90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Hotel Snarker]

I always wanted tall grandkids? Yes. Clearly a priority!

This woman explains why Brittany is Brittany.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, Brittany is texting with some guy and Mama's talking about grandchildren? Slow your roll, there, granny.

[Gobi]

"Even though I want to have kids, I need to find someone that I can spend the rest of the week with."

[Auntie Anxiety]

I used to leave the bathroom door open at all times so my dog wouldn’t fret.

[charmed1]

Max needs a collar.

[Hotel Snarker]

I just want you happy BUT really I just want tall grandkids.

[Pepper Mostly]

She opened the door without asking who it was? Jesus, Mama Brittany, you could have let a serial killer in.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittany’s mother is discriminating against the vertically challenged. 

[OneGuy]

"Are you going to be giving me some short grandkids with Brittany?"

[Gobi]

Max is the best thing about this episode.

[Pepper Mostly]

The way Mama's looking at him is...alarming. She looks like a hyena sizing up a zebra.

[Hotel Snarker]

Terrence does not belong on this show. Seems far too normal…..

[SunnyBeBe]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She opened the door without asking who it was? Jesus, Mama Brittany, you could have let a serial killer in.

Then shakes his hand, no mask…..I guess they’ve all been tested.  Brittney takes after her mom.  They both seem to be very self confident. 😝

[Auntie Anxiety]

So Ed was dropped fell on his head? That explains a lot.

[Mr. Miner]

Again Ed, the sympathy store called and nobody cares.

[charmed1]

de Brittany’s mother is really pretty. Terrance looks like Urkel, but in a good way. He’s more Stephon than Steve.

[Gobi]

I don't think that anyone asked for, or wanted, more of Big Ped.

[Pepper Mostly]

If only someone loved Ed as much as he loves himself. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tomorrow I’m meeting with my lawyer to update my will and my sons are old enough to be in charge of any health issues that might come up and any end of life decisions that may arise. I’m reminded of that Seinfeld episode.

[Hotel Snarker]

TLC can fuck off with trying to paint that abusive POS Ed in a sympathetic light.

[Suzywriter]

10 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So Ed was dropped fell on his head? That explains a lot.

Can one apply for disability for being obnoxious? 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Can one apply for disability for being obnoxious? 

My former coworkers (or some of them) would be lined up.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt is as revolting as ever. Some things never change.

[Mr. Miner]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Colt is as revolting as ever. Some things never change.

Nice rack though!

[Gobi]

What, no edible panties?

[Frozendiva]

Colt, forever is a long time. Doubt you and Vanessa will last.

[Hotel Snarker]

Look at the huge piece of garbage Coltee.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

What, no edible panties?

Caesar offered them to Colt but they were way past their “Use By” date.

[Pepper Mostly]

Guys, I cannot. First Ed, now Colt. I am so grossed out. 

[Gobi]

The answer is "no", Coltee.

Edited October 12, 2021 by Gobi

[charmed1]

Coltee's hair is short in these Vanessa scenes, then long in his interviews. 

[Suzywriter]

9 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Colt, forever is a long time. Doubt you and Vanessa will last.

I hope she cheats on him copiously.

[OneGuy]

Vanessa is such a sweetheart.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s stop beating around the bush (heh), Vanessa. Colt is a fucking horny douchebag and if you aren’t in the mood constantly, he’ll find someone who is.

[Mr. Miner]

Ed and Colt are having a repulsive contest and they’re both winning.

[Frozendiva]

Maybe Colt needs a job. That will give him less time to spend three hours a day having sex. Maybe he can help himself.

[Pepper Mostly]

I'm actively shrieking in disgust right now. I have a window open too. I hope no one calls the cops. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Colt gained back every pound he lost and then some. What a shock.

[Gobi]

"Call me a schlemiel."

[SunnyBeBe]

It’s hard to believe Coltie is that horny.  I just can’t imagine it.  There’s something off with him.   

[Hotel Snarker]

Sex with PrEd. Sex with Coltee. This is just vomit inducing.

[charmed1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Guys, I cannot. First Ed, now Colt. I am so grossed out. 

Seriously. Not only are they both revolting, there is absolutely no way either one of these goblins are a good lay. I don’t care how much Vanessa is pretending.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Maybe Debbie needs to be brought in for a consult?

Edited October 12, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Gobi]

No road head for you today, Coltee.

[Hotel Snarker]

Two or three times a day with Coltee? She some kind of glutton for punishment?

[SunnyBeBe]

With Coltie….sounds like obsessive compulsive disorder.   

[OneGuy]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Two or three times a day with Coltee? She some kind of glutton for punishment?

FTFY

Edited October 12, 2021 by OneGuy

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

It’s hard to believe Coltie is that horny.  I just can’t imagine it.  There’s something off with him.   

Sex addict. I was married to one. It's all about using sex as power; he uses sex to prove he can get his partner to do anything that he comes up wiith. If she wanted sex, he would withhold and say she was 'crazy' for wanting it. They get off on using sex to use or bully others...the dopamine hit is in messing with the other person's head. 

Coltee looks like he has too much estrogen to be that horny. 

[Gobi]

Just now, SunnyBeBe said:

With Coltie….sounds like obsessive  compulsive repulsive disorder.   

FTFY.

[Suzywriter]

12 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Seriously. Not only are they both revolting, there is absolutely no way either one of these goblins are a good lay. I don’t care how much Vanessa is pretending.

Goblins! Goblins!!! 🤣