90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[magemaud]

15 minutes ago, ExMathMajor said:

OMG, Mike with the American Tourister luggage tag. (Yes, I'm old.)

I got a good price selling my train case on eBay, complete with the luggage tag and little key with the face on it 

 

Edited February 21, 2022 by magemaud

[OneGuy]

Brought the harmonica out for the Ella and Johnny segment.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ellie, he’s just not that into you but doesn’t know how to tell you politely. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I don’t know how Jasmine is still in that bathing suit. Even as a kid a damp bathing suit gets really uncomfy after a while and that’s without it being entirely sucked up into your butthole.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Anime chic with the bad wig, how many men can she get that’s she threatening him? I guess the lure of the green card is her secret weapon.

She so hornee!

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Anime chic with the bad wig, how many men can she get that’s she threatening him? I guess the lure of the green card is her secret weapon.

She's a younger Kimbally in the looks department.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Take things unto her own hands?  Are the vibrators coming out?

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

You nailed it...this has bugging me for weeks... Gino = Roger

No, I love Roger!

[greekmom]

If she doesn't care about covid, why doesn't she just go to China. Get a Air B&B and meet him there.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, she's going to surprise him by buying a ticket to Dubai. THAT should go well. 

And she's maxing out her credit card to do it. Oy. 

[TazDevil]

She's an idiot if she's booking a ticket without solidifying plans with Johnny first.

[Angry Moldovan]

Ohhh goody my credit limit went up. WTF?

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, greekmom said:

If she doesn't care about covid, why doesn't she just go to China. Get a Air B&B and meet him there.

 

China was closed a year ago. 

[OoogleEyes]

How much was the ticket? I couldn't see.

[Hotel Snarker]

Yeah, because booking a surprise trip when your partner isn’t sure is a GREAT idea!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Brought the harmonica out for the Ella and Johnny segment.

Banjo would be more appropriate 

[greekmom]

I hope she has cancellation insurance.

Dumbass.

[LEILANI2]

If I'm going to pay for a ticket to Dubai and quarantine for 14 days, I can afford  some cosmetic treatments, a beauty makeover, hair, nails, new wardrobe, lose some weight and find someone in America.

[Pepper Mostly]

And now she's draping a tablecloth on her head. WHAT THE FUCK. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ellie said that Johnny is her soulmate. I’m inching closer and closer to bingo.

[emergency ring]

johnny doesnt know im doing this 🚨

im spending money that i dont even have 🚨

 

ELLA GET IT TOGETHER

[Straycat80]

I hope she has not just wasted $1,100! 

[greekmom]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

How much was the ticket? I couldn't see.

$1124 USD 

I think.

[TazDevil]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

How much was the ticket? I couldn't see.

$1124

[Gobi]

🎶She's got a ticket to Dubai and he don't care!🎵

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

She's an idiot if she's booking a ticket without solidifying plans with Johnny first.

No need to qualify the initial observation.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

She's a younger Kimbally in the looks department.

She makes kimbarlee look like Elle McPherson 

[tvrox]

37 minutes ago, Wollstonecraft said:

Why cant Jasmine get out already? 

Why is she still wearing a bathing suit? 

[Hotel Snarker]

Johnny gets an A for maintaining composure.

[greekmom]

Not being mean. But wouldn't she need to book 2 seats?

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Wollstonecraft said:

Mike's home life is depressing.

I dunno...dad and gramps seem to genuinely care.

 

[TazDevil]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

I hope she has not just wasted $1,100! 

I hope she has!  Maybe that lesson will stick.

[Mr. Miner]

She had to buy two tickets for herself to Dubai.

[CrazyInAlabama]

3 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

She's a younger Kimbally in the looks department.

And Ella's just as desperate at Kimbally. 

[magemaud]

6 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

At least she won't be asking Gino to fund her breast augmentation

I thought he already did

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

No, I love Roger!

I'm Krispy Kreme McDonalds     . . . . 

[LEILANI2]

Ella, go find you a man like wonky eyed Ben who will fly and stalk you and leave this poor man in China alone.

Edited February 21, 2022 by LEILANI2

[Wollstonecraft]

He'd rather meet your Beagle,  not you.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

She's an idiot if she's booking a ticket without solidifying plans with Johnny first.

Par for the 90 Day course. 

She is really a silly, selfish woman. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And now she's draping a tablecloth on her head. WHAT THE FUCK. 

I thought it’s was a bedspread and she was doing another cosplay character.

[Doublemint]

Another desperate woman, we've got a pattern here.   Now she wants an Open Relationship.

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

She's an idiot if she's booking a ticket without solidifying plans with Johnny first.

You could have stopped at "She's an idiot."

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And now she's draping a tablecloth on her head. WHAT THE FUCK. 

Ella the ever cosplayer…

[TazDevil]

Ben's been sitting there for two weeks and has only been sipping on one glass of tap water.

[greekmom]

Elle wants the D and she wants the D bad!

[charmed1]

She spent $1125. What a weirdo.

[Gobi]

Fuck "Stuck".

[emergency ring]

me at ella 

[Pepper Mostly]

"If you're not willing to come to Dubai, I'm shopping on HotAsianHunksdotcom for a new soulmate". 

[ExMathMajor]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Not being mean. But wouldn't she need to book 2 seats?

Okay, now I'm wondering how much one seat costs...off to Kayak.com...

Johnny's like: oh, you're going to Dubai? Have a great time!