90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Gobi 75,816]

Every episode leads me deeper into an ever darkening pit of despair filled with the cold of an infinite void bereft of hope.

But hey, the snark is fun!

Till next time!

[sainte-chapelle 74,835]

Goodnight all, anyone heading over to Pillow Talk?

[Tuneful 4,321]

19 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Low self esteem? 

 

He manipulates them including through pity for his disability and charm for his Mom, dog, and scooter. He seems to pick young women who are struggling to get by. 

And maybe they sense he's abusive and/or threatening (e.g., abusive phone call to Liz that's out there).  

Edited October 5, 2021 by Tuneful

[Frozendiva 68,321]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Goodnight all, anyone heading over to Pillow Talk?

Me. My DVR is having issues so I either watch it live or on demand.

[Pepper Mostly 184,565]

Good night all! Great snark, as always. See you all around the forum!

And I love you all, I mean it. Stay safe and keep those masks on! 

[Shauna 2,172]

16 hours ago, Frozendiva said:

And it's Monday night. No Darcey and Stacey. Some sort of Family Chantel special that I have caught the last two minutes.

I kinda surprised myself when I sat down to watch Darcey and Stacey, but remembered that last week was the finale. I was more than shocked at how disappointed I was that they weren't on.  Back in January, I think. 

16 hours ago, Gobi said:

And now Ferngully. I hate all of these people, why am I watching this?

Because you love spending time with us, duh.  🤣

[MrBuhBye 17,406]

On 10/4/2021 at 8:20 PM, Gobi said:

If Kelly’s eight year daughter looks exactly like him, that is unfortunate.

Kelly is unfortunate to look like Kelly. 

On 10/4/2021 at 8:25 PM, Frozendiva said:

Ed and Liz, uh, did the naked pretzel. Twice. Barf.

So a total of four minutes.

[MrBuhBye 17,406]

On 10/4/2021 at 8:33 PM, Pepper Mostly said:

How old is Debbie? She looks really rough. 

Man a few weeks ago they played an episode of Bares All and she was gogo dancing.  My eyes.

[Pepper Mostly 184,565]

OK, peeps, I'm here, anti nausea medicine in hand, since I'm quite sure Ed will have me heaving within minutes. 

[Gobi 75,816]

Greetings, everyone!

What fresh Hell awaits?

[Frozendiva 68,321]

Hi ho!

[Gobi 75,816]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Hi ho!

Is that for Brittany?

[Hotel Snarker 45,261]

Hello, my friends! I have my back turned towards the TV currently to avoid the loathsome Family Chantel, but am ready to snark Single Life with you all! Let's get it on!

[OneGuy 12,012]

I missed last week but am here for this next hour.  I'm trying to avoid seeing any Family Chantel residue.

[Pepper Mostly 184,565]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Hello, my friends! I have my back turned towards the TV currently to avoid the loathsome Family Chantel, but am ready to snark Single Life with you all! Let's get it on!

I had it on but fortunately I speak no Spanish so I missed most of it. 

I still love Pedro, though. I love his big smile and how he just shines all this crazy on.

OK, fasten your seatbelts!

[Gobi 75,816]

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[Frozendiva 68,321]

Ed is reminding me of Steven.  Both are repulsive.

[Pepper Mostly 184,565]

Oh god, I actually just emitted a mew of distress. Ed is so repulsive. 

He has to turn his whole body toward her because neck. 

[Auntie Anxiety 125,900]

I’m a glutton for punishment, so I’m watching this dreck show. The live chat is my life raft in these turbulent 90 Day spinoffs.

[Mr. Miner 41,450]

This chick is taking her pig fetish too far.

[Suzywriter 34,246]

Hey people. 

I skidded in just in time to want to bean Ed with a golf club. Hi!

[Hotel Snarker 45,261]

Ed, please, it’s too early in the episode to gouge my eyes out!

[Suzywriter 34,246]

7 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

This chick is taking her pig fetish too far.

