90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Is the Pole running scene a fake out?!  I need to see this!

I know, we’re we duped again by Matt Sharpe?

[ExMathMajor]

I just realized who Mike reminds me of, at least in the eye area.

 

[For Cereals]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Mike's Spanish is so good, if I closed my eyes, I'd swear I was in Ecuador.

Not Coluuumbia like Cheese Stick?

[charmed1]

Ugh, I thought we were rid of the little racist half-turd and its unwashed paramour. Why are they still here?

[TazDevil]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Is the Pole running scene a fake out?!  I need to see this!

Forgot about that!!  I hope so!!! 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

OMG, Ben is David searching for Lana 2.0!

I wonder if MMMmmmmm David is watching and nodding his head in sympathy.

[Mr. Miner]

Pull my finger! 😷

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

There must be a short, strange man in the US that doesn't fart. 

🎶Everybody farts....sometimes...🎶

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

OMG, Ben is David searching for Lana 2.0!

Like @Pepper Mostly said I am waiting for him to start knocking on doors. Maybe his server will get to keep a nice bouquet of flowers 

[emergency ring]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

@Ginos Black Hat, love your handle!

thank you! i change it every season LOL

[LennieBriscoe]

Mike's Spanish is pretty good! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Ximena's adorable little boys are crushing my heart. I want them to come to the US and play Little League and be Cub Scouts and get regular dental care. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

The crack Sharp research team couldn't be arsed.

Honey. ALL men fart. 

I just heard my hubby pass gas in December for the first time.  I am confident it has happened before.

@kacesq

YOU GOT THIS!!

Edited February 7, 2022 by Mrs. Hanson

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Not Coluuumbia like Cheese Stick?

It's pronounced Cheese Dick.

[Suzywriter]

OH, I have tears in my hard, cold eyes after that speech. Mike, you do care. 

[kacesq]

I find the blue hair guy on Darcey & Stacey to be so annoying in his clear famewhore ambition.

[Bees52]

Ximena has to yes. Her family is so hoping Prince Farting will sweep her away to his castle on Long Island.

[Auntie Anxiety]

STOOOOOPPPPPP! I do not want to see Ben’s bare chest.

[Eldemarge]

I hope for Ximena's sake that if she says yes and then moves in with Mike and those other family members, that she isn't just there as a mommy-bangmaid and he actually is interested in an equal partnership.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I wonder if MMMmmmmm David is watching and nodding his head in sympathy.

Dead ee

[kacesq]

There is nothing remotely attractive about Ben. Put a shirt on dude.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ben, let’s review. She told you not to come, okay?

[emergency ring]

this workout montage LOL um ok ben 

[TazDevil]

Hey Ben.... no response is a response....

Get a clue.  Go do some sightseeing and go home.

[Angry Moldovan]

The lawd commanded that I appear top less 

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, ExMathMajor said:

I just realized who Mike reminds me of, at least in the eye area.

 

And the ears!

[Suzywriter]

Shoot, I'm working on a tricky jeans fly, the sewing machine needs an adjustment and 90DF is on w/built in snark fest. I don't have enough hands! I'm hungry, too. 

[charmed1]

Put a shirt on, you sweaty douche. Other people want to use the equipment too.

[Eldemarge]

I'm in the gym all the time and I've NEVERRRRrrrr seen a shirtless man in there working out but TLC wants us to be uncomfortable at all times.

OH JESUS, IS THIS HIS ORIGINAL POETRY

[Mr. Miner]

WTF?

[Frozendiva]

So Ben, you expected a young girl to drive 2 hours in the dark to pick you up? You want unconditional love, maybe the Universe can give you a soul connection. You want a hot young wife.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I saw this part on the preview. It is fucking hilarious. Ben, the wordsmith.

[OneGuy]

Runaway train story: TLDNR.

[Gobi]

Ben is the little engine that couldn't.

Edited February 7, 2022 by Gobi

[bref]

Worst. Story. Ever. 

[greekmom]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I know, we’re we duped again by Matt Sharpe?

i'm wondering about that too,

[TazDevil]

Which eye did the Ben in the story wink with?  The big one or the little one?

[Hotel Snarker]

What is this runaway train nonsense? Am I having a fever hallucination?!!

Edited February 7, 2022 by Hotel Snarker

[mmecorday]

That's a fucked up story, Ben.

[Bees52]

What the? Is it story time?

[charmed1]

I’m CRINGING! OMG, I’m sticking my fingers in my ears.

[kacesq]

Oh Ben. You’re an annoying idiot. 

Anyone watch Making the Team Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders? This is Vivian’s lucid dream poem all over again.

[Straycat80]

Somebody wake me up when this dumb story is over. 

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

He's another child. 

 

After watching Geoffrey at trial my bar is much lower. Extra points for not sharing nude pics 

[emergency ring]

id block if i ever get a text llike that.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hey bro (aka Jason) needs to get new friends. 

[mmecorday]

Quote

Worst. Story. Ever. 

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Ginos Black Hat said:

thank you! i change it every season LOL

OK, now I'm dying from curiosity--who were you before? 

Just now, Frozendiva said:

So Ben, you expected a young girl to drive 2 hours in the dark to pick you up? You want unconditional love, maybe the Universe can give you a soul connection. You want a hot young wife.

Its not what he wants. Its what Jesus wants. 

[greekmom]

Please explain to me why would a 24 (or 22 year old) want this 40 year old dude??  I don't think he even has much $$

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Ginos Black Hat said:

id block if i ever get a text llike that.

I would have a panic attack if a disgusting old sex tourist sent that to me.