90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Hotel Snarker]

Prepare to DIE, GINO!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hat removal in 3....2.....1....

[LEILANI2]

Haven't we seen this scene already ? Like 6 times in the last hour.

[mmecorday]

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A gay uncle, with secrets, which is why she doesn't see him very often. He has a job in London...or California...or somewhere that excuses his unexplained absences. 

I feel like you're describing Joseph Cotton's character in "Shadow of a Doubt."

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Jasmine's bare ass has been all over so many chairs all over that resort.

those chairs have seen more of Jasmine's ass than her toilet seat.

Edited February 21, 2022 by Floatingbison

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Jasmine's bare ass has been all over so many chairs all over that resort.

It's so exclusive, they are the only ones AT the resort!

[Straycat80]

What has Jasmina been doing all day, sitting outside in a sweaty swimsuit, crying, talking in the phone. Probably plotting Gino’s death, I hope she just gets in with whatever revenge she has planned,  this is boring. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gino is such a passive aggressive asshole.

[ExMathMajor]

Based on what Kayak's reporting right now, Ella bought one (1) coach seat.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Her accent is off...like she learned both English and Spanish as peripheral languages. 

I'll bet she knows The Williams. 

I’ll bet she’s texting everyone at the slumber party that patsy actually showed up.

[Baltimore Betty]

Day three, Jasmine is still in the same bathing suit and Gino has not moved from the bed.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

KIMBERLY could do better than Ben. 

Because we were saving it just for you! 

Love ya, @Pepper Mostly

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hat removal in 3....2.....1....

I AM ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT

[Angry Moldovan]

He’s rocking some post punk hair do obvs

[Tuneful]

41 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jasmine doesn’t seem to have any problem showing 90% of the full Monty on tv, so 🤷‍♀️

I am reassured (?) that in a certain light, Jasmine has the dimply butt and thighs. 

I still can't see parading around in public with that "swimsuit," which makes strippers look modest. 

Wasn't that red parrot something! 

Jasmine is auditioning for telenovela work. 

Edited February 21, 2022 by Tuneful

[Straycat80]

Good thing he had a back up hat. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

I guess Alina got fired and the editors inserted a screaming Jasmine instead. 

[Frozendiva]

Jasmine can scream.

[Pepper Mostly]

AND HE GETS ANOTHER HAT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR GINO. 

I hope the people in the next room are enjoying the entertainment. 

[emergency ring]

[Hotel Snarker]

Jasmine’s friend Linda is a good friend knowing what Jasmine is capable of and trying to calm her down.

KILL HIM, JASMINE!

Gino's backup hat ready to go,

[Wollstonecraft]

Just STFU Jasmine.  Get lost already.  You're getting old.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m of the minority opinion that Jasmine is making much too much of this.

[LennieBriscoe]

Let it all out, Jasmine! Toss away the key to the bank vault!

[tvrox]

50 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Hey y'all. I wasn't in much of a snarky mood tonight. Just got back from traveling for a funeral. An uncle in South Carolina.

But then I see Kim bully Usman into having sex TONIGHT and perked up a little bit. Hope everyone has had a good weekend.

So sorry. 

[OneGuy]

At least Gino is extremely repentant.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

What has Jasmina been doing all day, sitting outside in a sweaty swimsuit, crying, talking in the phone. Probably plotting Gino’s death, I hope she just gets in with whatever revenge she has planned,  this is boring. 

She's also been drinking bottles of wine and fruity drinks with umbrellas!!

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, ExMathMajor said:

Based on what Kayak's reporting right now, Ella bought one (1) coach seat.

they would make her buy a second seat at the airport.

[LEILANI2]

Have we not seen this 3x already?  I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, ExMathMajor said:

Based on what Kayak's reporting right now, Ella bought one (1) coach seat.

Airfare has gone up precipitously lately. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

I think this is all an act….we are being frauded. 

[mmecorday]

Without the hat Gino looks like Fred Rutherford from "Leave It To Beaver."

[TazDevil]

"your tiny dick" 🤣🤣

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Ginos Black Hat said:

This has to be your new avi 

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Her accent is off...like she learned both English and Spanish as peripheral languages. 

I'll bet she knows The Williams. 

off topic, but it appears we may owe The Williams an apology.  While looking at a map of London for work, I found this:  The London City Airport.  it's a real thing
 

London City Airport (IATA: LCY, ICAO: EGLC) is an international airport in London, England. It is located in the Royal Docks in the London Borough of Newham, approximately 6 miles (9.7 km) east of the City of London and 3 miles (4.8 km) east of Canary Wharf.

[greekmom]

Gino's yammy yammy is probably tiny

[Hotel Snarker]

I‘M PUBLISHING YOUR BALD HEAD!

THERE'S NOTHING TO BRAG ABOUT!

Savage.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Jasmine can scream.

Chardonnay fueled screaming is the best.

[rideashire]

I saw Gino pull out another hat from the bag and had to RUN here because I am wheezing ya'll. I have never actually made an audible snort of laughter at this show before today.

How many does he have? Is there a hat stashed in every corner? I must know!

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

AND HE GETS ANOTHER HAT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR GINO. 

I hope the people in the next room are enjoying the entertainment. 

It's like those Russian dolls...remove hat and another appears.

[hookedontv]

Why the fuck is Kimberly making Usman talk to her kid? 

[Angry Moldovan]

When you’re so pathetic the producer has to protect you. Shat mchat 

[OneGuy]

I hope Jamal okays the sex.

[Wollstonecraft]

Jamalee, your mother is a big ho. 

[ExMathMajor]

What the hell is going on in the back of his head?

Yeah, Gino...HOWWWWW????

He's getting off easy...

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

I feel like you're describing Joseph Cotton's character in "Shadow of a Doubt."

Oooh, that was a good one 

[mmecorday]

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I think this is all an act….we are being frauded. 

I think you're right. The Phantom roared in anger when Christine took his mask off. Gino smiled in an oddly calm way when Jasmine took his hat off.

[LEILANI2]

The audacity of Gino getting protection for the hat from the film crew.

[Suzywriter]

Kimbally's son is smokin'!

 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

they would make her buy a second seat at the airport.

She’s a big girl fo sho. Crossover with dr now, now!