90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Gobi]

4 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Body Parts? What will they come up with next? 

Me, My Ex, and Ebola.

[CrazyInAlabama]

I don't even want to know what TLC's Body Parts show is about.    That KFC chicken sandwich looks like it's all lumpy fried batter. 

I do love Memphis complaining she doesn't understand the wedding ceremony.     

 

Edited March 28, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama

[Auntie Anxiety]

Uncle Marco is the Greek chorus in this scene.

[Suzywriter]

btw, I found the perfect weight loss plan. I only buy food that I don't like.  I had soft boiled eggs for lunch and sardines for dinner. I assure you, I did not overeat. 

[TMI]

Time for Jazzmine's weekly EXPLOSION!

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Oh fun! I loved that movie and watched it immediately sine it is set in Toronto 

Yes! That fam is all from there...and Chinese Jamaican, so that helped with casting. If you are into musicals, you may have seen them in Toronto productions of The Lion 🦁 King or Rent

I looove Toronto (though I've only been for two funerals). You and @Frozendiva and _______ [was it @greekmom? Sorry, My forum Spybot geo-tagging is not working today 😎 ] are my 17th-19th favorite CANUCKS! 🇨🇦  OK, maybe that was a little too much. But you guys are mosdef in the Top 25...and the Top 5 of people I've never met! #SNARKCON

[OneGuy]

"The local Panamanian Cafe."  Why do you need to include the word "Panamanian" Gino?  It's just so weird to me.

[TazDevil]

Of course Gino is that asshole that gets on a video call, loud as shit, in a public place.

[Frozendiva]

Jasmine couldn't find a better sucker than Gino?

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I just discovered that I have one. I'm heartbroken.

Covid wiped me out.  I aged a lot during the past year and a half.  

[Gobi]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

btw, I found the perfect weight loss plan. I only buy food that I don't like.  I had soft boiled eggs for lunch and sardines for dinner. I assure you, I did not overeat. 

Remember, if it tastes good it's bad for you.

[emergency ring]

$7 FOR THAT KIND OF DONUT?!! thats like $1.25 for the same donut here..

[Hotel Snarker]

I wanna move to Panama now.  

[Straycat80]

Yes, I love Jasmine so much I put her naked pictures on SM and she almost killed me and exposed my bald head. 

[greekmom]

Uncle Marco is into cars. Is that car parts on the shelf?

[Mrs. Landingham]

“The local Panamanian cafe”, Yeeno? Is that what he called that place? As opposed to the fish & chips-serving pub flying the union jack down the road? 

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I feel for those ppl unlike these fools. With the evolution of 3 D printing etc it is nice to see people take advantage and be able to feel more “ whole”

It seems like it could highlight a really good cause but you know it’s all about exploitation on TLC…

[LEILANI2]

That shop worker should keep an eye on Gino, he looks like the type that steals the sugar and cream like he does with the motel pens.

[Pepper Mostly]

I think Uncle Marco is indulging in a little sarcasm here. Naughty Uncle Marco! 

Gino sneaks out to eat a donut while Jasmine takes a nap. What is he, five? 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Ginos Black Hat said:

$7 FOR THAT KIND OF DONUT?!! thats like $1.25 for the same donut here..

Wouldn't mind some Timbits.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I feel for those ppl unlike these fools. With the evolution of 3 D printing etc it is nice to see people take advantage and be able to feel more “ whole”

Truly, that woman is doing God's work. 

[EtheltoTillie]

17 minutes ago, Trackdawg said:

I MADE it!

Please excuse me in checking late. My nephew -- meaning my former housemates/artists/friends' son, so really my "nephew" -- is playing the villain kid in the new Pixar movie Turning Red! I just came from a family/friends screening they put together at their church.

I knew this kid since he was conceived, I changed his diapers! He and his equally-talented and adorable little sis have been KILLING it with voice acting lately. I'm SUUUCH a proud uncle! 🤗

Anyway, I juuust rolled in. My MIL made me so dinner, so just let me grab a bite and I'll be right with y'all...

That’s so cool. I loved the movie. 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Trackdawg said:

Yes! That fam is all from there...and Chinese Jamaican, so that helped with casting. If you are into musicals, you may have seen them in Toronto productions of The Lion 🦁 King or Rent

I looove Toronto (though I've only been for two funerals). You and @Frozendiva and _______ [was it @greekmom? Sorry, My forum Spybot geo-tagging is not working today 😎 ] are my 17th-19th favorite CANUCKS! 🇨🇦  OK, maybe that was a little too much. But you guys are mosdef in the Top 25...and the Top 5 of people I've never met! #SNARKCON

Im close to Toronto. West about 1 hour in a city called Kitchener-Waterloo.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Remember, if it tastes good it's bad for you.

