90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[TazDevil]

"that's how I got strong"

and not the HGH or the other drugs he happened to test positive for?

I hate how he phrases it like it just so happened that he tested positive for the drugs and not that he was taking HGH and steroids to cheat at his sport.

[Eldemarge]

Generic, Vanilla, Austin bro.   Yaaaaaawn.....

[JennyMominFL]

you just magically tested positive. I like how he made it a passive sentence

[kacesq]

I’m amused by “I tested positive for...” not “I took banned substances and got caught.”

[Pepper Mostly]

"I tested positive". "Mistakes were made". "My career ended". Holy passive voice Batman.

Edited May 9, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

He tested positive form DES? Poor baby, he can no longer compete after cheating. Actually, I think it’s great that he got caught and has to pay the consequences.

[Hotel Snarker]

He sounds shocked that he tested positive. Dumbass.

[goofygirl]

6 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

So, Miona wants to impress the future in-laws with corn dogs?     How does she think Jibri will afford an apartment or house?   Especially since she seems to think she belongs in a mansion in L.A. next door to the Kardashians. 

I know, right? Wonder what they do for that Kartrashian $$$$??  Did she FORGET that part?

[Straycat80]

Well crap, my TV network just went out. Thank God for you Snarkers letting me know what I’m missing. 

[mmecorday]

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Too bad Patrick cannot get a bigger head. 👍🏼

Maybe that Body Parts lady can help him out.

[OneGuy]

"I can't take part in the sport that I love so much that I cheated at it." - Patrick

[greekmom]

Muttonchops is going to be the wetblanket.

[For Cereals]

Interesting how he seems not to take accountability, “I tested positive,” like, you know what you put in your body.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Wife was mad because he was using illegal drugs I bet and not the lack of weightlifting. 

[tvrox]

33 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Sorry that last week we were on vacay in Atlanta, and I came home with every infection literally from my head cold down. So another week without snarking, I’m so sad 😭 

Hope you're feeling better! 

[Gobi]

The couple that doesn't lift is doomed to drift.

[ExMathMajor]

I LOVE y'all. You read my mind.

You "got tested positive" for these drugs, dude? Like...someone just snuck them into your food without your knowing it, or what?

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

My fist is getting itchy. I see a face that I think that I want to punch.

I can't decide if I want to hit this guy or his brother first.  Masshole.

[GrammyPammy]

Patrick seems like he is still pissed off because he “tested positive” for banned substances.  Twice, didn’t even learn from the first time. He is bitter. It was the CONSEQUENCES OF HIS OWN ACTIONS. Now he is a door-to-door salesman for security systems. 

[JennyMominFL]

im trying to come up with something positive to say.

I like his backsplash

[CSunshine76]

This DB who “tested positive” for performance enhancing drugs looks like a giant thumb.

[JennyMominFL]

My tv just went off for an amber alert.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

He sounds shocked that he tested positive. Dumbass.

He accidentally fell onto a steroid-filled syringe on his way into the bathroom.

[hookedontv]

His mom’s eyebrows….

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, ExMathMajor said:

I LOVE y'all. You read my mind.

You "got tested positive" for these drugs, dude? Like...someone just snuck them into your food without your knowing it, or what?

He probably followed the Lance Armstrong (  who also lives in Austin )method and was shocked it failed him.

[LEILANI2]

Well not only did he get caught TWICE for cheating with drugs for the Olympics but we now know his balls have shrunk and his dick is flaccid now too. No wonder he has to go find a woman from another country.

[Straycat80]

Why are they all ‘models’? 

[Hotel Snarker]

His brother is straight out of the Wahlberg academy.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

I can't decide if I want to hit this guy or his brother first.  Masshole.

Hey! @Auntie Anxiety and I take exception! 

[greekmom]

Model=Only Fans !?!?

or camming??

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, JennyMominFL said:

My tv just went off for an amber alert.

His fiancé just went missing? LOL

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

im trying to come up with something positive to say.

I like his backsplash

Well done lol!

[Baltimore Betty]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

He sounds shocked that he tested positive. Dumbass.

Maybe it was like if you eat a poppy seed bagel and take a drug test sort of thing, lol.

[greekmom]

What does Meathead do that he can afford flights to Brazil?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

He accidentally fell onto a steroid-filled syringe on his way into the bathroom.

DEAD

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Hey! @Auntie Anxiety and I take exception! 

Yah!

[Hotel Snarker]

What are the chances this guy has a big lifted truck and a small dick?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Model=Only Fans !?!?

or camming??

Yes.

[CrazyInAlabama]

44 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

But I thought Dr. Daddy just filed for bankruptcy.

Look at the article on their Ari and Bini couples thread, Dr and Mommy have been filing for variouse bankruptcy chapters, been foreclosed on, for years.    I hope the bankruptcy judge nails them for claiming they're broke when they finance the nanny, and everything else for Miss Scarlett (Ari).  

I wonder if anyone mentioned the long term effects of steriods?   I understand your nickname is pencil d### after this.    So, daddy moved to Brazil?   I wonder if the lack of extradition treaties to the U.S. influenced that?     Also, liver cancer, and other nasty after effects. 

Edited May 9, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hey! @Auntie Anxiety and I take exception! 

NO!!!  You all aren't Massholes!!  Brother Patrick is the epitome of one.

[RichiesOlderBro]

No curtains on his windows…would drive me crazy.  

[kacesq]

I give him points for Learning the language but is this really a 90DF if there’s no translator app?

[greekmom]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

He accidentally fell onto a steroid-filled syringe on his way into the bathroom.

Nah. His competition spiked his food!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Meathead is looking for the mother love he never really had. He, Guillermo and Mohamed are going to their first Cub Scout meeting next week.

[hookedontv]

He learned Portuguese. Might be the only thing I like about him. 

[Hotel Snarker]

11 months? You don’t belong on the show.

[For Cereals]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

His brother is straight out of the Wahlberg academy.

He is the guy from the beer commercials.

[Pepper Mostly]

What? He actually learned his soulmate's language? I am in shock. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Model=Only Fans !?!?

or camming??

Stop. You’re both right.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

Look at the article on their Ari and Bini couples thread, Dr and Mommy have been filing for variouse bankruptcy chapters, been foreclosed on, for years.    I hope the bankruptcy judge nails them for claiming they're broke when they finance the nanny, and everything else for Miss Scarlett (Ari).  

I wonder if anyone mentioned the long term effects of steriods?   I understand your nickname is pencil d### after this.    So, daddy moved to Brazil?   I wonder if the lack of extradition treaties to the U.S. influenced that?  

My father worked with a former Greenbay Packer…he told him steroids made him prematurely bald at age 30.