90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[ExMathMajor]

Awww...Thais' baby sister is adorable.

Lying to your dad is not a good look, Thais. So basically you're eloping?

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Floatingbison and @Trackdawg, we miss you!

[tvrox]

23 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Bilal doesn't like the "I don't like games" answer Shaeeda gave.  So, games they will play.

He is a player! 

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

That is the stuff of nightmares, you know the ones you can’t wake yourself up from.

[Mr. Miner]

Mama breast pumper can get it too!

[Mrs. Hanson]

6 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

What does Turkish Pizza contain?

"Think of Lahmacun (Lahamajoun) as super thin, crispy Turkish pizza (or flatbread) topped with a flavor-packed mixture of minced meat with peppers, tomato, fresh herbs and earthy spices. I take a major shortcut by using quality store-bought pizza dough. But the secret is in the spice mixture."

That was copied and pasted.  It is very different than most American pizzas.  No wonder Mursel was like, yeah no.

Edited May 16, 2022 by Mrs. Hanson

[Hotel Snarker]

If Mohamed was marrying, say, Dinyell, then I'd say he's definitely entitled to breakfast in bed.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Floatingbison and @Trackdawg, we miss you!

Yes, how dare they miss a week. Rude!

[tvrox]

28 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

"Man Cave" Barf. Why am I not surprised. 

That basement was huge!! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kara is going to drop Guillermo off at day care.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Yanno, if there is one thing I hate that I see ALL THE TIME on shows of this ilk, its people who collapse into full on snotty bawling, then wipe their faces on their shirts! WHY. Get a goddamn tissue!

Most of the women who cry on this show (if it's actual tears, not the fake criers who just scrunch up their faces and whine like that farm girl Asian-fetishist from last season), will press their fingers into their eyes to preserve their eyeliner or something and that does start getting annoying.

I don't know how they do it.  When I cry, I'm a wet mess and I definitely need a tissue.  There is NO "light eye pressing" for me.

[greekmom]

Kara is a major bitch

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Def projecting! Dazzle them with your smile and wit whilst slipping them an extra $50

And if all else fails, she can flash them her boob butterfly. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

What does Turkish Pizza contain?

I posed a recipe.  It is very different, it would be like ordering shrimp alfredo and getting pasta chicken with a different pasta.

[Angry Moldovan]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

LOL no. Just thinking of what a fifteen year old girl would say. 

Same thing

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Who was the actress who did ads for Playtex bras?  She was so pretty and classy.

Jane Russell, known for starring alongside Marilyn Monroe in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, 69 years ago.

[For Cereals]

I am just not a Kara fan.  Don’t know why…

[Gobi]

They're all characters. I bet they have no filters, either.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does Kara’s uncle know Yolanda (LAL) or Rebecca? They are all private eyes.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kara is going to drop Guillermo off at day care.

Yes.  I'm surprised to see him in the front seat, not in a carseat in the back.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Think of Lahmacun (Lahamajoun) as super thin, crispy Turkish pizza (or flatbread) topped with a flavor-packed mixture of minced meat with peppers, tomato, fresh herbs and earthy spices. I take a major shortcut by using quality store-bought pizza dough. But the secret is in the spice mixture.

That was copied and pasted.  It is very different than most American pizzas.  No wonder Mursel was like, yeah no.

Oh YUM

[Adeejay]

Why would Kara tell Guillermo that her uncle is going to beat him up? What a stupid thing to say.

[magemaud]

Guillermo and Mohamed have a play date 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Most of the women who cry on this show (if it's actual tears, not the fake criers who just scrunch up their faces and whine like that farm girl Asian-fetishist from last season), will press their fingers into their eyes to preserve their eyeliner or something and that does start getting annoying.

I don't know how they do it.  When I cry, I'm a wet mess and I definitely need a tissue.  There is NO "light eye pressing" for me.

I’m Alice Cooper, doesn’t matter if the mascara lies and states it’s waterproof 

[Straycat80]

Kara isn’t making this visit easy with her shit talking. So no wonder Americans have such a bad reputation. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

They're all characters. I bet they have no filters, either.

They're brutally honest and will tell him exactly what they think. Which will be something along the lines of "are you just here for a green card? why don't you have a job? how could you claim to love my idiotic niece/sister/cousin?"

[Hotel Snarker]

I kinda like Kara, the way I like Wilma Flintstone.

[Frozendiva]

The dog likes Guillermo.

[JennyMominFL]

they are out to intimidate poor Fez

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Jane Russell, known for starring alongside Marilyn Monroe in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, 69 years ago.

🎶We’re just two little girls, from Little Rock. We lived on the wrong side of the tracks🎶🎶

[charmed1]

Oh girl please. This boy just fled a dictatorship before he met you. Nobody is afraid of your podunk Magnum P.I. uncle Mike.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

 

I don't know how they do it.  When I cry, I'm a wet mess and I definitely need a tissue.  There is NO "light eye pressing" for me.

Yeah, crying is messy business 

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

They're brutally honest and will tell him exactly what they think. Which will be something along the lines of "are you just here for a green card? why don't you have a job? how could you claim to love my idiotic niece/sister/cousin?"

How can you know this though?!

[Mrs. Hanson]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

I am just not a Kara fan.  Don’t know why…

Because she is not a licensed teacher?  Sorry I will move on.  I am actually going back to school in June for a third licensure!  WHOO HOO!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Adeejay said:

Why would Kara tell Guillermo that her uncle is going to beat him up? What a stupid thing to say.

Well, at least she didn't tell him about the empty room with the bare bulb and the rubber hose. 

[endure]

I thought I liked Kara, but already changing that opinion uh ha

[Adeejay]

Hey TLC, don't care about Chantel and Pedro's fake storyline, so please stop it.  

[For Cereals]

4 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

"Think of Lahmacun (Lahamajoun) as super thin, crispy Turkish pizza (or flatbread) topped with a flavor-packed mixture of minced meat with peppers, tomato, fresh herbs and earthy spices. I take a major shortcut by using quality store-bought pizza dough. But the secret is in the spice mixture."

That was copied and pasted.  It is very different than most American pizzas.  No wonder Mursel was like, yeah no.

I know there’s very bad blood but sounds like Armenian pizza.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I kinda like Kara, the way I like Wilma Flintstone.

A bossy nag who kept her pappy happy?

[Hotel Snarker]

What grown ass man stalks dudes on IG?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Thunderstorm right above my house. Yikes.

[kacesq]

WHy are all these idiots so sure the guy won’t make money? First off, he can’t until he gets his green card.

[Mrs. Hanson]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Jane Russell, known for starring alongside Marilyn Monroe in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, 69 years ago.

Thank you!  I had Jane Wyman in my head and I knew it was not her.  Hey I had the Jane down right?

[Straycat80]

Kara was probably his first everything. Kara doesn’t have a job? 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

A bossy nag who kept her pappy happy?

Yup.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I am just not a Kara fan.  Don’t know why…

I'm the same. She's so bossy. There is something off about both of them 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Yeah, crying is messy business 

Send that memo to Amber Heard

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

How can you know this though?!

Just an inspired guess. Hey, maybe I'm psychic! Should I hang out a shingle and start fleecing muddle headed reality TV stars?

Kara's family are making family Chantel look like the von Trapps.

[Frozendiva]

Doubt that he will turn from Jekyll to Hyde at exactly 90 days.

[Suzywriter]

Heyyyyyy all!!!

As of yesterday, this girl has her Bachelor of Science in Mental Health and Human Services, with a MHRT/C Certificate! I turned 60 2 weeks ago.