90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Baltimore Betty]

1 hour ago, LennieBriscoe said:

You know how in elementary school we held our noses and couldn't  tell if we bit into an apple or an onion? When you chug (yes) the prep, hold your nose.

I have had a few colonoscopy's, the prep is the worst part of it, I am prepared mentally!

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I have had a few colonoscopy's, the prep is the worst part of it, I am prepared mentally!

I always request the prep with the least amount of yucky stuff to drink which turns out to be two small bottles of magnesium citrate, refrigerated and drunk through a straw. Then I follow it up with some spoonfuls of frozen lemonade concentrate. 

[sainte-chapelle]

22 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Less than 5 minutes into “Unexpected” and I already hate Jason and his parents 

Is there a chat for this? 

Edited March 7, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[xls]

Just now, magemaud said:

I always request the prep with the least amount of yucky stuff to drink which turns out to be two small bottles of magnesium citrate, refrigerated and drunk through a straw. Then I follow it up with some spoonfuls of frozen lemonade concentrate. 

I did the pills last time -if you can get them -big difference 

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, xls said:

I did the pills last time -if you can get them -big difference 

I did the pills the first time, about 8 years ago, but my doctor doesn't use them anymore. However, I just read that there's a new pill out there that looks really easy and effective: https://www.ccalliance.org/blog/prevention/new-colonoscopy-prep-tablet-approved-fda

I'm going to request it next time! 

[LEILANI2]

3 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Last episode, he was absolutely mortified that she was his own kid’s age. This week, not so much.

He was mortified because the fake house made him think he was set up for a south america version of  Chris Hanson's to catch a predator.

Once the dust settled he's back to trying to bank a 22 year old.

Edited March 7, 2022 by LEILANI2

[Hotel Snarker]

8 hours ago, Suzywriter said:

I guess a local did. 

She doesn’t deserve to be fucked at all with her unpleasant bitch personality.

8 hours ago, Tuneful said:

It's like these dopey men (as in Ben as well) don't get that someone's feelings or wishes can change. They're just going to keep hacking away at it.  

Spell it with me: P-R-E-D-A-T-O-R.

[greekmom]

8 hours ago, Trackdawg said:

This is Mike perfectly

[Baltimore Betty]

8 hours ago, magemaud said:

I always request the prep with the least amount of yucky stuff to drink which turns out to be two small bottles of magnesium citrate, refrigerated and drunk through a straw. Then I follow it up with some spoonfuls of frozen lemonade concentrate. 

I totally love that you have given me a bartendery drink suggestion.

Those two little bottles are like dynamite.

[azprimadonna]

12 hours ago, greekmom said:

I swear I wonder if Mahogony is someone TLC found and we are going find out at the Tell All.

To me, Mahogany looks like Liz's sister (of Big ED and Liz).  

[magemaud]

3 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I totally love that you have given me a bartendery drink suggestion.

Those two little bottles are like dynamite.

Let's put our heads together and come up with a name for that cocktail! 

[Rebky]

21 hours ago, DNR said:

Haha yeah Usman must be a “minute man” 😂

If I was a man, there is no way I could even get it up for that ghoul

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Rebky said:

If I was a man, there is no way I could even get it up for that ghoul

Hell no! She’s an ugly ass troll.

[goofygirl]

On 3/7/2022 at 8:50 AM, magemaud said:

Let's put our heads together and come up with a name for that cocktail! 

3--2--1--BOOM!

[Baltimore Betty]

11 hours ago, goofygirl said:

3--2--1--BOOM!

I survived the 3-2-1 BOOM! tees should be given to all who endure that prep.

 

[magemaud]

5 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I survived the 3-2-1 BOOM! tees should be given to all who endure that prep.

Congratulations! Hopefully you didn't have to make a 600 Lb. Life Lacey's "new pants, new pants!" pit stop on the way! 

edited to add: I was going to suggest the prep cocktail be called a "Mudslide" until I remembered that name is taken

Edited March 9, 2022 by magemaud

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola, amigos y amigas! I am happy to report that my houseguest has flown back to Chicago and for all intents and purposes she and her son are no longer part of my every day life. (I wish him the best but I am not sanguine about his future, sadly.) AND I have my house back! Now my only cause for irritation is that my husband is cooking fish in the kitchen. I'll be deploying the Febreze tomorrow, for sure. 