Dang, that is the best comment ever.

[Auntie Anxiety 125,900]

What’s wrong with Liz? Is it about being on tv? The small stipend? All the wine she wants to drink?

[OneGuy 12,012]

On all of these shows there is this constant need to affirm the relationships.  It's nauseating.  Pass me some of that medicine @Pepper Mostly.

[Pepper Mostly 184,565]

WHAT DOES SHE SEE IN HIM?

Seriously, I can't keep from covering my eyes and groaning "EW EW EW" whenever he appears on screen. 

[Suzywriter 34,246]

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh god, I actually just emitted a mew of distress. Ed is so repulsive. 

He has to turn his whole body toward her because neck. 

Or lack thereof. Or the fact that he is Humpty Dumpty reincarnated. 

[Frozendiva 68,321]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

This chick is taking her pig fetish too far.

Speaking of pigs, some wild ones have been spotted in Canada.

[Gobi 75,816]

"Age is a number. For example, it demonstrates how much older than someone you are."

[Suzywriter 34,246]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

WHAT DOES SHE SEE IN HIM?

Seriously, I can't keep from covering my eyes and groaning "EW EW EW" whenever he appears on screen. 

He looks like a damned talking kernel of corn. That yellow shirt completes the picture. 

[Pepper Mostly 184,565]

Just now, Gobi said:

"Age is a number. For example, it demonstrates how much older than someone you are."

The only people who say "age is just a number" are gross, skeevy pervy creepy scumbags. 

[Hotel Snarker 45,261]

Liz, is the "fame" and the followers worth sleeping with that greaseball?

[Frozendiva 68,321]

Just now, Gobi said:

"Age is a number. For example, it demonstrates how much older than someone you are."

Reminds me of a reverse Sumit and Jenny.

[Auntie Anxiety 125,900]

So Liz, unlike Rose, doesn’t want children? And she doesn’t need to shave her legs or brush her teeth?

[Suzywriter 34,246]

Is he wealthy? Like, wealthy enough for Liz to hold her breath and close her eyes for a couple of years? 

[Pepper Mostly 184,565]

And now why do we have a closeup of Brittany's taint? ENOUGH, SHARP! UNCLE!

[OneGuy 12,012]

"Magic Box?"

[Pepper Mostly 184,565]

Her "magic box"? My groans are going to turn to screams. 

[Auntie Anxiety 125,900]

Brittany and her mother must enjoy trading wigs.

[Hotel Snarker 45,261]

Yeah, saying the girl you're dating is pretty similar to your daughter and they're both pretty close in age is creepy as fuck.

Goooood...I don't care about Brittany. Please! 😭

[Gobi 75,816]

Just now, OneGuy said:

"Magic Box?"

 "Welcome to my magic box."

[Suzywriter 34,246]

I hate myself for this, but I think Brittany is beautiful.  Like, unusual and different and just beautiful.

[Frozendiva 68,321]

I'd be concerned about my child's attire and such. Not that it really matters what one wears, but a slight edit would do wonders.

[Pepper Mostly 184,565]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Is he wealthy? Like, wealthy enough for Liz to hold her breath and close her eyes for a couple of years? 

How wealthy would he have to be? I mean, not enough money in the world! Or enough vodka. 

Mama Brittany wants to meet the "people" Brittany is dating? All of them? 

[Hotel Snarker 45,261]

The Brittany is just so full of shit.

[Auntie Anxiety 125,900]

Can Brittany be single for a hot minute?

Edited October 12, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Suzywriter 34,246]

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Brittany and her mother must enjoy trading wigs.

I think Brittany's is stuck on somehow.

[Gobi 75,816]

She wants to be an ATV - All Terrance Vehicle.

[Pepper Mostly 184,565]

I cannot imagine my mother asking me these kinds of questions. 

 

[SunnyBeBe 58,701]

I’m not interested in Brittney.   
 

I don’t get Ed and Liz.  Just don’t get it.