90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Pepper Mostly]

Why are we always subjected to the sight of Colt half naked? 

[Gobi]

"He's very creative with his dating. First the bone jumping, now this."

[Hotel Snarker]

M'lady.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Fucking Colt. Keep it in your pants, you pig.

[OneGuy]

Nobody has ever brought me to a fake castle either.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why are we always subjected to the sight of Colt half naked? 

Sir Lance-a-Dope. How the hell does he keep getting these decent looking women wanting to have sex?? It’s the TV camera, right?

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why are we always subjected to the sight of Colt half naked? 

Full naked would be too much.

[SunnyBeBe]

They could put him on some hormones. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Colt: "So, we just got here. Let's bone". Jesus, maybe let the girl have some dinner first. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh no. No no no. Gross.

[Frozendiva]

You should care how your dad behaves with his 'girlfriends' and not him getting his heart broken.

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh god. One right after the other?

[charmed1]

Ed’s kid can fuck all the way off. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Liz has a dead fish handshake. 

Oh, phew, I thought for a minute there that Ed was going to tell his daughter about the wild sex he and Liz had in their huge suite. 

[Gobi]

"At least Liz is out of High School."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Botox does wonders and the younger you start shooting that crap into your face, the better off you are? 

[OneGuy]

I am learning something about facilitating a conversation from Ed.  He's excellent at it.

[Mr. Miner]

It’s because your dad is a gross fucking pig.

[SunnyBeBe]

Why can’t Ed accept that saying Liz is the same as his daughter is pervy?  Stop it!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Botox does wonders and the younger you start shooting that crap into your face, the better off you are? 

She's nasty and spiteful, like her father. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Ed’s daughter is as awful as him. “Botox does wonders!”. Dictating what kind of relationships her father should have and somehow she thinks her dad is the victim in his last relationship.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

I am learning something about facilitating a conversation from Ed.  He's excellent at it.

DEAD

[charmed1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, Liz has a dead fish handshake. 

Oh, phew, I thought for a minute there that Ed was going to tell his daughter about the wild sex he and Liz had in their huge suite. 

I noticed that too! I hate limp handshakes.

[SunnyBeBe]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Ed’s daughter is as awful as him. “Botox does wonders!”. Dictating what kind of relationships her father should have and somehow she thinks her dad is the victim in his last relationship.

She said Liz looked rugged…..ha!

[Pepper Mostly]

"He's winding down"

That's right, honey, your decrepit old fossil of a father has one foot in the grave. He's what, 52? Sheesh. 

[Gobi]

Big Ed has Peter Pedo Pan syndrome.

[Hotel Snarker]

His daughter is an asshole, which should shock no one considering who her dad is.

[SunnyBeBe]

So Ed never gets along with anyone his own age…..🤣.  It’s not working with the younger ladies either…in case he hasn’t noticed.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Why does everyone on this stupid show whinge that they don't know "how long this is going to last"? They might stay together, they might break up. No one knows the future. 

[magemaud]

“Can we wear these clothes?”

”They said we could, but don’t get any jizz on them or they’ll charge us” 

[Gobi]

Coltee in his underwear!  Why, TLC, Why?!

[charmed1]

Your disgusting father purposely pursues women younger than you and you whine about him “getting his heart broken.” Shut up, girl. Ed Jr. or whatever...I don’t even know your name.

[Hotel Snarker]

Liz is rugged? Ed's daughter looks about 45...needs to lay off the Botox, me thinks. Botox is not her friend.

And why the fuck does he continue to talk about how they’re the same? Don’t compare your daughter and girlfriend, you degenerate.

[Mr. Miner]

Have a good week everybody! ✌🏻

[SunnyBeBe]

Bye all. Thanks for the laughter!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I might have to miss next week because having to see Colt in his underwear ONCE AGAIN is a bridge too far. Have a good night, fellow snarkers.

[Gobi]

So long, folks. I have to go drink heavily.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Liz is rugged? Ed's daughter looks about 45...needs to lay off the Botox, me thinks. Botox is not her friend.

And why the fuck does he continue to talk about how they’re the same? Don’t compare your daughter and girlfriend, you degenerate.

Reminds me of that gross disgusting perv Mark who brought 20 year old Nikki over from the Philippines to marry his 60 year old ass. He was going through his daughter's closet and trying to get her to give her her clothes. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh God. Coltee and his purple panties next week. NOOOOOO!

Alright guys, I had so mach fun snarking this with you tonight! I cannot wait for next week's episode! I will see you around the forums! For now, have a great night! Peace out.

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Reminds me of that gross disgusting perv Mark who brought 20 year old Nikki over from the Philippines to marry his 60 year old ass. He was going through his daughter's closet and trying to get her to give her her clothes. 

Oh yeah, Mark made me so sick I remember had to stop watching that season. He was so GROSS! What a creep.

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night friends! Glad we were all together to hold each other's hair back as we heaved. 

Have a great week everyone. Stay safe and keep your masks on! 

[magemaud]

26 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

They could put him on some hormones. 

how about saltpeter?

[SunnyBeBe]

12 minutes ago, magemaud said:

how about saltpeter?

I thought that was a myth.  🤓

[Suzywriter]

1 hour ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Good point.  I dealt with a withholder once.  

Yeah, my pencil-dicked pipsqueak was a withholder who sexted with like 30 women a day. 

[magemaud]

19 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

33 minutes ago, magemaud said:

how about saltpeter?

I thought that was a myth.  🤓

I think it's an urban legend but maybe it works by the power of suggestion. 

[ChiMama]

2 hours ago, Frozendiva said:

 

Brittany doesn't have to mention every detail about her life.

 

Amen. In fact, I’ve heard enough both about & from her. Hope this is her last 90DF appearance - she is selfish, vapid & shallow. Don’t care about her journey™️ in the least.

[The Goon]

4 hours ago, magemaud said:

He looks like a sock monkey to me 

LOL!! If the kid has a hook in its mouth, it might be Kelly's. He reminds me of a big mouth bass.

[Mindthinkr]

FYI Saltpeter does work. They used to use it in nursing for the men who got too excited about their bed baths back in the 1930’s. 
I’m sorry I missed last night. Of course the internet chose to go out 10 minutes before the show began. 🤬 Then again I didn’t have to see Colty in his purple undies so…😂 

Have a good week everyone and see you next week. 🥰

[Gobi]

19 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

Then again I didn’t have to see Colty in his purple undies so…😂 🥰

You don't get off that easily, the undies were a preview of next week's episode.

[applewood]

13 hours ago, Hotel Snarker said:

His daughter is an asshole, which should shock no one considering who her dad is.

Agree. I don't think Liz looks "rugged." I don't understand her dating choices but I would say she looks about 28. I am going to throw up if I have to hear any more about her kissing technique with Ed.

Ed said he hadn't dated for 29 years after he and his wife split up and now at 55 he wants to start dating again?! What has he been doing for 29 years? That's a lot of free nights.

[magemaud]

55 minutes ago, applewood said:

Ed said he hadn't dated for 29 years after he and his wife split up and now at 55 he wants to start dating again?!

Umm, what about Rose? He said the same thing before he went to the Philippines to meet her. Is he pretending that never happened? 

Gotta go, busy booking a romantic weekend of Cosplay in an abandoned White Castle restaurant