90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Mrs. Landingham]

Encapsulated. Placenta. 🤮

Edited August 22, 2022 by Mrs. Landingham

[RichiesOlderBro]

She ate her placenta?

[greekmom]

Ugh. TMI

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, greekmom said:

he either wants a spot on pillowtalk or HEA

Spoiler

An internet rumor was that he was told immediately before taping this Tell-All that he was not going to be on Happily Ever After, so he's acting out here.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yeah, eating your placenta. I’ll pass.

[endure]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

New baby is cute. But are they still living with the parents? 

I read online today they are.

[LEILANI2]

This is the best Emily has looked all season.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE THEY'RE SHOWING THE BIRTH?? I AM DEAD

Don't speak too soon. We may get a very special hour episode of it.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

No, I don’t want to see her vadge

Its a rule, we have to look at everyone's vadge now. Its rule one at Sharp.

[Maybeitsme]

12 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Who tf asked for this bullshit Behind the Scenes with Kenny & Toad? If this cheap ass show wants to hire a duo to interview anybody, let it be Sumit’s parents.

YES!!!

[Hotel Snarker]

Emily is breastfeeding? I am stunned. I’ve never seen her do that before it.

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

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An internet rumor was that he was told immediately before taping this Tell-All that he was not going to be on Happily Ever After, so he's acting out here.

Oh damn that explains the bullying Ari and why they didn't go after him too hard.  Talk about jealous.

Edited August 22, 2022 by LEILANI2

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Yeah, eating your placenta. I’ll pass.

It needs a Chianti.

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

No, I don’t want to see her vadge

No one wants to see that shit.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why don;t they just use birth control, like a diaphragm? Never mind.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 hour ago, LEILANI2 said:

This is the best Emily has looked all season.

It’s her magical placenta pills she eat

Edited August 22, 2022 by Angry Moldovan

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

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An internet rumor was that he was told immediately before taping this Tell-All that he was not going to be on Happily Ever After, so he's acting out here.

Immature.

[Straycat80]

Who cares about their sex life. Is she on BC? Where are they living? 
Oh look at Shae throwing shade at Bilious. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Yeah, eating your placenta. I’ll pass.

Please pass the placenta.

[Emmeline]

21 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I can't believe TLC is trying to sell another year of Sister Wives.

That ship sailed years ago.

Kody was really hammered on social media last year.  Hope this is the last season for him and he actually has to get a real job.

Edited August 22, 2022 by Emmeline

[greekmom]

At least baby #2 killed the mood for baby #3 because I betcha these two idiots are not practicing safe sex.

[Floatingbison]

Mmmm.... placenta, set another place at the table... joking....that is nauseating.

[Mrs. Landingham]

“I want to have all the babies with him!” simpers Emily, who still lives with her parents in their home. Selfish shithead.

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

This is the best Emily has looked all season.

And most sober. 

[Gobi]

"Kara, now that you're pregnant, what's it like being sober?"

[Pepper Mostly]

Why do we have to know about everyone's sex life? TMI, show!

[Auntie Anxiety]

BileDuct has absolutely no intention of having another kid. He doesn’t want another mouth to feed.

[Suzywriter]

I ate mine!

[ExMathMajor]

Just out of curiosity: how much does it cost to get one's placenta encapsulated? Is that, like, reality-show-episode money or what?

[Baltimore Betty]

It is sad that Kobe and Emily will not have sex due to worrying about getting pregnant, if only there was some sort of way to avoid pregnancy.  They are both dim bulbs when it comes to common sense.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Emmeline said:

Kody was really hammered on social media last year.  Hope this is the last season for him and her actually has to get a real job.

He will marry another three women to keep his grift going

[greekmom]

I don't like to agree with Mo but he's right. No need to talk about sex in the first convo. It's not like they are his best friends.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

It needs a Chianti.

Don’t forget the fava beans.

[charmed1]

I can tell that Jibri was the kid that the teacher constantly had to tell to sit down.

[CrazyInAlabama]

Just now, endure said:

We're 20 min in, is this a re-run? 🫤

No, but it was taped a while ago.     How long before Emily is pushing out number 3 and 4?

I like Shaeeda saying Bilal knows how not to get a woman pregnant.  

I find it bizarre that Spahkuls is commenting on whether other people's marriages will last.   I bet if Miona met someone with money, Spahkuls would be in her rear view mirror. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Here comes Jibri….bullying the cast again. He went after John because he was the only one to stick up for himself.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, ExMathMajor said:

Just out of curiosity: how much does it cost to get one's placenta encapsulated? Is that, like, reality-show-episode money or what?

I did my own.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, ExMathMajor said:

Just out of curiosity: how much does it cost to get one's placenta encapsulated? Is that, like, reality-show-episode money or what?

as per google:"You can expect to pay anywhere from $125 to $425 to have a company or doula encapsulate your placenta. "

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I ate mine!

Your kid?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

It is sad that Kobe and Emily will not have sex due to worrying about getting pregnant, if only there was some sort of way to avoid pregnancy.  They are both dim bulbs when it comes to common sense.

I know! Maybe the 1970’s will roll around again and someone will invent a birth control pill.

[Hotel Snarker]

Bilal wants to start in two years? With a woman who is currently 37. Shaeeda! Fucking run. You’re giving him your last child bearing years. Bye Bitch Bilal!

Oh, and it’s interesting that the name Bilal means “moisture” because I doubt Shaeeda ever wants to get moist with him, ya know what I mean.

[Mr. Miner]

I wish a stagehand would walk out and taser Jibberish. That would be funny!

[Eldemarge]

I can't believe more people aren't calling Jabroni out for bullying people on stage.  Is he a protected species or something?  

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

as per google:"You can expect to pay anywhere from $125 to $425 to have a company or doula encapsulate your placenta. "

Where is Emily getting this money? She should be using the TLC cash to…oh I dunno…get their own place.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Bilal wants to start in two years? With a woman who is currently 37. Shaeeda! Fucking run. You’re giving him your last child bearing years. Bye Bitch Bilal!

Oh, and it’s interesting that the name Bilal means “moisture” because I doubt Shaeeda ever wants to get moist with him, ya know what I mean.

I bet he had a vasectomy. 

[Bees52]

SDCB and all his opinionated commentary of the others can exit the stage  any time now.

And take Bilal with him.

[Auntie Anxiety]

TLC is outdoing itself. What a lineup for the single life! I’ve seen better lineups at the police station.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

as per google:"You can expect to pay anywhere from $125 to $425 to have a company or doula encapsulate your placenta. "

How do you know it is your placenta you are getting returned to you?

I had my beloved Willy (the cat in the photo) cremated and paid extra to have him processed alone, not in a group and I am not really sure it is him, the box is sealed and it is not like I could tell even if I saw the ashes, how could I tell?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

BileDuct has absolutely no intention of having another kid. He doesn’t want another mouth to feed.

Can you see him now, sitting at the supper table, begrudging every bite that went into that kid's mouth? He'd probably tell Shaeeda that she has to give the kid a portion of her meal, so as not to inflate the grocery budget. 

1 minute ago, ExMathMajor said:

Just out of curiosity: how much does it cost to get one's placenta encapsulated? Is that, like, reality-show-episode money or what?

I don't know, but I have a Facebook friend who's a midwife who used to do it. I don't think its a big money spinner. 

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

He will marry another three women to keep his grift going

Is there anyone left in his whackadoodle community who'd marry his raggedy ass. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I can't believe more people aren't calling Jabroni out for bullying people on stage.  Is he a protected species or something?  

All that polyester and spahkuls may be itchy.