90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"I can't believe that a 34 year old man had a girlfriend before he met me!"

If she watched 90 Day…she knew he had a wife. 
 

And might still be married. 

Edited March 14, 2022 by RichiesOlderBro

[tvrox]

34 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Hey, Snarkers!

I hate and despise Daylight Saving Time. There is no reason to keep dicking the clocks around. 

In other news, I applied for an internship to finish my degree, and the employer offered me a contract! I started on Monday as the intern for Social Work Designee in a 14-bed residental healthcare facility for adults with severe ID. 

August 1, I will become licensed and be promoted to Manager of Social Work for the facility.

Oh, graduation is in six weeks. I did it...I earned a Bachelor of Science in Mental Health and Human Services...at 59!

Anybody here dishonest enough  to write me a letter of recommendation for grad school? I forgot to ask my real mentors, and now I only have 2 weeks to finish the packet. 

Wheeeeee!!

 

Congrats! 

[Hotel Snarker]

MAYBE HE DIDN’T WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU, BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY REMIND HIM OF HIS MOM!

[Straycat80]

Because Kimballly would have looked better as a video vixen in the music video? Go home, hang onto one last shred of any dignity you have left. Yo. 

[LennieBriscoe]

 Middle name is Erin, my paternal  great-grandparents were from County Donegal, and I don't care about  St. Patrick's Day! With one exception: I want to slap silly anyone who calls St. Paddy's Day "St. Patty's Day"! ☘ 🚫🐍

[OneGuy]

Kimbaaly is setting some standards. She is in love with him.  He needs to prove it this time.

[sainte-chapelle]

LOLlll cut to Usman all chill by the pool giving no fucks

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

I was born and raised in Chicago and avoided St. Patrick's Day too.  Plus, I'm not Irish.  

Well according to Ancestry DNA I'm 60% Irish, 25% Scottish, and the rest is Wales, England and northwestern Europe. (or, as my brother said when he shared the results "really, really white"). My dad's people are from Newfoundland and my mother is 100% lace curtain Boston Irish. But I still hate corned beef. 

[TazDevil]

Uh-oh... she must really be mad.  There's no picture of Sojaboy anywhere on her shirt!

[Hotel Snarker]

Wait until she SEES Zara. She probably thinks Zara looks like her and BGL. She's gonna freak out when she sees her.

[Doublemint]

What is that pink schmatta she's wearing.   Kimba - go home.

[Mr. Miner]

Did she win that top at a carnival?

[kacesq]

Do you know how hard this was? I ordered it online!

 

wow...quite the work ethic there Kimbally...

[tvrox]

Well at least he's being honest, I guess? 

[charmed1]

You could’ve gotten that cheap chain made at the local mall kiosk.

[magemaud]

6 minutes ago, kacesq said:

 

So did Chuck Divorce the silent wife?

 

I read he has some kind of cancer 

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

MAYBE HE DIDN’T WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU, BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY REMIND HIM OF HIS MOM!

Sojaboy’ s mother is white?

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Well according to Ancestry DNA I'm 60% Irish, 25% Scottish, and the rest is Wales, England and northwestern Europe. (or, as my brother said when he shared the results "really, really white"). My dad's people are from Newfoundland and my mother is 100% lace curtain Boston Irish. But I still hate corned beef. 

Ohh my dad is from Newfoundland….fried baloney and chips forever

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kimbelly bought the necklace? No wonder it’s so klassy.

Edited March 14, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Well according to Ancestry DNA I'm 60% Irish, 25% Scottish, and the rest is Wales, England and northwestern Europe. (or, as my brother said when he shared the results "really, really white"). My dad's people are from Newfoundland and my mother is 100% lace curtain Boston Irish. But I still hate corned beef. 

I am so boring - 100% English. How is that possible?

[OneGuy]

That was funny too!

[Gobi]

Usman is wearing an elephant shirt in honor of Kimbelly.

Drink thrown in a face, mark your bingo cards!

[RichiesOlderBro]

Sojaboy is laughing too hard for this to be real.  

[Eldemarge]

Kim, you can't bully guys into making an effort.  If they wanted to, they would.

But if she hasn't figured that out by her age, we can't help her.

