90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Mr. Miner]

Vagina lady won an Emmy on Schitt$ Creek.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ve already started holiday shopping because of the supply chain issues. It hit home when I couldn't get my skin cream (Theraplex, great for preventive treatment for winter hand skin cracks) the other day.

[Pepper Mostly]

Kelly needs to leave right now. Molly is fucking bonkers. 

[Mr. Miner]

Molly could be in a Bad Idea Leather Pants commercial.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Are you sure?" she says! What the fuck Molly! 

And now she's going to double down. What is her fucking PROBLEM??

[Frozendiva]

Maybe the old girlfriend lied to him. She is responsible for her actions.

[Suzywriter]

The ex may not have fessed up. 

[Pepper Mostly]

How about you apologize for being a crazy creepy stalker Molly? 

Hahahaha, I kill me. 

[OneGuy]

Molly's angling for a Maury Povich appearance.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Molly: I’m just going to stay quiet.

Me: If only......

[Hotel Snarker]

Molly, ya ain't Agatha Christie, there ain't no mystery to solve here. Kelly is just a normal dude.

[Suzywriter]

Also, Kelly is an odd looking person.

[Frozendiva]

If Kelly has any suspicions, he could ask for a paternity test.

[Gobi]

"Now I know Kelly doesn't have a kid, so we need to come up with a different storyline."

[SunnyBeBe]

If the kid resembles Kelly, the mom may have just let her new boyfriend take the father role.  But, that’s for Kelly to pursue or not. At least now he’s aware.  

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

The ex may not have fessed up. 

Even so, that's not the same as Kelly having a kid and not copping to it. Molly is nutty as a Almond Joy. Kelly should run. 

[Mr. Miner]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Also, Kelly is an odd looking person.

He’s got the double gap going, top and bottom.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

"Now I know Kelly doesn't have a kid, so we need to come up with a different storyline."

The “Toting an Egg” script is being refreshed as we speak.

[Hotel Snarker]

This is such middle school nonsense, Molly. She is 100% self sabotaging like Kelly said.

[SunnyBeBe]

8 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Sex addict. I was married to one. It's all about using sex as power; he uses sex to prove he can get his partner to do anything that he comes up wiith. If she wanted sex, he would withhold and say she was 'crazy' for wanting it. They get off on using sex to use or bully others...the dopamine hit is in messing with the other person's head. 

Coltee looks like he has too much estrogen to be that horny. 

Good point.  I dealt with a withholder once.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

This is such middle school nonsense, Molly. She is 100% self sabotaging like Kelly said.

If he breaks up with her, she’ll drive by his house a few times a day.

[Pepper Mostly]

Pedicures. How original. Was the coffee shop closed? 

[Frozendiva]

Brittany, people do like nice feet. Do you care for a guy who is kind to people, opens doors, likes animals, makes you laugh, etc.?

[Gobi]

They're getting a pedicure. Brit was confused at first when he said they were getting a foot job together.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittany forgot that she was married, once again!

[Pepper Mostly]

Terrence: "were you married?"

Brittany: "yes, but I forgot" 

[Gobi]

Are we done with Ferngully? I hope so.

[Frozendiva]

Why, at 17, were you involved with a significantly older man? And married him?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sure the producers had nothing to do with setting up a date in a nail salon. And the cameras just happened to be there to catch it.

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Why, at 17, were you involved with a significantly older man? And married him?

Maybe he was tall?

[Frozendiva]

Brittany doesn't have to mention every detail about her life.

[Mr. Miner]

After the pedicure Brittany is going to have her balloon knot bleached.

Edited October 12, 2021 by Mr. Miner

[Hotel Snarker]

Dating Brittany doesn't look fun at all. It looks dry and labor intensive.

[Pepper Mostly]

Terrence, Brittany is a sugar baby. Once she finds a nice octogenarian with a fat wallet you are history.

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Dating Brittany doesn't look fun at all. It looks dry and labor intensive.

 Depends on your price range. She offers a variety of services.

Edited October 12, 2021 by Gobi

[Pepper Mostly]

Brittany is going to give Terrence something to remember her by. Probably crabs. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Wait, this is so awkward.

[Gobi]

What are the chances that Stan from LAL has Brit's number on his phone?

[Pepper Mostly]

Turn out the light. Kick out the camera crew. 

Though Brittany probably wouldn't mind if they stuck around.

Edited October 12, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[magemaud]

12 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Also, Kelly is an odd looking person

He looks like a sock monkey to me 

[Hotel Snarker]

I’d turn out the light too. The eye lashes are scary AF!

[DanaMB]

I didn’t even make it to the first commercial break. I admire you all who can stomach this 

[SunnyBeBe]

Watching scenes with Brittney requires too much effort. 🥴

Edited October 12, 2021 by SunnyBeBe

[Frozendiva]

Just now, DanaMB said:

I didn’t even make it to the first commercial break. I admire you all who can stomach this 

I was eating my Thanksgiving dinner leftovers.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, DanaMB said:

I didn’t even make it to the first commercial break. I admire you all who can stomach this 

When the going gets tough, the tough get snarking.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Gobi said:

When the going gets tough, the tough get snarking.

Billy Ocean taught us all something, didn't he? 

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hope they brought their RenFaire costumes.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I love stories, I love fairy tales. They make me horny."

[Hotel Snarker]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Brittany is going to give Terrence something to remember her by. Probably crabs. 

And caterpillars (eyelash reference)!

[Auntie Anxiety]

The hotel owners figured they needed to do something to get through the Covid hard times.

[Frozendiva]

Bring a sports bra, Coltee.