90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Suzywriter]

Usman is not all in, and Kim is not all there. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kim is talking as if she has an actual viable egg. That ship has sailed, dear.

[hookedontv]

Hahaha Kim is willing to accept a second wife. Fat chance!!

[TazDevil]

Yeah, this is all so fake to get Usman on American tv again.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kim needs to find some friends her own age.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kim is talking as if she has an actual viable egg. That ship has sailed, dear.

I'm 59, and I still do!! I could clean up on this show!

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I would not describe being addicted to crack as “having things going on.”

Ala Destiney, “dude, I was busy!”

[Mrs. Landingham]

Sweet baby jesus on a skateboard. Kimberly is so thirsty for Soulja Boy that she’s willing to let him have a wife on the side to have his kids? I just…I…I mean…

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Well Memphis has accomplished a lot for herself. Especially considering how children are dumped by the foster care system as soon as they age out. But I’m baffled by the fact that she is perceptive enough to attribute some of her poor choices to her rough upbringing, yet unable to see she’s making yet another poor choice.

Desperation, like youth, obscures reality sometimes.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

There are Tarot cards and Oracle cards on the table in front of me, sage sticks in the nearby drawer, and tonight--this very night--I went to look at a house I may lease. I walked from room to room using a pendulum to read the energy of the place. The pendulum went absolutely wild, spinning in 'clear negativity' mode like a propeller. The realtor mentioned that I was standing next to the former owner's urn.  I got the hell out, pronto. 

So...I'm still that person!

Bless you, I live in Salem, MA! Can't swing a cat around here without hitting a Wiccan or a person who has a mystic path. My son's roommate is a witch. I still have and use the Tarot deck I bought in 1975. No shame here!

Edited December 13, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[Hotel Snarker]

What in the hell?

The lack of self esteem just hit a new low.

[CrazyInAlabama]

So is Kim's goal to import Usman?   If so, the USCIS might have objections to him being married to more than one wife.   

Wonder if the two 'friends' with Kim are actually interns with Sharp?   

Edited December 13, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kim is talking as if she has an actual viable egg. That ship has sailed, dear.

But can she tote it?

[rideashire]

I feel for the friends of all these people who have to bite their tongues about the obvious bullshit or risk losing their friend entirely. You can't talk to someone when they're "in love", they're gonna do whatever they want regardless. All you can do is watch the trainwreck.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I need to step out for a minute to get a heart burn pill.

[Toodleoo]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

But can she tote it?

If she can tote it

Sojaboy’ll smote it

[Gobi]

"There's a side of Jasmine that worries me a bit. She has a penis."

[kacesq]

I’m so tired of this Walmart commercial with the very assertive version of I’ve Got  You Babe.

[Mrs. Landingham]

I think Memphis might be my Alina (of Steven & Alina) of this season. Smart young woman on the verge of having her own life with a good career but ruins it to pursue some unworthy dope. I have no sympathy for the other Americans on the show.

Edited December 13, 2021 by Mrs. Landingham

[Granny58]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I'm 59, and I still do!! I could clean up on this show!

do you really!!!!!  That's amazing.  and I'm jealous.

 

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Baby Girl Kim's best friends look half her age

They probably just smoked and drank less. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t understand Memphis, she is pretty, young, and smart and seems like a nice woman. WTF is she doing?

Edited December 13, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I need to step out for a minute to get a heart burn pill.

Make sure it's not small and blue.

[Baltimore Betty]

5 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Super shocked that Kim cannot find someone in San Diego. 

That place is literally crawling with people at comic con time.

 

Home to Big Ed too!

Side note, I had a riding lesson at a different barn, new teacher, new horse...the horse's name was Mr. Ed and I just kept calling it Big Ed, I felt icky riding it, lol.  Actually he was a lovely horse.

[Granny58]

WTaF...Kim has the mental age of a 9 yo girl with a celebrity crush but the mouth of a chain-smoking truck driver.   

[Toodleoo]

Just now, kacesq said:

I’m so tired of this Walmart commercial with the very assertive version of I’ve Got  You Babe.

 Believe it or not that’s the fabulous Etta James.

[Mrs. Hanson]

6 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Right? She did it on her own with zero help from mom. Mom can go kick rocks

Mom is NEVER gonna change her narrative.  Trust me on that one, lol.

[greekmom]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I don’t understand Memphis, she is pretty and smart and seems like a nice woman. WTF is she doing?

Insecure?

Yeah, i am curious at her situation as well.

There has to be a reason why she can't keep a man. I wonder if it's because she expects the romantic stuff 24/7?!?!

[Gobi]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

Home to Big Ed too!

Side note, I had a riding lesson at a different barn, new teacher, new horse...the horse's name was Mr. Ed and I just kept calling it Big Ed, I felt icky riding it, lol.  Actually he was a lovely horse.

Did he talk?

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

I think Memphis might be my Alina (of Steven & Alina) of this season. Smart young woman on the verge of having her own life with a good career but ruins it to pursue some unworthy dope. 

Isn't she 34?  She's old enough to know better than to do this.

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Sweet baby jesus on a skateboard. Kimberly is so thirsty for Soulja Boy that she’s willing to let him have a wife on the side to have his kids? I just…I…I mean…

Angela should take notes 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

They probably just smoked and drank less. 

Fewer Michael Jackson concerts.

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Did he talk?

Oh, Wilbur.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

 Believe it or not that’s the fabulous Etta James.

Why you gotta do Etta like that, Walmart? Come on!

[Auntie Anxiety]

How would you like to be seated next to Gino on the plane?

[Mrs. Landingham]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I don’t understand Memphis, she is pretty, young, and smart and seems like a nice woman. WTF is she doing?

She is going to stress me out this season. The rest of them - I will laugh at their misfortune. But Memphis makes me sad. SHE DOESN’T NEED THIS GUY. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Gino brushes his teeth with his baseball cap on. Oy.

[Angry Moldovan]

She looks like a blow up sex doll from 1989

[CrazyInAlabama]

The sound and camera people filming Gino should get combat pay for having to hear that laugh.  

 

Edited December 13, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Hotel Snarker]

Peeyanimuh.

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Did he talk?

In his own way yes as much as a horse is a horse,  I think we spoke the same language so already a successful relationship.

[mmecorday]

Panama!

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Granny58 said:

do you really!!!!!  That's amazing.  and I'm jealous.

 

I won't squick everybody here (though I'm dying to!) with too many details, but there are about .0000001% of women who never quite...change. We get stuck in a reproductive limbo, randomly have cycles, throw an egg now and then, and have severe severe severe hot flashes for DECADES. 

Now and then, one of us gets pregnant and makes the news by having a baby at 61. People always say it's faked. 

The one reward from all of this is our skin stays pretty unwrinkled, and we don't go grey. Other than that, it's horrible. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gino: We’ve gotten along really good, except for the hours of every day when she berates me for looking at women who happen to be crossing my path.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Panama!

Probably couldn't get the rights to the song.

[Pepper Mostly]

Gino thinks he and Drill Sergeant Jasmine "get along good"? Sweet tap dancing Jesus. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Uncle Marco is a real sweetheart.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Dear Sharp, 

Please no more hideous scenes of people brushing their teeth. The exaggerated sound effects make me want to peel the skin off my face.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Landingham  

[greekmom]

Damn Uncle Marco... couldn't you slap some sense in that idiot?

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Panama!

I was totes singing this in my head

 

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

How would you like to be seated next to Gino on the plane?

Will he be able to put down his seatback tray?