[Angry Moldovan]

Ohhhnhhh Kimbaleeee has been to the Big Ang 90 day finishing school

[greekmom]

I think Hamza's mom is punking Memphis.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Ohh my dad is from Newfoundland….fried baloney and chips forever

Where? My dad's family is from Freshwater, on Conception Bay! 

[Grifter Lives]

Usman's proof of love and something big: A song with the lyrics, "I go dey for you/Anything you want/I go do for you girl/Baby I go pray for you."

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, kacesq said:

So did Chuck Divorce the silent wife?

I thought silent wife was already remarried to someone else.

[emergency ring]

kimbally wants usman to show her off in a club like he did to BGL

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Sojaboy’ s mother is white?

Well, I'm sure his mother is black. By saying this I meant that Usman feels Kimbaaaly is more of a mother figure to him and not a potential girlfriend. I’m laughing so hard at Kimbaaaly. Her son must be so proud.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Where? My dad's family is from Freshwater, on Conception Bay! 

Bell Island!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I decided that if Ancestry wanted my DNA so badly, then they’d have to pay me for it. 

[Straycat80]

Kimbaaaaly, you got laid, you got what you came for, now go home. 

[Bees52]

Oh  my  goodness. She's a reality star now with that throwing a drink in his face bit. Only the classiest of D-listers can get away with that move! If she smashes a cake in his face next, or flips a table... whoo!

 

Edited March 14, 2022 by Bees52

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Bell Island!

We're probably cousins! 

[Doublemint]

25% Northern Ireland here - Markethill, County Armagh - no corned beef here - don't like it.  We came from Scotland to settle in Northern Ireland 500 years ago.  (Italian on Mom's side).

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I decided that if Ancestry wanted my DNA so badly, then they’d have to pay me for it. 

Me too. I’m not paying. My siblings did it, close enough for me. Irish, Eastern European (Polish and German), a smidge Jewish. 

Edited March 14, 2022 by Straycat80

[tvrox]

38 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Peeps.

Question. Have we seen Gino in anything else besides those blue gym shorts and that red/grey top?

 

You forgot the hat. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I haven't checked my Ancestry in a long time, but I'm majority Ugandan, a little bit European, and definitely 100% American!

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

We're probably cousins! 

Lol it is true. My dad told me it was tiny…all dirt roads and swimming holes back then. My granddad was a miner.

Edited March 14, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[tvrox]

39 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I loathe DST with every fiber of my being. I hate it SO FUCKING MUCH. When I was still working it was hell to have to stumble out to my bus stop in the dark. Now that I'm retired I still hate it in principle. 

And a big CONGRATULATIONS to you! That is WONDERFUL! 

 

DST is bad enough. This year in DC we had snow the same weekend as DST. What kind of ridiculousness is that? 

[For Cereals]

Pretty sure I’m somehow related to Thomas Jefferson (tm Key and Peele)…

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Oh  my  goodness. She's a reality star now with that throwing a drink in his face bit. Only the classiest of D-listers can get away with that move! If she smashes a cake or flips a table... whoo!

 

I could go for a good cake smashing. 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

You forgot the hat. 

oh he's changed the hat a few times. 

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Well according to Ancestry DNA I'm 60% Irish, 25% Scottish, and the rest is Wales, England and northwestern Europe. (or, as my brother said when he shared the results "really, really white"). My dad's people are from Newfoundland and my mother is 100% lace curtain Boston Irish. But I still hate corned beef. 

I admire your bravery.

I will NOT do a DNA test. My family is comprised of Holy Rollers, lunatics, untreated disorders, shuffled indiginous folks , Sicilians that ran from the boot to the US under undisclosed circumstances, and some unknowns that passed through and deposited sperm without stopping to leave a name....

I am not paying to find more of these sorts.

[Emmeline]

11 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

I was born and raised in Chicago and avoided St. Patrick's Day too.  Plus, I'm not Irish.  

I’m also from Chicago but I also avoid St Paddy’s celebrations.  I do enjoy the Chicago River dyed green.

[Hotel Snarker]

Why am I not surprised that Tom Brady has unretired?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Memphis needs to shop in the Girls Husky department.

[Gobi]

"Do you have any Hobbit or Munchkin wedding dresses?"