Gobi January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 "I met my furniture for the first time." 15 1 Link to comment
OneGuy January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 In that pic of Mike and Ximena together that begins this segment, it looks like he's never held a woman before, like he's super tentative. 1 2 4 Link to comment
greekmom January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 I think the kids like Mike more than mom does. 1 14 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 Narrator: Mike didn’t like it. 4 3 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 Ximena’s been training the kids for a year to sleep in her bed. She was cock-blocking since the kick off. 2 10 4 Link to comment
Frozendiva January 3, 2022 Author Share January 3, 2022 Dude, the first time with anyone is rarely fantastic. It takes a little time. 8 Link to comment
Floatingbison January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said: A yawning donkey Bell bottoms from 1974. 2 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 Mike, you want to fulfill all Ximena's fantasies? Buy her a car. 23 1 Link to comment
Straycat80 January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 Mike looks like he’s going to get sick when he talks about sexy time. He’s probably a virgin. 8 Link to comment
magemaud January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 14 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: 15 minutes ago, tvrox said: Beautiful mosque. But where are all the Turkish cats? They're all at Seven and Alina #1's wedding. Steven forgot to let them out of the cat carriers 8 1 Link to comment
OneGuy January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 Mike, you wouldn't have to wait a year to "be intimate" with a woman if you chose to develop such a relationship in your own town/county/state/country. 14 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 Ditch those kids, it’s sexy time!!! 6 1 Link to comment
Doublemint January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 Ximena should have trained the kids to sleep in the other room weeks ago. 1 7 Link to comment
Armchair Critic January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 Bless his heart he wants to give her the best night of pleasure. 🤣 4 3 Link to comment
tvrox January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 42 minutes ago, Frozendiva said: His head would have hatmarks. I actually wonder if he has some kind of rash on his head? 3 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 1 minute ago, Straycat80 said: Mike looks like he’s going to get sick when he talks about sexy time. He’s probably a virgin. I was wondering this exact same thing. 1 4 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 The kids seem to like Mike…he is odd but I think that says something 8 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 Oh Usman. You are not a Mensa member, are you? Dumb as a rock. 5 7 Link to comment
greekmom January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 so far: Caleb got some. Kim got cockblocked by her gifts. Mike got cockblocked by his kid. Ella and Johnny got cockblocked by the time difference. 3 3 Link to comment
TazDevil January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 If Ximena can have sex through the prison bars, she can have sex with the kids screaming. 2 7 7 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 Her name is Rosary? Does she have a jewelry line? 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 Just now, hula-la said: Rosa is simply stunning. She is so remarkably beautiful I can't believe my eyes. 14 Link to comment
Frozendiva January 3, 2022 Author Share January 3, 2022 Rosa is vivacious and charming. Kimbaaaly is a third wheel. 11 Link to comment
Suzywriter January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: Mike, you want to fulfill all Ximena's fantasies? Buy her a car. For the right car, I'd give him a second look. 6 2 Link to comment
kacesq January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 You are the unfuckable grandma, Kim, deal with it. 4 13 Link to comment
Eldemarge January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 Kim looks like a bar-goyle that Usman accidentally picked up at the pub and now she won't leave. 11 4 Link to comment
Gobi January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 Yes, Kimbally, you are the grandma there. 1 13 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 Kim: What am I? The grandma? Me: Yes. 8 11 Link to comment
Straycat80 January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 Rosa Ree is beautiful. Kim looks like their grandmother chaperoning their date. 4 13 Link to comment
charmed1 January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 I hate to see beautiful women wearing terrible foundation. 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 Kim: Am I the grandma in the group? Pepper Mostly: if the shoe fits, Kim. 8 8 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 1 minute ago, tvrox said: I actually wonder if he has some kind of rash on his head? I was wondering if he had a lipoma or cyst, the type that Dr. Lee fixes? Rosa Ree is stunning. 1 4 Link to comment
Angry Moldovan January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 Mos def the great grandma of the group 2 5 Link to comment
Toodleoo January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 Yes, Kim, you are the gramma in the group. Pack up the dust that was your dignity and go home. 5 11 Link to comment
TazDevil January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 1 minute ago, greekmom said: so far: Caleb got some. Kim got cockblocked by her gifts. Mike got cockblocked by his kid. Ella and Johnny got cockblocked by the time difference. Did Caleb actually get some? Did I miss that? 1 6 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 I would commit murder to have Rosas body 1 10 Link to comment
Suzywriter January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 1 minute ago, greekmom said: so far: Caleb got some. Kim got cockblocked by her gifts. Mike got cockblocked by his kid. Ella and Johnny got cockblocked by the time difference. Wait, Caleb got some??? I thought he got cockblocked by his terror. Rosa Ree is astoundingly beautiful and lively? 5 Link to comment
rideashire January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 (edited) This girl is a better actor than Usman. He needs to take notes. Edited January 3, 2022 by rideashire 3 12 Link to comment
Straycat80 January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 Just now, TazDevil said: Did Caleb actually get some? Did I miss that? No, he was sooooooo tired and probably thinking about Elijah. 4 3 Link to comment
OneGuy January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 (edited) 4 minutes ago, kacesq said: You are the unfuckable grandma, Kim, deal with it. GIDLF Edited January 3, 2022 by OneGuy 3 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 Girl, you ARE the granny. Get with the program. 1 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 Rosary isn’t interested in Useman. She prefers heterosexuals. 6 2 Link to comment
Suzywriter January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said: Kim: What am I? The grandma? Me: Yes. That was about the worst thing she could have said. Rosa is being very supportive and kind. 10 Link to comment
Angry Moldovan January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 1 minute ago, Toodleoo said: Yes, Kim, you are the gramma in the group. Pack up the dust that was your dignity and go home. Man, that would have been my reality check and I’d be on the next plane home. 14 Link to comment
LEILANI2 January 3, 2022 Share January 3, 2022 I don't like Alina and I don't like Where's Waldo Caleb. They're both douchebags. 7 Link to comment
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