Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Poor Melissa peaked in high school and it’s been downhill from there. What a sad life.

Peaked. That's truly sad that her drab, depressing high school years were her peak. 

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Tattooed Friend must be his Prison Poontang Coach. 

It's niche work, but it pays well.

[Maybeitsme]

Melissa is almost 40? Mentally still in high school and is proud that this jailbird is finally giving her the time of day. 

His momma doesn't sound very happy about it either 😒  this is sad

[candall]

I have to say, this is one of the better storylines--the hot guy who didn't give her the time of day in high school is now a lonely inmate and VERY interested.  [in getting some money on his books.]

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Peaked. That's truly sad that her drab, depressing high school years were her peak. 

Especially given that she was not popular in highschool and doesn't seem to have had a great HS experience. 

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Is he paying a guy to be his "friend". He's taking notes, giving positive feedback. He's like an entry-level employee.

He's an intern, from Dartmouth. Highly recommended by the alumni association and Sal's Pawn Shop and Loan Sharking.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tai’s going to marry Hottie just to spite all the naysayers. I can’t think of a better reason to tie the knot.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

"That and $12 will get you a lot."  Tai, not savvy enough to get the ring appraised.  Could be a damn nice CZ for all she knows. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Especially given that she was not popular in highschool and doesn't seem to have had a great HS experience. 

Exactly! 

[goofygirl]

Tai's boss is craycray to let her have all that shit up in the FUNERAL HOME office.  Is this really a funeral home or just some place where Tai puts makeup on corpses?

Wait, I know!  It's one of those $29.99 deluxe funeral home package deals.  Yeah, that's the ticket!

Edited October 29, 2022 by goofygirl

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, candall said:

I have to say, this is one of the better storylines--the hot guy who didn't give her the time of day in high school is now a lonely inmate and VERY interested.  [in getting some money on his books.]

didn't we have this storyline with the girl spending all her money she got from a lawsuit on the guy she used to love back in HS who didn't give her the time of day from the rich family? she had the cruela hair 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He's an intern, from Dartmouth. Highly recommended by the alumni association and Sal's Pawn Shop and Loan Sharking.

Intern = Personal Assistant. He took a page out of Kramer’s book. Remember Kramerica?

Sure Jessica, let’s go with “fairytale.”

[Keywestclubkid]

its like a fairytale LOL lord baby Jesus 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Tai's boss is craycray to let her have all that shit up in the FUNERAL HOME office.  Is this really a funeral home or just some place where Tai puts makeup on corpses?

I think her prisoner database, er, tracking system is at her rather nice home.  She has been shown at the funeral home at which she works. Don't forget someone's dead grandma's cameo. Klassy!

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Intern = Personal Assistant. He took a page out of Kramer’s book. Remember Kramerica?

"Oh that's a VERY interesting idea, sir"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oy, this jeweler thinks the publicity from appearing on the show will be worth it. Do you want to tell him or should I?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

didn't we have this storyline with the girl spending all her money she got from a lawsuit on the guy she used to love back in HS who didn't give her the time of day from the rich family? she had the cruela hair 

Hayley! Her inmate was Dalton. Who was totally using her because she had a few bucks from an insurance settlement. She was sweet but dumb.

[Gobi]

"He's in prison. When he gets out he'll be here to rob a ring."

[Floatingbison]

no, he won't be coming in to pay.  and BTW, don't accept a check from him.

[Keywestclubkid]

Oh god please don't let her daughter be as big of a mess as her mom ... 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Enormous tattoo. Another good choice.

[Floatingbison]

holy shit, write a whole book down there!

[Pepper Mostly]

AND NOW SHE'S PRACTICALLY TAKING DOWN HER JEANS IN THE SHOP SWEET JESUS I AM DEAD.

[Keywestclubkid]

why would she do that? OMG how old is this woman again? what the hell? 

[candall]

12 minutes ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

This chick isn't stable. I'm actually starting to worry about the inmate. Louie, maybe don't tell her when you get out.

That's always a huge crisis point in the Love After Lockup version. 

