Trackdawg March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: I almost feel sorry for him. Almost. 10 4 Link to comment
Eldemarge March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 The face mask I'm about to goop onto my face is more expensive than that ring and that is so sad. 6 8 Link to comment
Trackdawg March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 50 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said: Yes, the meeting of the minds (with @Angry Moldovan and @Pepper Mostly) was fantastic. You know when you go to a restaurant and the table next to yours is loud and annoying? That was us. 11 6 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 Careful, Jasmine. That ring will rot your finger off. 5 4 Link to comment
FrancescaFiore March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 For all his weirdness and his stupidity, Jasmine genuinely loves Gino. Which just makes it all the more sad. 2 8 Link to comment
Gobi March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 (edited) So if Jasmine accepts the ring, will she get the Crackerjacks box it came in, too? Edited March 21, 2022 by Gobi 7 6 Link to comment
goofygirl March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 4 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said: Never in the history of reality television has anyone actually done anything for their children, they always do exactly what they want to, and don't spend one second caring about their children's welfare. It's terrible to be the child of a z-list reality show person. I wonder how they end up? 8 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 XXXimena’s mother and sister look panicked over the possibility that they won’t be harvesting the American dollar any more if Mike is kicked to the curb. At one point, I figure the mother will offer herself up to Mike just to stay on the gravy train. 8 13 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said: Mike, why don't you know what to think? Why? She's certainly made things blindingly clear. No nuances detected. 14 Link to comment
Floatingbison March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 51 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: Hey peeps! I hope everyone has had a good week and didn't have any drinks thrown on them. I am fresh from my meetup with @Angry Moldovan and @Auntie Anxiety on Friday and it was the stuff dreams are made of. We ate some good food and laughed uproariously and bored Mr. Moldovan but he was a great sport. I spent the day washing and waxing the Snarkmobile, so lets hit the road! So jelly I wasn't there. We have to have a Snark Con!!!!! 12 Link to comment
RichiesOlderBro March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 Just now, FrancescaFiore said: For all his weirdness and his stupidity, Jasmine genuinely loves Gino. Which just makes it all the more sad. I really doubt that. She’s only known him for what 10 days at this point? 6 Link to comment
Trackdawg March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 37 minutes ago, Zombness said: Jasmine and Gino....what a pair of misfits. 4 4 Link to comment
Tuneful March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 (edited) It's also sad that he doesn't have any self-esteem to also say, "If we are going to be together, you have to change, too. I will not accept any more name calling, other verbal abuse, or screaming. No throwing things. I walked away today--next time I'll walk away for good." He acts creepy but he is her doormat. Edited March 21, 2022 by Tuneful 9 Link to comment
Armchair Critic March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 I left my kitty for 2 nights for the first time and he keeps nuzzling my hands when I am trying to type. Awww my little love bug. 1 16 Link to comment
greekmom March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 I wish that they would get rid of the Kenny and Armando adopt storyline and maybe go with K&A and how they are opening doors for gay rights in Mexico 15 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 XXXimena is looking for greener (heh) pastures. 3 8 Link to comment
RichiesOlderBro March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 After two kids and the sicario, marriage is a big step for Ximena. 5 5 Link to comment
Gobi March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 "Marriage is very sacred. Not as sacred as fucking a prisoner through a chicken wire fence, but sacred nonetheless." 14 5 Link to comment
goofygirl March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 XXXmena's sister is kinda cute. Maybe she can save the big bucks for the family. XXXmena ain't gonna do it. 9 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 Ximena’s family seems worried that the money train is stopping. 3 1 13 Link to comment
Trackdawg March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 45 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said: Ready to see the Pole Mike run! 15 2 Link to comment
Grifter Lives March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 Mama Ximena is giving the hard sell. 3 4 Link to comment
RichiesOlderBro March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 Unconditional Love = Open Wallet 8 11 Link to comment
Frozendiva March 21, 2022 Author Share March 21, 2022 Ximena likes Mike's money. That is it. Not the long term of him being a stable husband and a step dad to the kids. 12 Link to comment
Floatingbison March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 7 minutes ago, Doublemint said: I thought a paisano was an Italian bird? Is that braised in a light garlic sauce? 11 Link to comment
greekmom March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 2 minutes ago, goofygirl said: It's terrible to be the child of a z-list reality show person. I wonder how they end up? I'm waiting for the Tell All book by those kids with the Karen mom. 1 5 Link to comment
Zombness March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 The dollar sign is very powerful for Ximena's mother...... 1 7 Link to comment
OneGuy March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 I'm surprised that Ximena is viewed as irrational. 2 4 Link to comment
Bees52 March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 Xemenia's mom is like, do what you can to get you and your kids the hell up out of this place. Ignore all Mike's faults. 10 Link to comment
CrazyInAlabama March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 3 minutes ago, FrancescaFiore said: For all his weirdness and his stupidity, Jasmine genuinely loves Gino. Which just makes it all the more sad. I think they're too oddballs who found each other. He likes to be controlled, and she loves to dominate and humiliate him. These two crazy kids might just make it. 2 11 Link to comment
ExMathMajor March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said: I left my kitty for 2 nights for the first time and he keeps nuzzling my hands when I am trying to type. Awww my little love bug. Awwwww... My kitty is doing everything she can to knock this laptop off my lap so she can climb onto it. Including putting her paws on my chest and blocking my view of the screen... If only I could find a man who paid me this much attention...sigh... 5 6 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 Mike, the handwriting i on the wall. In HUGE red letters. She hates you. 18 Link to comment
Floatingbison March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 Just now, Trackdawg said: I've never seen a human move that awkwardly. 4 8 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 LMAO at the look Ximena's mom shot her after that line "I'm the biggest saint of all." Wonder what is on her mind when she did that. 3 7 Link to comment
Suzywriter March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 Even Mama is saying 'for crying out loud, shut up and take the money!' to Cinder-cartella. 5 14 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 He way her mother looked at her when she said she is a saint told me everything I need to know about Ximena 11 Link to comment
Frozendiva March 21, 2022 Author Share March 21, 2022 Mike can be trainable, to a point. 8 Link to comment
mmecorday March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 Mike, have you considered becoming a hitman? 18 Link to comment
Zombness March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 Mike is not only a good person....he is a fool!!!!! 7 Link to comment
GrammyPammy March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 4 minutes ago, goofygirl said: 9 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said: It's terrible to be the child of a z-list reality show person. I wonder how they end up? Don’t give TLC any ideas for a new show! 1 3 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 Is Mike delusional?! SHE IS NOT INTO YOU! Everyone on this season is missing a few screws. 10 Link to comment
Suzywriter March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 I have to respect Ximena's sister for offering that modest snack. She genuinely shared what she had with kindness, which makes me wonder if Mike might do better with her. 7 Link to comment
RichiesOlderBro March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 Mike thinks he is in a serious relationship LOL 16 3 Link to comment
TazDevil March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 Does Mike even catch that Mother XImena called him a "good opportunity"?? 1 14 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 Mother XXXimena knows a easy mark good thing when she sees it. 6 7 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 Serious enough to have kids though… 9 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said: So jelly I wasn't there. We have to have a Snark Con!!!!! We all agreed that that needs to happen. 2 minutes ago, Trackdawg said: Oh, @Trackdawg, thanks for the memories! Truly a high point in the long, excruciating, endless slog of 90 Day! 14 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker March 21, 2022 Share March 21, 2022 6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: She's certainly made things blindingly clear. No nuances detected. He said it's too hard to read between the lines. 5 3 Link to comment
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