LOL, Dr. Now taught me that. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Uncle Marco is the voice of reason. Therefore, Gino won’t listen to him. And doesn’t have the testicular fortitude to insist upon it with Jazzy.

[mmecorday]

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Covid wiped me out.  I aged a lot during the past year and a half.  

You and me both! I'm seeing one of my aunts in person for the first time in years and I'm sure she's going to think that I look so old now.

[Trackdawg]

45 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Why do they insist upon showing us Gino’s feet?

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Covid wiped me out.  I aged a lot during the past year and a half.  

Yes!    I can't believe what's happened to me.....

[Mrs. Landingham]

2 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Of course Gino is that asshole that gets on a video call, loud as shit, in a public place.

Right? Have some fucking feel, man. He is annoying the hell out of the staff. 

[Baltimore Betty]

Jasmine will be pissed that Gino got out of the apartment without her giving permission.

Gino won't have any money left after Jasmine spends it all on new furniture and beauty treatments (they are not working, lol) so he doesn't have really worry about a pre nup.

Even with a pre nup he will have to pay Jasmine money if they divorce, it is called alimony.

[Straycat80]

Well, duh Gino, if you get divorced you have to pay. He didn’t learn the first time did he? 

[Eldemarge]

I don't think Jasmin is entitled to Gino's 401k if they're divorced after a month... IDIOT.

[tvrox]

38 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Maybe we'll get 'bye bye bye' at some point.

That would be a great soundtrack for Mike's run! 

[Hotel Snarker]

Gino is making horrible financial decisions.

Cameraman still zooming in on Gino's feet...

[EtheltoTillie]

Joining you snarkers. I started the Oscars but gave up in boredom. 

Edited March 28, 2022 by EtheltoTillie

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Uncle Marco is the voice of reason. Therefore, Gino won’t listen to him. And doesn’t have the testicular fortitude to insist upon it with Jazzy.

Could Uncle Marco be Geno's conservator?

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I wanna move to Panama now.  

I went out with a Panamanian woman for six years.  She was really wonderful, but I learned that a lot of what people say about Latinas is true.  It's a very steep learning curve.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Ginos Black Hat said:

$7 FOR THAT KIND OF DONUT?!! thats like $1.25 for the same donut here..

And the fool is having it with a ginger ale. What kind of flavor battle is that?

[TazDevil]

OMG.  Uncle Marco references "nine months" and I just remembered that Gino had goals of getting Jasmine pregnant on this trip.  Thank God that didn't happen, right??

[Pepper Mostly]

Dear lord, I'd love to get a look at Gino's stock portfolio. He's probably invested in a donut mine.

[Trackdawg]

Just now, greekmom said:

Kitchener-Waterloo.

That's going to be my pornstar/married name.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gino knows he’ll be taking his life into his hands if/when he brings a pre-nup up with Jazz.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Trackdawg said:

Yes! That fam is all from there...and Chinese Jamaican, so that helped with casting. If you are into musicals, you may have seen them in Toronto productions of The Lion 🦁 King or Rent

I looove Toronto (though I've only been for two funerals). You and @Frozendiva and _______ [was it @greekmom? Sorry, My forum Spybot geo-tagging is not working today 😎 ] are my 17th-19th favorite CANUCKS! 🇨🇦  OK, maybe that was a little too much. But you guys are mosdef in the Top 25...and the Top 5 of people I've never met! #SNARKCON

Awww shucks thank you and yessss I loved Lion King and Rent!  Apparently people where outraged cuz ‘ periods’ but that is a natural occurrence that happens to 50 per cent of the population. 

[Gobi]

Gino could lose an arm and a hat in a divorce.

(My kindle is auto correcting Gino to Gobi. I'm concerned.)

[Suzywriter]

What is with Gino's eyes? They're so oddly pointy and shifty.

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Dear lord, I'd love to get a look at Gino's stock portfolio. He's probably invested in a donut mine.

SCREAMING!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Covid wiped me out.  I aged a lot during the past year and a half.  

I blame everything on Covid. It’s such a wonderful excuse.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, EtheltoTillie said:

Joining you snarkers. I started the Oscar’s but gave up in boredom. 

Lord is that tonight?

[EtheltoTillie]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Dear lord, I'd love to get a look at Gino's stock portfolio. He's probably invested in a donut mine.

Maybe a hat company. 

[Straycat80]

Mike better watch it, Ximena looks like she will cut a bitch in a split second if you piss her off. 

Edited March 28, 2022 by Straycat80

[mmecorday]

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Cameraman still zooming in on Gino's feet...

Must be the same cameraman who films "My 600 Pound Life." Lots of shots of people's gross feet on that show too.