90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hazmat doesn’t even know what the hell Memphis is saying. 

[mmecorday]

I'm here! My eating habit tonight was chicken, rice, broccoli and cheese casserole.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

OK, peeps, the Music of Cultural Stereotypes tells us we're in exotic Tunisia!

I thought Muskegon.  I need to work on my stereotypes.

[kacesq]

Lord...”sexy time” ...what mature adults these two are...

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

But do you have furniture? 

The children sleep in orange crates but they are quite comfortable. I do need a new weave though. And maybe new boobies.

[TazDevil]

Hamza's a two-pump chump

[Grifter Lives]

Sexy Time is this season's Skoodilypoop.

[Frozendiva]

Hamza's mother didn't fall out of the turnip truck. She knows.

[Baltimore Betty]

What do we think, Hamzy used a condom?

Edited January 10, 2022 by Baltimore Betty

[Angry Moldovan]

I’m starting tio use sexy time at dinner parties now

[Gobi]

Memphis should have specified the amount of sexy time she wanted.

[Straycat80]

Good evening. Eating pizza and ready to snark. Memphis wanted sexy time so bad and now she complains it wasn’t good enough. Maybe Hamza was a virgin. 

[tvrox]

Hi all! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So now Memphis wants him to lie to his mother? For fuck’s sake.

[kacesq]

I’m liking Hamza’s mom. Smart lady.

[Bees52]

I hope Hamza's mother doesn't know anyone with the internet.... though I am sure she knows already about their "sexy time" time.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ohhhhmomma is blaming Memphis. Ya your son likely had sex before sorry

[Hotel Snarker]

Hamza did not understand the assignment. He threw her under the bus.

[Angry Moldovan]

His poor mum. Why didn’t he sneak out after the two minute deed?

 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

Good evening. Eating pizza and ready to snark. Memphis wanted sexy time so bad and now she complains it wasn’t good enough. Maybe Hamza was a virgin. 

Also uncomfortable that his mom and sister were next door. Spoils any quality sexy time.

[Straycat80]

No mother Hamza is not happy. 

[renatae]

Here and ready to snark for a change! Hope everyone is well!

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I’m starting tio use sexy time at dinner parties now

Gotta love those key parties 😉

[charmed1]

I’m over Memphis. She’s clearly off her rocker.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mama Hamza's mouth says "I'm happy". But her eyes say "Do not sully my home one more night with your filthy American ways, hoor."

[mmecorday]

Nothing little about Alina's boobies.

[TazDevil]

Hamza is just disappointing everyone!!

[kacesq]

Ugh...the pop up ad for the Slaton sisters...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Caleb so obviously plays to the camera, wanting to come off as a soy boy who is too in touch with his feminine side. Is there any man anywhere who talks about his feelings and the relationship as much as Caleb does?

Edited January 10, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[EtheltoTillie]

Why do they have to call it sexy time?  This is not Borat. 

[Grifter Lives]

Contractual Obligation Fulfilled - Caleb is shirtless.

[Trackdawg]

Hello and Happy New Year Mah Babyloves,

Missed y'all last couple weeks. We had gotten away for a few days to the beautiful Monterey/Carmel/Big Sur area and then, on the last day...TrackKitty starting feeling sick. Got home, and she tested positive on a rapid test. We ran around like crazy trying to get PCR tests on New Year's, finally got in at a lab riiiiiight as they were closing. My results were negative (I had gotten boosted), but TK had not because she was having repeat mammograms, and of course....she tested positive.

It was a rough week, just bad flu-like symptoms and lots of fatigue (she was going stir-crazy in bed) but she's finally feeling better after 11 days. We both had negative tests come back this weekend, so we're at her grandmother's 90th birthday mini-gathering right now, staying distant and wearing KN95 masks, though. 

I've got the mini GIF macheen with me, though. So: 

[Angry Moldovan]

I know that I have totally flip flopped, Caleb makes my skin crawl

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Also uncomfortable that his mom and sister were next door. Spoils any quality sexy time.

No wonder he was so quick!

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I’m starting tio use sexy time at dinner parties now

Jesus, what kind of dinner parties do you have? 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Nothing little about Alina's boobies.

She has really odd proportions. 

[Baltimore Betty]

Kah-lub will never make Alina happy, now the kisses were not the way she wanted it.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So now Memphis wants him to lie to his mother? For fuck’s sake.

Let's start off on the right foot, shall we?

[Floatingbison]

Pass the mashed potatoes, and then get out so we can have sexy time.

[Hotel Snarker]

Caleb's voice is so fucking annoying. Anything he says gets on my nerves.

[TazDevil]

Caleb is a no-pump chump!

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, EtheltoTillie said:

Why do they have to call it sexy time?  This is not Borat. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Mama Hamza's mouth says "I'm happy". But her eyes say "Do not sully my home one more night with your filthy American ways, hoor."

Lol I was just going to say momma thinks she is an American whore

[Suzywriter]

Alina has read too many damned Russian Harlequin romances. 

[kacesq]

@Trackdawg we hope Track Kitty feels better asap!

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Caleb's voice is so fucking annoying. Anything he says gets on my nerves.

Everything about him makes me unhorny.

[OneGuy]

"Alina is different than other women I've had sex with."  Different in what way(s) Caleb?  I'm not sure anyone could tell.

[Mr. Miner]

Elijah’s going to want to know why you didn’t screw her yet.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

No wonder he was so quick!

Jesus, what kind of dinner parties do you have? 

When I said it, it raised a few eyebrows 😆 

 

[Gobi]

Not having sex is better in Turkey.

[Suzywriter]

Alina, you are two feet tall!! How do you expect this man to know how to manage all of these differences??