"What do you mean you're already out??" 

"What do you mean your MOTHER is going to pick you up??"

"Wait, is that the transfer bus taking him straight to the halfway house??"

Edited October 29, 2022 by candall
Thought of another one.

[Gobi]

"We're taking it to another level that I didn't think it was possible to sink to."

[TooMuchRealityTV]

It's going to be hell to cover that up when it's over. And it will be over. Probably soon.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, candall said:

That's always a huge crisis point in the Love After Lockup version. 

"What do you mean you're already out??" 

"What do you mean your MOTHER is going to pick you up??"

Etc. : )

And don't forget the tried and true "He was supposed to get out today but there's a holdup with his paperwork".

[goofygirl]

Jessica, they make perfectly good CZ rings in all colors.  Just get one of those, hon.

[Floatingbison]

and they didn't show the part where the giant tattoo carried over onto her ass.

[Keywestclubkid]

wait she doesn't have a job right? how is she paying for this

[Floatingbison]

that's the only tattoo I've ever seen with footnotes.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

wait she doesn't have a job right? how is she paying for this

Probably took out a home equity loan to buy herself a ring. Just one more good choice in a long line of good choices.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I have his last name on my lower abdomen, his first name on my left breast, his birth date circling my right nipple, his SSN above my ass crack . . . I was concerned he didn't think I was serious about him.  Oh, yeah, I also have a tracing of his junk tattooed to my inner thigh and piercings on my labia to spell his first name.  It's love!

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"He's in prison. When he gets out he'll be here to rob a ring."

Sorry, lady. We don't do lay-a-way here.

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Probably took out a home equity loan to buy herself a ring. Just one more good choice in a long line of good choices.

is she related to Chance? 

[Floatingbison]

that giant tattoo is the ink equivalent of that woman on 90Day Fiance who had all those shirts and coffee mugs and posters and hoodies and things with her new boyfriend's face on them, even before they met.  I can't remember their names, I think he said she was "big a little bit" when they met.

[goofygirl]

Hopefully, the sisters will take control of her and her finances, put her in the nut house and call it a day.

[candall]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And don't forget the tried and true "He was supposed to get out today but there's a holdup with his paperwork".

Paperwork snafu!  Is that on the card?

[Keywestclubkid]

Melissa if your sisters love you they will tell you how much of a nut you are for doing this 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Melissa, stop being so stupid.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

that giant tattoo is the ink equivalent of that woman on 90Day Fiance who had all those shirts and coffee mugs and posters and hoodies and things with her new boyfriend's face on them, even before they met.  I can't remember their names, I think he said she was "big a little bit" when they met.

It was Rebecca who has a shrine to Zied, her Tunisian love rat. Mugs, T-shirts, posters, waffle irons.....

It was Azan, from Morocco, who said his American fiancee, Nicole, was "big a little bit". 

1 minute ago, candall said:

Paperwork snafu!  Is that on the card?

If it isn't it will go onto the next one!

[Floatingbison]

This poor Jersey Girl has it bad for the washed up high school ex bad boy.

Tom Waits has seen this all before:

[Auntie Anxiety]

Melissa’s sisters should just wish her luck and leave the restaurant.

[Eldemarge]

"Say you f*cked Hot Louie from High School! And call it day!"  Lol I love it.

[Pepper Mostly]

This is hilarious. She thinks she can "fix" someone! Girl! Fix yourself! You are a MESS!

[Keywestclubkid]

lol hot Louie from high school 

[candall]

4 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I have his last name on my lower abdomen, his first name on my left breast, his birth date circling my right nipple, his SSN above my ass crack . . . I was concerned he didn't think I was serious about him.  Oh, yeah, I also have a tracing of his junk tattooed to my inner thigh and piercings on my labia to spell his first name.  It's love!

Wait, someone long, long ago--first season?--had her inmate man's name tattooed all over her body.  In different languages?

[OoogleEyes]

Is there ANYONE on this show who *doesn't* have tattoos?

[Gobi]

"She has made some poor choices, such as covering herself in tattoos. Oh, wait."