90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Gobi]

"I met my furniture for the first time."

[OneGuy]

In that pic of Mike and Ximena together that begins this segment, it looks like he's never held a woman before, like he's super tentative.

[greekmom]

I think the kids like Mike more than mom does.

[Hotel Snarker]

Narrator: Mike didn’t like it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ximena’s been training the kids for a year to sleep in her bed. She was cock-blocking since the kick off.

[sainte-chapelle]

Is the dessert penis soup?

[Frozendiva]

Dude, the first time with anyone is rarely fantastic. It takes a little time.

[Toodleoo]

This whole season got me like

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

A yawning donkey

Bell bottoms from 1974.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mike, you want to fulfill all Ximena's fantasies? Buy her a car. 

[Straycat80]

Mike looks like he’s going to get sick when he talks about sexy time. He’s probably a virgin.

[magemaud]

14 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

15 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Beautiful mosque. But where are all the Turkish cats? 

They're all at Seven and Alina #1's wedding. 

Steven forgot to let them out of the cat carriers

[OneGuy]

Mike, you wouldn't have to wait a year to "be intimate" with a woman if you chose to develop such a relationship in your own town/county/state/country.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ditch those kids, it’s sexy time!!!

[Doublemint]

Ximena should have trained the kids to sleep in the other room weeks ago.  

[Armchair Critic]

Bless his heart he wants to give her the best night of pleasure. 🤣

[tvrox]

42 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

His head would have hatmarks.

I actually wonder if he has some kind of rash on his head? 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Mike looks like he’s going to get sick when he talks about sexy time. He’s probably a virgin.

I was wondering this exact same thing.

[hula-la]

Rosa is simply stunning. 

[sainte-chapelle]

The kids seem to like Mike…he is odd but I think that says something

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Usman. You are not a Mensa member, are you? Dumb as a rock. 

[greekmom]

so far:

Caleb got some.

Kim got cockblocked by her gifts.

Mike got cockblocked by his kid.

Ella and Johnny got cockblocked by the time difference.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Her name is Rosary? Does she have a jewelry line?

[TazDevil]

If Ximena can have sex through the prison bars, she can have sex with the kids screaming.

[tvrox]

Colombian dessert! I want some. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, hula-la said:

Rosa is simply stunning. 

She is so remarkably beautiful I can't believe my eyes. 

[Frozendiva]

Rosa is vivacious and charming. Kimbaaaly is a third wheel.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Mike, you want to fulfill all Ximena's fantasies? Buy her a car. 

For the right car, I'd give him a second look.

[kacesq]

You are the unfuckable grandma, Kim, deal with it.

[Gobi]

Yes, Kimbally, you are the grandma there.

[Eldemarge]

Kim looks like a bar-goyle that Usman accidentally picked up at the pub and now she won't leave.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kim: What am I? The grandma?

Me: Yes.

[Straycat80]

Rosa Ree is beautiful. Kim looks like their grandmother chaperoning their date. 

[charmed1]

I hate to see beautiful women wearing terrible foundation.

[Pepper Mostly]

Kim: Am I the grandma in the group?

Pepper Mostly: if the shoe fits, Kim. 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

I actually wonder if he has some kind of rash on his head? 

I was wondering if he had a lipoma or cyst, the type that Dr. Lee fixes?

Rosa Ree is stunning.

[Angry Moldovan]

Mos def the great grandma of the group

[Toodleoo]

Yes, Kim, you are the gramma in the group. Pack up the dust that was your dignity and go home.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

so far:

Caleb got some.

Kim got cockblocked by her gifts.

Mike got cockblocked by his kid.

Ella and Johnny got cockblocked by the time difference.

Did Caleb actually get some?  Did I miss that?

[OneGuy]

Kim looks drastically awful.

[sainte-chapelle]

I would commit murder to have Rosas body

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

so far:

Caleb got some.

Kim got cockblocked by her gifts.

Mike got cockblocked by his kid.

Ella and Johnny got cockblocked by the time difference.

Wait, Caleb got some??? I thought he got cockblocked by his terror.

Rosa Ree is astoundingly beautiful and lively?

[rideashire]

This girl is a better actor than Usman. He needs to take notes.

Edited January 3, 2022 by rideashire

[Straycat80]

Just now, TazDevil said:

Did Caleb actually get some?  Did I miss that?

No, he was sooooooo tired and probably thinking about Elijah. 

[OneGuy]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

You are the unfuckable grandma, Kim, deal with it.

GIDLF

Edited January 3, 2022 by OneGuy

[Hotel Snarker]

Girl, you ARE the granny. Get with the program.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rosary isn’t interested in Useman. She prefers heterosexuals.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kim: What am I? The grandma?

Me: Yes.

That was about the worst thing she could have said. 

Rosa is being very supportive and kind. 

[LEILANI2]

I don't like Alina and I don't like Where's Waldo Caleb. They're both douchebags.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Toodleoo said:

Yes, Kim, you are the gramma in the group. Pack up the dust that was your dignity and go home.

Man, that would have been my reality check and I’d be on the next plane home.