90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Straycat80]

Ew, all this sex talk is uncomfortable. 
 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

More like the acquaintance zone.

More like I will pay for your ride to the airport and then ghost you zone.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Wollstonecraft said:

Usma will be vomiting tomorrow. 

He will be taking a silk wood shower

[greekmom]

Damn Hazma looks fine.

 

[Floatingbison]

That lady trying to get Usman to have sex with her....I've seen panda breeding programs with better success

[Bees52]

Hey y'all. I wasn't in much of a snarky mood tonight. Just got back from traveling for a funeral. An uncle in South Carolina.

But then I see Kim bully Usman into having sex TONIGHT and perked up a little bit. Hope everyone has had a good weekend.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Usman now imagining the money train leaving the station. 

He's afraid she'll demand the PS5 back. 

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Sex tonight?  I wonder if there will be a fire and the hotel burn down?

Yes, I too fear that there is a terrible accident in the offing. 

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Other people? Staying at your house?

Blink twice if you need rescuing 

Its been great, we've been going to bars and eating in restaurants and hitting the thrift shops! 

[mmecorday]

Hazmat's mom's sparkly hijab FTW!

[greekmom]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

That lady trying to get Usman to have sex with her....I've seen panda breeding programs with better success

☠️

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Is anyone following All Creatures Great and Small on PBS?

Yes!  On Monday nights.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

TMI, but is Usman planning to “fist” Kimbelly? Is that what he was implying with his raised fist?

Omg, I can’t, I can’t stop laughing to even type this

[emergency ring]

its my first time seeing a traditional wedding clothing from tunisia... THIS IS STUNNING!! 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Damn Hazma looks fine.

 

He is cute…

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Damn Hazma looks fine.

 

Sexy time?  Big boobies?

[Suzywriter]

Mama Hamza reminds me of Loretta Lynn for some reason. Cheekbones? 

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Hey y'all. I wasn't in much of a snarky mood tonight. Just got back from traveling for a funeral. An uncle in South Carolina.

But then I see Kim bully Usman into having sex TONIGHT and perked up a little bit. Hope everyone has had a good weekend.

So sorry for your loss!

Hamza thinks getting married is worth “giving a chance.”. That has to be one of the weakest foundations for a wedding I have ever heard.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Hey y'all. I wasn't in much of a snarky mood tonight. Just got back from traveling for a funeral. An uncle in South Carolina.

But then I see Kim bully Usman into having sex TONIGHT and perked up a little bit. Hope everyone has had a good weekend.

I'm so sorry friend. We will lift you up in snark.

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

He will be taking a silk wood shower

There is not enough steel wool and pumice stone in the world. 

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Sex tonight?  I wonder if there will be a fire and the hotel burn down?

Usman just remembered it’s Ramadan! 

[Frozendiva]

Pre-nups are very common in the US - to protect yourself. Yeah, you can trust someone, but money and stuff are a big issue.

[LEILANI2]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

They're my son's friends originally but we're all friends now too. They're hanging out with him when he gets out of work so its all good!

We were watching "Upstart Crow" on Britbox and then my son came over. I couldn't tear myself away but I dearly missed you!

I'm recording it. Should we live chat it? I'm down. There's a yawning void left by "My 600 Pound Life"!

I would love to live chat it but it's a DISCOVERY+ only for now, not sure if that's possible.

[Maybeitsme]

I am so embarrassed for Kimberly, has she no shame? And here comes Hazmat and his poor mom. SMH

[kacesq]

Listen to your mom, Hamza!

[Baltimore Betty]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

$10 "African Way" is a 2 pump chump from a semi hard yammy.

Foreplay includes an expensive laptop and gaming system.

[Gobi]

Usman - "Oops! I just remembered It's No Nut November. Sorry."

[ExMathMajor]

Oooh! Hamza looking like a snack in those clothes...

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Omg, I can’t, I can’t stop laughing to even type this

Maybe he will use an actual um, yam.

[Angry Moldovan]

It’s pay for play kimbarleeeee

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hazmat, get to the lifeboat stat! Me don’t think you should marry Memphis. Do you understand?

[OneGuy]

The Kimbaaly Usman relationship develops so organically.

[Wollstonecraft]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Hey y'all. I wasn't in much of a snarky mood tonight. Just got back from traveling for a funeral. An uncle in South Carolina.

But then I see Kim bully Usman into having sex TONIGHT and perked up a little bit. Hope everyone has had a good weekend.

Condolences on your uncle.

[mmecorday]

Damn, Jasmine. Sideboob much?

[RichiesOlderBro]

I thought we were done with Gino?

[greekmom]

 

Make it rain Mike

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Yes!  On Monday nights.

Looooove it! They got Helen so right! Tricky Wu's mummy is also spot on.

[For Cereals]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

It’s pay for play kimbarleeeee

She shouldn’t have given him the games with the PS5 or held on to the power cord…

[Hotel Snarker]

Hamza is gonna drive his mother to insanity. This poor woman.

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Does she a carry on or did Kimbaaaly just pack everything in the bags under her eyes?

Will you be here all week? I'll be sure to tip the waitstaff!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Maybe he will use an actual um, yam.

Help I am dead.

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Hey y'all. I wasn't in much of a snarky mood tonight. Just got back from traveling for a funeral. An uncle in South Carolina.

But then I see Kim bully Usman into having sex TONIGHT and perked up a little bit. Hope everyone has had a good weekend.

We’re here for you. Let us lift your spirits.

[Eldemarge]

It bugs me that a movie with Channing Tatum and a dog is rated PG-13.  Why.  

Whatever, phhft!

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, kacesq said:

Listen to your mom, Hamza!

Did Memphis bring gifts for Mother and Sister Hamza?  

My guess is Hamza did the deed and now feels like he has to make an honorable woman out of Memphis because he is a nice guy, too nice.

 

[Straycat80]

How long is this fight with Gino going to last? Seems like they’ve been at it for days. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Wollstonecraft said:

Condolences on your uncle.

Much love and snark ❤️

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

The Kimbaaly Usman relationship develops so organically.

Right? She begs for sex, he says no. Playing hard to get. 

[Suzywriter]

OH, Jasmine, take your fake titties home and hook another sugar daddy, preferably one without head mold. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Hamza’s mom is lovely. That family really hit the genetic lottery.

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Let's all chip in and get Kim some Plexaderm.

Lol. That infomercial is so rude to that man. She’s basically like, “Look at my ugly ass dad with these bags under his eyes, but now…Plexaderm.”

[Floatingbison]

Usman is consulting Muhammet's Big Book of Excuses To Avoid Kissing and Sexy Time.

Edited February 21, 2022 by Floatingbison

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

I thought we were done with Gino?

Someone has to take up the slack left by Caleb and Alina's absence.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

How long is this fight with Gino going to last? Seems like they’ve been at it for days. 

I would think she’d have thong rash by now…