90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Frozendiva]

Johnny didn't consider any Asian American girls? That might be a possibility.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Also, someone figured out that people equipped with a uterus are the ones that have babies.

They just want more workers. 

[Gobi]

"We have some time, Memphis. Do you want to have sex or soft boil an egg?"

[Hotel Snarker]

For Memphis being so smart, she really isn’t.

[tvrox]

35 minutes ago, Trackdawg said:

Hello and Happy New Year Mah Babyloves,

Missed y'all last couple weeks. We had gotten away for a few days to the beautiful Monterey/Carmel/Big Sur area and then, on the last day...TrackKitty starting feeling sick. Got home, and she tested positive on a rapid test. We ran around like crazy trying to get PCR tests on New Year's, finally got in at a lab riiiiiight as they were closing. My results were negative (I had gotten boosted), but TK had not because she was having repeat mammograms, and of course....she tested positive.

It was a rough week, just bad flu-like symptoms and lots of fatigue (she was going stir-crazy in bed) but she's finally feeling better after 11 days. We both had negative tests come back this weekend, so we're at her grandmother's 90th birthday mini-gathering right now, staying distant and wearing KN95 masks, though. 

I've got the mini GIF macheen with me, though. So: 

Glad she's feeling better! 

[mmecorday]

Medina? As in the Funky Cold Medina?

[Mr. Miner]

Oh! A mosque! Can we do sexy time in there?

[Grifter Lives]

Rebecca must have taught Memphis key travel conversation: "Me like exercise."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Memphis, Hazmat needs to get some practice if he’s ever going to satisfy your sexual needs. Take him to a brothel.

[For Cereals]

Did Memphis not invest in a translator or app?

[Baltimore Betty]

Memphis: Me get exercise.

Us: ugh.

[Angry Moldovan]

Her voice is so saccharine and grating

[Straycat80]

I know several couples who adopted baby girls from China who were abandoned because of the one child rule in China back in the 90’s. 

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

China had to change the one child rule because they realized they need to keep the population numbers up.

Yeah and now they’ve realized that there is no one to take care of an aging population. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Memphis, Hazmat needs to get some practice if he’s ever going to satisfy your sexual needs. Take him to a brothel.

What’s Grangela up to these days?

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

Rebecca must have taught Memphis key travel conversation: "Me like exercise."

I was wondering why she was speaking "ook". 

[Trackdawg]

17 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Wow, so beautiful. 

[Hotel Snarker]

One, stop talking like a caveman, and two, if it’s that important then it was probably a wiser idea to get a hotel so you guys could have time together and ease into things.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I get that Ximena had the right to choose tubal ligation. I have no patience for the description that a C-section was a horrible, painful ordeal that was too terrible to face again. Just own it and move on. 

Right? I had a C section under full anesthesia (full placenta previa, I lost so much blood I looked like a vampire's victim). It was rough for a week or so but it was not a brutal ordeal. Get over yourself Ximena. 

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

So you choose your parents over your wife.

Sumit the second

[OneGuy]

Memphis and Hamza are a good fit as both are short.  One in the "sexy-time" area.  One in the stature area.

[kacesq]

Sure Hamza, we believe you...

[greekmom]

hahahaha.

This convo is soooo cringy!!!!

[OoogleEyes]

Jesus, Memphis....  Maybe not discuss this on national tv?

[Suzywriter]

12 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

She’s counting on her Vagina to do that ( trap him)

 

I'm envisioning one of those woven finger trap toys...

[Straycat80]

Hamza is not understanding this ‘ejaculate’. They really need a translator here. 

[Bees52]

Memphis, y'all not that alone. We all can hear this uncomfortable conversation. Poor Hamza.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hazmat needs to give Gino a call and ask for some of his little blue pills.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Rebecca must have taught Memphis key travel conversation: "Me like exercise."

"Me get exercise." Memphis is seriously a blubbering idiot.

[Suzywriter]

Memphis, you are not taking a patient history.

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Or Maine.

I just Googled Chinese restaurants in Boise (not sure where Ella lives) but there are quite a few...what part of Idaho does Ella live in?

[Frozendiva]

How are you a good person, Memphis?

[kacesq]

Oh Memphis....forget it. You will always be the American hussy who screwed gee son in her house on day one.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Memphis, y'all not that alone. We all can hear this uncomfortable conversation. Poor Hamza.

There is a film crew there!

[Gobi]

"You want more cream in coffee? Only take a minute."

[RichiesOlderBro]

[Angry Moldovan]

You know he meant 5x not 5 individual women

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Rebecca must have taught Memphis key travel conversation: "Me like exercise."

[Suzywriter]

Then you shouldn't have broken her rules and disrespected her home. 

[OneGuy]

Memphis: You ejacu-early.

Edited January 10, 2022 by OneGuy

[Eldemarge]

Caleb's shirt in this upcoming scene...it's so ugly, it makes me angry.  It's that offensive.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I just Googled Chinese restaurants in Boise (not sure where Ella lives) but there are quite a few...what part of Idaho does Ella live in?

Idaho Falls

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? I had a C section under full anesthesia (full placenta previa, I lost so much blood I looked like a vampire's victim). It was rough for a week or so but it was not a brutal ordeal. Get over yourself Ximena. 

I can’t comment as I never had one but my sister in law had two and wasn’t traumatized but it. I think she is full of shit. Probably still doing the sex with prison boyfriend or he found out about the baby and was not impressed 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

One, stop talking like a caveman, and two, if it’s that important then it was probably a wiser idea to get a hotel so you guys could have time together and ease into things.

Remember that old sketch on SNL, Tonto, Frankenstein and Tarzan? 

And remember Miss Alli on TWOP, who dubbed that kind of talk "Mirnese" after TAR racer Mirna who spoke like that to everyone she encountered all over the world. 

[Grifter Lives]

Does it count on the bingo card that Memphis said, "Family is important to me."  

Or, does it have to be the foreigner - "In my culture, family is important"?

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Hamza is not understanding this ‘ejaculate’. They really need a translator here. 

She could just show him a commercial.

[TazDevil]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

You know he meant 5x not 5 individual women

And if he's actually giving her a number, he is definitely lying that there were 4 others before her.

[Toodleoo]

I put Hamza and Memphis’ names in an unscrambler. The best results were MAMMIES and SHAZAM.

[Hotel Snarker]

7 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Can’t Johnnys father work? He doesn’t look that old. 

 

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Neither of Johnny's parents works? I do not believe. 

If Johnny's in his mid 30s they’re more than likely around retired age already.

[tvrox]

38 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

He is so floundering. He better check in with Little People Big World cast, or at least see how short ass Memphis manages. 

But she's had sex with average stature men before. She could also help him feel more comfortable, etc.