90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

I used to know how to play backgammon in the 70’s.

[magemaud]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Thanks! It's worth a shot. I'm terrified of ending up in Alfred Dunner separates, the stylist of AARP.

I told my friends they have permission to shoot me if I ever buy anything from Alfred Dunner. I once had to sing at a funeral for a nun at her “mother house.” The sisters in the congregation could have been a print ad for Alfred Dunner, in head to toe pastel polyester. 

[Hotel Snarker]

These Brother Husbands women just want to go date and see what they can get away with. NOT INTERESTED.

[Baltimore Betty]

I love playing Backgammon!

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Fatima and Ahmed are doing well, now that he’s beaten her into submission.

[Frozendiva]

Not all Egyptian women wear head coverings.

[Hotel Snarker]

The brother seems to get a good wife in the Chinese woman. She seems very sweet.

[sainte-chapelle]

Didn’t Ahmed’s wife say a few episodes ago that she isn’t allowed to go out and have friends? I don’t buy this…at all

[ChiMama]

“Do they even have mailboxes in the Dominican Republic?” Because it cannot be said often enough, I DESPISE Danielle! 

[charmed1]

Watch the wig, Mahmoud!

[Drogo]

 

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Not all Egyptian women wear head coverings.

I think all the women in their family do.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Fatima and Ahmed are doing well, now that he’s beaten her into submission.

We need more Fatima! Seriously, she’s such a treasure.

Oh, and Nicole turned 40 on March 23. Go figure.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mahmoud plays by the book. No one is allowed to do anything he doesn’t think they should be doing. 

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Not to mention this isn't her first CAMEL rodeo in Egypt.

[Bees52]

Ohh... so Brother Mahmoud did live a little, he drank.... Tequila... and loves it!

Not in Egypt, though.

Edited April 3, 2023 by Bees52

[SunnyBeBe]

Nicole lives in a dream world.  

[Hotel Snarker]

Total. Fucking. Snooze. Fest. 😤

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Lol it was weird…I remember it was an assembly about safety…aElmer the safety elephant was there, and he mentioned to Elmer that John Candy went here and listened to Elmer…it was weird.

Safety elephant??

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mahmoud plays by the book. No one is allowed to do anything he doesn’t think they should be doing. 

He is cherry-picking just like SteVen and his Mormon ass.

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I told my friends they have permission to shoot me if I ever buy anything from Alfred Dunner. I once had to sing at a funeral for a nun at her “mother house.” The sisters in the congregation could have been a print ad for Alfred Dunner, in head to toe pastel polyester. 

You are a singer!!

[Drogo]

When she laughs, Nicole’s mouth puckers up like a little old lady. Hee.

[Trackdawg]

[Auntie Anxiety]

TRACKDAWG!!! How’s it going?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Safety elephant??

https://www.elmer.ca/elmers-story

[kacesq]

I hate these overly earnest Nationwide commercials.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

You are a singer!!

Yes, I put the F.U.N. in funerals. 

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Nicole lives in a dream world.  

Without the cameras around Nicole would be living a nightmare with a controlling man determined to have her obey him.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

When she laughs, Nicole’s mouth puckers up like a little old lady. Hee.

I never noticed because she so rarely smiles or laughs

[My Girls]

Just now, kacesq said:

I hate these overly earnest Nationwide commercials.

Where the hell has Geico been?  I miss those.

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Did anyone watch Seeking Brother Husband? I found it boring and weird.

Same. I gave up halfway through. 

[Baltimore Betty]

When I was in high school I dated an Egyptian but since we are both Jewish it was not so much the culture clash but typical high school romance it was over and I have no idea why, I cannot remember, sigh. Today he is a very well respected jeweler in St. Barts, big sigh. 

What about Nicole going to spend part of the day with Mackmood at his job or go to a cultural event with his mother or sister in law? Nah, it's hella more fun to whine about things you should have known about if you ever saw a tv show or read a book or Googled anything.

[Hotel Snarker]

Okay, mustache girl yet again. I have always been rubbed the wrong way by this commercial. I cannot pinpoint exactly why, though. Someone help.

[Trackdawg]

14 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Indian Butt Bongos! (cue “Smooth Criminal”)

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Shelbie said:

Without the cameras around Nicole would be living a nightmare with a controlling man determined to have her obey him.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Do not marry into a culture of expected obedience. It's just asking for trouble. 

[sainte-chapelle]

There was also this talking blinking horror show at school

[charmed1]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Ohh... so Brother Mahmoud did live a little, he drank.... Tequila!

Not in Egypt, though.

And he “loved” it, so I’m sure he drank more than once. I’m sure he’s done a lot more that Mahmoud isn’t aware of. Especially since he noted that Mahmoud has no experience with women. I’m going to assume that older brother does.

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Okay, mustache girl yet again. I have always been rubbed the wrong way by this commercial. I cannot pinpoint exactly why, though. Someone help.

I'm with you 100%.  It's because this girl seems to want to live mustachioed like Freda Kahlo but she's not an important artist.  So then... get the dang thing waxed off dummy!

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Okay, mustache girl yet again. I have always been rubbed the wrong way by this commercial. I cannot pinpoint exactly why, though. Someone help.

Her mustached look with the yellow jacket and random booties is about as cohesive as dollar store salad dressing, AND her mustache is ratty. At least use some mustache wax so it's not all ratty.

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Trackdawg said:

NOOOOOOOOO DAWG NOW I HAVE TO LIVE WITH VISIONS OF GROSSDREW’S FACE IN MY NIGHTMARES TONIGHT

3 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

Where the hell has Geico been?  I miss those.

The Farmers commercials were the only ones I truly enjoyed.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

There was also this talking blinking horror show at school

EEEEEE!!! I want to meet one!

[Gobi]

"I have something important to tell him."

Later - "Do you want to know how I got these scars?"

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

What about Nicole going to spend part of the day with Mackmood at his job 

“Bring your Stupid American to Work Day.” Actually I thought her working at his fabric shop and designing clothing was the plan. 

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

There was also this talking blinking horror show at school

Anyone remember “Jump Rope for Heart”?

[Frozendiva]

Nice of Gabe to include the kids.

[charmed1]

Miguel’s like, “I’m just here so I don’t get fined.”

[SunnyBeBe]

How old is Gabriel?

[Gobi]

Just now, SunnyBeBe said:

How old is Gabriel?

32, she's 34.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, SunnyBeBe said:

How old is Gabriel?

I think 32.

[SunnyBeBe]

Just now, Gobi said:

32, she's 34.

I’m wondering about the receding hairline?  

[Suzywriter]

Just now, SunnyBeBe said:

I’m wondering about the receding hairline?  

T shots.