90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Gobi]

No problemo here.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Hi, fellow snarkos! 

[Hotel Snarker]

Okay, it's working. Thank Jesus and the heavens! The burden of Jihoon has been lifted! Let us continue the snark. Bonjour, my peeps.

[greekmom]

So is today the day that Mike will do the Pole run?

[emergency ring]

missed you all last week! went on a weekend get away with a friend of mine. we stayed at this really cool hotel! 

[OneGuy]

Good evening all.  I'll be here sporadically tonight.

[TazDevil]

TLC coming in loud and clear on Verizon FiOS.  

Maybe your cable system is trying to save y'all from yourselves?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike, it’s time to pack your knives bags and go.

[ExMathMajor]

Hey there, snarkers and snarkettes! Once again we'll see if I can hang out for the full two hours...

[Bees52]

Hey everyone,  it's 90 Day snark time again! I'm hoping Mike says, "Adios" to Ximenia tonight, but he probably won't.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola amigos y amigas! I am delighted to be here with you tonight-we have had an unexpected house guest since Friday, a young friend's mother who flew in because things were getting messy with her son (drinking problem, issues, long story). We don't know the woman but of course my husband was all "of course, stay with us!". Sigh. I'm glad to help of course but yikes. Its been all restaurant meals and running around. I am exhausted and its the new world order till Tuesday. Send help. 

Thank all the gods in the pantheon I had my live chat rabbit hole to dive into! 

[Emmeline]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

And where are my peeps? Have any of you showed up yet? Are you all having the same issues I have? I am watching my cable TV, and all other channels are working except for TLC. I have never experienced this glitch before and am ready to shout at the top of my lungs, "WHO IS AGAINST THE QUEEN WILL DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!"

I’m watching on Comcast and it’s fine.  Thank god for that because the last time I had to call Comcast/Xfinity I started to cry.

[Eldemarge]

O shit, It's the Zara-pocolypse coming up!   Good evening, all!

 

[Doublemint]

Good evening snarkers - get ready!

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Hi everyone! Just read a series of tweets about feral pigs in the area that are becoming a problem.

Well, that sounds more interesting than this shit show 

[Gobi]

"Love knows no age. I know there are laws that disagree, but I stand by my opinion."

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Ginos Black Hat said:

missed you all last week! went on a weekend get away with a friend of mine. we stayed at this really cool hotel! 

Wow!

[mmecorday]

I wish he would stop talking about his fucking hat.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gino is wearing the gym shorts with the tuxedo stripe.

[TazDevil]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

So is today the day that Mike will do the Pole run?

Been waiting all season for that!!

[Pepper Mostly]

And to top it all off, poor Gino might have to take off his HAT! Its more than flesh and blood can stand. 

[Mrs. Landingham]

Meh. I’m so done with Hat Fetish Creep and Jasmine. He’s a piece of trash who doesn’t care about consent and she’s a desperate fool. Next! 

[OneGuy]

Jasmine: "Just be yourself."

OneGuy: Are you sure you want him to do that?

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, mmecorday said:

I wish he would stop talking about his fucking hat.

It’s the only interesting thing about him

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jasmine’s mother can hardly contain her happiness.

[ExMathMajor]

Surrogate hair? WTFF?

[Straycat80]

Good evening Snarkers! A little late here. mom does not look impressed here. 

[For Cereals]

Is the age difference that obvious?

[sainte-chapelle]

Hey all not in the best mood as it is the first anniversary of my dads death…alone due to lockdown in ICU ….I need the snark but very sleep deprived and sad today

[Angry Moldovan]

He’s a like a creepy clown at a rural circus

[Hotel Snarker]

Gino could just shave his head completely and look totally normal.

[Mrs. Landingham]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

I wish he would stop talking about his fucking hat.

I’m about to shove that thing down his throat. 

[emergency ring]

the silly music is killing me

[GrammyPammy]

That’s quite a shiner Gino has. Courtesy of Jasmine??

[TazDevil]

I need to know how old Mother Jasmine is

[Frozendiva]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Well, that sounds more interesting than this shit show 

https://edmontonjournal.com/news/local-news/hog-wild-edmonton-could-be-first-canadian-city-with-permanent-feral-pigs-expert-warns

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

I’m watching on Comcast and it’s fine.  Thank god for that because the last time I had to call Comcast/Xfinity I started to cry.

I feel that. Just the thought of calling Comcast makes me want to burst into sobs. 

4 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Hi everyone! Just read a series of tweets about feral pigs in the area that are becoming a problem.

30-50, right? 

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Gino is wearing the gym shorts with the tuxedo stripe.

He's a real metro dude. Always making a fashion statement. 

[mmecorday]

That is so rude of Gino to keep that hat on. And it's a cheap souvenir. He's obviously not too vain or he wouldn't dress like he's in sixth grade.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

I wish he would stop talking about his fucking hat.

The man has issues 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Hey all not in the best mood as it is the first anniversary of my dads death…alone due to lockdown in ICU ….I need the snark but very sleep deprived and sad today

We have you ms Chapelle. We will snark to help sooth your sadness

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, For Cereals said:

Is the age difference that obvious?

Jasmine does look like she’s been rode hard and put away wet. 

[ExMathMajor]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Gino could just shave his head completely and look totally normal.

But that sounds too much like right...

Liz is a cutie pie.

Oh, I like Mama Jasmine. She's not about the bullshit.

[CSunshine76]

1 minute ago, ExMathMajor said:

Surrogate hair? WTFF?

Seriously! This man has a job, right? Surely he has to take his hat off at work every day, like a normal human being?! Freaking weirdo.

[Hotel Snarker]

Yeah, I also need the snark to cheer me up. On Friday, I had an incident happen to me where someone in the building right next to where I work insulted me and told me to "get AIDS". That comment was really unsettling and I was very unhappy for the rest of the day. Please cheer me up, my snarkers!

[Eldemarge]

Oh this hat problem is going over like a lead balloon.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ohhh will they make chicken feet…please say yes

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Hey all not in the best mood as it is the first anniversary of my dads death…alone due to lockdown in ICU ….I need the snark but very sleep deprived and sad today

So sorry!!  The anniversaries and milestones are so hard.  Hugs to you!!

[Mrs. Landingham]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola amigos y amigas! I am delighted to be here with you tonight-we have had an unexpected house guest since Friday, a young friend's mother who flew in because things were getting messy with her son (drinking problem, issues, long story). We don't know the woman but of course my husband was all "of course, stay with us!". Sigh. I'm glad to help of course but yikes. Its been all restaurant meals and running around. I am exhausted and its the new world order till Tuesday. Send help. 

Thank all the gods in the pantheon I had my live chat rabbit hole to dive into! 

Oh dear. I’m sorry. I hope the next couple of days go by quickly and smoothly. And have a talk with your well-intentioned hubby! 

[LennieBriscoe]

14 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

And where are my peeps? Have any of you showed up yet? Are you all having the same issues I have? I am watching my cable TV, and all other channels are working except for TLC. I have never experienced this glitch before and am ready to shout at the top of my lungs, "WHO IS AGAINST THE QUEEN WILL DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!"

Working fine for me. 

[greekmom]

@sainte-chapelle we gotcha.... let our snark cheer u up!!!