Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[SemiCharmedLife]

Wow!  The proposal did not even pause Tai for a minute.  She's cold.  Oh, well, it's just Hottie, the cheater.

[Empress1]

NO FUCKING WAY

[Pepper Mostly]

TWIST! Boston has a ring too! That Hottie is a smooth operator! 

[OoogleEyes]

BINGO

I never thought that "let's go to bingo" would be on our bingo cards 

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Let’s start at the very beginning… that’s a very good place to start 

Giving Shawn a run for his money.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Wow, what a prince. How long before Tai v.s Boston round two?

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So Tai left that surrogate proposer in the house wqhwuke she fields calls from all her inmates boyfriends? I’m sure Hottie has a few tricks up his sleeve.

You called it!

[goofygirl]

I KNEW IT!!!!  Hottie's gonna give Boston a dang ring too!!  

This was a great first episode.  Looks like we have our new group of kooks to snark about next week.

SemiCharmedLife, have a fabulous time in Hawaii!!  It's beautiful!!!

[SemiCharmedLife]

That was fun!  I'm going to pack for my tropical vacay.  See you all in 2 weeks!  Aloha!

[JenE4]

Wow!! That was an M Night Shyamalan twist ending right there! Just when you start feeling bad for Hottie with Tai lining up her multiple men—there’s a ring for Hottie, too?!?! Notice these rings are just loose in a pocket—no box or anything. Something is telling me they might not be actual diamonds…

Edited October 22, 2022 by JenE4

[Gobi]

Well, I have to go snark with another group. Uncle! I have to snark with my uncle.

Till next time.

[Empress1]

That was … something! Very snarkable.

Edited October 22, 2022 by Empress1

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, bunkies, that was a great first night. Thanks for all the laughs. See you at recreation.  I love you all! MWAH!

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

That was fun!  I'm going to pack for my tropical vacay.  See you all in 2 weeks!  Aloha!

A loooo HA!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Something is telling me they might not be actual diamonds…

Sharp knows that those rings usually end up being thrown into someone’s face or down a toilet (going for the dramatic effect), so there’s no point in subsidizing an actual diamond ring.

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Well, I have to go snark with another group. Uncle! I have to snark with my uncle.

Till next time.

You know my uncle, right? Yeah he went to jail. Let go do bingo this week...

[candall]

Have a great trip, @SemiCharmedLife.  Mahalo, Snark Team Six.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

That's a wrap on episode 1.  Next week, it might be wedding day.  Can't go wrong with prison nuptials.  I've got to get back in the studio.  I have new songs to put out and videos to record. Don't worry.  I'll still be able to meet you at bingo.

Until next week, stay away from the lawman, if you rent a car check the trunk for drugs, money, and guns, and get your nails done.  There are things that need stabbing; you need classy nails for that! 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S02.E02: Secret Prison Wedding

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Justine's secret prison wedding is revealed to her felon fiance's family.

Original air date 2022.10.27

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola bunkies! I may have some trouble keeping up because, inspired by Justine and Tai's sophisticated style, I had six inch talons glued to my fingers. But my prison boos love them. 

Has everyone had a good week? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The company catering the jailhouse wedding reception, Meals on Squeals.

[Gobi]

Hi everyone. Today I learned that self-tattooing my face while looking in the mirror, I should have realized that it would be backwards on my face. D'oh!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m still absolutely fixated on those nails. 

[OoogleEyes]

I have my wedding leggings on. I hope that I'm not overdressed...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

Hi everyone. Today I learned that self-tattooing my face while looking in the mirror, I should have realized that it would be backwards on my face. D'oh!

Do you remember when Robert Downey(?), the chain-smoking talk show host, did that?

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

The company catering the jailhouse wedding reception, Meals on Squeals.

Will you be here all week? I'll tip the waitstaff!

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Do you remember when Robert Downey(?), the chain-smoking talk show host, did that?

I do (Morton Downey). I think Charles Manson made the same mistake, also.

Edited October 29, 2022 by Gobi

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raise your hand if you’ve received an engagement ring from Hottie. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Aloha from Hawaii bunkies! I’m on my way to a luau. Will catch you all next week! 🌺🌴🌋🌊🏝🐬🏖

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hottie likes to hedge his bets.

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Aloha from Hawaii bunkies! I’m on my way to a luau. Will catch you all next week! 🌺🌴🌋🌊🏝🐬🏖

Have fun!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hard to believe that these are all grown ass adults. With the IQ of a squash, but adults nonetheless.

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m still absolutely fixated on those nails. 

I only see the nails when she's petting her weave.  Speaking with whatshisname's family, she literally could not go two seconds without reaching up and stroking her long wavy fake hair.  Kind of a self-soother thing, I guess.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I have my wedding leggings on. I hope that I'm not overdressed...

Girl, same! I'm wearing my fleece lined ones since its a bit chilly here. But they're very classy, with stars and moons and planets printed on them, in gold. Yes, real gold you jealous bitches. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

6 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Hi everyone. Today I learned that self-tattooing my face while looking in the mirror, I should have realized that it would be backwards on my face. D'oh!

Antoine?  Is that you?  Oh wait, he didn't learn from his mistake. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Justine thinks she’s so clever for landing a drug dealer. Oy vey iz mir.

[Eldemarge]

Got my lashes and nails on.  Ready for some wholesome true love!

[OoogleEyes]

Are those her kids in the car? Jaysus 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Aloha from Hawaii bunkies! I’m on my way to a luau. Will catch you all next week! 🌺🌴🌋🌊🏝🐬🏖

Aloha! I hope you are having a wonderful time!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I had a doctor's appointment today.  The medical assistant was wearing LAL/LDL level false eyelashes.  She did not, however, seem to have a weave or talons, so I didn't ask if her boo was in prison. 

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Girl, same! I'm wearing my fleece lined ones since its a bit chilly here. But they're very classy, with stars and moons and planets printed on them, in gold. Yes, real gold you jealous bitches. 

Ooooh. Fleece lined.... I am jelly 

[WaltersHair]

I'm wearing my crew Gold Toed Socks and my sparkle clip in. Let's go!

[Keywestclubkid]

lock down just got lifted here .... didn't think I was gonna make it ... lets get messy with these messes 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

And mom nopes out.  How do the mother's have so much sense while their kids have none? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Who among us doesn’t get a little verklempt when someone announces their next day wedding plans from jail?

[Keywestclubkid]

she hasn't added any new men? lol 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Ooooh. Fleece lined.... I am jelly 

Old Navy and Torrid both have lovely fleece lined leggings, they are very comfy and cozy! 

Check your Bingo cards for the "wedding dress shopping" scene!

[Gobi]

🎶I'm getting married in the jailhouse! Ding dong, the alarms are going to chime!🎵

Edited October 29, 2022 by Gobi

[Keywestclubkid]

from who? you could have got it from ANYbody ...lol yes with the shade from the friend 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bridal Chateau? That sounds like a name in a skit on Saturday Night Live.