90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I’m going to hell but I’m laughing at ella’s blubbing.

It was funny, though, she sounded like a mouse or weasel at one point. EEEEEEE

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Mike is acting like a kid. It's appropriate he got lucky in the kids' bed. But poor kids! 

I'm more concerned about him farting in the kids' beds. 

 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Ginos Black Hat said:

she feels bad NOW... not before and during it ... fuck off ella 

Well she kinda did fuck, just not off. I shall show myself out….

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I’m going to hell but I’m laughing at ella’s blubbing.

Smoosh over, I'll come sit with you on the Hilarity Couch. Her tears fill me with rapture. 

[OneGuy]

Mike is so proud of "getting lucky."  It's not that hard to "get lucky" Mike, if that's all you want to do.  You didn't have to travel so far to do it.  You didn't have to have whatever you call your dignity shredded.  How weird.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

 I'm always surprised when people cheat and brag about it. 

Why not just keep your mouth shut and keep stepping?

 

It makes her feel better if she puts it on him.   A mature person would just keep it to themselves - and carry around the guilt.

[LennieBriscoe]

7 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I didn't mean to have sex with someone else...

No, you were trying to make a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich, and you fell on a dick instead.

Mmmmmm.....bacon....

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Sure, I just cheated on my boyfriend and ripped his heart out, but what about ME?"

"I need you to see how upset I am that you’re not abandoning your family for me and quarantining for a month especially after I just admitted to cheating on you!"

[Suzywriter]

soooo....Ximena gave up the kitty when she thought that her sugar varmint was going to go back to the US?

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Mike is acting like a kid. It's appropriate he got lucky in the kids' bed. But poor kids! 

I bet they didn’t change the sheets either. Gross

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I’m going to hell but I’m laughing at ella’s blubbing.

Tonight, I just rolled my eyes.  Usually, I'd be laughing at the blubbering, too.

I'll join you in Hell, though, for my thought after she wailed, "Physical touch is so important to me."  I ended her thought with, "So now I'm going to compensate by drowning myself in barrels of ice cream."

[greekmom]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Dinner was ready, so..... yeah, Ells, I feel sorry for you. I wouldn't mind some affection either. Buy yourself a little purple friend or two.

what's for dinner.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Mike is so proud of "getting lucky."  It's not that hard to "get lucky" Mike, if that's all you want to do.  You didn't have to travel so far to do it.  You didn't have to have whatever you call your dignity shredded.  How weird.

Something tells me he didn't exactly "rock her world."

[Suzywriter]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Mike is so proud of "getting lucky."  It's not that hard to "get lucky" Mike, if that's all you want to do.  You didn't have to travel so far to do it.  You didn't have to have whatever you call your dignity shredded.  How weird.

I'm sure that he can find another clearance broad in whatever country they are in.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

soooo....Ximena gave up the kitty when she thought that her sugar varmint was going to go back to the US?

She needed to continue to harvest the American dollar.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Dinner was ready, so..... yeah, Ells, I feel sorry for you. I wouldn't mind some affection either. Buy yourself a little purple friend or two.

Or a good romance novel. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

what's for dinner.

Chicken schnitzel, mashed potatoes, mixed veggies.

[mmecorday]

She thinks he's disgusting, but she'll have sex with him in exchange for new boobies.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Something tells me he didn't exactly "rock her world."

You really believe that when you see him in that studly black tank top?

[Gobi]

Yeah, she's a tiger and he's a weasel.

[emergency ring]

poor kids...

[sainte-chapelle]

She had to get her sex on to keep the dollar bills coming. He was going to take off and she needs that money

[CSunshine76]

So Ximena gave it up so Mikey* wouldn’t leave town.
*I mean, Mikey’s wallet! 

[greekmom]

What kind of animal Mike.

Seriously?

A mouse.

[kacesq]

XImena I hope the money and boobs are worth fucking this loser.

[GrammyPammy]

Mike: “So, last night was pretty good, eh?”

Ximena: 🤢🤮🤢🤮

[Mr. Miner]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Something tells me he didn't exactly "rock her world."

I just saw her dry heave.

[tvrox]

The tiger and the owl! The next children's book in Colombia? 

[Suzywriter]

Mike, Ximena looks miserable.  Pay attention! Pack and leave. 

[charmed1]

A boll weevil.

[tvrox]

Arepas! Yum!!!! 

[RichiesOlderBro]

5 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Me tooo!

 

[Pepper Mostly]

What animal were you, Mike? 

A giant three toed sloth? 

A horned toad?

A dingo? 

[emergency ring]

mike is more like a cockroach-- he doesnt leave!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike, those sequined tops aren’t a good look for you.

[sainte-chapelle]

And there it is…she even admits it

[magemaud]

My 8X great grandmother was named "Experience Quackenbush." She was in NJ before the Revolutionary War. I guess I could join the DAR 

[greekmom]

My how the tables have turned when he suggested he leave and take the $$ with him.

[Suzywriter]

Lemme fuck a few more dollars out of his wallet.

[Hotel Snarker]

Imagine asking to sleep with a girl, when that girl went on Facebook, found a guy in prison, banged him and had a kid.

[mmecorday]

Ooh, a sparkly camo shirt. Sexxxxy.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike, those sequined tops aren’t a good look for you.

Did Tom lend it to him?

[LennieBriscoe]

7 minutes ago, GrammyPammy said:

Mike: “So, last night was pretty good, eh?”

Ximena: 🤢🤮🤢🤮

Ximena: 💲💳💲

[charmed1]

WTF kind of fist pumping Pauly D t-shirt is that? Is that camo with freaking rhinestones on it?

[lamujerdecente]

6 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

John y did not start the pandemic Ella

No jihoon did. OBVIOUSLY 

[Auntie Anxiety]

XXXimena wants to make sure her prison boyfriend is on the guest list.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike, those sequined tops aren’t a good look for you.

He’s reliving his glory year of 2005

[Pepper Mostly]

10 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Is Johnny really this desperate???

Sunk cost fallacy?

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike, those sequined tops aren’t a good look for you.

I'm pretty sure Mike is wearing a girls' T-shirt.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

WTF kind of fist pumping Pauly D t-shirt is that? Is that camo with freaking rhinestones on it?

Where does one even find a shirt that ugly?