[Mindthinkr]

Now we are finally getting a glimpse of why this episode is called Decision Day. 

[LennieBriscoe]

"This is my decision day." AKA, tired of your BS, Alyssa!

[CSunshine76]

Wait. Alyssa, the dog rescuer is….hold on now, ALLERGIC TO DOGS?

Does this bitch think anyone believes the lies coming out of her mouth? She is delusional!! 

[JenE4]

Alyssa’s all: These few days at home made me realize production was no longer going to bend to my temper tantrums and demands, and I need to interact with you if I want to be on TV.

[LennieBriscoe]

You da MAN, Chris! 😃👍😎

[candall]

WTF???  She's supposed to be this huge animal lover, animal rescuer, ''animals over people', cowboy wedding boots, yadda yadda yadda, and her latest complaint about Chris is that he has a big dog--just as she has a big dog--AND SHE'S ALLERGIC?????

 

Oh, no, what?  "I just feel like I worked so hard."  AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH

[Mindthinkr]

Ice “…the disrespect…”.  What? When? Where? 
Is she delusional? 

[Empress1]

DRAG HER CHRIS. 

[Straycat80]

Yes Chris! Finally! I can’t believe she’s trying to blame Chris for everything going wrong. And the fake tears. Bye Bitch! 

[Crashcourse]

YESSSSSSSS!!!

Bye bye bitch.

[Kiss my mutt]

Great, now bitch gonna play the victim. 

[LennieBriscoe]

6 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

DRAG HER CHRIS. 

Bwahaha! Chris cuts off her TV time! Buh-BYE!

[Mr. Miner]

Go live your miserable life bitch. 🖕🏻

[Mindthinkr]

Why did Ice have her phone on the couch? Was she secretly recording their conversation? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have to give Chris credit for not screaming at the delusional ACE. 

[LennieBriscoe]

 

[Empress1]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I have to give Chris credit for not screaming at the delusional ACE. 

Chris handled himself very well throughout. He should leave this with his head up.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like Mark the Shark addresses the real problem he has with Lindsey. I continue to contend that she’s a functional alcoholic and it reminds him of his last failed relationship.

[Straycat80]

And next week Mark and Lindsay implode. And maybe Noi and Steve. Still think this season will be a 5/5 failure. 

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Looks like Mark the Shark addresses the real problem he has with Lindsey. I continue to contend that she’s a functional alcoholic and it reminds him of his last failed relationship.

I think you are on to something. She was day drinking before Pastor Cal got there. I saw a half empty bottle on the kitchen island. 

[Crashcourse]

Alyssa walked out with her face broke.  I loved it!

[Rightside]

Oh Alyssa, cry me a river!!!

[candall]

2 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Bwahaha! Chris cuts off her TV time! Buh-BYE!

I guess that was literally the only power he had over her.  "Your television career is over."

He showed amazing restraint.  I'm a very mild-mannered person and I want to slap her.

 

 

I would be happy to watch the Afterparty show, because I'm enjoying the Livechat, but I refuse to be roped into "My Killer Body."    Goodnight, snarkers.

[JenE4]

Come on, Ace! No matter how much you dab under your eyes and stare up into the recessed lighting in attempts to make them tear up, you don’t get to play the victim here.  Chris should have called her out on it: Oh, did you change your mind and are ready to fully commit to working on our marriage? 

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, candall said:

I would be happy to watch the Afterparty show, because I'm enjoying the Livechat, but I refuse to be roped into "My Killer Body."    Goodnight, snarkers.

Same here. I couldn’t get off that channel fast enough once they started showing pictures of procedures going wrong. Sweet Dreams everyone. 

[Gator Stud]

33 minutes ago, cardigirl said:

If you want to live in a high crime area. 
Boston is the 4th most expensive city in the United States. 
 

Here is how much it cost to live in the hood in LA.  This is what you call expensive.

https://www.trulia.com/p/ca/compton/904-e-stockton-ave-compton-ca-90221--2115727908

https://www.trulia.com/p/ca/compton/1800-n-santa-fe-ave-compton-ca-90221--2115723175

[buttersister]

I’M A GOOD PERSON! 🤡

And GOOD, you’re off my TV!!! Thanks, Chris! Best of luck!

 

[Rightside]

Now Alyssa doesn't get four weeks alone at the apartment to be with all the girls!! 

 

[kristen111]

25 minutes ago, Kiss my mutt said:

Noi is being ridiculous saying it has to be three kids. It’s not like you get to fill out an order form and she’s not a spring chicken, and the crying that her husband might not make enough money for her taste. She has a job, I’m assuming. 

Why all the talk about how many kids?  What about miscarriages or not being able to become pregnant?  Aren’t they jumping the gun too soon about how many kids they want?