Oh, and I want you to know that I've told you everything and there are no secrets between us. You keep the PS5. I'll take the laptop.  

[greekmom]

Hey Peeps.

Hopefully we are nearing the end,.

[OneGuy]

Good evening.  I am sure all relationship issues will be resolved tonight.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Hey Peeps.

Hopefully we are nearing the end,.

It never ends Greekmom, we can never get out!!

[TazDevil]

What up Peeps!!

Does everyone have their translation apps ready?

[Angry Moldovan]

So I’m visiting the lovely ms pepper this week, but only just realised that we land in Boston on St Paddy’s day. I want to see the green river!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m here because this is where God wanted me to be.

[Hotel Snarker]

Hey y'all! I'm BACK for another episode of 90 Days of Cray Cray Snark! Last week's episode sucked so I have high hopes for this one. Y’all ready for more of Gino’s feet? 😏

[Gobi]

I'm here, and ready to quit my job if you all will support me.

[Straycat80]

Hi all! Is this the last episode tonight? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

So I’m visiting the lovely ms pepper this week, but only just realised that we land in Boston on St Paddy’s day. I want to see the green river!

We don't dye the river green. That's Chicago. Depending on where you go its possible you'll see rivers of green vomit in the streets......

[TazDevil]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

Hi all! Is this the last episode tonight? 

That's cute....

[Frozendiva]

I hate the spring time switch....

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Hi all! Is this the last episode tonight? 

I think there are two more left.

[Bees52]

Hi there! 👋 Hope you've all been well. 

Reporting in for Snark duty!

[Pepper Mostly]

@Auntie Anxiety, catch that? Our @Angry Moldovan will be in town this week! Let's make a plan--message one of us!

[Hotel Snarker]

Mike's friends and family: She's using you, it’s a pay for relationship.

Ximena: I’m using you? You’re gross and disgusting.

Mike: But what does it mean?!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Usman, find another middle-aged, desperate patsy.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

We don't dye the river green. That's Chicago. Depending on where you go its possible you'll see rivers of green vomit in the streets......

I thought that was New Orleans with the vomit in the streets.

[Boston]

I'm gonna try to watch and type.. my monitor is at an odd angle from the tv.. it's tough.. but i will still laugh

[OoogleEyes]

I should be watching West Side Story on HBO, but nooOOOooo! I'm here with the cool kids, yo

Edited March 14, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[sainte-chapelle]

Low cal vodka water open…time change meh….me equals sleepy but ready to snark

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I hate the spring time switch....

Me too. What even is the point of Daylight Savings Time? It harms people's health and we basically do it for no reason. We need to stop this barbaric practice.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Ben forgot to put his girdle on.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

@Auntie Anxiety, catch that? Our @Angry Moldovan will be in town this week! Let's make a plan--message one of us!

Yes!

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Mike's friends and family: She's using you, it’s a pay for relationship.

Ximena: I’m using you? You’re gross and disgusting.

Mike: But what does it mean?!

I like your money and not you.

[greekmom]

I dont get why Jasmine thinks that Gino's ex leaked her photos.

There's nothing to gain by it.

If anyone did it, my guess is Gino.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

I thought that was New Orleans with the vomit in the streets.

Ours are filled with potholes.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ben = Skin crawling.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Usman, find another middle-aged, desperate patsy.

Hamza. Same advice.

[mmecorday]

Hello! I spent the weekend binging "Yellowjackets" and I swear on the soul of Amelia Earhart, I am going to be irrevocably pissed if a guy in a hatch caused that soccer team's plane to crash.

Ready to switch gears and snark on some predictable trash.

[Doublemint]

I've got a new bad wig and am ready to rock it - Let's Go.

[emergency ring]

Hey hey hey!! Let's dance! 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, greekmom said:

I dont get why Jasmine thinks that Gino's ex leaked her photos.

There's nothing to gain by it.

If anyone did it, my guess is Gino.

Jasmine has an OnlyFans page.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Hazmat is combing over the balding spot.