90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[ExMathMajor]

I'm so not feeling Ari's dress, that makeup, that hair...

Please GOD, let Bini's sisters do some ululating over Zoom!

[Hotel Snarker]

I feel like Ari's teeth are four times the size of mine.

[kacesq]

I guess that one eyebrow on friend is permanently higher?

[CrazyInAlabama]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

When If Bunion strikes out as an MMA fighter, he can become a barber and tailor. Or maybe an opera singer.

Actually, barber courses aren't that long if you go full time, and I bet New Jersey has a lot of cosmetology schools. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yve’s friend is channeling that Wildenstein Cat Lady.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Just now, kacesq said:

I guess that one eyebrow on friend is permanently higher?

Even the eyebrow is embarrassed by her. It’s trying to escape.

[Frozendiva]

The Vulcan brow is distracting.

[kacesq]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

Actually, barber courses aren't that long if you go full time, and I bet New Jersey has a lot of cosmetology schools. 

We do!

[charmed1]

Is that what Janice is wearing? It looks like Michael Jackson’s rehearsal outfit. I have that same sequined jacket though. It’s one of the few items I still have from the dearly departed Loehmann’s. Seeing it on Grandma Janice has made letting go a lot easier.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I guess that one eyebrow on friend is permanently higher?

Fresh Botox?

[TMI]

5 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

More importantly, since Thais and Patrick are in Miami, what do y’all think the Vase is doing?

john broke it ....and  sold the puppy!

[Frozendiva]

Yve should be old enough to ask the important questions. Mo has raised a lot of red flags. Most women would dump his hiney.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I guess that one eyebrow on friend is permanently higher?

Way too much Botox

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I guess that one eyebrow on friend is permanently higher?

Botched Botox? I would never do anything to my face. Knowing my luck I would have every side effect and reaction possible 

Just now, Frozendiva said:

The Vulcan brow is distracting.

Dead

[goofygirl]

8 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Damn.   Bunion is a jack of all trades.

First sewing. Now hair cutting.

I was gonna say...  Bini has some actual SKILLS besides butt bongo!! WHO KNEW??

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Mrs. Landingham said:

Even the eyebrow is embarrassed by her. It’s trying to escape.

I think that Yves would look more like that, if she married well earlier.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Ari's resigned to the fact that Leandro won't object to the wedding at the key moment, just like in all the movies.

She's still hanging on to hope. She has a bus schedule in her bra in case she and Leandro need to make a run for it. 

Yve's friend literally looks like an alien. What is wrong with those brows? WHY

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Yve’s friend is channeling that Wildenstein Cat Lady.

DEAD!!!

[Hotel Snarker]

These ladies’ eyebrows never grew back after they plucked them to death in the 90s.

[xls]

Couldn't her son Therin <sp>, have a nice suit to wear too? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Is that what Janice is wearing? It looks like Michael Jackson’s rehearsal outfit. I have that same sequined jacket though. It’s one of the few items I still have from the dearly departed Loehmann’s. Seeing it on Grandma Janice has made letting go a lot easier.

Kimbelly gets the right of first refusal.

[Emmeline]

13 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Like these?

Madonna’s boobs are as bad as her bizarre ass!

[Gobi]

Stay tuned for another wacky episode of "I Married a Necrophile!"

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Actually, barber courses aren't that long if you go full time, and I bet New Jersey has a lot of cosmetology schools. 

My friend’s parents made her and all her sisters learn a trade while they were in college. She did hair. They are all very successful engineers and doctors but I still think this was a great thing her parents did.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

These ladies’ eyebrows never grew back after they plucked them to death in the 90s.

My Brezhnev brows look nice now. Still a full set.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I feel like Ari's teeth are four times the size of mine.

DEAD

[ExMathMajor]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Yve should be old enough to ask the important questions. Mo has raised a lot of red flags. Most women would dump his hiney.

THIS. PART. It's why I'm more annoyed by her than by Mohammed, though I'm annoyed with him too.

[Hotel Snarker]

Yve Friend’s Shirt: “Go Love Yourself”

My Shirt: “Go Fuck Yourself”

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, ExMathMajor said:

THIS. PART. It's why I'm more annoyed by her than by Mohammed, though I'm annoyed with him too.

Plenty of annoyance to go around with this crew.

[Suzywriter]

On 7/26/2022 at 1:39 PM, magemaud said:

If you think that dress is ugly (and I agree it's got to be a prank) here's what unmentioned Wife #1 wore when she married Bilal: 

  Reveal spoiler

That looks like something from Coming To America.

[Frozendiva]

Yve is a grown woman who can make her own decision and deal with any of its consequences.

[Mr. Miner]

Taint infections are where I draw the line on drug side effects.

[Mrs. Landingham]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Stay tuned for another wacky episode of "I Married a Necrophile!"

Well now you’ve done it. TLC lurkers will have seen this and they’ll roll this show out soon. 

[LEILANI2]

Ari's mother tells her to demand Bini treat her like a princess. Meanwhile the whole family treat him like he's less then and piles all their good will on Ari's ex Leandro.

How about telling your daughter to focus on her husband and to stop being messy and a drama queen and to treat her husband like a King if she wants to be a  Queen.

[Auntie Anxiety]

GPerhaps Bunion’s sisters will throw a glass of red wine at an effigy of Areola during the wedding?

Edited August 1, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Hotel Snarker]

I Love A Mama’s Boy is more disturbing than Dateline, and yet I still watch it. 😊

[Suzywriter]

Hey, allll!

my laptop is on its last legs. It took 37 minutes for it to agree to let me log into this forum. 

I am determined to keep it running for as long as possible because my ex bought it from Fingerhut and paid far too much for a cheap-ass piece of junk. I like that he paid too much for it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

WHAT!!! They aren’t matching???? This is what happens when you leave the Shirt Shack area.

[Grifter Lives]

Hey!  They're not matching.

[Gobi]

OMG! Debris' and Minion's jackets don't match!

[Suzywriter]

Whitney, parents don't last forever. Sorry. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Speaking of eyebrows…Miona is Yves friends Wario

[Frozendiva]

Miona's vision - champagne tastes on a shrimpball budget.

[magemaud]

Sorry I’m late. I was busy choosing my highest and best 

[Angry Moldovan]

Snoring boring

[kacesq]

Where did these two get money to get married? 

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

Taint infections are where I draw the line on drug side effects.

When I saw that ad for the first time I wondered what is it that makes the perineum get infected from a drug and how would that be worth it.

[Pepper Mostly]

I cannot get exercised about Miona and Jibri's story because I am convinced its fake fake fakity fake fake. they had Joshua Tree picked out from the beginning and had to pad out their story. 

I'm also prepared to bet that Jibri's killjoy parents show up with truckloads of sighs, eyerolls, and generous scoops of guilt to cast their own unique gloom on the nuptials. 

[magemaud]

Grandma Jibri went to the barbershop 

[LEILANI2]

I hope the poncho slaps him in the face, this cast puts me in a mad mood.