90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, mmecorday said:

She's thinking of singing nursery rhymes? Like Andrew Dice Clay? 

My first thought was Hickory Dickory Dock…

[Auntie Anxiety]

I think I’m going to start being a brain surgeon because it will make me happy. No need for training or any stupid shit like that.

[Grifter Lives]

Sorry, I'm late. 

I was on iTunes, buying Libby's nursery rhyme songs.

As if

[kacesq]

10 years? He and Jenny have known each other for 10 years?

[Frozendiva]

Mama Sumit, how manipulative to pull the I spent 87 hours in labour with you stunt.

[Hotel Snarker]

Girl, NURSERY RHYMES?

[Armchair Critic]

Here with go with Mama Sumit weeping and gnashing her teeth

[Pepper Mostly]

1 hour ago, kacesq said:

so Libby has this burning passion to be a singer and we’re how many seasons into this mess? Sure. Yep. Believable.

my rock god’s wife did an album of nursery songs. Yep. Went over wel...

Everyone does a kid's record nowadays. I had tons of them when my son was little. Arlo, Maria Muldaur, Rita Marley, Taj Mahal, Pete Seeger, Buckwheat Zydeco, lots more. And seriously? She wants to sing some kids' songs and do videos on Youtube? So what? What's to "think through"? Again, I say "Jesus, these people". 

Its going to be a long night. Pass the vodka. 

Edited September 5, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[sainte-chapelle]

This is glorious, mom is loosing her mind

[GrammyPammy]

This “professional singer” lady is rude. That’s what happens when your husband makes “friends” only with people who can do something for him.  Ellie’s room was blah, I was expecting more. I did like the feathered light fixture. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jenny wins the understatement of the year award. “I don;t know what she’s saying but it doesn’t seem to be going well.”

[Doublemint]

Couldn't post - no idea what happened!   Big congrats @eldemarge wonderful news!!

[sainte-chapelle]

Sumit you have a new mom in Jenny. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

🚨🚨🚨🚨 I don’t know what he will say, but I can guarantee Sumit will be lying in 3.....2......1

[kacesq]

The other daughter in law is thinking “great now Mother Sumit is my problem.”

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Here with go with Mama Sumit weeping and gnashing her teeth

She always dreamed of making it big in Bollywood. Maybe she and Dad Sumit with burst into a song and dance. THAT would be epic. 

[Bees52]

Jenny and her observations... "...it doesn't seem like it's going well..." on  Sumit's mother crying and screaming over their nuptials.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jenny: Good talk! Bock BOCK

[Grifter Lives]

Sister-In-Law now knows that her position as favorite is set and will increase with every grandchild she and her husband create.

TLC needs to flashback to the family psychic who warned Mama Sumit to let it go or lose her son.

[sainte-chapelle]

But momma did give permission…it is on tape.

[Zombness]

Mamma Sumit you never say "either Jennie or mother" because you will loose your son.

[Hotel Snarker]

Jenny, you know what was said. Nothing would get this reaction except him finally saying he married you.

[Eldemarge]

3 minutes ago, GrammyPammy said:

This “professional singer” lady is rude. That’s what happens when your husband makes “friends” only with people who can do something for him.  Ellie’s room was blah, I was expecting more. I did like the feathered light fixture. 

But it was pink!  Such an original decorating idea that Libby came up with all by herself!

[Gobi]

"Maybe you'll change your mind after running some string through your nose."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jenny worries that Sumit is more interested in comforting his mother than he is comforting her. Jenny, he can always get a new wife. He can’t get a new mother. (Well, theoretically)

[Mrs. Landingham]

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Singer lady, you expect Libby to break out in to song at your request?

That was bizarre that she huffily claimed Libby should have complied. It was creepy, actually. Who the hell is she??

[mmecorday]

Look, Sumit. Jenny gave up her car for you. Your parents still have a car. 

[Hotel Snarker]

So is Sumit gonna tell dumbass Jenny what he told them?

[Armchair Critic]

Has Sumit's father said anything? Good thing he isn't getting paid per word.

[endure]

4 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Here with go with Mama Sumit weeping and gnashing her teeth

And dying on the cross, so dramatic lol.... but seriously she's in it for the drama and TLC income I'm sure!

[kacesq]

Oh God we’re getting Ed tonite? What did we do to deserve this?

[bref]

Mama Sumit makes me feel so much better about my own parenting.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jenny is trying to scare the chicken hawk away with her screeching!🤣

[GrammyPammy]

I’m getting Jerry Springer vibes from all of the fake screaming/arguing. Ugh.

[Zombness]

OMG do we need to see disgusting Ed???

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Jenny and her observations... "...it doesn't seem like it's going well..." on  Sumit's mother crying and screaming over their nuptials.

She really is an acute and perceptive observer, isn't she?

[Hotel Snarker]

And…Jenny loses it. Scary.

[kacesq]

Did the new season of Single Life air on Discovery + already? If so is it worth watching or will Tiffany drive me mad?

[magemaud]

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sweet, blocky headed Ellie’s room looks like someone vomited Pepto-Bismol.

“I wanted to do her room in pink and white…” 

HOW ORIGINAL! 
loved Libby sitting down at the two octave kiddie piano like it was a Steinway baby grand. 
“There’s a market for children’s music”. ANOTHER ORIGINAL IDEA!  

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

That was bizarre that she huffily claimed Libby should have complied. It was creepy, actually. Who the hell is she??

She is the knock-off Kris Jenner, Momager to reality celebrity stars.

[sainte-chapelle]

Tiffany stopnwhoring around looking for a new husband and take care of your kids…idiot

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Has Sumit's father said anything? Good thing he isn't getting paid per word.

Sumit's dad is playing the role of every amiable but befuddled father in every Bollywood movie. 

[MagicEyes]

I’m here until Grangie shows up, and then I’ll have to find another way to waste my Sunday evening. I will have to depend on the snark to keep me updated if anything exciting happens. 

[endure]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Look, Sumit. Jenny gave up her car for you. Your parents still have a car. 

Sumit had a car last week too, he is moving on up!

[CrazyInAlabama]

19 minutes ago, kacesq said:

10 years? He and Jenny have known each other for 10 years?

Yes, they said they met online about 10 years ago, Jenny visited India and stayed as a friend with Sumit's parents, while boinking Sumit.   Then, she left everything behind, including her daughter's couch she was sleeping on, and her car, and went to India. They married, and now here we are. 

Edited September 5, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama

[Gobi]

Just now, magemaud said:

“I wanted to do her room in pink and white…” 

HOW ORIGINAL! 
loved Libby sitting down at the two octave kiddie piano like it was a Steinway baby grand. 
“There’s a market for children’s music”. ANOTHER ORIGINAL IDEA!  

"There's a market for opera, I think I'll try that."

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh God we’re getting Ed tonite? What did we do to deserve this?

Notice how Ed and Liz always seems to have drinks in front of them….toxic with a capital T. When I was in my early 20s I was in a toxic relationship and probably drank too much but I also didn’t have kids and dated dudes my own age.

Edited September 5, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Hotel Snarker]

Jenny has zero emotional regulation.

Oh hell. Not ready for Pred.

[Eldemarge]

TLC, can we keep Ceaser off the internet dating sites??

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

And…Jenny loses it. Scary.

Not quite, all the furniture still seems to be upright. When she flips something, that's scary.