90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I almost feel sorry for him. Almost. 

[Eldemarge]

The face mask I'm about to goop onto my face is more expensive than that ring and that is so sad.

[Trackdawg]

50 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Yes, the meeting of the minds (with @Angry Moldovan and @Pepper Mostly) was fantastic. You know when you go to a restaurant and the table next to yours is loud and annoying? That was us.

[Hotel Snarker]

Careful, Jasmine. That ring will rot your finger off.

[FrancescaFiore]

For all his weirdness and his stupidity, Jasmine genuinely loves Gino. Which just makes it all the more sad.

[Gobi]

So if Jasmine accepts the ring, will she get the Crackerjacks box it came in, too?

Edited March 21, 2022 by Gobi

[goofygirl]

4 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

Never in the history of reality television has anyone actually done anything for their children, they always do exactly what they want to, and don't spend one second caring about their children's welfare.  

It's terrible to be the child of a z-list reality show person.  I wonder how they end up?

[Auntie Anxiety]

XXXimena’s mother and sister look panicked over the possibility that they won’t be harvesting the American dollar any more if Mike is kicked to the curb. At one point, I figure the mother will offer herself up to Mike just to stay on the gravy train.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Mike, why don't you know what to think? Why?

She's certainly made things blindingly clear. No nuances detected. 

[Floatingbison]

51 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hey peeps! I hope everyone has had a good week and didn't have any drinks thrown on them. I am fresh from my meetup with @Angry Moldovan and @Auntie Anxiety on Friday and it was the stuff dreams are made of. We ate some good food and laughed uproariously and bored Mr. Moldovan but he was a great sport. 

I spent the day washing and waxing the Snarkmobile, so lets hit the road!

So jelly I wasn't there.  We have to have a  Snark Con!!!!!

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, FrancescaFiore said:

For all his weirdness and his stupidity, Jasmine genuinely loves Gino. Which just makes it all the more sad.

I really doubt that. She’s only known him for what 10 days at this point?

[Trackdawg]

37 minutes ago, Zombness said:

Jasmine and Gino....what a pair of misfits.  

[Tuneful]

It's also sad that he doesn't have any self-esteem to also say, "If we are going to be together, you have to change, too. I will not accept any more name calling, other verbal abuse, or screaming. No throwing things. I walked away today--next time I'll walk away for good." He acts creepy but he is her doormat. 

Edited March 21, 2022 by Tuneful

[Armchair Critic]

I left my kitty for 2 nights for the first time and he keeps nuzzling my hands when I am trying to type. Awww my little love bug.

[OneGuy]

I think I'm out on the Diaries thing.

 

[greekmom]

I wish that they would get rid of the Kenny and Armando adopt storyline and maybe go with K&A and how they are opening doors for gay rights in Mexico

[Auntie Anxiety]

XXXimena is looking for greener (heh) pastures.

[RichiesOlderBro]

After two kids and the sicario, marriage is a big step for Ximena. 

[emergency ring]

ximenas sister snitching lol 

[Gobi]

"Marriage is very sacred. Not as sacred as fucking a prisoner through a chicken wire fence, but sacred nonetheless."

[goofygirl]

XXXmena's sister is kinda cute.  Maybe she can save the big bucks for the family.  XXXmena ain't gonna do it.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ximena’s family seems worried that the money train is stopping.

[Trackdawg]

45 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Ready to see the Pole Mike run!

[Grifter Lives]

Mama Ximena is giving the hard sell.  

[RichiesOlderBro]

Unconditional Love = Open Wallet

[Frozendiva]

Ximena likes Mike's money. That is it. Not the long term of him being a stable husband and a step dad to the kids.

[Floatingbison]

7 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

I thought a paisano was an Italian bird?

Is that braised in a light garlic sauce?

[greekmom]

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

It's terrible to be the child of a z-list reality show person.  I wonder how they end up?

I'm waiting for the Tell All book by those kids with the Karen mom.

[Zombness]

The dollar sign is very powerful for Ximena's mother......

[OneGuy]

I'm surprised that Ximena is viewed as irrational.

[Bees52]

Xemenia's mom is like, do what you can to get you and your kids the hell up out of this place. Ignore all Mike's faults.

[CrazyInAlabama]

3 minutes ago, FrancescaFiore said:

For all his weirdness and his stupidity, Jasmine genuinely loves Gino. Which just makes it all the more sad.

I think they're too oddballs who found each other.   He likes to be controlled, and she loves to dominate and humiliate him.    These two crazy kids might just make it.  

[ExMathMajor]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I left my kitty for 2 nights for the first time and he keeps nuzzling my hands when I am trying to type. Awww my little love bug.

Awwwww...

My kitty is doing everything she can to knock this laptop off my lap so she can climb onto it. Including putting her paws on my chest and blocking my view of the screen...

If only I could find a man who paid me this much attention...sigh...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike, the handwriting i on the wall. In HUGE red letters. She hates you. 

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Trackdawg said:

I've never seen a human move that awkwardly.

[Hotel Snarker]

LMAO at the look Ximena's mom shot her after that line "I'm the biggest saint of all." Wonder what is on her mind when she did that.

[Suzywriter]

Even Mama is saying 'for crying out loud, shut up and take the money!' to Cinder-cartella.

[sainte-chapelle]

He way her mother looked at her when she said she is a saint told me everything I need to know about Ximena 

[Frozendiva]

Mike can be trainable, to a point.

[mmecorday]

Mike, have you considered becoming a hitman?

[Zombness]

Mike is not only a good person....he is a fool!!!!!

[GrammyPammy]

4 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

9 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

 

It's terrible to be the child of a z-list reality show person.  I wonder how they end up?

Don’t give TLC any ideas for a new show!

[Hotel Snarker]

Is Mike delusional?! SHE IS NOT INTO YOU! Everyone on this season is missing a few screws.

[Suzywriter]

I have to respect Ximena's sister for offering that modest snack. She genuinely shared what she had with kindness, which makes me wonder if Mike might do better with her. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Mike thinks he is in a serious relationship LOL

[TazDevil]

Does Mike even catch that Mother XImena called him a "good opportunity"??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother XXXimena knows a easy mark good thing when she sees it.

[sainte-chapelle]

Serious enough to have kids though…

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

So jelly I wasn't there.  We have to have a  Snark Con!!!!!

We all agreed that that needs to happen. 

2 minutes ago, Trackdawg said:

Oh, @Trackdawg, thanks for the memories! Truly a high point in the long, excruciating, endless slog of 90 Day!

[Hotel Snarker]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She's certainly made things blindingly clear. No nuances detected. 

He said it's too hard to read between the lines.