90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Hotel Snarker]

All of these people seem to be forcing a relationship. Love is like a fart. If you force it, it’s probably shit.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jeez, Danielle's "friends" maybe stop asking "has he texted you yet?" every 20 minutes. 

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Fernnanda does love showing off those boobies Jonathan bought her. 

[Suzywriter]

17 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Coltee being homeschooled explains absolutely everything. 

Home schooled, and fed snacks of lead paint chips.

[Pepper Mostly]

She's going to dump him, but she wants him to buy her dinner first. I mean, a girl has to eat. 

[Gobi]

“There’s something else he doesn’t know about yet.” OMG, she has a secret!

[Frozendiva]

I don't see Fern and Robby as life partners.

[Hotel Snarker]

Fernanda last date: Whyyyy dontttt you calllll meeee morrrre...

Fernanda this date: I don’t want a relationship because I can’t control you.

[Frozendiva]

Winter sucks in Chicago. Who wouldn't want to be in Miami?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

“There’s something else he doesn’t know about yet.” OMG, she has a secret!

Well I for one am shocked. 

[Hotel Snarker]

OMG Fernanda, you’re only 22! Still a baby! Go enjoy the single life and stop stressing about men.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Winter sucks in Chicago. Who wouldn't want to be in Miami?

I wouldn't. I hate heat. 

[Gobi]

What kind of hell is it where only Big Ped and Coltee are having sex?

Edited October 5, 2021 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

So, Robbie cops to 31 now. He was 29 when they met at that party. 

[Bees52]

I'm glad Fernanda is going to Miami. I hope they drop her storyline there, too.

Also, someone needs to gently explain to Danielle that sometimes a nice date, is just a nice date. Not the start of a relationship.

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I wouldn't. I hate heat. 

Me too. Hate. Miami is like a never-ending hot flash.

[Hotel Snarker]

Fernanda needs to do a lot of growing up. A lot.

[Frozendiva]

You are 22 and there is no reason to tie yourself to another guy.

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So, Robbie cops to 31 now. He was 29 when they met at that party. 

Robbie's lines say 42.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Bees52 said:

I'm glad Fernanda is going to Miami. I hope they drop her storyline there, too.

Also, someone needs to gently explain to Danielle that sometimes a nice date, is just a nice date. Not the start of a relationship.

I mean, she lives in Ohio. Did she think that Sonny was going to do an LDR? 

[sainte-chapelle]

They went on 3 dates, hardly breaking up.

[Gobi]

“We are at different points in our life because we are actually at different points in our life.” From the Department of Redundancy Department.

[Suzywriter]

Fernanda, isn't it lovely to point out breaking up at such a sentimental moment?

Edited October 5, 2021 by Suzywriter

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Robbie's lines say 42.

Right? He looks rough. I also suspect he is a coke head. I just get that vibe.

[Frozendiva]

Robby, at your age of whatever you are, you don't want a controlling 22 year old child.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Fernanda needs to do a lot of growing up. A lot.

I mean, I think of the foolery I got up to at 22 and I am filled with sweet relief that there is no google-able evidence of it. One can only hope that 30 year old Fernanda will be mortified. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Why do women sleep with Ed. It isn’t that he has a sparkling personality and he treats women like garbage.

[Frozendiva]

Fernanda may be on her third or fourth marriage by 30.

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Right? He looks rough. I also suspect he is a coke head. I just get that vibe.

Is it the thinness and the muscle wasting on his face, or the drawn in eyebrows to camouflage the sunken eye sockets? Or maybe that sexy 30-year-old silver temples topped off by extensions?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh fuck. Four more minutes of Ed. 

[Frozendiva]

Of course you will blow the fact that you have found love again.

[Gobi]

“I will be your girlfriend. And may God have mercy on my immortal soul.”

[Suzywriter]

9 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Why do women sleep with Ed. It isn’t that he has a sparkling personality and he treats women like garbage.

He's revolting, and looks like a Hanna-Barbera cartoon.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Why do women sleep with Ed. It isn’t that he has a sparkling personality and he treats women like garbage.

Low self esteem? 

Ed: I hope I won't blow it.

Pepper Mostly: Oh Ed. You most certainly will.

Ed: I'd like you to meet my daughter. She's five years older than you. 

[Frozendiva]

You have stored the mistake you made with Rose in your head and won't do it again. Something else.

[Hotel Snarker]

Not Big Ed racing to a marriage!

[Bees52]

Yes, Egg, remind us that your girlfriend is around the same age as your daughter. He's so proud of his accomplishment.

[sainte-chapelle]

Liz…Ed showed you multiple times who he is, believe him. 

[Frozendiva]

You are imagining your new life far too fast.

[Pepper Mostly]

WHY DO WE HAVE TO WATCH ED PARADING AROUND IN HIS UNDERWEAR??

Its worse than the custom tours of people's ovaries. 

Edited October 5, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[Hotel Snarker]

Remember when, last week, Liz was upset about having to share a bed with PrEd? Now they "made love all night" and are dating. But that's still not enough - PrEd wants to introduce her to his daughter.

[Gobi]

“If it’s going to work out with Liz, she needs to work on her breath. And her leg hair.”

[Pepper Mostly]

Molly: So, I'm creeping on your Insta, and your friends' Instas. Its a matter of trust. 

[Bees52]

Oh boy... Molly's snooping confrontation with Kelly. This can't turn out good.

[sainte-chapelle]

I was pretty dumb at 22 and did allow a lot of nonsense from my boyfriend. I dated a new guy at 23 and he would do “ sweet” things like pick me up after work, surprise me at lunch. Then I realized he did it to keep me from after work social activities. I quickly dumped him. Learning from mistakes…none of these ppl are doing it right.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

“If it’s going to work out with Liz, she needs to work on her breath. And her leg hair.”

He already told her he doesn't like her to wear makeup. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Why is this any of Molly's business??? She found some kid on his ex’s page? How is it automatically his?

Edited October 5, 2021 by Hotel Snarker
Forgot apostrophe on Molly's

[Pepper Mostly]

Kelly, walk away. Walk away now. Molly is a lunatic. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Poor Terrance. You were the backup plan. I hope he dumps her ass.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Why is this any of Molly's business??? She found some kid on his ex’s page? How is it automatically his?

Right? And listening to her dithering about how she cyber stalked him. She has no clue about trust!

Edited October 5, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[Hotel Snarker]

Colt needs sex rehab. And Molly's foundation is so off.

Alright guys, this was fun and I couldn't have gone through this without you all! I will see you around the forums! For now, have a great night! Peace out.