90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[charmed1]

Who is this man Uncle Ben is talking to on this filthy ass phone? Is that his little brother or a homeboy? Because he looks at least 20 years younger than he is too.

[For Cereals]

Why are we pretending Mahogs doesn’t speak perfect English? 

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Oh gee wiz... I just saw the promo for 90 Day Fiance Diaries... Colte now has a neckbeard. One that I want to take a scissors to!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

She’s 2 years younger!!

Last episode, he was absolutely mortified that she was his own kid’s age. This week, not so much.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Doubts while you were on your WAY to Peru? No, 1 1/2 Eye...that was before you left, and you went anyway!

One and a half eye is bloody brilliant. Gold

[Frozendiva]

Are these friends for hire?

[RichiesOlderBro]

Out comes the translation app!

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Who is this man Uncle Ben is talking to on this filthy ass phone? Is that his little brother or a homeboy? Because he looks at least 20 years younger than he is too.

Just being transparent.  He's two years younger.

[Trackdawg]

21 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Good evening all.  I'll be here sporadically tonight.

[mmecorday]

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Why are we pretending Mahogs doesn’t speak perfect English? 

And without an accent.

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh god I hate Bell’s palsy syphilis Damian Lewis…he is such a dirty old man buying these girls ice cream. There is no need for the translator they all speak perfect English

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[Mrs. Landingham]

Oh look, dad is buying his daughter’s friends ice cream. 

Sweet holy moses, ladies, RUN NOW.

[magemaud]

Gino, is that you?

[charmed1]

Mahog’s extensions are worse than Darcey’s. You have to brush the back after you get out of the car, hun.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hogs’ friends look at Ben like he just passed gas.

[Angry Moldovan]

Dirty disgusting sex tourist cyclop

[greekmom]

almost as old as their parents??!! I would say just as old!

[For Cereals]

He looks like he’s out with his daughter and her friends….

[Straycat80]

The paid friends are probably thinking who’s Mahogany? 

[Pepper Mostly]

"Mahogany sometimes surprises us. Because we don't really know her at all, we're just on break from our acting class".

[Hotel Snarker]

“Why are you like this?” LMAO. I need the screenshot from that to be printed and framed. What an incredible question that applies to so much in the season.

[OneGuy]

Is the translator app a bingo square?

[TazDevil]

Why did it seem like Mahogany didn't know what her "friend" said until the translator app lady said it in English???

[Baltimore Betty]

So Ben and Mahog are standing around waiting for her friends and it is awkward because they have nothing to talk about.

Why did her friends dress alike?

Ben asking her friends strange questions and saying he was her new boyfriend...I guess it was news to her!

I swear Mahogs was trying to hid her face from the camera and get Ben's attention when her mother said she was only 22.

[Frozendiva]

I wouldn't be pursuing a 22 year old guy at my age.

[Gobi]

Anghry looks like Robert Zdar's long lost daughter. Obscure reference of the night.

[ExMathMajor]

Yeah, this isn't awkward at all...Mahogany's been living a double life...

[TMI]

Boyfriend? Ben looks angry about that.

[emergency ring]

um... who did mahogany's hair?! 

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

almost as old as their parents??!! I would say just as old!

Older!!

[OneGuy]

He's using the translator app with an English speaker.

 

[Mr. Miner]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Oh god I hate Bell’s palsy syphilis Damian Lewis…he is such a dirty old man buying these girls ice cream.

You know he probably has a van with no windows back home. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Auntie Anxiety]

This entire scene is just cringe. And Hogs looks like she’d 15yo without makeup. Twenty-two is a leap.

[For Cereals]

This is where Ben learns what dating online vs IRL means…

[CSunshine76]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

He looks like he’s out with his daughter and her friends….

Exactly. This is creepy as fuck.

[Doublemint]

Ben, "Candy little girl?"

[Trackdawg]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hombre is "man". Spouse is "esposo/esposa"

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I wouldn't be pursuing a 22 year old guy at my age.

You have common sense.

 

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I wouldn't be pursuing a 22 year old guy at my age.

 

[mmecorday]

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Anghry looks like Robert Zdar's long lost daughter. Obscure reference of the night.

FTW!!!

[TMI]

Yo -Ben -you are a BIGGER fool than Kimbelly.

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Mahogany sometimes surprises us. Because we don't really know her at all, we're just on break from our acting class".

Amazingly, this is almost the exact same scenario in one of the stories in Duolingo. I think the Spanish one.

[OneGuy]

Ben and Mahogany listen to different gods.

[magemaud]

Ben's questions to Mahogany's friends sound like he's the Emcee of the interview portion of a beauty contest

[ExMathMajor]

Just now, TMI said:

Yo -Ben -you are a BIGGER fool than Kimbelly.

For realz, yo...

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hogs exudes phoniness. She needed a better acting coach.

As well as a new MUA

[greekmom]

Noxema says love is a big word.

So is money for boobies chickie poo.

[Hotel Snarker]

“We were planning a family together.” You didn’t know how old she was, she didn’t consider you her boyfriend, and she didn’t want you to fly in in the first place.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Why are we pretending Mahogs doesn’t speak perfect English? 

Its the willing suspension of disbelief? 

2 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Is the translator app a bingo square?

Oh honey. It was on the very first one. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

I think Droopy Eye and Mike the Scicario need to team up as crime fighters and women chasers.